Holy shit!

so that's what print screen does!

>>79197919
>Fresh reviews barely trickling in
>still only 1 rotten review
there's gonna be a flood come Friday

>>79197919
I'm glad Keanu finally has a successful franchise.

>>79197919
Yea. I'm thinking he's back

>>79197990

So youre saying the Matrix was not successful? Are you saying it wasnt a franchise? Or are you saying you forgot Keanu was in the Matrix?

>>79197990
He's more famous than J-Law, the most famous actress of the new generation.

>>79197977
Still would be around 80. I can't imagine it completely crashing down.

>>79197977
They would have had an embargo if it was shit. Looks like Keanu found his mojo. again

>>79197919
Damn son that's a fine start.
It definitely won't stay that high but this does mean its unlikely to fall much lower than 80

Glad to hear its actually a worthy follow up.
I was concerned that the studio might have pulled a "Taken" on us and made the sequel a bigger budgeted but far less interesting PG13 action flick.

But apparently its still R rated and still about Keanu double tapping armies of henchmen.

>>79197919
paid reviews

>>79197919
capeshit BTFO

>>79197919
>RT
>having any relevant meaning

>>79198280
There was an embargo until yesterday.

I think it tops out at 89-90 desu...

>>79198558
What does that even mean? RT is just an aggregator.

>>79198558

Literally the average of every critic review rounded up.

It's happening bros, the greatest aktionkino of our generation.

>>79199144
>>79199182
>just an aggregator

it's not though

they distort the ratings through their retarded tomato meter

a movie that 100 critics agree is a 7/10 gets 100% tomato rating while a movie that 99 critics think is a 10/10 and one thinks is a 5/10 gets a 99%

it's retarded

>>79198280
it's probably a new rule RT added since WB owns it. Lego Batman also has only 1 rotten review even though it used to have 2 and a very slow increase of positive reviews

>>79197919

Mary Wick: Chapter Sue

>>79199202

While I'm hoping it tops the first one, I don't think it will. I'm worried about the soundtrack more than anything, I hope it's not a bunch of Common songs.

ACTION KINO

Are there any action movies that come this close to pure cinematic bliss?

>>79198040
In what fucking universe do you live to think that jennifer fucking lopez is the most actress of her generation? That isn't even new anymore for the last 20 years.

>>79199224
Which is what the average rating is for you dumbass.

>>79199273
Only the original Die Hard.

>>79197919

Your digits are rather aesthetic.

>>79198037
I mean Matrix WAS a succesfull franchise. But you don't see any Matrix stuff nowadays.

He is just glad Keanu find himself in a good action franchise (What is not 47 Ronin or anything directed by Paul W. S. Anderson)

>>79199295
Which is what literally nobody ever looks at hence why OP thinks a 7/10 movie will be the best thing ever because the dumb tomato has a high number

>>79199230
>2000 reviews
>There was only one Premiere Screening+Couple Test showing

I mean I like Keanu as well, but honestly, fuck people who votes on Movies before they would be released. Thats fucking Marvel/DC level of autism

The first film was a reddit meme so it should be no surprise that the "trendy reddit geek culture" nu-male bloggers are falling in line to praise the sequel

>>79199321

Then he should say "I'm glad Keanu has found a successful franchise again."

>>79199369
>The first film was a reddit meme

how come?

It was a legit good action flick.

>>79199273

Recently? Edge of Tomorrow.

>>79199378
I mean you are right, but he isn't wrong.
>I'm glad Keanu finally has a successful franchise.
This would also imply he didn't had a successful franchise in years... Which is true

>>79199355
>Literall no one ever
It's right there in the picture. Don't be a moron. If people want to spout uninformed bullshit then correct them.

>>79199294
>>Being this retarded.

>tfw living in the age of Keanukino

>>79199467
>Not Kino Reeves

>>79199387
It appealed to the /v/eddit sensibilities of "fun" and "cool" much like Fury Road except less overtly political.

A good guide for you to follow is that if you see adult video game player types enjoying something en masse then it is on some level "reddit"

>>79199263
>>79199263
Gary Stu, anon, gary stu

>>79197919
Is it as good as this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xIU-pL04Y0

>>79199510
What's wrong with movies being fun and cool?

