>giving your soul up for butter

>>79193796
he threw in a pretty dress as well

I guarantee you that corn tastes better with butter than a side of souls

Depends, anon.

http://i.imgur.com/APG556I.gifv

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>giving your soul up for Butter (2011)

>>79193839
I did the same in the army. Not as bad as expected, felt slightly dizzy and drunk.

>>79193839
This triggered me more than any gore I've seen on 4chan

>>79193811
What dress she was naked

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>>79193832
True dat

>>79193796
>I Canst Not Believeth 'tis not Butter

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>Satan is real
>implicitly God is real
>all you have to do is refuse his offer and he'd probably kill you and you'd go straight to Heaven
>she accepts his offer
>50-60 years of prancing around in a forest and then eternal suffering in Hell

what a stupid bitch

>>79193796
God doesn't exist so why the hell not sell your soul

>>79194008
>>implicitly God is real

No reason to believe this, she only had evidence that Satan exists

Butter was a luxury at the time. It was a metaphor

>>79193894
He asked her if she'd like to taste butter or perhaps a pretty dress, or something to that effect
Presumably she's trusting lucifer to deliver on his end, but then again there's no accounting for taste

>>79194008
What if Satan is God?

Just watched this and thought Anya was a qt. :3

So did Caleb make it to heaven at least?

>>79194053
Same, was going to make a folder but there's no thread on /hr/ or even /cel/
Isn't she a spic or something? Her folksy English accent was pretty good

>>79194065
No, he made it to Bongland

>>79194065
Dude he succumbed to corruption and literally got filled with devil juice so bad it killed him
You know he was talking to Satan and not God just before he died right?

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>>79194011
>Satan exist in the movie
>Satan was a angel cast down
>Still says God doesn't exist
You can't be this stupid

>>79194008
She killed her own mother, no way she'd make it into Heaven.

>>79193915
IEW WHAT THE FUCK

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I'd sell my soul to have his voice

It makes me sad that I have such a pos soul that I probably wouldn't even be able to sell in to the Devil even if I begged him.

>>79193839
Just finished eating, got that bloated feeling, and this almost made me throw up

>>79194011
I wondered about this. If I'm not a practicing Christian I'm going to hell, so why not just sell my soul, the end result is the same? Am I missing something, christfags.

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living deliciously>heaven desu

>>79194140
Satan being around doesn't mean God is around too, they aren't joined at the fucking hip
Or maybe Satan invented God to fuck with normie mortals
The point is you don't know shit except that in that moment Satan was offering you a sweet deal that you would have pussied out of

>>79194127
He was talking to God dude

>>79194140
All bull shit slave morality made up by Jews to decieve you from Satan, the only power that is

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>>79193839
did she dieded

>>79194186
it was self defence iirc

>>79194278
Not a chance, he was exalting in lord Lucifers sweet embrace

>>79194206
WHAT
DOES
THY
WANT
CATHERINE?!

If anybody cares, once I had a dream where a woman voice, that seemed it didn't belong into my had, whispered if I wanted to sell my sould for fame. I said no. Felt good.

>>79194346
Good post anon.

>>79193796
>>>/ck/

>>79194346
Fucking cuckold, enjoy being a nobody forever

>>79194346
Maşallah.

>>79194206
WAKE
WAAAAAAAAAAKE

>>79194283
Well I'd rather believe in God. You take the risk of burning in hell

>>79194346
>say yes
>wake up with a DVD of the 2009 musical Fame under your pillow
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>79194257
You're missing the fact that hell doesn't exist
It was only a spook to keep the folks up north away from their pagan shit

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Butter was important back then.

>>79194008
How can we know God exists if Satan is real

>>79193796
the VVitch is the best horror movie in the past 10 years desu

It filtered many a pleb too.

>>79194276
Living in the woods naked doesn't sound like a sweet deal

>>79194299
not an excuse in Christianity

>>79194283
Kek, and Satan was the OG god of the jews that fled from Egypt

>>79193796
I mean, if it was really good butter.

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>>79194087
a lot of her family is from argentina yes.

i could start a thread on /hr/ but i haven't done that in years.

>>79194206
he was so good, i hope he starts getting some juicy roles.

>>79194509
In islam it is.

>Looking at your sister like that
Caleb sinned the worst

>>79194497
It was barely a horror movie, thats why plebs couldn't get it

>>79194503
>eternal youth so long as you are up to gutting a baby every now and then
>access to the hidden knowledge of the universe through satanic means
>get to be real spooky
>camping 24/7
>bonfire every night

>>79194542
What's the guys name btw and why hasn't he played in any other movie?

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>>79194551

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>protestants don't know how to trick the devil

Catholicism is the only way. We even made Satan himself build a bridge and a church for us and he got nothing in return.

>>79194346
One time I took a lot of mushrooms and passed out in a fever dream and I was looking at myself in the mirror and my body was a shadow and I was laughing and I felt so powerful I thought it was satan guiding me and I said I would do anything for more power. Felt bad afterwords.

