General Grevious You're shorter than I expected

>>79209282

>Grievous surprised and impressed by his combat exploits at such a young age
>lol dude you're so short XD

what an asshole

>>79209282
Just think of what would have happened if the Jedi order had treated their enemies with humility and respect rather than chaff to be cut down.

>>79209282
b-but Grevious was tall, and certainly taller than Anakin

>>79209437
I suppose that you could even go as far as to say that Grevious was a big guy for him.

>>79209282
For You

>>79209282
>n-no Palpatine has to be arrested and face fair trail!!

Oh yeah, just like Dooku? Anakin was an hypocrite

>>79209282
it's kinda like poetry you know, every stanza rhymes with the last.

>>79209437
Anakin couldn't see him because he was a CGI character

My goodness grievous, you've grown!

>>79209517
Post that Dooku one where he yells Sheev is the sith before getting his head cut off.

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>>79209282

>>79209529
>2017
>chain rhyme

>>79209437
He knew Grevious was a big guy for him, but he didn't want to let him know that.

>>79209571
kek

>>79209582
Dooku already told that to obi-wan, they don't give a fuck about that kind of stuff.

>>79209429
Why didn't the Jedi just try not to be bland, boring shells in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each movie following the whining emo Anakin and his ginger buddy fighting assorted mooks has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the fanfic-tier writing, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make sci-fi seem mundane, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Lucas took complete directorial control over the prequels; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his Star Wars toy range. The Star Wars series might be anti-authoritarian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-LOTR series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the originals were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the original trilogy was also terrible. As I watched, I noticed that every time a character encountered a predicament, the director wrote instead that the character "had a bad feeling about this."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Lucas' mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of directing. Later I read a lavish, loving Instagram post by the same Kevin Smith. He wrote something to the effect of, "I loved Star Wars as a kid and now I'm on the Star Wars set." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "Star Wars" you are, in fact, trained to watch bottom-of-the-barrel blockbuster trash.

>*cough* *cough* "I must cough but I have no lungs" *cough*
>"It's H3H3 thing" *cough*

Epic fucking reference, George
Why do we like the prequels again?