>its a Truman does literally nothing but shitpost and sleep

>its a Truman supports Trump so we have to kill him off episode

>its "another day Truman puts off filling out job applications until tomorrow" episode

Reminder: today is Tuesday, February 7th, 2017.

>it's a Truman saw that guy claiming to be Kate Beckinsale's bf and posted pictures of them together and even though Truman knows it must be fake in some way it makes him reevaluate his life episode

>>79192595
The episode where he made a 300+ replies dubs thread was the only good one of the season so far

>>79192595

>it's a Truman jerks off for the fourth time today, this time to little girls feet.

>It's a truman says hello in his mind when he gets on the bus in case there are any psychic people on board episode

>>79192595
literally me

>it's a truman fantasizes he is a director and has his whole IMDB credits laid out

>>79192655

I've got 12 out right now, I'm on strike until I get some kind of response, even "no you can't have a job you fucking retard" would be preferable to the silence I'm facing

>>79192655
>it's a Truman wiggles himself into a cushy job in the family business episode
He knows he isn't set for life, but he can switch off the part of his brain that tells him to worry about what's going to happen in 2/3 years so that's OK

>>79193394
>that episode where instead of saying hello he visualised his darkest sexual fantasies whilst mentally grinning at the psychic onlooker
>he got thrown off the bus for staring at people even though he was just trying to see if the psychic would crack in disgust at what they were being forced to witness

>>79192595
>It's a Truman offends the local college democrats club for wishing them good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight, not realizing that certain cultures base their calenders off the sun, not the moon, and thus have a poor concept of time, which causes a citywide protest outside his place of residence so he decides to wank off and go to bed early after browsing anime boards

>>79193421

>its a Truman pretends he is the president for a week and has detailed diagrams regarding paper flow and a full list of appointments and planned meetings

I think Truman could handle it

>>79193484
I liked this episode

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>>79193439
iktfb

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>>79192737
Say it to his face fucker not online and see what happens.

>its a truman hates his fuckin dead end job so he goes to the bathroom and just sits on the toilet until his lunch break is over episode

>It's a Truman has worked the same dead end job for the last 9 years for 364 days a year and the only day off being Christmas, and he gives so little of a fuck about life in general that he just keeps going back every single day

>it's a Truman promises tomorrow will be different but deep inside he knows nothing will change

>It's a truman wonders if his brother remembers the sexual experimentation they engaged in as children episode

does anyone actually laugh at this meme

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>>79194156
>he thinks all memes are for laughter

>>79194119
Why does truman even bother with trying to tell himself that anymore? Its got to reach a point where you just have to accept it right?

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>>79194156
>he thinks these are memes

>it's a Truman thinks that posting Truman memes online means that he can't possibly actually be in the Truman show episode

>it's a Truman stays up too late shitposting about his waifu and wants to kill himself while shitposting at work the next day episode

>it's a Truman drives the cat he had for 13 years to the vet because he has breathing problems and mid-drive his cat starts choking and freaking out and so Truman starts panicking as well and stops the car by the side of the road and watches as his cat stops struggling and Truman sees him one last time as his life fades from his eyes and Truman starts screaming and crying until eventually a few hours later he buries him at sunset and says goodbye

That was one hard-hitting episode. Glad I'm not Truman.

>>79195890
Poor Truman and poor Truman's cat.

>it's a Truman gets aborted episode.

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>>79195890

>its a truman tries to beat his 24 hour jerk off record

>>79196438
what was his record now again?

>>79196451
more than mine thats for sure

Truman Town can't possibly have internet, can it?

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>>79195890
>tfw my doggo is likely gonna keel over in a few weeks
She's only a month away from 18 years old too

>>79196492
Nothing ever really prepares you for that moment when your loved one passes away, you can only make sure you make her as happy as you can during the remainder of her time here on this Earth and have fun together while you still can, and know that even after saying farewell she will always stay with you deep in your heart and memories.

>>79196608
Didn't expect this on /tv/

>it's another Truman lies awake in bed and stares at the wall for hours episode

These seasons are a drag

>>79193902

Literally me right now at this very moment senpai

>>79192595
Because you haven't killed yourself yet anon.

There is only one way to end the pain.

>>79196483
Yes, they would have to freeze the setting in the 80s or earlier 90s, otherwise it would be literally imposible to keep him in the dark.

>>79192595
This is a serious reply to a meme post, but Truman's life was 100% scripted. The showrunners made sure it wouldn't get boring like my life.

>its a Truman had sex with a coworker but it wasn't very good for either of them so he calls out sick for a week to let the shame wear off episode

>>79196903
Nah, they could've made their own internet without access to the www. Doubt it would benefit the show though.

>its a truman has meaningless hookups with girls he likes but is too autistic to form a meaningful relationship from them episode

>>79192595
>it's a Truman tries to stifle his burgeoning porn addiction by drinking an entire bottle of Jack Daniels with some Valium, but then just ends up jacking off to porn later on anyway but can't get his dick to more than half mast, but keeps jacking until he just gives up and pukes beside his bed onto the floor before falling unconscious into the puke and not the bed episode

>>79196825
Me every day. Stay strong.

>it's a Truman shits his pants because he's too lazy to get out of bed episode

>>79192595

So if Truman raped his "wife", they'd have to find an excuse for someone to break down the door and rush to the bedroom?

>it's a Truman literally pukes on the carpet from spending so much time huffing his own farts and then has to turn on porn and masturbate to get his mind off of it episode

>>79197503
oh no, how sad, that must be awful fucking loads of girls he likes but not having to deal with their bullshit in a relationship...

>>79194136
pls dont do this to me

>it's a Truman finally cleaned his room and put up a desk of sorts to finally start writing which would be better than just doing nothing but now he's even more depressed because he knows deep down that he doesn't have any motivation for that either episode

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>it's a Truman lied on his CV and got a job he's hopelessly underqualified for and people are starting to get suspicious and his boss asked for an official school transcript two weeks ago and Truman is hoping he's forgotten by now

>>79199271
what job does Truman have?

>>79196608
>Nothing ever really prepares you for that moment
not being a faggot is what prepares you
also trying not being a narcissistic piece of shit, dwelling so much about how YOU feel about someone ELSE dying is extremely self-centered

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>>79199415
you alright anon?

>It's a truman has a slight cold and spends the whole day being miserable doing nothing episode.
I'm sure the viewer numbers are going to drop if he carries on doing this shit.

>it's a truman makes a home enema by just pouring buxton mineral water into his anus then shitting into the bathtub

>>79199415
>t. recently deceased

>>79194156
Sometimes. I like it regardless, it's slightly clever for a meme