Star Trek

he went to Risa multiple times so probably no

>>79183451
They have great holosuites down there.

>>79183376
When does he fuck Brahms?

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>>79183376
There's only 1 virgin on that ship.

>>79185027
Barclay fucked Troi.

>>79185316
holograms don't count, anon

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was it rape?

>>79183376
He fucked the chick who was accused of murdering her coworker. But the killer turned out to be her dog-thing.

>>79186228
>so Paris and Janeway have kids together
>but they are those small salamander things and they leave them on this planet


seriously what the fuck were they thinking

>>79185027
I can honestly say Barclay was not a virgin. He was realistic enough to sell it to a pro long past joining the enterprise.

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>>79185634
Sadly no.

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>>79187163
>>79185634
7 of 9 is so fucking hot. I still can't get my head around it.

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>>79183376
fucking holocharacters erry night means your not a virgin

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>>79183870
burn

>>79187226

You probably have a bucked-teeth fetish, it's not uncommon. Hell I wouldn't even call it a fetish, it's just being attracted to that look facially.

>>79187226
Look at those jugs.

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>>79187226
>I still can't get my head around it.

>I know this feel bro.

>>79187226
I like how they always finds a way to put one girl in a different uniform. But we all know that T'pol is best girl.

>>79183376
Probably. Geordi was alone because he was a douchebag, not so much because of his awkwardness.

>>79186307
In the Star Trek universe God is real and he's just fucking around with mortals for shits and giggles. That's honestly the only way to explain how pants on head retarded it can get at times.

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>>79187755
my man

>>79187749
>Samantha Wildman, subunit of Ensign Samantha Wildman, state your intentions

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>>79185027
What about all the children onboard the battleship that frequently gets called into military duty and comes close to exploding on a weekly basis?

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>>79187755
>>79187874
Too bad about how she's aged. See?

Not to drop off the deep end, but who else thinks Trek is in big trouble because they're putting Discovery on CBS access in the US?

I'm 100% not buying it. I'll find a way to watch it (piracy being an absolute last resort) and that's it. They're putting it on netflix in other countries where they can't do this to people.

What are they saying to the fan base right now?

It should have just been a joint project between CBS and Netflix in the first place. Those executives are retarded.

>>79187965
This is one time I don't want to "think of the children."

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>tfw no Captain Hobson side quest in the Beta Quadrant monitoring Romulan sub-space and brinksmanship with Klingons

>>79187965
All the boys got laid during penis inspection day with Dr. Crusher. Then the boys with the girls.

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>>79188017
Are you saying they're not virgins?

i didn't realize star trek was so liberal. I guess that explains why Keiko tried to seduce O'brien while she had a child's body. And Keiko is a school teacher...

dear god. Could Keiko be, dare I say it, a pedophile?

>>79187892
You goofed.

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>>79188003

STD and the fourth JJ-verse movie spells the end of our beloved franchise.

>all fan projects get nullied by the nemesis
>CBS refuses think progressively (in the economic sense)
>forced "progressiveness" and modern television tropes bleed into star trek by osmosis

It's dead, Jim

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>>79188040
what was this scene meant to convey?

>>79188055
>dear god. Could Keiko be, dare I say it, a pedophile?

think of it from a woman's point of view.

you get a second chance at your first time with all the degeneracy built up over the years

she wanted miles to bite

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>>79187999

>>79188090
Little Klingon got some action.

Troi's mom is cute.

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>>79188090

Emasculation of the future male generation by liberal women and the absentee strong father figure.

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>>79188090
dunno

what was this scene meant to convey?

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>>79188126
>fucks a hot milf as a kid
>alpha as fuck bully
>dad is basically a Klingon Ubermensch
>turns into a little neurotic faggot by the time he's 16

what went so wrong?

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>>79188116
You seem jealous. It's your own fault for picking an inferior waifu.

Now play nice or else I'll post a picture of Jolene Blalock.

>>79188148
>when u nut but she dead

>>79188163
Jeri Ryan is the superior trek waifu

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>>79188156
see this post
>>79188128
literally exactly accurately what was meant by that
I thought that was pretty blatant by the end of ds9 when we last see him at his dad's wedding

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>>79187892
Have babies with you.

>>79188156
>that episode where he comes back from the future to kill himself

>>79188156
>>turns into a little neurotic faggot by the time he's 16
He's 8 years old in that picture.

Born in 2366, and he appeared on DS9 in 2374.

8.

