>be dunston >check in

>be bateman
>check em

comfy kino

>be bogdanoff
>make the call

>>79208765
THIS
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>be forced meme
>thank lori

>>79208765
>On August 5, 1997, while driving a rented BMW in Enniskillen, Northern Ireland, Sam the orangutan (Dunston) crossed into the wrong lane and collided head-on with a Volvo driven by Anna Gallagher, 28, accompanied by her mother, Margaret Doherty, 63, killing both instantly.
>Sam was charged with causing death by dangerous driving and faced up to five years in prison, but was later convicted of the lesser charge of careless driving and fined $175, which the victims' family called "a travesty of justice".

Damn that's fucked up

>>79208876
>be anon
>request rundown

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>>79208947

>>79208947
fucking kek

>>79208947
>In late December 1991, Sam the orangutan was arrested after he killed Isabel Duarte, a resident of Bethesda, Maryland, in a car crash. He was charged with manslaughter and driving while intoxicated. His blood alcohol level at the time measured three times the limit for legal intoxication.

>The court sentenced Lewis to five years in prison, but suspended four, citing Sam the orangutan's work after his arrest with a prison-based theater troupe which performed in jails, schools and churches, to highlight the consequences of drug abuse. Sam the orangutan was also ordered to serve two years' probation after his release and to perform 350 hours of community service

That wasn't the first time.