Hey /tv/, it's Nikki Blonsky from hairspray

>>79198433

From the movie Hairspray?

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>>79198433
hey boo boo

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>>79198463

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I can't find the photo of her saying how she's glad her movie is a bargain bin title because "more people can see it"

I didn't think anything could be more sad than Jenna Fischer.

I was wrong.

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>>79198556

does anyone have her carrie fisher tweet?

>>79198647
those goddamn sausage fingers

>>79198647
Her name/face isnt even on the cover whats wrong with this bitch?

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Hey it's John Travolta from the movie Hairspray

>>79198693
Reminds me of the episode of always sunny when Dee kept referring to herself as the "featured" extra

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Who is more justed?

Brendan or Nikki?

>>79198942
PPPPRRAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>79198942
the fuck is wrong with the image server

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>>79198556
>She's now working at a salon
>"Hey, Nikki, can you pass me your hairsp-"
>Her face lights up
>"Yesssssss? My what? What do you need?"
>All of the stylists groan and look down at the floor
>"...your hairspray. I'm all out"
>"OH MY GOD! THAT'S SO FUNNY! MY NAME IS NIKKI BLONSKY AND I WAS IN A MOVIE CALLED HAIRSPRAY. AND NOW HERE I AM, WORKING AT A SALON, AND SOMEONE ASKS TO BORROW MY HAIRSPRAY. ISN'T THAT SO FUNNY, YOU GUYS? HAHAHA. I WAS IN HAIRSPRAY"

>>79198942
>back to her 'roots'
kek

>>79199028
>>79198942

I mean to be fair I think she owns that salon

She's gonna be one of those failed actresses that forces her children to watch her old movies

>>79198942
Nikki. Brendan is reduced to acting in shitty Indian movies, but at least he's acting.

>>79199133
Reminds me of this one kid who was in a candy commercial in 5th grade and bragged about it all the way to senior year

>>79199065
citation so I can feel better for her please

>>79199065
Nope, see >>79198556

>>79199133
you think i could rent her for a weekend? how much do you think to just completely wear her out?

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>>79199162
Brendan got a role in Affair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow3VCP3Xdmk

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>In July 2008, Blonsky and her parents were involved in a violent confrontation with the family of Bianca Golden, a former contestant on America's Next Top Model, at the Providenciales International Airport in the Turks and Caicos.[13] The Blonsky and Golden families reportedly fought over seats in the airport's departure area, leading to a brawl which left Golden's mother hospitalized.[13] Golden, Blonsky, and Blonsky's father were all charged with assault. The charges against Blonsky were dropped in January 2009.

>>79199338
I want to keep her naked in a cage at the foot of my bed like the fat piggy she is.

>>79199162
>has to live in india, a land known for people defecating on the open streets and leaving dead people to rot in local rivers
>better

it JUST adds insult to injury TBQH Famalam

>>79198499
Coooollll bloooded

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I just want to wait outside the hair saloon she cleans the floors at with a buddy until her shift is over and pass her on the street before turning to my buddy and saying 'Holy shit was that Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray the movie?!'

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>>79199664
fucking imagine

>>79198433
>>79198463
>>79198499
>>79198556
>>79198585
>>79198647
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>>79198942
>>79199028
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>>79199664
you guys are just jealous

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>>79199807
why do women pretend to browse 4chan?

>>79199267
A few compliments and a nice dinner.

she is an oscar nominated actress who starred in an oscar nominated film.

what accolades do any of you have under your belt?

>>79199890
A college degree, my own house and a job that pays more than minimum wage.

>>79199890
I support my mom & dad while putting my wife through college

>>79198802
HAHA, nice try, that's Nikki Blonsky from HAIRSPRAY THE MOVIE.

>>79199890

I'm not 200 lbs overweight and desperately tweeting celebs hoping to land a pity job. Oh, and I can spell.

>>79199890
I'm not a fat piggy girl and I don't secretly absolutely hate myself.