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>>79199510
>Film is not even out yet
>Faggots already calling it literally /v/eddit

Man....

oh man this is just SO badass!

did you guys see the scene in the club where the loud music plays and he keeps shooting people in the head?
he just keeps hitting them in the head lmao

reminded me of my favorite video game Hotline Miami...

>>79199510
I'm sorry it didn't have more Jesus metaphors like your snyder flicks.

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So this franchise is actually good?

I thought you fuckers were memeing

>>79199369
It was an entertaining action movie with worldbuilding and a simple story. The action scenes were great too, they even made a point in showing that his gun got jammed and had to improvise. Wtf more do you want?

>>79199585
Fun and cool as cinematic concepts are Jew pushed pacifiers intended to keep you docile, distracted and ultimately controlled.

>>79199657

You couldn't spare 90 minutes to watch the first one?

>>79198280
>They would have had an embargo if it was shit. Looks like Keanu found his mojo. again
Wick is a pretty simple formula, it's just very cool gunplay designed by people who know what they're doing in a slightly wacky underworld.

I don't know where the sequal is going to go but the formula is basic.

>>79199587
The first film was "based", "comfy" /v/eddit "fun" incarnate so I don't think it's unreasonable to think a direct sequel will be anything different.

>>79199691
Why would I watch something when I suspect it to be bad?

>>79199727

Why would you suspect something to be bad when most people said it was good?

Fuck kind of kangaroo logic do you operate on?

>>79199727
dude john wick is fr*ggin rad

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>>79199722
I found your profile picture

>>79199755
The reddit shills are operating in this thread I see. At least I hope that's who made this post because the alternative is an individual who is completely brainwashed by the Jewish meme machine of popular culture.

Why are kids hyping up John Wick as something they've never seen before?

They haven't seen any of the Hong Kong action movies from the early 90's and 80's?

>>79199369
>The first film was a reddit meme
Dude, it was /k/ meme too. You want to go tell them that they're reddit?

Maybe lots of people just like it because it was a simple story well executed?

Basically, it was a non-scifi Battle for LA but set in a weird russian underworld with better writing and acting.

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>>79199509
>Kino Reeves

Hardcore unjust

>>79199797
This is the infantilized mindset of the John wick fan who can only relate to the world through his prism of video games, hot pockets and /v/ board culture.

>>79199812
>They haven't seen any of the Hong Kong action movies from the early 90's and 80's?
Would you draw a parallel with Hard Boiled? I can just sort of see it.

>>79199812
The John Wick fan was born in the late 90s early 00s and doesn't consume any media that isn't served up to them with the "trendy reddit mainstream movie buff circle.jerk" seal of approval.

>>79199819
it was 5/10 at best and it was pretty fucking mainstream. So, yeah Reddit fits it.

>>79199812
Because Keanu, Bill Nye, Cosmos Black Scientist, Bill Murray and Elon Mus... no wait he is ebil now

haahahaah xD NIGGER!!!!!!!!!

>>79199619
>capeshit babby literally seething

beggin ya ta finna seek sunlight.

>>79199974
The John Wick audience and the MCU audience are largely one and the same.

>if you enjoy this action flick you're reddit
>the joos made it to control you
>you like it because you play those darn videogames!!!
"""mature""" /tv/ posters

>>79200046
You DO play video games though don't you?

>>79199230
>using the new IMDb layout

>>79200105
i only play STALKER

>>79199974
John Wick is literally capeshit

>>79200022
I hate the MCU and loved John Wick.

what the hell do the two franchises even have in common, they couldnt be further apart.

>>79200187
I dont think you know what capeshit means if you think that movie has anything in it resembling a superhero movie

>>79200208
Both embraced by mainstream reddit "geek" culture as fashionable to praise.

>>79199657
The first one is enjoyable action schlock. Its fairly silly with a thin plot but it has a good supporting cast and solid action

Nothing ground breaking but its well executed, clearly made by people that know their craft and actually put effort into the fight scenes. It also felt like a throwback to the sorts of high body count R rated action flicks that used to be common place but are now sadly nowhere to be seen in the current glut of PG13 toy adverts disguised as action films.

>>79200232
"it's not based on a literal comic book" doesn't mean it's not capeshit you retard

>>79200266
I'm not so sure about that.

I haven't really heard much "mainstream" "geek" talk of John Wick like I do of the Avengers or other MCU shit. what exactly do you consider "mainstream reddit "geek" culture" anyway. that sounds like just a load of contrarian buzzwords.