I think you're right.

Progressive thought is natural, and doesn't really need action, protest or hostility. Millenials, or at least the ones we vilify are as such because they're impatient. So they attempt to force change rather than letting it happen. Instead of being pragmatic and allowing it, they create the opposite of their own action.

I mean, do people actually want to see the world of Star Trek come true? It doesn't come by cheering for Madonna.

>>79187226
fucking bitch ruined Nemesis

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>>79188207
>aged like milk
Crusher
Troi
Yar
Janeway
Kes
T'Pol

>aged like wine
Uhura
Kira
Jadzia
Ezri
B'Elanna
7 of 9
Hoshi

Don't open this picture unless you want to feel sick.

>>79188003
>What are they saying to the fan base right now?
"We know you guys are so desperate for a new Star Trek series we're going to make Star Trek: Diversity and you're going to pay $9.99 a month to watch it with no commercials*"

"Oh, and no commercials* means there are promotional interruptions during the show which is different from commercials because of how we spelled it. Fuck you, you nerdy cunts."

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>>79188241
>>79188241
>Klingons mature faster than other humanoids
>sub-saharan Africans mature faster than other humans

Hmmm

>>79188241
to be honest I don't really know anything about how Klingon aging works so I'll take your word for it

Okay so I don't really watch Star Trek outside of a couple episodes of TNG, but what is life like on Earth without money? Also what of the series is worth watching?

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>>79188267
DELETE THIS

>>79188267
everytime you repost this picture I feel like my blood de-irons

>>79188308
Watch TOS, finish watching TNG, and watch DS9.

TNG has some Earthers who run a vineyard because it was a family tradition. They don't get paid for it, they just do it for fun.

DS9 has some Earthicans who run a restaurant because they enjoy cooking. They don't get paid for it, they just do it for fun.

>>79188308
>but what is life like on Earth without money?

Imagine that Star Trek is reality.
>no money
>infinite food
>basic needs accounted for
>material needs unnecessary, especially with replicators

You either get good or blow your brains out. No third partisan

>>79188308
All the Q episodes from TNG. All of TNG, DS9 parts of voyager.
Every. Single. Miles O'Brien episode. Even the series Hell on Wheels merits a watch because Colm Meaney is so fucking good.

>>79188308
Basically it's a utopia where everybody gets everything for free and you only work if you want to, like a hobby, or out of a sense of obligation. Nobody "needs" to work. Everybody in Star Fleet is pretty much just either people who feel a sense of duty or who think it's cool to be a space explorer, or people who are scared that the Borg/Vulcans/Klingons are going to come and fuck Earth up the ass unless they sign up. The majority of humans on Earth spend all day doing whatever activities they enjoy, with free healthcare, free electricity, every home has a replicator in it, and you can teleport anyplace you want to go so traveling is simple.

Pretty much, the thing to understand about Earth in Startrek is that they effectively have an infinite amount of everything because of replicators. There is no scarcity. There's no reason to limit anything.

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>>79188287
>Falling for the "this man with a beard is a 7 year old Syrian" meme

>>79188248
>fucking bitch ruined Nemesis

Huh? You mean the season 4 episode or the TNG movie?
I'm now lost, WHERE ARE YOU!??!

>>79188366
Is Colm Meaney the best actor in Trek?

>>79183451
Has he gone to Risa? I remember that episode where Romulans brainwash him, but he never actually makes it there, the Romulan decoy goes in his stead.

>>79188410
All I read at first was "best actor in trek" and automatically thought "Miles O'Brien"

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>>79188410
No, the real answer is Colm Meaney is just an average dude and Miles O'Brien isn't even a character.
He pretty much plays himself which is like an everyman who has to put up with the vagaries of being mr. fixit and husband to misses fly lice

>>79188410
I'm really partial to Michael Dorn but Colm Meaney is great. Its a tough call to say anyone is the "best actor".

>>79188413
I think there are other references to LaForge going to Rica in other episodes. Also he fucked that girl with the dog that turned out to be a slime monster

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>>79188388
>the episode where he rapes Kassidy while being inhabited by a prophet

Caught me off guard, really.

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>>79188308
Start with Voyager. You might want to watch the pilot to get a general idea of whats going on. Follow that by watching the last episode of season 3, and than jump right into season 4. You'll thank me later. You can skip the first 3 seasons of ds9. Show doesn't get good until the black mad man goes bald.

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>>79188451
So Meaney kayaks?