>>79194551
She was the one tempting him with that A-cup cleavege

>>79194560
You forgot being able to fly

>>79194574
Ralph Ineson, he's been on Brit telly for years
Proper Yorkshire lad
Teacakes

>>79194580
Just now I realized she was biting her lips

>>79194560
Would get old quick. Ever played a video game where you unlocked everything? It's not worth the cheating honestly. If you sell your soul for materialism you don't gain anything but boredom and a desire for more, which you won't get. Instead you'll experience the suffering of someone who has a thin neck but a big appetite.

>>79194580
The one when she's waking up was better

>>79193839
That's a cute scarf.

>>79194551
What sin did the mother commit?

>>79194661
She wanted to leave the life of purity to go back to England so she could cuck the father

>>79194661
Avarice. The silver cup.

>>79194636
We're not talking about trading half your life for a shiny bauble that you'll get sick of here, you get to learn and do things way beyond mortal ken, we don't even know how far that rabbit hole goes
If you can learn everything reality has to offer you'd have to be pretty fucking boring already to get bored

>>79194658
For you.

>>79194580

what a slut

>>79194206
I can listen to him say "justice" all day.

>>79194710
Oh shit you're right.

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>>79194556
the best kind of horror movie is a tense, scary movie focused on characters with horror elements. These are almost always better films and scarier than horror movies that are constantly in your face with the horror. Examples include
>The VVitch
>Jacob's Ladder
>Eraserhead
>Noroi
Very few overtly "horror" films are truly great, but there are of course exceptions like The Thing.

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butter

How old was she supposed to be in the movie? Since she wasn't married/a mom/preggers, working (properly) or anything I'm guessing she was like 15?

and no, don't accept the offer from your evil goat.
The real question is if Caleb got a piece of witch ass.

>>79194206
He was mean, don't scare your kids with God like that. Burning in purgatory and whatnot.

>>79194714
The knowledge isn't worth it either if you get in exchange for your soul. If anything it should tell you that your soul is worth more, or otherwise nobody would be asking for it.

>>79193796
>he doesn't want to live deliciously
Smhtbphwyf

>>79194786
I think they're just seperate genres all together, they don't aim towards the same experience or emotion.

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>>79194844
I disagree completely. They are still obviously trying to scare/disturb/unnerve you, the only difference is they also focus on being a good movie in other regards besides spookiness.

>>79194807
>If anything it should tell you that your soul is worth more, or otherwise nobody would be asking for it.
That doesn't hold up, what if I like cake but hate icecream, if someone offers to trade their icecream for my cake that doesn't mean the icecream is objectively worth more, it means each item in the trade is subjectively worth more to each party
Satan wants my soul for his own ends, OK, I'm sure he has a good reason, I want power for my own ends and Satan has that in buckets.
Yes it's pretty naive to assume that Satan is going to be making a totally fair deal but sometimes you have to roll with it.

The entire family was in the wrong except maybe Caleb. Comfy thread btw.

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She can eat my butter.

>>79194897
I fucked up the analogy, you know what I mean, shit
He wants what you've got and you want what he's got

>>79194895
Fact is though I don't feel scared watching them. Disturbed sure but my heart doesn't be beating any more than any other tense drama film

>>79194661
Being a woman

>>79194497
I preferred The Wailing desu

>>79194497
It's the Witch you fucking autist.

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>>79194983

VVitch

>>79194614
The father was the real hero for me and this guy played it really good.

>>79194052
God is everywhere and created everything, so... he is in the same way he is the holy ghost and Jebus.

It's the Holy Cinco:

God
Holy Spirit
Jesus
Lucifer
Satan

What sin did the twins commit?

>>79194140
Satan wasn't an angel, that was Lucy.

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Satan gives someone butter for the price of a soul and people think he's the good guy.

Marlon Brando gives someone butter for free and he's evil incarnate. Explain yourselves?

>>79195012
They were taking to the devil goat so much they literally forgot how to pray.

>>79194897
>>79194941
You're applying mortal economics principles to something that is, to the best of our knowledge, eternal
I wouldn't trade my cake for a stranger's icecream if that meant eternal damnation

>>79195012
Accusing someone of sin?
Being creepy

>>79195012
Twining

>>79195012
Singing i public. Absolutely haram.

>>79195012
Original Sin

>>79195012
when they were flailing about on the floor saying gibberish was fucking crazy.

>>79195037
Eternal damnation is heaven propaganda
>live a shitty, painful life so you can live forever eventually with God who only wants you to live a shitty life, but we promise it'll be fun once you get here!
>Whatever you do don't have fun or uhh something really bad will happen! Yeah! So you better not do it!
You got cucked by God

>>79194946
I think that being generally disturbed/uneasy through an entire movie is better than your heart beating and a few certain scenes being very tense. Fear is very subjective and ultimately varies from person to person but I definitely find movies like The Witch and Jacob's Ladder more unnerving than more overtly "horror" films.