>as fashionable to praise.

maybe because it's just a good fucking movie?

>>79200290
well what the fuck makes it capeshit then? You still haven't answered that

Here is a guide for our confused crossposters.

/v/eddit/Reddit: MCU, Pacific Rim, Mad Max Fury Road, John Wick, Edge Of Tomorrow, Deadpool.

Not meme approved action kino: Zach Snyder, Michael Bay, Michael Mann, The Accountant.

>>79200371
>what exactly do you consider "mainstream reddit "geek" culture" anyway.
Somebody who posts on /v/, somebody who posts on reddit, somebody who posts on /tv/ but hasn't yet swallowed the red pill that entertainment is a bad thing, somebody who plays video games, somebody who uses the term contrarian despite it purely being a Jewish invention made to encourage conformity.

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>>79200477
>this level of autism

>>79200522
/v/poster

>>79200429
i know this is bait but
>Michael Bay

>>79197919
Holy shit thats sort of surprising.

I knew i'd love it but it will have no political bias about current events, anti Trump sentiments or pro women ideals, so I was sure critics would hate it.

>>79200595
Pain and Gain and the Bengazi movie were fare closer to kino than literal video game John wick

Gonna go see it Saturday with some friends, I hope it's good.

>>79199378
>>79199434
>>79199321
>>79198037
You're all wrong. The anon stated it correctly and concisely. You're just have the unrealistic expectation that the Matrix needs to be acknowledged. When it doesn't.

>>79199294
10/ 10

>People not realising how good Jennifer Lopez was in The Hunger Games

>>79200621
Even the first film had pro-woman shit and it's only going to intensify in the sequel with the genderqueer feminist being cast. Even if nobody comes out and says "white male must die" the very casting of that thing is an implicit vote for white extinction

>>79200639

I acknowledge that you can go fuck yourself with a weed whacker.

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>>79199510
>No Fun Allowed

>>79200727
Embracing the fun meme is just another form of being made a cuck

>>79199579
This scene hurts, I really feel for him in this scene.

Such good acting fuck.

>>79200690

>Even the first film had pro-woman shit

what pro-woman shit, when Palicki broke the rules to attack Wick when he was injured and asleep and still got her ass kicked, and was then later executed for breaking said rules?

Yeah girl power alright, you fuck.

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>>79199294
>Jennifer Lopez
I'm fucking cackling

>>79200628
yea, you're right. i always think of transformers when someone mentions michael bay.

>>79199579
All the comments on youtube seem to think this is bad acting? Fuck I hate everyone.

>>79199510

>/v/eddit sensibilities of "fun" and "cool"

Anon, those are human sensibilities.

>>79199273
Predator
The Rock
Terminator 1/2
Die Hard
The Running Man
Commando
Total Recall

>>79199579
my fucking sides

>>79200429
>Michael Bay
Nigga

>>79200757
>cuck
is this meme still a thing? also, go outside and fight the jew opression, you pussy. Stop complaining on le 4chinz. do something or stay in your home like the good goyim you are.

>>79200765
Having her be depicted as a viable threat in any form other than alimony chasing rape shouter is girl power my friend

>>79200290
>"it's not based on a literal comic book" doesn't mean it's not capeshit you retard
First Capeshit meant any superhero movie, and I could buy that. Next it meant anything based on a comic, which was shitty but I could still buy it. Now you're saying it doesn't need to be based on a comic to be capeshit.

At what point does capeshit stop meaning anything? What's the line between good action film and capeshit?

>>79200830
/r9k/ is leaking again

>>79199273

Starship Troopers
The Raid
The Raid 2
John Woo movies
Escape from NY
Last Action Hero
Enter the Dragon
Game of Death
Predator
Commando
Cradle 2 Tha Grave
Transporter
Big Trouble in Little China
Crank
Crank 2 High Voltage

>>79199722
>comfy
Retard. John Wick is anything but comfy.

>>79200894
>The Raid

more like The Reddit

>>79200830
Look man, to pretend that there aren't at least a few very physically competent women just isn't accurate. Besides, she had every advantage and still got fucked up.

>>79200894
Wow mate well played.

Can't say i've ever seen Enter The Dragon but im wondering why I haven't watched any of those others in years.

>>79199273
Riki-Oh: The Story Of Ricky
Shoot 'Em Up
One Punch Man

>>79200894
>Escape From New York
I love the movie but you're stretching it.

