Arab tv thread?

MBC, Almustakillah and al Sharjah are the true patrician channels

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>>79192243

>>79192243
mbc max ya ibn kalb

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>>79192243
No homo

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Islam on state of /a/

its funny watching some memri segments. many guests chimp out during arguments

their culture really can't handle criticisms

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>>79192243

Does anyone have the one between the pro/anti Sadam guys?

>>79192243
What country is this from? Why wouldn't they want to go to other sandnigger countries

>>79193101
they all hate each other

Do they really talk crap like this or is it just badly translated?

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>>79192243

These arent real, so why bother posting it?

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>>79193375
They are though. Memri TV might get criticised a lot for translating a lot of garbage TV in an alleged attempt to make arabs look bad, but that doesn't make it fake (don't really have to try with this source material)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiuWyFTFqek

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>>79193375
Channel was started by two Israelis that wanted to show the world how batshit their neighbours are. The whole channel is designed to badmouth Arabs by bringing only the craziest on air.

>>79193481
Even if it's cherry picked kike propaganda it is still fun

>>79193481
Memri only translates arabic TV, afaik. They don't produce it. They might be pretty damn selecting about which crazy fucking shows they do translations for, but they're not the ones creating the situations.

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>>79193501
I wish all countries TV had this level of arguing.

>>79193553
TOP KEK

10/10 banter there

>>79192429
He was a good friend

>>79193358
>>79193420
These pictures should be one post.

How do they have Israelis and Pakis in a room at the same time?

Memri TV? More like Memeri TV. Amirite?

>>79192429
Avery Brooks really went of the rails

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>>79193655
Top lel.

>>79193042
That I can believe

>>79193715

Appropriately named image right there.

>>79193715
She is so fucking hot it is blowing my mind and STREANGTHENING MY PHALLUS!!

>>79193715

She's hot and redpill, who's that semen demon?

>>79193715
Well that's pretty obvious propaganda inserted there. I can buy some of the post here as true, but having a muslim(?) chick to said this is pushing the suspension of disbelief a bit hard IMO.

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this is my favourite

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>>79193704
Just look at Charlie Day.

>>79193841
those are some beautiful eyebrows

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>>79193841

lel this thread

>>79193375
They are real

t. أنا أفهم

>>79193861
Rip

more pls

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>>79193881
https://twitter.com/someone92883220?lang=en

>>79193481
honestly it makes me like arabs a bit. i like people who make me laugh, even if its unintentional. so those kikes can get fucked.

plus stuff like >>79193042 and >>79193563
is just wisdom we can all learn from.

this is the best thread on /tv/ t b h

>>79193715
Well USA really has an imperialist policy in the middle east

>>79194056
Hatred for Jews is the basis for all my friendships

>>79193375
They are real, been confirmed by several arabs on /int/

Arabs are fun to lol about when they're on tv or bowing sending farts to Allah or w/e but you would fucking hate to live under their oppression. They should be wiped from the face of the earth like a dirty ass, Odin willing

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>>79193553

>>79194134
>t. shlomo abramowitz

>>79194160
I don't know what you mean by this

>>79194076
shh

>>79194134
>Odin willing
you mean "YHWH willing" right

also nice name, fellow goy.

>>79194191
this one has got to be fucking fake

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>>79194191
What did he mean by this?

Muslim Arab here. Gotta say it's pretty funny watching Memri TV sometimes.

>>79194237
>not knowing that Muzzies adore Hitler because he killed jews

>>79194231
nigga u cray

>>79194238
Allahu ackbar my friend :-)

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>>79194238
Gays can reproduce after all

>>79192243

kek, these are fucking great, keep them coming guys

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>>79193818

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>>79194270
>jews want muslims to immigrate to america and other white nations
>yet at the same time muslims hate jews and worship hitler
>yet muslims also hate americans
>yet anyone who doesn't want muslims coming into america are compared to literal nazis and are white supremacists
>but muslims like nazis

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facebook com / MEMERI2

>>79193633
He looks like someone straight out of the Sopranos.

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Thanks Obama

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>>79194392

>>79192243
Allah swt, thats a good one
>>79193655
kek
>>79193011
Is not that better? They don't breed and thus will go extinct
>>79193042
The man speaks the truth.
>>79193420
its an ok rod. my friend gave me an engraved straight stick made out of special, he even lacquered it for me but I guess if you are poor any stick will do.
>>79193563
I don't think thats an accurate translation
>>79193715
Thats just SJW of the other said. They to feel no pride for the nation, no refugee wants to go them so they from of butt offering is making excuses for murican bombings.
>>79193792
That was me and my family this Christmas.
>>79193841
seem like a man of limited imagination
>>79194191
This meme. even if you support hitler it is clear that his poor leadership played a big part in Germany losing the war
>>79194238
He means that men with earrings have a high possibility being gay or beta. he is correct about both and will stay correct until people start wearing earbuds as earnings

>>79194412
that fat kid in the picture looks like the exact kind of retard that blames other people for his social shortcomings and ends up going to /pol/ to be an edgy retard white supremacist because people don't "get him"

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>>79194392
Muslims hate everything. They should not be allowed to immigrate to the west seeing as their culture is diametrically opposed to western values in every way.