>>79195022
Lucifer wasn't shit
It was just a name that became associated with Satan and evil because of bad translation

>>79194497
>the VVitch is the best horror movie in the past 10 years desu

>Martyrs (2008)

One more year and I'll agree with you.

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>>79195082

>>79194276
Satan doesn't offer sweet deals, he is a cunt

You can't possibly be that much of a fucking contrarian, I know where we are but Jesus Christ

>>79195125
I forgot to contextualize it
I'm not a christfag and I was referring to the characters that had this belief

>>79195012
being annoying as hell

>>79194980
I didn't like the Wailing nearly as much as everyone else seemed to. It was alright, the element of folklore behind it was cool and it was really well shot but I thought the film had a really bizarre inconsistent tone (comedy elements in the first act, weird random meaningless zombie action scene in the middle to tense psychological horror at the end) and it was way longer than it needed to be.

If it had like 30-45 minutes of weird out of place, purposeless scenes cut out it would be one of my favorites but as it stands I can't say I really enjoyed watching it.

>>79194937
Caleb was lusting after his sister if anyone was innocent it was thomasin.
Incest is definitely one of the biggest sins.

>>79195242
BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP

>>79194714
special powers and possibly maybe eternal life that require you to do heinous, evil things and then burning in hell forever when you die is not netter than living a mediocre-shit life on Earth and living forever in paradise.

>>79195223
>Satan doesn't offer sweet deals, he is a cunt

Did you watch the movie?
A family so profondly devoted to God it's actually exiled because of their faith and lives a fucking shitty life and gets fucking cucked by a goat while a Witch in the woods is eternally beautiful and has super powers and you have the nerve to tell me Satan doesnt offer sweet deals?
God it's just a stuck up cunt.

>>79195272
Dancing naked with the devil is a far bigger sin.

>>79195272
There is literally nothing wrong with incest.

>>79195223
See
>>79195125
Of course the bible tells you Satan is bad
Make your own judgements faggot

>>79195313
Well ofcourse she lost her innocence at the end of the movie but I mean before she signed the book.

>>79195327
Everything is wrong with it.

>>79195272
I don't think he was really lusting after her, she was just the only girl there around his age, and he was getting to that age where you begin to look at titties.

>>79195347
>Everything is wrong with it.
Nah

Don't be a shitcunt

>I have to atone for the sin a faggot commited thousands of years ago
Yeah fuck that God is a cunt.

>>79195378
God doesn't care. You don't look at your sister like that.

>>79195446
Well I don't hear God offering to suck my dick instead of her now do I?

>>79194786
this is straight up bullshit.

a good horror movie just has tension
and just enough character development to make us emotionally invested in the survival of said characters.

also something about the horror that makes is visceral and real and possible to the viewer.

bonus for
+causing PTSD
+Existential Dread
+paranoia
+focused fear

the witch was like a fucking literature person who wanted a Shakespearean horror story but that guy didn't write horror.
and Nathaniel Hawthornes Young Goodman Brown wasn't scary enough.
Its not even horror because all you bookfags weren't even scared by it, but you appreciated its dedication to the period, and the story that they tried to develop.

Turn of the Screw was a better horror story turned to film anyways.

>>79195437
>>79195446
Grumpy old testament God is a real pedantic fucker.

>>79195437
From what I got, that "sin" was what gave us free will to beggin with
Before that, man was basically a glorified animal

>watch movie with parents
>mum enjoys it
>dad keeps complaining every few minutes and sighing because "I have no fucking clue what's going on"
>end up asking how the hell he's confused because it's a ridiculously fucking simple story
>asks at the end who the guy in the shed is with her
Should I just kill my father?

>>79195437
>God expects white people to apologize for slavery
>in the year 2017

could... could it be that G*d uses tumblr?

>>79195530
Yes. And fuck your mother.

>>79194127
>>79194278
>>79194304
He was talking to god but mockingly

>>79195539
It really makes you think that God is... JEWISH!?!?!?

by the prophet...

what could this MEAN?

>>79195470
It is most certainly horror. It's a period piece with great writing and acting that's also a great horror film.

>>79194127
What was that thing in his mouth?

>>79195530
lol what a dumb-dumb

>>79195539
>>God expects white people to apologize for slavery

No, because the Bible explicitly states that niggers were meant to be slaves :^)

>>79195611
>No, because the Bible explicitly states that goyim were meant to be slaves :^)

"The goy is a cattle, a subhuman animal meant only to pleasure the chosen"
-Rabbi The Christ, of Nazereth

>>79195579
dude no one except my grandma would get scared at this movie,
and she died before this even came out.

this isn't horror
its about as much horror as the matrix.

it was a drama with supernatural elements.

a supernatural thriller, but not horror.

This thread and the muslim tv thread are the best on /tv/ right now.
true religious kino

>>79195541
t. Oedipus

very good movie desu

>>79195583
An apple.

>>79195649
What is horror to you? Gasping at a jumpscare?
Because some scenes of this movie were as tense and unnerving as any horror film, they just didn't have jumpscares.