>>79200690
But it will lose because Wick can not die.

>>79200937
ebin meem +1

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>>79199619

>dissing one of the best action sequences and one of the best action games in the last few years in one post

nice b8 m8

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>>79200690
>Ruby Rose
>a bad thing
>ever

>>79200972
Doesn't matter. Depicting it at all is normalisation and ergo cuckoldry.

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>>79199812

nigga I'm 30 years old and have seen all those Hong Kong action movies from the 80s and 90s. They're great but I've already seen them, John Wick 2 is new.

When I was a kid R-rated action movies came out all the time, but now that Hollywood is all about PG-13 and superheroes, I do actually get excited for a R-rated shoot 'em up whenever they come out.

Keanu cinematic universe when?

>>79200965
I have a boner for Kurt Russell/Carpenter so I had to throw it in.

>>79200941
are you being a contrarian faggot?

>>79197919
Fuck, please be good. The first is the only action movie from this century that is actually fucking watchable.

>>79201049
if this is how it feels to take the redpill, i don't want it.

>>79201079
>So John, where will you go? Who will take you?
>CAHFAX EHBBIE

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>>79201047
A CUTE

>>79201114
No im dead serious. I don't feel im above movies you can just sit back and enjoy.

At the risk of being called a normie, not every film has to be fucking Citizen Kane or Shawshank Redemption.

>>79201241

only cute when you can't see her godawful amateur hour tattoos

>>79199901
I was born in the 80s and have been starving for a decent action flick that doesn't treat itself too seriously since the late 90s.

>>79199321
I don't think you understand how marketable matrix is. Like if the wachoski trannies would ever decide to stop doing other shit there's a fucking gold mine of shit in the matrix they could do.
Like the guy that freed morpheus, or even the fucking story of the downfall of humanity, expanding on the animatrix shit.

They are too busy pushing movies that encourage their transgender lifestyle.

>7.4/10

WOW

>>79198050
CRASHING?

>>79201635
>tfw having been old enough to enjoy the 90s
>and then witnessing the last twenty fucking years
It's really not all that amusing watching everything circle the toilet drain.

>>79197919
Lets hope that is good as the first one, I'm going to see it with my gf hope she doesn't fell asleep like yesterday watching Moonlight.

>>79197919
>7.4

>>79197919
I'm glad this didn't turn out to be taken/hangover2/any other movie that didn't need a sequel

>>79201658
>implying anyone pays attention to the rating and doesn't just look at the percentage

>/tv/ will support this as much as they did Dredd

>>79201970
that percentage is meaningless

>>79202154
You mean /v/ crossposters who were brainwashed by reddit shills will support this as much as they did Dredd.

>>79199294

Thanks for the laughs. You deserve this (you).

It's at 95% now

>>79197919
It's at 95% now. Fuck me. I'm so happy. Hope it does well enough at the box office too.

>>79202592
>another nu-male who shills the latest marvel flick twice every year gave this movie a positive review and the number went higher. I'm so happy.

The range for kino is 20% to 60% because real cinema alienates at least as many people as it pleases. Anything above 80% is "bland" "safe" crap.

>>79201804
Unlike those movies, Wick had a solid first film to build off of.

>>79202592
>>79202444
WOW so another critic gave it a 6/10 or above?

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan 6 outta 10 this movie is gonna be the best thing EVER!!!!!!!

>>79202710
do you not know how RT works? the higher the percentage the better the movie

it's really pretty simple

>>79202666
>>79202710
>Faggots who love 50 Shades of Grey

>>79198280
>assuming he ever lost it

>>79202677

>Taken 1 wasn't solid

fuck you.

>>79202749
>do you not know how RT works? the higher the percentage the better the movie
Are you retarded? The tomato meter isn't an aggregate score you fuck head.

>>79202814
oh I see you're one of those "Batman v Superman was Kino" people

>>79202871
BvS has a shit tomato meter and a shit average score. I don't know what you're talking about.

>People on here who hate movies accusing people who like movies of being crossposters

Nah I'm sorry but pre-2012 /tv/ wasn't a bunch of people who hate movies. It was pedos, footfags, LOST fags, and people who liked movies but hated TV. Your newfag is showing.

>>79199510
someone actually sat at a computer and typed this
who do you think you are?

