Addiction IS a disease.

>>79178749

If someone you know is suffering from addiction to drugs or alcohol. PLEASE don't hesitate to call us.

addicted to spamming from your iCuck

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>IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS SUFFERED FROM MESOTHELIOMA, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO LEGAL COMPENSATION

>>79178749
CELINO AND BARNES, INJURY ATTORNIES, CALL 8888888! CELINO AND BARNES!


AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>79178749
That's one cucked face.

>>79178749
I only fap 3 times a day, never more.

1-877-KARS FOR KIKES

1-877-KARS FOR KIKES

>>79179250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yCtXHIGI44

>>79178749
addicted to shekels

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>83.88% APR

HE SAID I PICKED THE WRONG INSURANCE PLAN NO I PICKED THE WRONG COMPANY

>>79178749
WHY HAVEN'T YOU FUCKING CALLED

YOU HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT BUT YOU NEED CASH NOW

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>>79179140

I USED TO BE ADDICTED TO CRACK

>>79179307

are you implying man in op is of jewish persuasion

>cellino and barnes got me 50x what insurance offered

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I should know, I was an addict for ten years. Now I'm not!

>>79179760
Now I'm not

>>79179528
>Hey white man, you need money now

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I lost three years of my life to heroin, and five years on Methadone that was supposed to help me get off the stuff

>>79179528
>_4 monthly payments of $750
Literally just save up for a year, goddamn

>>79179777
he still looks like he parties

>>79179777
>>79179946

he sort of looks like a downs version of thom

>>79180085
oh man he does look like thom yorke with a thicker head of hair

Holy fuck i hate this commercial

If i had to be around that guy id probably do even more drugs

>>79179528
Holy shit haha
https://www.fool.com/investing/general/2015/05/19/western-sky-loans-are-no-more-but-we-can-all-learn.aspx
The noble savage.

>>79179250
>>79179165
>>79179723
based NYC bros what's up

How the fuck is it a disease, you can't contract it from someone

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>That Ruby Tuesdays commercial with the rapping mom

>>79179250
We get this shit on the radio on the east coast, greedy fucks, god forbid they say where the proceeds are going

>>79181028
it's going to some yeshiva organization out in new jersey to give tax breaks to all of the hasidic families with 8 kids

>>79180222
I find it odd that they choose to end it with a snaggletoothed crack head saying that he wish he had insurance so he could get the best care, implying that the addiction network isn't the best care available.

>>79179165
http://www.bizjournals.com/buffalo/stories/2005/06/06/daily61.html

Judging by their google review, yelp score and this, I think they are pretty shit lawyers.

>>79178749
My favorite is the "what would you do if a friend told you they suffered from a mental illness" radio spot. They read the copy with super seraial dramatic music behind it. I laugh every time.

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I wish my family had insurance. I could have had the best help available.

I was babysitting a friends pets and house in December and the only fucking channel with anything on was doing nothing but Steven Seagal movies and a Walker Texas Ranger marathon with this FUCKING commercial running every FUCKING break

>>79178749
I'm addicted to your wife's puss.

>>79181257
Any lawyer that advertises is a shit lawyer anon.

>>79180419
But are you HUGE enough for upstate NY?

HEADON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD
HEADON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD
HEADON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD
HEADON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD

>>79181525
BETTER CALL SAUL

>>79180419

JG Wentworth jingle poster here, I fukken wish I lived in NYC or even the Upstate.'

Im in chattanooga TN where I found JG cringing it up in between episodes of my House marathon

I'm attorney Peter Francis Geraci.

WHOPPER
WHOPPER
FRIES
FRIES
SODA
SODA
TEN BUCKS

SOMEONE'S GONNA GET FIRED

>>79181525
Why's that? With what they're possibly dealing with is it a better look if they fly under the radar?

>>79178749
i wish my family had health insurance

>>79181730
Why would that anon know anything like that? He's just being a faggot.

>>79181576
i fucking wish man, brooklyn is alright but i'm from the shitty part that's 40 minutes away from anything interesting. I lived upstate during undergrad but now i'm an unemployed pleb kek.

>>79181730
Any actual good lawyer/law firm gets business from reputation/refferal.

Advertising is for ambulance chasers and trying to find class action participants.

So what the fuck even is the addiction network? Low quality rehab?

>>79181801
I'm sure glad you know about every lawyer ever.

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>IM JIM ADLER THE TEXAS HAMMER AND I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP

>>79181836
A you a lawyer who advertises anon?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uO6Bm3cLRA
>mfw his new commercials end with "4 you"

>>79181871
If I was you would know since you know every lawyer

If you have a phone you have a lawyer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfh92hKLO6c

>>79181934
Anon, it's considered tacky to advertise in the legal world. Huckstery.