>>79195656
>not fucking your mother and daughter at the same time
Spotted the plebe

>>79195656
Oedipus wouldn't have done it if he knew it

>>79195649
>a supernatural thriller, not horror
this is splitting hairs to a dangerous extent

>>79195698
too far dude, too far

>>79193796
That goat was too sexy to deny

>>79195530

god is the guy at the shed

>>79195719
If 4chan has taught me anything over the years it is that you can never go to far.

>>79193796
wtf I hate goats now

>>79195719
>not fucking your mother and daughter while your father/son watches and then letting him clean your jizz with his mouth

The fathers physique for that era was impossible.

>>79195765
Pure reddit, kill yourself

>>79195788
Now you're sounding like a true Mormon anon.
>>79195804
>muh everyone I don't like is reddit
I've been here 10 years cuck.

>>79195833
Then you should know better than to talk like a redditor faggot

>>79195870
Not him but look how hard you're trying.

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>>79194206
FINCHY

>>79195905
Nothing wrong with trying hard to keep reddit out

>>79195907
She's flat as fuck.
Cute.

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>>79195327
>tfw too intelligent to lust after family

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The Witch is pseudo drama garbage.

Why is /tv/ filled with the type of contrarian Chris Stuckmann tier pseuds who always spout the same idiotic garbage such as:

>horror movies need to be 'atmospheric'
>the best horror movies are : jacobs ladder, the witch, [more meme movies]
>screamers are bad
>I prefer 'psychological horror' (aka lower tier dramas)

These people just come here to namedrop meme movies and circlejerk about how popular horror movies are so bad and predictable. Probably the same kind of retards who pretend to like Primer because 'it's so complex u just don't get it hurrr'

Pathetic contrarian children, pseudo avant teens

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Avant%20Teen

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>>79196002
Go back to your capeshit and kpop threads and don't ever come out again.

>>79195907
>that satan pendant
uhh

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Is the VVItch good or is it merely a hyper-shilled piece of shit like the Babadook or It Follows?

>>79196044
>my intellekt is fkn superior because I watched the witch
kek

>>79196002
>fucking hipsters the witch and jacobs ladder are such shit, true patricians know kino like friday the 13th and childs play are vastly superior, fuck I can't wait to see Rings with the bros

>>79195717

horror is supposed to be shocking.

I mean even frankenstein was shocking.

this was a conservatives version of a romcom.
supersition and all.

>>79195694
tense situations the reminded me of the tense situations in die hard.

>>79196002
if you feel the need to define a term you might reconsider using it

>>79196002
>its a great period drama with disturbing supernatural elements but I'm gonna sperg out because its not like my superior horror I wont even name

>>79193796
>not wanting to live deliciously

ultra-pleb-faglord

>>79196002
I wonder why Primer comes so much to you people? Really, if (you) don't like it, what makes you think that everyone else just pretends to like it

>>79196002
>allt these buzzwords

>>79196085
I love the VVitch thought Babadook was OK with a shit ending and hated It Follows. The VVitch is a totally different movie than the other 2 though.

>>79196090
>horror has to be shocking
wrong, and even then a baby gets mashed up into jelly in the first ten minutes. I think that qualifies as shocking.

>>79196090
Seeing an old lady mashing up an infant isn't shocking?
So according to you the Blair Witch remake is a better horror movie than the original?

>>79195907
You just know

>>79196085
Hipster bullshit.

like when Sahsa Grey started getting into philosophy.

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>>79196002
Yes, horror movies do need to be atmospheric you doddering jackass, that's the whole point of the genre. What do you think makes a good horror film you fucking pleb?

>>79196130
>Seeing an old lady mashing up an infant isn't shocking?

I see worse shit posted here like everyday

>>79196085

Babadook was good what are you talking about, the ending was silly but it was a good movie

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BEST GIRL

>>79196174
wow... the VVitch looks like THAT?!

>>79196130
Clearly the Blair Witch Remake is better than the original because it is louder and has more jumpscares and that's what makes a horror movie good.
/tv/ is full of hipsters that are so fucking hipster they have gone full circle and praise shitty mainstream trash to stand out from their hipster peers, like calling good psychological horror films shit because there is no gore and jumpscares and praising awful superhero movies.

>>79196188
Imagine being Caleb in that scene.

>>79193839

this makes me rock hard and idk why

>>79196130
>>79196128
the baby getting mashed up is a loose association

the shocking parts were left off screen.

>>79196173
Babadook was utter shit unless you enjoy subjecting yourself to an autistic child screaming for an hour and a half.

>>79196002
I don't think you know a fucking thing about the horror genre you utter fucking double nigger

>>79195982
>tfw too intelligent to believe in spooks and realize that an attractive body and face is all that matters

>>79196226
It's not a loose association, it's there, what you're asking is for gore and visual impact.

>>79196226
>overtly showing every single thing is good
>horror movies need gratuitous violence and gore to be good
what do you think are some great horror movies? you plebs always show up in horror threads and then you are too much of a pussy to post your bad taste.