Leftists/feminists ignore these facts however, can you imagine the mental gymnastics for this?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWX1SKncyOA

>>79193101
>Why wouldn't they want to go to other sandnigger countries

Saudi is crazy oppressive, even by ME standards. Their religious police have been known to literally drag people to mosques if they find them not praying when they're supposed to be. Iran is significantly less oppressive, but it's a Shi'a majority country, so Sunni Muslims would probably feel uncomfortable there in general (like being a Protestant in a Catholic country), and it does have a powerful secret police with a long history of randomly arresting foreigners as spies.

>>79194469
this doesn't really work since sunnis and shias are already muslims and other muslims

>>79193101
try live here, you will hate everyone else in no time

>>79194392
This is exactly what people mean when they talk about how western liberalism is not compatible with Islam. regressive just go "LALALA" muh moderate Muslims and "there are billions of them, few extremists should not give us a bad opinion of them"

>>79193515
How do you know the translations are accurate though? You could stick anything in as the subtitles and unless the person watching speaks arabic they won't be able to tell the difference.

>>79194427
>fully grown
>tree

clever arab

>>79194534
link to pic related?

>>79194296
Yeah people mock antifa and others because they have no betrayed peace and are using violence to get there way but I was not surprised. In the end violence is often the most effective method

>>79194565
I wonder if that was the genuine context of when he said it, as a joke, or if it was an actual "I will neck myself as soon as possible" in a negative way.

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>>79194610

>>79194347
tell me more about loaning of vaginas? Is this some way of claiming virginity after having had sex? something like "I had my sisters vagina on loan so it does not count as my deflowering"

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Is this the only accurate translation from them?

>>79194599
pippa bacca

>>79194398
happens to all of us. I knew a guy who tested positive for drugs after a drudged up animal bit him

>>79194534
>Leftists/feminists ignore these facts
If only they'd read more image boards!

>>79194599
>>79194669

She barely made it out of the European continent, its hilarious

>>79194700
Or just die.

>>79194700
they'd be informed

>>79194427
now this is a proper proclamation. such skill is lost in the west
>>79194454
swiggity swooty obama is coming for your buthaynah

>>79194469
given that his beard is so short its clear that his blood is weak and will die out

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>>79194732
you tell em fellow patriot! fight the power!

>>79194506
I've been seeing faggots posting like this since before Baneposting, fucking stop. No one appreciates it for the effort it takes. Killing yourself would be easier and more people would be better off.

>>79194237
You do realize all of iran refutes the holocaust ever happened, right? Like that isn't even a /pol/ meme.

>>79194817
not a burger /pol/tard though

>>79194519
Fuck you. kid looks fine, his skin is unblemished and if he puts his mind to it he could drop few pounds . he is 130kg tops.

>>79194700
They are facts.

You think muslims would approve gay marriage/adoption/trannies?

They fucking kill homosexuals and their own daughters for dating non muslim men. It's common for them to fly their daughters out for arranged marriages in their homelands when they're in their teens, sometimes they never return.

I know muslims better than 90% of all 4chan, I'm from Sweden, fuck you.

>>79194539
I think Saudi have religious police too, like you could report a man for making your feel uncomfortable or making a pass at you. They say restrictive romance is the reason for all their strange porn search results

>>79194851
did I hit too close to home?

>>79194076
And Islam has had an imperialist policy in the West (and everywhere else) for over a thousand years.

>>79194880
>I'm from Sweden

>>79194880
>/trannies?
Iranians do

>>79194880
>I know muslims better than 90% of all 4chan, I'm from Sweden

>>79193845
The Gang Goes Jihad Part 2

>>79194880
so giving refuge to muslim women is a good thing?

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>>79194547
I have seen it done this way. for example but yeah it makes the switch of topic seem strange

>>79194599
google
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/see-women-who-fled-uk-7386048
https://www.pri.org/stories/2016-12-19/belgian-woman-explains-why-she-joined-isis-and-why-she-came-back
every day I struggle with not becoming a misogynists that just dismiss all women with "kek meme gender" I have known some good women but they are no longer in my life and this idiots don't make it easy not to write them off. I wish good women were more vocal

>>79194929
Iranians are barely better than albanians.