Let Eastern motors
Put you in a car today

Let Eastern motors
Finance it all the way

No, I picked the wrong insurance company

I see a lot of bankruptcy law advertisements where I live, and some ambulance chasers

>>79181481
Grit TV?

>>79181959
literally ruined conversations for a solid year

I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT BUT I NEED CASH NOW

CALL JG WENTWORTH

877-CASH-NOW

>>79180419
I'm not even from the states nigga im canadian, we just get fox 29 for some reason.

>>79182031
Yep. It's the same way no good restaurant has coupons.

>>79182046
*opera voice

>>79181990
It obviously works considering they have the money to advertise.

>>79181525
CALL 444 444444 NIGGA

>>79178749
if your gonna pay people to treat it anything is a disease thats why gambling fornication sodomy fucking animals child fucking killing people easting people are all "diseases" beacuse people make 7 figure salarys for "treating them"

>>79180419
I get that shit in Seattle

>>79180312
>According to this chart, someone who borrowed $1,000 would end up paying back more than $4,000. And, someone who took out a $10,000 loan would end up paying back more than $62,000.

Holy shit

>>79182103
ayy komo 4?

CALL EIGHT HUNDRED FIVE EIGHT EIGHT TWO THREE HUNDRED

EMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE

(today!)

>>79182088
They're working on contingency and operating in volume. It's the lowest level of the profession.

I gaze upon the open road writing 6th grade poetry.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2soNIkzS0m4

call NOW!

All addiction is fake. People simply struggle with compulsions caused by their selfish pleasure-seeking.

>>79182096
this

If you want to stop drinking/doing drugs, stop fucking buy it. Have the bank put intensive limits on your bank account if you have to.
I have to go to a bullshit "treatment" program as part of my probation and we literally do nothing but sit around and whine about our problems and maybe occasionally play some stupid game or something.
This world was a mistake.

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She spilled my coffee!

>>79182158
Personally I like earning money, not being a fag.

>>79182096
>>79182211
Of course, but it hasn't stopped corrupt academia from enabling this nonsense.

>>79182140
FUCK

I JUST GOT OVER THIS DAMN JINGLE

AHHHHHHHHHH

>>79181481
Grit?

GLEN LERNER IS THE WAY TO GO CALL 877-1500

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Austin has the best lawyer

>>79182230
Proactive litigation ought to be illegal. Business for scumbags and scabs.

>>79182211
>>79182218
>>79182242
Right, I'm not addicted so therefore no one else is either

>>79182211
>People simply struggle with compulsions
Isn't that more or less the definition of addiction, without getting into semantics

>>79178749
I like how all the addicts on their commercial are on drugs at that very moment. They're clearly very effective at helping people kick the stuff.

American cable TV would make me kill myself desu

>>79182295
Prove the existence of what you call addiction

SO YOU SAY MEN ARE SUPERIOR DRIVERS?

>>79182295
No dickhead, addiction is a degenerate behavior not a physical disease.

>>79181849
Two things you can count on in Texas: Whataburger and Jim Adler commercials

>>79182311
where are you from? all cable ads are shitty, it's the same over here in leafland.

>>79182300
Then it most certainly isn't a disease, or a medical condition, it is a selfish desire that a person wants to enable more than they want to stop.

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>>79178749
I'm addicted to thinking that people that believe "addiction" is a legitimate excuse to negate personal responsibility are fucking wimpy ass morons.

>>79182294
Your face should be illegal for disturbing the peace

>>79182295
stop trying to look for a crutch to lean on.
if you really wanted to fucking stop you would.

>>79179165
I miss 854-2020; it rhymed better.

>>79182314
How about you prove its non-existence? Since you're the one not providing evidence for this assertion.

>>79180419
florida bro here 877 CASH NOW!!!

>>79182307
It's a fucking scam. It's being allowed to happen. There is a reason that every other ad on suburban radio is for heroin addiction. There is a reason HSBC got caught laundering billions in cartel money. And we all know who runs acamedia and their fast and loose interpretation of what constitutes 'science' and 'fact'.

President Trump, BUILD THAT WALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tviPLpD8VG8

>>79182046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUGYBXJ2bMY

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>>79181576
>mfw im HUUUUUUUUUGE enough for upstate

>>79182385
man fucking buffalo public access cable is shit. It's all i can use to watch seinfeld reruns, though. I'm not even American, i don't even know why we have these stations.

>>79182392
You have asserted that addiction exists, thus you are required to provide evidence. I await your evidence. You won't provide any. You know you can't. Your first response was an attempt to deflect a simple request. I make that request again plainly. Prove the existence of what you call addiction.

