JUST

A suicide pact.

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Isn't his time feeding the demon almost over?

https://youtu.be/0DBrE5PLPo4

>>79179151

can i get a rundown on this guy?

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>>79179372

Sure,

>bank account bows to his ex wife
>in contact with assisted suicide
>possesses hair-thinning abilities
>controls interviews with a calm but saddening voice
>owned by alimony and banks globally
>direct descendant of the UNO FARTO bloodline
>will bankrupt the first accounts on Mars (Fraser vs. Earth will be the first dispute)
>owned by 99% of JUST gene editing facilities in the world
>first hairline-receding serum will in all likelihood contain Fraser DNA
>Fraser said to have 215 million+ in alimony, such bills on earth have only existed deep in NASA checkbooks and country-wide debt
>ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs tell of a burdened man who will descend upon Hollywood and bring an era of depression and unprecedented debt with him
>owned by contracts around the world
>you likely have fraser movies in your library right now
>fraser is in regular communication with the forum user TheChamCham, forwarding his monetary affairs to the paparazzi. Who do you think set up the meeting between Quentin Tarantino and the media (something that hasn't happened in 1000 years) and arranged the paparazzi's visit to the snowy coffee shop literally a few days later to capture Tarantino's signature MMMHM?
>he learned fluent legal divorce jargon in under a week
>Hollywood contractors don't entrust their roles to him. There are no The Mummy roles in Fraser's name, only Cruise.
>Fraser seems to be 45 decades old
>in reality, he is 4.5 decades old, sobbing in all AA meetings a well as Bosch Hair Restoration clinics and abandoned movie sets. We don't know his agenda yet. We hope he doesn't kill himself.

>>79179151
>our friend Brendan
He probably hates our ass for making fun of him all day.

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>>79179151
You JUST can't.

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>>79179491
>>Hollywood contractors don't entrust their roles to him. There are no The Mummy roles in Fraser's name, only Cruise.

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>>79179491

>bank account bows to his ex-wife
kek
>in contact with assisted suicide
KEK

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>>79179151
He's too far gone. How do we save Ben?

save him? it might help if you cunts stopped shooping him to look like a corpse. what is that, techno-shamanic voodoo or something? go the fuck back to /x/ already.

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>>79180676
>what is that, techno-shamanic voodoo or something?
This fucking post, top kek.

>>79179151
The man is worth like 25 million dollars guys. I think he's gonna be ok.

I was devastated to hear they are shutting down the IMDb forum. What will ChamCham do?

>>79179151
We kill his ex-wife so she stops taking all his money