>>79199294
i spat

>>79198558
>Zack Snyder fanfaggot spotted

>>79199510
That's funny because I distinctly remember early /tv/ posters bitching about how there were no good action movies anymore and hoping Keanu makes a comeback long before the /v/eddit invasion. It's almost as if you have no idea what you are talking about.

>>79202912
>Nah I'm sorry but pre-2012 /tv/ wasn't a bunch of people who hate movies.
Before the tipping point of Breaking Bad hitting meme status, Game Of Thrones and Walking Dead we weren't outnumbered by the video game slamming crossposters. People spoke about mainstream crap but also discussed real movies just as much, but now in crossposter /tv/ every thread is video game slamming autism babbies posting star wars, capeshit or some video game influenced crap like John Wick so of course it's going to be a more negative and hostile environment. Also couple that with the fact that we haven't had a real kino film that wasn't just a meme for a long time.

>>79203006
You were the /v/eddit invasion.

>>79197919
>7.4
What about it?

People only liked the first movie because its dog-owner revenge porn.

"Dey kill muh dog so i kill them!!!!"

>>79203092
People liked it because it was pre-sold to them as a cool trendy meme and it had one decent action sequence.

>a movie is good

I guess /tv/ hates this now...

>>79203053
>been here since the board was created
>/v/eddit invasion

Nah sorry you have no idea what you are talking about.

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>People saying that RT scores and precent doesn't mather
>Faggots like >>79201658 and >>79201735 post scores of 7.4
>Doesn't fucking realise that RT scores=/=IMDB scores. (Critics usually don't overscore movies, IMDB voters do)
>The first John Wick had 6.8 (6.2 with Top Critics)
>There are faggots who didn't saw the movie, already branding it "Marvel" because fuck action movies

The first Matrix movie was around 6.8-7 RT score when it first released.

>>79203245
>Critics usually don't overscore movies,
Unless they have leftist content, pander to millennials or are made by Disney.

>>79203245
>muh matrix had a low score
Yeah because its not a GREAT film. Its good, but nothing amazing.
To help you out, here are just a few examples of great films and their respective RT scores:
Return of the King: 8.7
Dark Knight: 8.6
Seven Samurai: 9.3
Lawrence of Arabia: 9.1

>>79203383
Return of The King and The Dark Knight are a lot shittier than The Matrix

>>79199510
>being this much of a shitposting cool kid hipster
Why don't you gargle battery acid?

>>79203415
John Wick is the movie for the cool kid hipster who is still actually just a huge pleb.

>>79203406
My opinion differs. But if your statement is true then it must be concluded that the critic scores are way off base, in which case 7.4 doesn't tell us anything.

>>79197919
Is he...back?

>yfw you got to witness the next operator franchise birth

Fuck off Bond, MI, Bourne.

>>79203338
Critics can differentiate between whats good and whats bad.

Even if you dislike the Marvel/DC movies, you cannot say that there are the worse movies ever made. Surely, almost every superhero movie is about the same thing over and over...

They are factory made. Its like fucking McDonalds. Sure, time to time its enjoyable, but eating the same shit over and over....

>>79203383
Even if you don't think they are great movies, you cannot be so stubborn to say "This movie is NOT GREAT"

For example, I think Dark Knight is a good movie, and I understand why its called one of the greates Comic book movie ever (I find the IMDB position a bit high tho)

I would never call that movie just good,

>>79203518
>you cannot say that there are the worse movies ever made. Surely, almost every superhero movie is about the same thing over and over...
In terms of being functional as a product for retards to be distracted by for 2 hours they are effective. Artistically speaking they really are among the worst films ever made.

>>79203598
Artistically, I can agree with you. But then, not every movie meant to be artistical.

For example, I love the first xXx movie. There is almost nothing artistical in it, yet I still enjoy.

I enjoyed the first Avengers movie. The concept was unique "Lets make a super hero team movie"..... I don't recal any artistic vision in it, more like to please the fan, but hey it worked. Now again its the same shit over and over.

>>79199224
Its not the quality of the movie, its if tou will have a good time with the movie. For example, a polirizing movie will have around 50%, in the end its rather correct, you have 50/50 chance of having a good or bad time, even if in the end you either love it of hate it instead of finding it medíocre like a 50% rating could suggest.

So see it as a statistic of simply worth it of not worth it, instead of a rating.