>>79194556
Why do I keep seeing some faggots say this?
In the first ten minutes you see a creepy-ass witch literally grind up a baby to a pulp, how the fuck is this not a horror movie?

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>>79196173
I hated the Babadook anon sorry

>>79196270
Fucking Hollywood pedos

>>79196282
Times have changed grandad, ten year olds are watching the cartel do worse shit on Liveleak every day

more like THE BITCH
HAAHHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAH

>>79196270
such good use practical effects

bet the kid is gay and will just be like "oh hah, yeah that was weird" instead of furiously JOing to it for years to "come"

>>79196311
>tfw you saw videos of mexicans beheading and raping people on Something Awful when you were 5 years old
The internet changed things.

>>79196163
bull fucking shit about atmospheric.
horror movies often trick the audience when they feel the characters are in a safe environment.

horror movies are about dashing your expectations of safety.
making the movie consntantly "forboding" and packt full of dramatic irony" if pretientious gothic bullshit.

horror movies are about how quickly things can turn to regular normal day, to having your mortal life in danger.


I'd proabably assume people think this is a horror movie becuase they fear for their soul.
But most people who watch horror movies don't usually have a soul so you have to appeal to their flight or fight response in a different way.

this movie is only scary to old christian women.

and since a lot of 4channers are christian men who post in the basements of their moms house I am not surprised in the least that you would mistake this for a horror movie.

>>79196270
What did they do to him that made him lose his mind and with an apple in his throat?
Kinky as fuck.

>>79196311
5 fucking newfag. lurk more

>>79196231

sorry i like reliving the past

>>79196358
>this whole post
You went too far too soon, you botched it.

>>79196231
Well I've been browsing this board for years.

Anyone else got a crush on Thomasin?

>>79196358
>horror movies are about how quickly things can turn to regular normal day, to having your mortal life in danger.
you say this but you shat on Jacob's Ladder in your first post when it is literally all about everything in your post which leads me to believe that you have never fucking seen it.

I'll ask again because none of you shit eating plebs have replied, what do you think are good horror films?

>>79196276
horror movies that legit got me scared were

Arachnaphobia
Jaws
Night of the Living Dead (color version)
friday the 13th
nightmare on elm street

and I know thats a horrible plebian list

but Im gonna ask you something
now Im not gonna doubt that the writing,acting, cinemtagraphy, set design and everything else about the movie was fantastic.
but
Did you actually get scared by this movie?

>>79196358
>horror movies are about dashing your expectations of safety.

This is why movies with "hellish" atmosphere are just dogshit corny fucking "I want this to be scary" fests. There's no juxtaposition, you're expecting it the entire time, the fear dries up as soon as you stop watching the movie. Jaws is an example of a movie being able to transfer fears from film into real life.

Everybody who makes horror should be killed so we can start over with people who aren't retarded.

>>79196453
that is a horrible plebeian list, glad you admitted it. I'm an adult so no movie is going to mortally terrify me but The VVitch genuinely unsettled me. I was uneasy while watching it. I don't feel uneasy in any way watching Nightmare on Elm St or Friday The 13th, I like them but I find them to be pulpy, fun shlock.

Does Anya's asshole tastes like butter?
I bet it does

>>79196330
its not a movie based on ur mom buddy

>>79196477
Jacob's Ladder is all about juxtaposition and normal everyday reality suddenly becoming a nightmare but he discarded it as a "meme movie". There's no point in arguing with this shitter.

>>79196445
I didn't talk about jacobs ladder

but that movies atmosphere was more about confusion rather than your life is in danger.

Post more Thomason

>>79195001
Who took that picture? ;_; s-she's pure, right ?

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>>79196514
i started watching horror at a young age
thank you joe bob

and I highly doubt a 13 year old is going to get scared from this movie.

>>79196611
Daily reminder hell is filled with pure qts like this while all heaven has is catholic grannies.

>>79193839
There an ep of the man show where a dude on the ate a stick of butter. Nearly made me puke.

>>79196611
I would sodomise her so she maintains her virginity until marriage.

>>79196637
Too bad I'm gay :'DDD

>>79196514
by your accounts the devils advocate wold be considered "horror" too.

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based Anya

>>79196560
Jacob's Ladder was not about confusion and it definitely had plenty of parts where the characters life was in danger.
>running from a car that's trying to run him over
>his army buddy confides with him that they were being followed everywhere and watched by demons and then gets killed.

>>79196635
from the way you post and your taste I feel like you probably were 13 when you saw this movie.
>I started watching horror at a young age
well no fucking shit any movie on your list will scare a stupid kid. The measure of a good horror movie is not if it can scare a child or not, because any retard can do that.

>>79196358
>horror movies are about how quickly things can turn to regular normal day, to having your mortal life in danger.
So literally every action movie?

>>79196664
The Devil's Advocate is not trying to be serious or scare the audience, it's also an awful movie.

>>79196311
By that stupid fucking logic nothing is horror because it isn't "So real" eat shit pleb

Horror is dead to me because nothing can compete with the shit you see on the Internet. No man can fathom such evil. Not even kidding. All directors just seem shitty since they can't recreate the horrors of reality, as hard as they may try.