>>79192243
thread is gold

>>79194907
no it doesn't

>>79195050
What even is this comparison kek

>>79195047
>every day I struggle with not becoming a misogynists
you should probably struggle more with your shizophrenia

>>79194818
>No one appreciates it for the effort it takes
Why not? people like (you)s why would they care if its a combo post and who would want to do captcha and wait a minute 12 times

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>>79193633
wew lad

>>79195091
What makes you think I may have shizophrenia?

>>79195129
>becoming a misogynists
>misogynists
>s

>>79194519
>that fat kid in the picture looks like the exact kind of retard that blames other people for his social shortcomings and ends up going to /pol/ to be an edgy retard white supremacist because people don't "get him"
all of the people who were once MRA gamer gate types blaming women for all of their problems immigrated to /pol/ and just started blaming muslims for all their problems.

pretty funny t b h

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>>79194519

>>79195145
delet

>>79194912
>>79194940
Yep. I know all about our shitty reputation as 2nd most cucked nation after Germany. I have extensive experience with muslims.

>Refuse to handle alcohol
>Refuse to shake a womans hand
>Think all non-muslims are subhuman and worthy of abuse/slavery/ripped off, either openly or secretely.

>>79194963
No, they just shit out new terroristlets. 2nd generation immigrants are often worse because they are entitled, stupid and suffer from severe cognitive dissonance (fucking love mcdonalds, and hollywood - but everything is the US and the jews fault etc)

I wouldn't want to work with muslims or employ them, I would never want to hang out with muslims or invite them. They are the shittiest people I know. I rate black africans over them.

>>79195217
>Yep. I know all about our shitty reputation as 2nd most cucked nation after Germany.
Dude I am german and I can't talk with authority on muslims

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>>79193633

>>79195217
>>Think all non-muslims are subhuman and worthy of abuse/slavery/ripped off, either openly or secretely
how would you know

>>79195271
alpha as fuck

>>79195106
Fuck off

>>79194818
The "reply to everyone"-fag is the larvae form of a tripfag
If he gets encouraged now with enough attention he will grow a tripcode.

>>79195276
I went to school with many muslims and arabs and had many such acquaintances. I had persian friend who was secular, but he still shared these values to some extended. He became more radical as he grew older
This is deeply ingrained in their culture/values.

>>79195144
>implying
having headmates is normal and is not a sign of any sickness, get with the times.

>>79195145
MRA is a legit movement
>gamer gate
gamer gate types are now making youtube videos as "rationalists"
>/pol/
/pol/ is having strange days because many feel its better to side with the jews than the Muslim yet the old anti jew views keep them from commuting 100%

>>79195068
And why do you think the crusades happened? If you think it was just to convert them to christianity, you are a god damn retard. At that point, the entire European world was conquered by Islam and were under Sharia law. Pope Urban is currently the ONLY reason white women are allowed to put a veil on themselves and call it "empowerment", meanwhile, if the crusades never happened, they'd be forced to, lest they be killed.
Filthy Saracen apologist cunt pls go

>>79195314
That is not an argument

>>79195444
Correlation does not imply causation

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>>79193563
More Albania

>>79195479
but then it's not secret retard

>>79195674
i'd nuclear her holocaust

what's with Albania

jeez i haven't laughed that much in 4chan in ages.

Thanks mates, those threads should appear more often

>>79195674
wtf i hate arabs now

>>79195730
Flip floppers. They can't decide if they're christian or muslim.

>>79195730
they are butthurt because we helped jews during ww2.


ironically, jews hate us too.

>>79194547

Yeah, should have just kept the original "Brothers and sisters" line.

>>79194547
sunnis are not muslims.

catholics are not christian.

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>>79192243

>>79194817

I like how the idiot that made this had it completely go over their head that people voted for Trump due to his policies.

>>79195980
depends on who you ask. some view Catholicisms as from of Christianity. if you look at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity you can see that its listed as a denomination. some would even argue that Catholicism is the purest from of Christianity since it answers to the pope and whos creation was commanded by Christ

>>79195980
>catholics are not christian.

L O L
O
L

>>79195980
Shias are the Catholics of Islam, hardcore Sunnis are the Protestants

>>79196179
>whos creation was commanded by Christ
Christ never asked anyone to make an actual church in his name tho. Peter did it.

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My favorite.

>>79195980
Retard alert.

>>79196290
Tfu.

>>79195145

>Donald Trump was elected president as a result of some dumb attention whore fucking video game journalists for good reviews of her walking simulator.

>>79195589
>My knowledge of the crusades is based on jpg images on /pol/ and I've never touched a book on it

>>79196881
why is taking pictures prohibited?