For rating you have metacritic

>>79203891
Oh so what you are saying is that it's completely worthless and arbitrary, got it

>>79203891

>For rating you have metacritic
No, for rating your have your own personal taste

There is a Stallone movie called "Oscar" which was panned the critics in the US. I don't think they were wrong, they didn't liked the movie

In my Country, its like The Groundhog day or Home Alone. Showing it every year. And its really funny.

When I'm interested in a movie I would look up 4-6 critics option on it. Its a bit political, but I like "What The Flick" concept: 3-4 people talking about the movie, what they liked about it, what they not, and in the end they give it a score.

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>>79197919
You can only come back one time.

This was not supposed to happen.

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>>79200477

>>79199294
can't believe people are biting this

>>79201724
I wish I had a gf to go to the movies with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SePzcWrzexE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bumgzuHls5M

Kek. Ego Movie

>>79203598
>muh artism
Hey, I like to shit on nolan as much as the next guy, but dismissing something based on "artistic value" is completely arbitrary.

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>>79199509
>Kino Reeves

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>>79200937
DELET DIS

>>79199294
i got tears in my eyes anon, thanks

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>>79199294

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>>79197919
crazy digits m8

going to the kino on thursday for it, so hype

>>79199800
>meme machine of popular culture
>4chan
Pick one

>>79204757
4chan is just a reaction to reddit. The memes are created by the Jews all the way at the top and then spread through the mainstream internet strategically. Most of the time they make it to reddit and we take the opposite stance but in recent times this place has been so reddit invaded that the Jewish memes make it all the way to 4chan in their original form and you have people here praising literal shit like star wars and stranger things.

I'm thinking he's back (again)

>>79199294
>Jennifer Lawpez

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>>79204757
>>79204834
RULES 1 AND 2 SHITLORDS

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>>79199509
>Kino Reeves

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>>79204834
>The memes are created by the Jews all the way at the top

oh fuck now i have to see the first one

>>79205833
This is memetic marketing in effect

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>>79204834
Yes enjoy your wholesome (((memes))) I made for you here on this imageboard.

>>79199510
>simple great action film
>popular so its reddit

Fucking kill yourself sad hipster faggot

>>79197990
I get the feeling this a spiritual sequel to the Matrix. They even get Lawrence Fishburne.

>>79206372
Video game player. Every single time.

>7.4/10

What did the 1st one get? I heard 2 was better in every single way. The problem with 1 was 'oh this guy is a fucking nightmare' and then they captured him and don't just shoot him in the head. That was a let down.

Still, look forward to this coming out.

>>79205833
First one is OK. It's pretty mumblecore. There is some annoying bits in it, but still an enjoyable film.

>>79197919
Don't give a single shit. John Wick was a 'movie' genetically engineered to appeal to imdbspawn /v/edditors with no sense of sophistication who laud stale meme dialogue, which supports upvote groupthink mentality, and meme acting with a good movie pandering reddit tier proto capeshit "entertainment" sensibilities and a meme tv movie videogame aesthetic. This is a flick at best and people who praise it are likely no older then 18 and oh look they're in this thread.

>>79200477
Jesus...you okay, anon?

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>>79207235

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>this shit shootemup gets 99% while this original beauty only 34%

>>79202255
No it's not, it's what most people look at.

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we have a consensus

this shit is so going to be rotten by Sunday

>>79199230
Repost at 25k ratings. Anything before that doesn't count.

>>79207718
Bad b8

>>79197919
I'm so fucking excited.

>>79197919
Friday can't come quick enough...finally a good action movies, a rarity nowadays.

>>79208146
>>79208045
upvoted!

>>79197919
Motherfucker my asshole is tensed right now. When will this shit come out?

Sidenote: best thing I have done was completely avoiding the trailer. Now I will go there having no idea what to fucking expect. Whoopie-doo!

>>79208201
Haha, thanks!

>>79199294
I give you a 4/10 for effort.

>>79199711
The thing is they actually sticked to the point in the first movie. No love story(excluding doggo love), no sex scenes, no drama. Just pure fun.

>>79204834
You really need a break from the internet.

This Wick has burned itself out desu senpai

>>79208835
Save it for the 3rd one that they will inevitably fuck up

>>79208522

>sticked

stuck

>>79199901
the "john wick fan" is the guy who enjoyed 80's and early 90's action movies and has been lamenting the death of the action movie since then

"People keep asking me if I'm back, yeah I'm thinking I'm back"

>"Whoever comes: I'll kill them. I'll kill them all"
>that trademark Keanu delivery
>Fishbourne hamming it up opposite him

pure masterpiece this will be.