>>79188451
Sometimes I get Miles O'Brien confused with Garrick. Dr.Bashir is great too.

>>79188410
>Leonard Nemoy
>Patrick Stewart
>7 of 9

you know, all people that had a career other than Trek

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>>79188451
He does good acting in the "O'brien must suffer" type episodes. Hard Time was a masterpiece.

>murdering his friend for food
>that guilt
>he can't find the fruit he's been eating for 10 years
>trying to kill himself

>>79188508
Your own ignorance of Meaney's non-Trek career changes nothing.

>>79188490
>start with voyager
KEK

>>79188055
He's a jew, of course he is goy.

>another thread being hijacked and ruined by DS9fags

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>>79188490

Hey man, Season 3 of Voyager is actually pretty good imo. The blood fever, Unity, Real Life, Scoprion
I think skipping Kazon shit is blasphemous too but at least 3 gets back to good Trek and not pseudo continuous kazon shite

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>>79188499
Or leads a rebellion??

>>79188548
IMO there are only one truly great episode of Voyager: Year of Hell. The rest of the series varies from crap to decent.

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>>79188563
>unsheathes silencer
>nothin' pairsonnel laddy

>Hi Odo!

>>79188524
ah yes, look at all those "amazing" works he did
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colm_Meaney#Filmography

such award winning and game changing shows and movies

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>>79188593
Every thread I have to correct people by listing at least ten classic trekisodes from Voyager but I think I'll pass now that I've reached that number in times having to list them.

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WHERED YOU PUT MY BUCKET BASHIR?!

>>79188630
Voyager just wasn't up to par with the rest of Trek, deal with it

>>79188644
Hey, lighten up, it's the fifth-best Star Trek!

>>79188637
Wad Odo the biggest slut in Trek history? I think he fucked more people than even Kirk did.
>fucked the female changeling
>fucked the traveling changeling that stabbed the guy
>fucked Kira
>maybe fucked lwaxana
>arguably fucked several thousand other changelings simultaneously

>>79188593
Year of Hell worked. The body swap between the captain and the brown elf man was good too. Then the body swap episode with brown elf man and the spotted elf man was good. And then there was that episode where they violated the prime directive.

>>79188644
>Voyager just wasn't up to par with the rest of Trek

I'll agree with that, that wasn't what you said. You said your opinion was that it was crap to decent for most of the series and I simply stated my unfortunate need to dispel this notion with the closest thing to trufax by the perennial rehashing of all the great episodes the series produced for us.

Shall I list some? Not that it matters because it's your opinion.

>>79188350
>>79188365
>>79188381
Okay, second question WHY WASN'T I BORN IN THAT TIMELINE

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>>79187456
You're probably right.

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>>79188637
>Odo to Ops, the negotiations have fallen through, please vent plasma into the infirmary

>>79188731
>Okay, second question WHY WASN'T I BORN IN THAT TIMELINE
Fuck that timeline.
Fuck the nihilism that would be birthed out of such a state of affairs.
Fuck a society that needs nothing and presumes to want nothing because of some nebulous concept of enlightenment (which has no real substance or basis in the tangible).

You'd find the dread and emptiness of such a world far less comforting than the little shit you have to deal with like bad coffee in the mornings, a shitty commute, and occasionally being laid off.

>>79188731
Because we get to invent it. What possibility could be greater? To live in that time? When we can be the giants for those who will stand on our shoulders.

>>79188731
because it doesn't exist. It's imaginary

>>79187226
Is this Rami Malek in drag?

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>>79188772
your post is some of the most pathetic sour grapes I've ever seen

>>79188798

Nice non-argument, let me screencap for another thread, epic4dawin

>>79188798
DUDE I'D RATHER FACE HORRIBLE ILLNESS AND HAVING TO WASTE MY TIME WORKING TO SURVIVE INSTEAD OF SEARCHING PERSONAL BETTERMENT AND ENJOYING LIFE

imagine all those billionaires and their horrible life of not having to struggle every day

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>>79188593

>The rest of the series varies from epic to decent to crap. Much like other Trek shows.

Fixed that for you.

>>79188841
>imagine all those billionaires and their horrible life of not having to struggle every day

Do you think you become a billionaire by not having to struggle against the cut throat world of business? Most billionaires are some of the most relentless and ambitious people on the planet.

>>79188901
Most billionaires are the family members of the persons that you're thinking of.

>>79188901
Irrelevant, that wasn't the point.