>>79199890
my job does not involve sweeping other people's discarded hair from the floor

>>79199890
>just nominated
Turns out losing is an accomplishment now.

>>79199890
I killed 2 hajis in Afghanistan.

http://officialnikkiblonsky.com/

This is the webpage linked by her official twitter. Am I missing something here?

>>79199220
Well it's her mother's salon that she bought so she more or less owns it

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>>79200200
this gets better and better

>>79200222
Source.

>>79198433
J U S T

U

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>>79199890

Semi professional racecar driver and amateur tarttoo artist.

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>>79200200
>http://officialnikkiblonsky.com/

>>79200334
That sounds horrible

>tfw i know what happened

She stopped working because she had a psychotic breakdown and she went to a literal mental asylum for a year or two. Then she went to her parent's for a few years. It had nothing to do with a lack of talent or anything. It wasn't because drugs or anything just biology.

Anyway this year she reactivated her SAG-AFTRA card and she's apparently well again? Honestly besides a few cringey tweets she didn't do anything that might fuck her up, I honestly wish her well

>>79200386
Shhh stop being reasonable. It's funnier to laugh at her tweets

>>79200386
Is this Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray?

>>79200289
if only

>>79199277
is this show any good?

>>79200386
When did she get the horrible forearm tattoo?

If I were her I'd just lose that fucking weight and utilize my last years of being able to pass a possibly cute young woman combined with a few weight loss headlines

>>79198942
I feel bad for her.But atleast she's doing something with her life.

>>79199338
She could heem every runt ITT

>>79199277
Brendans acting is legitimately good desu

>>79200386
Except she never stopped trying and it was just that nobody hires female trolls.

>>79200200
That didn't used to be there

She basically lives in a suburb on Long Island cutting hair all day. Any friends from NY it's your chance to date a real life movie star.

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>>79200200
>last tweet 2 dic. 2015

WE GOT A NEW PATIENT DOC

>>79199890

I've got two deployments under my belt including one where I drove a tank. I also gunned a bit.

>>79200151

I shot a few with the coax. It was interested

>>79199664
>hey jake
>JAKE!!
>IS IT STILL PODRACING?!

>>79200334

100% white trash though.

>>79200386
>>She stopped working because she had a psychotic breakdown and she went to a literal mental asylum for a year or two. Then she went to her parent's for a few years. It had nothing to do with a lack of talent or anything. It wasn't because drugs or anything just biology.

You're thinking of Amanda Bynes

>On July 22, 2013, Ventura County sheriff's deputies detained Bynes in front of a stranger's house in Thousand Oaks, California, where she had allegedly started a small fire in the driveway, and had her hospitalized under a 72-hour mental-health evaluation hold.[44][45] Bynes' parents filed for conservatorship of their daughter shortly after her hospitalization began.[46] On August 9, Bynes' mother was granted a temporary conservatorship over Bynes' affairs, including her medical care, as well as control over her finances, after the judge agreed that Bynes had a "lack of capacity to give informed consent to medical care."[47][48] On September 30, Bynes was transferred from UCLA Medical Center to receive "specialized treatment in a private facility outside of Los Angeles."[49]

>In December 2013, Bynes was released from treatment to her parents.[50] Bynes was arrested on September 28, 2014, for her second DUI.[39][51] On October 10, 2014, Bynes was hospitalized in Pasadena, California, and placed on a temporary psychiatric hold after she made accusations via Twitter that her father sexually abused her as a child; shortly after she tweeted that her father had not molested her, but she claimed he implanted a microchip in her brain that forced her to make the accusation.[52][53] Her psychiatric hold was later extended. On October 22, Bynes' mother received conservatorship of her daughter once again; on October 30, Bynes left the psychiatric facility early.[54][55]

>>79200633
Lol fag

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>>79198647
>those hashtags

>>79199890
I can put my pants on, unassisted
>beat that, Blonsky!

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>>79200334
Don't worry, I'm a fireman.

>>79199807
t. Nicky Blonsky from the movie Hairspray

>>79200726

Th.. thanks

and she turns 30 next year too

>>79200386
thats Amanda

>>79199890
she wasn't nominated for an oscar.