>>79195461
Neither did she offer that you sick fuck.

>>79194194
Such is life in every single part of America.

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>>79196311
>>79196814
>unironically being scared by horror movies when real people actually DIE every day
>woah dude... the real horror is man

>>79196877
Stop being post-edgy

>>79196814
Because thats the wrong horror.

If you like slasher films, bloody films that confuse gore with tension, or practically you are a pleb like this motherfucker >>79195470

then the horror described by him is tame compared to liveleak and bestgore videos.

Thats why tension, suspense and character motivated plots are better for horror movies than just a tsunami of action gore scenes on pleb films or jump scares

>>79196714
thats what happened in jacobs ladder, the atmosphere was about confusion

and if its so easy to scare a child then why couldn't they achieve that if even the most basic of movies can do that.

>>79196743
theres some vulnerability in the characters in a horror movie, and there's also more of an intimacy of the characters.
an action flick has a strong protagonist, that usually lasts till the very end. usually fraught with one liners.

>>79196749
the devils advocate was being serious since it was based off of a book

and I don't think the witch was trying to scare the audience either

which is why it isn't a horror movie.

>>79195912
No but there is a problem with trying this hard to fit in.
Also as much as you and some other fags might try to act like degenerates without morals most people here still have morals to a point.

>>79196941
How many times do I need to say fuck off reddit before you go back

>>79196933
>Thats why tension, suspense and character motivated plots are better for horror movies than just a tsunami of action gore scenes on pleb films or jump scares

That may create good cinema but it doesn't create fear.

>>79196963
Did I hurt your feelings nigger ?

>>79196940
>the witch wasn't trying to scare the audience
any fucking idiot can see that the cinematography and the score throughout the entire movie are obviously trying to unnerve. You cannot see scenes like when the witch is in the shed with the twins, and when she mashes up the baby and tell me that this movie is not trying to be horror.

>>79196002

Wow stop posting any time

>>79196985
>using the n word

Stop trying to fit in so hard loser

I didn't really find The Witch scary, it was really tense, and a good movie, but it didn't scare me.
"Real" horror doesn't usually scare me, serial killers and the like, but usually throw in some spooky-jesus shit and I shit my pants, but not this time.

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>>79196933
how the fuck can you confuse gore with tension?

gore is the red stuff and tension is everything that leads up to the red stuff.

you need to have alot of both to make a good horror movie.

also no one considers existential dread, something that can start instilling that.

which the Witch does try to do with the whole theme on the nature of a christian soul.

which only works for some people who have judo-christian superstitions.

the physical body is more visceral and everyone can relate to flesh bags.

>>79197018
>no argument
Kill yourself contrarian pseud

Good horror movies

>alien 1
>the thing
>jacobs ladder
>eraserhead
>lost highway
>invasion of the body snatchers (if you consider that horror instead of sci-fi)

Good enough
>the witch
>nightmare on elm street

Memetier movies
>japanese evil little girl movies
>babadook
>mama
>crimson peak

fuck off with that gay shit tier
>rec, insidious, etc

pleb tier
>you

>>79197014
I heard the same treatment for There WIll Be Blood.

>>79195907
you just KNOW

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>>79197118
>>alien 1
>>the thing
>>jacobs ladder
>>eraserhead
>>lost highway

>>79197100
WROOONG

Im a fedora tipper and I appreciated/felt moved by the themes of the movie. I dont have to believe in Aliens to enjoy Alien.


>you need to have alot of both to make a good horror movie.
No, you dont need gore. Gore is superfluous and most great horror movies barely have gore

>>79195907

BLOODY GOOD REP

>>79197104
>doesn't reply to any of the actual arguments
>doesn't list movies he thinks are good
>replies to this

dude one hallmarks of good horror is special effects

demons, devils, zombies, all that shit needs to be good.

all the gore needs to be good and practical and not stupid cgi

name some great "horror" movies that don't use gore.

>>79197473
There were no actual arguments

>>79197479 was a reply
>>79197187

>>79197118
pretty good list anon. I think Cronenberg's The Fly is fantastic but I don't know if that would be horror, much like Body Snatchers. I'd add The Shinning to good horror and bump the Witch to good

>>79193839
Well I need to beat off now, thanks

>>79195275

(Set to the tune of Black Diamond by Kiss)

Wh-oa Black Phillip!

>>79193839
>americans

>>79193915
>liquid cancer

>>79196002

Excellent bait. Enjoy this (You)

>>79197479
>>79197520
Great horror films that use little to no gore:
>The Witch
>Jacob's Ladder
>Eraserhead
>Noroi
>The Shining
>Rosemary's Baby
>Ju-On
I'm sure those are all just meme movies though

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>>79197592
It's not bait.
>but but I don't agree with you, so it's bait !

