What was his fucking problem?

His Dad.

The kids were too fat to Perkisize, not his fault

JEEEEEEROLD GARNER

AGE 11

One hundred and 165 pounds

>ywn get launched 15ft in the air off the Blob.

Literally nothing. He tried to help a bunch of obese children but for some reason they're viewed as the good guys.

The kids convince the adults at camp to lie and manipulate their parents into not having to workout.

This movie had:
>Lars
>Fat Kids Not Being Shamed
>Fat Male Gets a Hot 90s blonde Girlfriend
>Stereotyping Wealthy Schools As Snobby
> The Leader Of A Cult as the main Antagonist

DELI MEAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCuvoRjhoBs

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>kids tied him up and kept him in a electrified prison cell.
>None of the parents bat an eye about this

What problem? He was just the only one with enough self discipline to be able to walk barefoot on broken glass. He is on the same level as John McClane.

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>>79209224
Give me some recommendations for kino 90's kid flicks.

>>79210578
>mfw I got to get launched off the blob at that lame ass church camp i had to go to when I was a kid

It was the only good part.

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>>79212157
>kids had to fly and then take a long bus ride to get to the camp.
>parents all drove to "parents day".
>the relay race was meaningless, because the go-kart race at the end started at the same time.

Still a great movie.

>>79213958
mighty ducks
richie rich
major payne
north (not many people like it but its great if you are a kid)

>>79213958
went to the movies with my best friend when this came out, shit that doesnt even seem like the same life :(

>>79211196
This still gets a genuine chuckle every time I see this scene