Show me a bigger cock tease than Rachel.

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Pro Tip: You can't

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>>79201612

>>79201612
Your mum.

jk she was easy

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>>79201647

>>79201694
She's getting old and doesn't dress slutty anymore.

>>79201694
she was literally perfection before the pregnancy
>but muh thicc
at the expense of the years that fucking baby sucked out of her face

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more

>>79201612
How do you people obsess over one woman like this?

Wtf is wrong with you all?

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she knows

>>79201612
Natalie Sawyer, Jo Wilson, Hayley McQueen

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>>79202431
Natalie Sawyer is the only acceptable one there. She has a striking resemblance to a certain porn actress who's name escapes me.

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The Queen of THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

>>79202547
I keep forcing myself to watch Only Connect and I cannot get past the first 2 minutes. It's literally the most boring gameshow ever created.

>>79202547

Holly is far superior.

>>79202399
Is that a scar?

>>79202590
>not knowing the orgasmic feel of getting the connection after 2 clues

>>79202600
I feel sorry for you both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqVIa6dxCt4

I bet Nick Hewer wanks into a bucket under that desk.

>>79202643
Does she drink it through a straw when filming is done for the day?

>>79202640

Kek I don't go in for ugly kikes mate sorry.

>>79202547
not attractive in the slightest

>>79202547
Her whole body is 50 percent boobs

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>>79201612

My dad met Rachel Riley in the pub once, she was alone and nobody was talking to her, she didn't stay very long. He was thinking whether to talk to her but he was too anxious to do anything.

>>79203522
I bet he didn't tell you she left because he was leering at her and touching himself under the table.

>>79202399
gosh she's pretty

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This tease from BBC F1

She has huge cans but hides them well, sexy voice too

ITT ugly britbong whores

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>>79201612

I am gonna read this thread and there better be some Suzie Dent in here or I am going to throw a fit.

>>79202343
>girly and innocent, yet an experienced woman
>kind of slutty, but still with class
>that accent
>blond, blue eyes
>pretty
>funny and most likely smart
>great body

its hard to find only half of these things in a woman, let alone all of them combined

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>>79203666
Kys

>>79202089
Rachel Riley would look loke dogshit if she got pregnant.

Holly still looks great.

Imagine Rachel trying to pull this look off after pregnancy.
>>79202399

>>79203697

We would drag our balls through 10 miles of broken glass just to hear her braaaaaaaaaaap into a walkie talkie.

>>79202399
I like how she can look at you and at someone 90 degrees to her right at the same time.

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>this thread

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>>79201612
Literally perfect.

>>79201612
that hit chick from brainiacs(show on discovery) that always wore latexlike costume and emphasized on a word "hard"

>>79203751
nice manjaw

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>>79201612
/thread

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>>79203818
OH SHIT

>>79203798
>Not appreciating Countdown tottie

From which vanquished nation do you hail?

>>79203839
Literally fucking smeagol

>>79203897
I have no idea what that is

>>79202399
She's UKIP?

Top lass

>>79201694
So fucking overrated.

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>you will never be Jim White, fucking all the SSN slags after a long hard Transfer Deadline Day

just kill me lads

>>79204022

just imagining her body under those clothes, fuck sake

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>>79204006
I think it's just a purple ribbon. Put your dick away Nigel.

>>79204006
That's a Best in Show ribbon

>>79203821
Thaila Zucchi?

That Bunny Boiler thing she did on Balls of Steel was cock tease kino

>>79201620
>>79201612
what episode is this?

>>79204168
MUH DICK, series 4

>>79201620
She's taking at least one nasty shit each day. She has also touched her blood soaked tampon a dozen times by accident and didn't bother washing her hands properly because she was in a hurry.

>>79204006
>She's UKIP

No, she's educated.

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>>79204270

Go on.

>>79204289
NUMPTY NIGEL BTFO

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What British nonsense is going on in this thread?

>>79204270
>She has also touched her blood soaked tampon

Nah, she's definitely on the pill so she can bareback in a gangbang, and consequently hasn't had a proper period in years

>>79204022
Fucking more

>>79204335
oi fuck off cunt if you can't handle some cheeky bantz fuckin' yankee pooftah i'll bash your head in you wanker swear on me mam's life

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>>79204444
>4444

>>79201620

man o manischevitz

>>79203839
MYYYYYYY

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEECIOUUUUUUUUUUUUS

>>79202547
>that negroid hand
YOU

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Childhood is idolising Rachel.

Adulthood is realising Holly makes more sense.

>>79204006
>degree from Cambridge in maths
>ukip supporter

Top kek. Pick one and only one.

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>burgers see a beautiful woman like rachel and instantly get jealous
>"u-ugly britbong girls! YUCK!"

>>79203522
Didn't really meet her then did he son

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How hard would you?

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>>79204158
yes yes pic related thanks.man

>>79204711
MYYYYYYY

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>79203697
>most likely smart
She's a fucking genius

>>79205270
Jonathan Arnott matriculated university at 15 and graduated with an MMath.

>>79201694
>>79203751
>>79205112
>>79205485

What went wrong?

>>79203818
One of us?

>>79205992
she had to be told what it means

>>79205618
Chinks BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XrnG2n2mqg

>>79206023
No she didn't, watch it again.

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>>79205112
this tbqh

>>79205112
bit of a butterface tho

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>>79206133
Only lonely middle-aged men like Holly

>>79206332
empirikally wronk

>>79202643
i dont even know what the fuck this show is but she is a super cutie here

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>>79206241
>staring at her face

>>79206388
how can rachel even compete

>>79206053
hahahahahahahaha

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slags

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>>79201612
Our president desu

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>>79206472
slags

>>79206542
thicc

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>>79206472

>>79206472
Them legs, doe.

>>79206610
What a revolting fat slob
>>79206621
chubby chaser

>>79206610
she has weird eyes Tbh

>>79206643
You are sick in the nog m8

>>79206650
They're crooked. Left one's lazy. You're probably referring to her eye makeup in that though.

>>79206610
Those crazy eyes though...

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Everyone here has shit taste

>>79206542
This is what he meant by MAGA.

We're going to be so thicc

>>79206755
haha. no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVMVf6bxm1w

>>79206755
~Old, fakies, fucking annoying, looks like a raisin with a wig

Everyone in your post has shit taste

>>79206766
Now that is delicious THICC

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>>79204289
NOIGOL FARARRGE ROIGHT!

katy hopkins > sheridan smith > willoughby > katy piper before acid face > countdown woman > susannah reid

pprove me wrong

>>79206994
>turns to the left to look at other camera and says punchline

>>79206766
http://pastebin.com/GdaZZ9x4

>>79202590
pleb filter doing its job

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>>79204444

>>79206548
haha gino what a lad

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>>79207075
>sheridan smith

not even gonna dispute this, she gets me diamonds for some reason

>>79208855
hnnnggggh dat chav aesthetic is fucking nice

>>79203798
KEK