>>79197584
>>79194194
To be fair I think he is squirting that through a straw or something. That shit is vile though, I work in a movie theater and it comes in containers that look like fucking laundry detergent and it doesn't even need to be refrigerated or anything.

@79197627

Of course it is. All you did was post buzzwords and to top it off you used urban dictionary as some kind of source.

I'd give you another but now you're just getting greedy.

>>79197605
Is this OC?

>>79194047
> butter was a luxury
Literally made in a day with any cow's or goat's milk

>>79194206
I liked him more than I'd have thought, he looked like the typical nutjob father but he was actually really cool

And that voice

>>79196367

Put the apple up his butthole and pushed until it lodged in his throat.

That'd drive you insane...

>>79197705
well yes I made it

>>79197776
can I save it?

>>79193796

"Black Phillip is the hidden central antagonist of the 2015 independent horror film The Witch, only revealing himself near the end. The other antagonist being The Witch, one of his servants."

Well that's a twist.

>>79197847

Uhhh...

No

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>>79197895
HE'S NOT TALKING TO YOU
YOU RETARDED BAG OF DICKS

>>79194008
That's what's most annoying about all these demonic possession/exorcism/Hell/ghost movies. They establish that the Bible is real and God is real in the universe but then Satan and demons seem to be all powerful and God doesn't actually exist.

>>79197982

He wasn't talking to you either!

>>79197527
How could I forget about the Fly and Rosemary's Baby

>>79195012
>the twins

so what exactly happened to them? they seem too old to mash into longeavity goo

>>79198162
What if Devils don't come from Hell beneath us.They come from the sky

>>79198289
shut up, what a faggot you are they come from hell which is located beneath us

>>79198309
What if Heaven is located beneath us?

>>79198351
it is, for australians

>>79198309
But what if I put this classical painting upside down? You have doubts now

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>>79194346
>>79194583
I have an imaginary figure which sometimes appear and talk to me. I imagine it as a sort of goat's head.
He never answers questions, but he can say weird cryptic shit all of a sudden, without context.
For years all he would say was "kill fifteen". Who or what is fifteen? Why kill it? I have no idea. Also, it didn't even sound like a command or a question or anything - the voice is always completely flat and without emotion.
Nowadays, he usually just says "How do you fight?", and that sounds more like a question/demand.

Over the years I've grown fond of him, and I've started believing that he saves me in a lot of difficult situations.
I feel he takes control over me whenever I am in a stressful situation, and with his intellect and charisma he can always win (like on exams, in awkward social situations, or when I'm caught/accused of lying).
He also helps me paint/draw. If I get really into it, lines will just start forming out of nowhere, and create cool shit I never even imagined. It's a bit annoying that it diverges from my original intent, but it always ends up much better than what I could've made with my own hands.

If that's Satan, I think he's a pretty cool guy.

>>79198609
anon I mean this, take some meds before you do something bad.

>>79198651
Nah, I've lived with this for almost 10 years now. I'm completely stable.
It's not like the voice is threatening or anything. It's just there.
The guy doesn't even communicate with me (I've tried time and time again, but he'll never answer).

>>79198651
Oh, are you a doctor?... oh you're not?
Why would you want to take away my power?... because you're jealous?

go back to plebbit

>>79198692
I guess I understand that you wouldn't want to take meds if you don't feel like it's a problem considering those kinds of meds usually have really bad side-effects but I just hope you're aware that it's schizophrenia and you don't do anything it says.

>>79198803
>Don't listen to the voice!
>Listen to me!

Leave me alone, you don't know what you're talking about

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>>79198855
anon I seriously hope you are baiting but there's a voice in your head that tells you to kill things and you visualize as a goats head. You are clearly mentally ill.

>>79198803
Yeah, no, I don't think I'm in dnager of doing anything based on that stuff.
It's just background noise, usually. When it takes control over me, it just makes my hands extremely cold and gives me access to huge amounts of knowledge I didn't knew I had (or possibly don't actually have?), and I can make the best and most eloquent replies without thinking at all. It never makes me violent or anything.

I once got extremely drunk (shared 1l of rum with a friend, plus a couple of beers - we drank it all, and then went out to buy another bottle of rum).
I fell asleep, and instead of waking the next day, I "awoke" to a sort of crazy vision. I was in my room, lying in bed, but I was sweating and shaking, and then brightly coloured geometry started flashing before my eyes. The shapes blinked and blended and contorted at absolutely unimaginable speeds, but I still saw every detail completely clearly. Then, the shapes were swapped for what looked like old cartoons (old Disney style stuff). This too sped past at impossible speeds. It was like seeing 15 movies in a matter of seconds, and again everything was clear as could be. All the characters were unknown to me, and I didn't know the stories. There was no sound.
Then it stopped. I started shaking violently, and my head began to "boil", but I was unable to move at all. It got warmer and warmer, and increasingly painful. And then a black silhouette I knew to be my brother (who lived in another country) entered my room. He said nothing, but I knew he was there to kill me, and I knew he was sorry about it. For a moment, he just looked down on me from his empty black shape, and then he sat down on the bed beside me, facing away. The tension was extreme.
Then I think I fainted
>cont

>>79194027
>>79194276
Retards. These were (if not similar to) puritans, and those people were brought up to believe in god, satan, and that the bible was true. It was strong belief, and the devil being true would also cause god to be true. She was barely growing up so it's a grey area if she would go to heaven if she died at that point (children go to heaven automatically unless they aren't baptized, at least according to catholicism), and her family was dead, so she chose becoming a witch. In the end this is from her point of view, could be there wasn't a devil, just witches doing witch stuff.