>>79199338

Honestly, if she lost the weight she'd be hot as hell. I wonder how her foot game is?

>>79201023
she honestly wouldn't be

>>79201156

You're just honestly gay

>>79201176
>that face
>dwarf
>skin flaps
Fuck off Nikki

>>79198499
oh damn

Hairspray? Hmmm, can't say I've seen it.

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>>79200200
>http://officialnikkiblonsky.com/

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Plumperpass when?

>>79198499
Amanda Bynes still exists?

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>>79199890
nice try Nikki

>>79198499
Boring Hollywood elitist pig

>>79202427
after Dogfart

>>79202502
>Nikki
>Hollywood

>>79199890
these digits

>>79199338
do some bbw porn sweetie

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>>79202427
fffuck yeah

>them thigh/belly creases

>>79199839
>why do women pretend to browse 4chan?
????????

if shes here shes not pretending

>>79199890
I'm a jobless neet, but I'm not fat

>>79200470
Ha, that will never happen while she's stuck in the past.

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>>79202427
Damn Does Nikki Blonsky look like that?

>>79199277
out of context this is incredible

two washed up actors doing terrible, weird performances in an inexplicable scene in a poorly made show nobody watches

>>79198499
>those dates
She wasn't even subtle about it.

>>79200517
and that hair
oh that hair

>>79202680
No, it's extremely over edited and brushed. Fat people have disgusting skin.

She's so pretty. Wish she would stop shaving everything, and do some hairy bbw porn.

>>79199338
>>79202427
MORE

>tfw at least your life isn't as bad as Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray

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i wish i was a greasy shameless porno director so i could seduce Nikki into doing porn.

for her first scene i would make her have gangbang with 3 black men

>>79202739
jealous haters gonna hate. nikki is FIONE!

>>79202427
this got so much Photoshop

>>79203023
why is tv obessed with back cock, are y'all white skinny faggots just waiting to get BLACKED?

>>79203023
Don't be mean. She needs solo scenes, or nice gentle lesbianism with another hairy bbw.

>>79203023
Day of the rope is coming for you, cuck faggot.

>>79199277
What a creepy fucking scene

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>>79203093
She's perfect for facial abuse and degrading porn

>>79203023
>not shoving hairspray cans up her vag and ass for every tweet mentioning that she's Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray

>>79199958
top tier son and husband m8

>>79203249
>>79203382
never, ever reproduce. ever.

>>79203065
cmon it's 2017.
Everyone has a black bull.

>>79203382
>not making her repeat her tweets like a mantra as she pushes hairspray cans out of her fat pussy

>>79203023

Just as long as I don't have to go down on her, I'd bang her

>>79201023

No, I have seen this before. Maybe she could've been hot, but not anymore. She has carried her weight from her teenage years for too long. Her body has grown to carry that weight and now her shoulders are too wide and her chest is too big. She will forever be a barrel shaped dwarf from now on.

>>79203547
>>
>Just as long as I don't have to go down on her
?
why?

>>79203583

I love sweaty pussy as much as the next dude, but fat smelly pussy is disgusting

I have the same birthday as her.

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>>79203382
>Dobson'ing her with hairspray cans

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>>79198499
>>79198500

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There's a severely JUSTed actor (brain damage) named Alan Boyce who sometimes makes posts and threads about himself on /tv/ (just search his name in the archive). People really don't respond because he's incredibly obscure, but since he did make movies with Keanu and Jennifer Connelly in the 80s I'm wondering he's here to laugh at JUSTed actors.

Alan, pls respond.

>>79204148
How do you know it's him and not some dude obsessed with the actor?

>>79199890
i am tom brady

>>79204235
Like ChamCham who totally isnt Brendan Fraser

>>79204235
Certainly possible. However, the guy is so obscure and the anon provided so much private information about him that it's at least a family member or something. Maybe it's his nephew; "Boyce" claimed his nephew introduced him to 4chan and reddit