Next time I am going to say "imagine all those rich arab oil princes how bored they must be" so you would have to face the real argument instead of trying to weasel out

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>>79188880
why did they put her in skin tight pants in that episode?

>>79188932
>>79188935

I see some people still view the world in terms of good and evil like when our parents would read us books before bed.

Arab princes are one small contingent of the ultra high income bracket of the world's tycoons and plutocrats.
Yeah some come from old rich families and many are self-made like Buffet, like Gates, like Jobs, like Cuban, like Jack Ma, etc. etc.
They were originally highly motivated to reach that level of success. Their ambition motivated them to find ideas to help further their net worth and reach such heights.
This world's economic system is very flawed but it's the closest thing to an advanced extension of mother nature.
In other words, when the bare necessities are all accounted for, you take away some piece of that innate drive that exists in Type A personalities, people who mentally and physically resilient, etc.

That's my soapbox about post-scarcity. I'm done.

>>79189020
The funny thing about money is you lose it if you don't know how to keep it.

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>>79188939
Because reasons.

>>79189020
Gee, you make it all sounds so complicated.

Is it really worth eliminating poverty and hunger, if in exchange some Type A personalities might get bored?

I'll have to think about this long and hard.

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>>79189020

I saved that screencap of you from last thread

>>79189020
it has nothing to do with good or evil.
it's simply to point that even if you have "everything" you can still be motivated to do things either for your own interest or for the interest of others

and while you named some people that raised above others the majority of people still have to struggle for normal basic things and not everyone has the opportunity to reach success anyway
and even so in Star Trek there's an entire galaxy and colonies with different cultures so if someone doesn't like the horrible earth society can always go be a Type A somewhere else or find a different career which isn't about making money

>>79189102
>Is it really worth eliminating poverty and hunger,

Do you really think half of the world is ready for that level of economic freedom?
Africa needs neutering at this point or it will explode like a bloated sac of spider eggs.
Indians still are growing way beyond their means. 1.7 billion and growing.
Indonesian is similar. Growing beyond it's means.

It's not as simple as waving the magic wand, there are consequences to free everything.

Like you remember the episode where teh holodeck returns to 1990s Detroit and the sentient mayor hologram gives the disadvantageous free replicators and the crime explodes?

My point exactly.

>>79189189
>Don't you understand? If we have infinite resources then we'll run out of resources!
Oh, of course, how silly of me.

>>79189225
>No, stupid! We've already achieved FTL travel and have colonies across the galaxy

Huh, I thought we only had this one planet to take care of with greenhouse gasses, carbon footprint, ecology equilibruim, etc.

>>79189254
with replicators space travel would become way easier

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>>79189254
When post-scarcity fails, you'll need men of fiscal breeding....

>>79189254
So once we have FTL and colonies, it's fine?

You've abandoned your argument that the Star Trek universe would be a terrible place to be?

Good for you, you're finally living up to your statement of "I'm done."

also to quote Transformers 3: "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"

>>79189304
>You've abandoned your argument that the Star Trek universe would be a terrible place to be?

No, I swear this is it because I need sleep but it was a bit of an aside to point out that it's myopic and very hippy of you to think that there would not be disparity of cultures in post-scarcity.

My original argument was that it would be somewhat dreadful for some, at least for a period of time because economics and barter has been a part of humanity (except in ssAfrika) for thousands of years.
Added on top of that the inability of some races to live within their means in the here and now. Is there just an endless supply of new worlds for 13 new Jamals and their litter to go inhabit in the Federation? I mean that's REAL post-scarcity, an endless supply of M class planets.

We just assume Star Trek has all sorts of new worlds with similar gravity as ours, or that they can all be terraformed, that it'll all work out because of technomagick.

>>79189393
>it's myopic and very hippy of you to think that there would not be disparity of cultures in post-scarcity.
Right, of course, because we're so great at avoiding a disparity of cultures right now.

>My original argument was that it would be somewhat dreadful for some
Right. Your existential angst. It's so dreadful. You being bored is so much more dreadful than people dying due to lack of food and water. You poor thing. Why don't more people think about your needs? You are the center of the universe, after all.

>>79188410
It's Patrick Stewart by a mile. Meaney is a good actor though but Stewart has had a fantastic career in film and TV as well as the stage.

>>79185395
The episode where Barclay is given super intelligence by an alien probe has Troi going on a pity date with him at the end. Troi's a big enough whore to have gave him a pity bang right?