You fucking teens speak of "degeneracy" yet know very little about christian religions.

>>79195003
>It's the Holy Cinco:
But Satan and Lucifer are one and the same

It's the Holy Cinco de Cuatro

>>79199052
When I woke up again, I found that I could move, and the visions were gone, but everything still felt very scary for some reason. I felt like I was being hunted or stalked.
Still in pain, I made my way to the toilet and puked my guts out.
Then I crawled back to bed, and the shadows seemed to deepen and extend in the corners. Some of them became "spidery" and began darting back and forth. I was frozen with terror (but not actually paralyzed like the first time). And that's where my memories end. I woke up again the morning after the following day (two days after the drinking) with an insane headache.

When I told my friends, no one would believe me because "alcohol doesn't do that".

>>79199052
anon you are clearly a schizophrenic epileptic person.
Best and most eloquent replies? that's certainly delusional. I know you think you're fine, but a crazy person can't make that call.

>>79199171
>epileptic
What?
I can understand that you think it's schizophrenia, I guess, but I feel perfectly fine.

>Best and most eloquent replies? that's certainly delusional
No, honestly, whenever he takes over, I'm almost certainly getting a top score on any test. It's amazing.

>I know you think you're fine, but a crazy person can't make that call.
Does it matter, though? As long as I'm not in danger of harming anyone, and it doesn't bother me?

>>79198855
>>79198706
These aren't me, by the way

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>>79195082
Too fucking right.

>>79199283
>goat head in your brain says things like "kill fifteen"
>sometimes you black out and he takes control
>not in danger of harming anyone
I just think you should get checked out and I also think maybe I should get checked out because sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and the shape thing happens to me, and when I get up things feel scary like I'm being stalked.

>>79196282
The religious symbolism was great I thought. The raven gouging out the mother's breast was pretty horrifying imo.

The rotten apple that the the boy spat out was brilliant as well. I served as more religious symbolism and made a mockery of the family's plight.

>>79199428
>goat head in your brain says things like "kill fifteen"
Well, it's just a disconnected voice. I mean, people say shit all day - You don't act on everything people tell you, do you?

>sometimes you black out and he takes control
No, the only time I blacked out was when I got extremely drunk and had all those visions.
When I'm in a stressful situation, he just ...idunno "channels" through me? I'm still capable of taking control, but I sort of "let" him do his thing. It feels sort of like having a director in your ear, prompting you to do the right things (though there's no voices involved). It's not like it physically controls my hands.

>I just think you should get checked out
I manage okay, so it would feel like a waste of money. I also feel like it would kind of come across as attention-whoring. My sister has often talked about her visions (she sees herself be cut and people getting their eyes plucked and stuff, apparently), and it can be a bit annoying. Like she's proud of being a "special snowflake".

>I also think maybe I should get checked out because sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and the shape thing happens to me, and when I get up things feel scary like I'm being stalked.
Yeah, that I've only experienced that one time (very careful with alcohol now), but that was definitely something different. That could certainly have made me do crazy things, because it all felt so real and scary.

>>79195611
It's almost as if the old testament was a set of rules and order to unify a people, during a time when there was little of both. New testament makes it explicitly clear Jesus was trying to revamp the old, and get rid of the corruption that stemmed from abusing it for personal gain. Even the rabbis don't take the old testament at face value and try to interpret what jehovah really wanted.

Also, King David was badass. When are we gonna get old testament war movies? Imagine Kingdom of Heaven but not shit and jews killing people. It'd be like the Old Man's War series, only with other people instead of aliens.

>>79194206
YE BLACK MINIONS

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>people actually think satan holds up his end of bargains

he is called the great deceiver for a reason

>>79199702
What if God is really the bad guy?
What if the bad guy won, and just rewrote history to fit his vision?

Having read the bible, God appears to be the worst and most tyrannical ruler imaginable. Literally Hitler.

>>79197118
How is lost highway a horror? It's a great film but i don't see how it could be considered a horror

>>79199148
>and the devil being true would also cause god to be true.

Non sequitor, they might have just been thought mostly bullshit but some truth

>>79199761
He always does. He's bound to it.
That said, he'll always find a way to fuck you over while still being true to his promise.

>>79199799
bound it to by what?

>>79199828
It's magic, I don't need to explain shit.

Do you ask dumb questions like that about everything in religion?

>>79199828
goddess damnit, go roleplay your sky patriarch somewhere else. Satan making a deal, knows that he has to hold his end of the deal. He's Faustian in that regard