>>79199202
Mad Max Fury Road and The Raid 2 exists.

>>79209222
He seems like to be his ally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9AamAv3YT0

>>79209260
SOMEBODY PLEASE

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>>79209260
>"So I guess you have a choice."

I maybe reading too much into it, but this seems like a Matrix Reference?

>>79209293
GET THIS MAN

>>79209313
A DUB

>>79209304

You're like the fucking monkeys that start hooting and hollering when someone in a movie says 'For You'.

Who made the rotten review?

>>79209340
And you are the fucking monkeyfaggot who points out Fortunes Son at the movies while fapping

"It Ain't me"

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I really didn't get the hype for the first movie.

It's not a bad movie by any means but its not something special which is what everyone talks it up to be. It was a fairly average and safe action flick I felt.

>>79209415

No that's still you, but stay assblaminated for getting called out.

>>79209304
>>79209340
to be fair, this is a Movie created by the guys who choreographed the matrix films. Tossing in Fishbourne basically makes it a minor matrix reunion

>>79209463
>stay assblaminated

What does that even mean? Are you proud of yourself now? Because I asked a question? Is this the highlight of your day? You think you brutally raped me with that comment? Lel

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>>79209489
No man, I'm clearly assblaminated.

>>79209540
huh. didnt notice that

nice

>>79209441
The average for modern action movies is much lower than you think it is.

>>79209570
There is other subtle references:

Remember the kid who played that fucking video game. If you take a look at the kill feed it shows both "Pointbreak" and "Neo" in it

Also, I'm not 100% sure but John Wick has the same phone as in the Matrix.

Also his iPhone ringtone is the same as well

im thinking hes back

>>79206985

or people who like guns, like irl guns

>>79209257
what a marathon that will be

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>>79199294

>>79200830
>any form other than alimony chasing rape shouter is girl power
Wew lad.

I can see why you don't like films anon.
I suggest you stick to such politically acceptable Kino as facialabuse and sex&submission.

It's also the closest you'll get to pussy but that's neither here nor there.

>>79200886
>At what point does capeshit stop meaning anything?
At the exact point that it becomes a meme word, then it joins other words like goyim, cuck, reddit (((etc))) and sees to have any descriptive power beyond "I don't like it". I think we're probably in agreement here.

FWIW: Anon is retarded but even stopped clocks are right twice a day; I could see Wick as a stand-alone DC comic. In the old days, we'd call this comicbook-style violence or something, it's definitely not superhero territory but it has a hero at least.

To put it another way, can you see Wick in a crossover edition with some of the Watchmen crew?

>>79201049
>I have to pretend that nothing I don't like exists or I can't enjoy a film
I'm very sorry for you, it sounds like you derive little enjoyment from modern life.

>>79201074
>Hong Kong action movies from the 80s and 90s
I loved all those but I'd put Wick in a slightly different category. I do get anon's point that you're replying too but I think that Wick blends that genre with something else that maybe doesn't quite exist as a genre yet (and probably won't because we can't have nice things).

That other genre is something that Collateral was and which Battle of LA tried to be but didn't do very well. It's the technically well executed violence genre. Maybe we can call it /k/-core or something. Like BofLA, Wick was principally made because the stunt coordinators behind other films wanted to do one of their own that did it right, they just did a better job of it.

>>79199510
>A good guide for you to follow is that if you see adult video game player types enjoying something en masse then it is on some level "reddit"

>A good guide for you to follow is that if you see adult video game player types enjoying something en masse then I'll probably like it because I'm an adult gamer
FIFY. You're welcome.

Looks like I'll enjoy this.

For comparison's sake, what do people think of Red?

>>79208522
>No love story(excluding doggo love), no sex scenes, no drama. Just pure fun.
Yeah, it was a pretty stream lined movie. Just pared down to the essential elements. All the exposition was basically noodle incident stuff, the drama was the same, it was made clear that drama existed but it was all off-stage or in the past and all that mattered was the effects.

A good example of less is more.

>>79209260
>the way he says let's go

can't wait bros

>>79207760
faggot are you not happy we finally get a good action franchise for once? we arent getting dredd 2 so might as well be this

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>>79209260

>clip