You won't. Addiction is fake. Addicts are weak people who lie to themselves about the nature of their weakness.

>>79182324
Triggered every time

>Then, how come I got this good driver bonus check?
Because sweetheart, while women are demonstrably worse drivers than men, that doesn't mean the occasional woman can't drive well enough to avoid getting in an accident for a 6 month stretch. The fact that I have to explain that flaw in your logic to your woman brain sort of demonstrates what I'm talking about. Just because men are smarter than women doesn't mean you can't dress yourself and form coherent, if illogical, sentences.

>>79182464
100% correct.

Psychology/psychiatry is unprovable rhetorical pseudoscience as well.

>>79182307
I've never seen a commercial like this. From what I've known they're all former addicts reflecting on their addiction and how the service being advertised supposedly helped them.

CNY masteregion

MOM? DAD?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLB0MaY7luE

>>79182465
You're actually wrong. Women statically get in fewer accidents than men. That's why on average they're cheaper to insure.

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GOT HIT BY A CAR THAT WASN'T NICE
CALL 1 800 VICTIM 2
CALL 1 800 VICTIM 2

1 800 VICTIM 2 YOU CALL!

>>79182464

really fucking stupid or successful troll, Idk which

>>79182584
A quick google search proves you wrong.

>>79182456
>grow up in Syracuse
>Billy Fucillo is a normal part of commercials
>go on vacation to Disney World with family
>turn on TV
>HUGE
>after a minute it hits me
>why are we seeing commercials for a central NY used car dealer in Orlando

Turns out he has a place in Orlando too.

>>79182614
>Idk which
Yes, you don't know very much at all, I imagine.

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>mfw these commercials are 10 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWnUmpQhiOw

>>79182464
>Addicts are weak people who lie to themselves about the nature of their weakness.

Truer words seldom spoken.

>>79182678


ha I bet. Troll it is , friendo.

>>79182652

https://www.esurance.com/info/car/why-women-pay-less-for-car-insurance


Why are dummies always obstinate?

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>>79182687
>tfw G4 has been dead for years

>>79178749
>work 3rd shift
>every single night on lunch when we're all watching tv this commercial comes on
>have all seen it so much we say it along with it in a group now
>the 3rd shift managers are afriad

>>79182734

Do you believe everything you read, friend?

>>79182464
I didn't assert that addiction exists, I reacted to your assertion that it doesn't, therefore the burden of proof rests on you. Post scientific, objective, empirical evidence from completely-credible sources that prove that addiction doesn't exist. You won't provide any. You know you can't. You're just making a claim and playing around until I go away so you won't have to actually back up anything. Just admit it and stop wasting my time with your bullshit. Or if you're sure of yourself, post proof. If you're the one who's telling the truth then surely you have dynamite evidence.

>>79182734
A source from a website that has a female mascot, thanks.

>>79182771

holy shit anon why would an insurance company lie about something like that

are the anti addiction anti psych shills scientologists?
also they are usually pro Trump what gives

certain substances when taken can be physically addictive like heroin or alcohol
which then effects the mind to try not go into withdrawal
why is that such an evil thing?

or do you need DIANETICS AND THETANS instead?

>>79182805
To insure more women

>>79182464
>>79182773
Besides if I did post any evidence you'd immediately dismiss it for whatever reason, be it attacking the source or making up conspiracies. You're here for no other reason but to troll and bait. I don't have to take you seriously and I won't.

>>79182773
So basically you enjoy diverting focus of any point so that you feel smart? Understood.

>>79182786
My sister is an auto- insurance actuary. You're a loudmouth dipshit.

I SAVED MORE THAN THAT IN HALF THE TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEQEC1mKNmY

>the burden of proof is on you
>no the burden of proof is on you

C'mon guys

>>79182818
Psychology/psychiatry do not stand up to the scientific method. They're at best an opinion ie not science ie not the secular truth.

>>79182888
>sister

Yeah there must not be a bias there either.

>>79182839

what? women drivers are going to need insurance regardless, why not go ahead and charge them the same rate as men?

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this commercial is fucking retarded, there's a part that goes like

>we all know what happens when you don't deal with addiction.....
>someone dies...
>or even worse...
>they hurt others

how the hell is hurting others worse than death?

>>79182941

fuck I need to see that ad it sounds kekkelsome as hell

>>79182773
>>79182865
Proved my post utterly correct. >>79182464

>>79182926
She's an actuary retard. It's statistically based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEb3UG-EuII

FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE, JUST GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME

>>79182941
It's called basic empathy you sociopathic autismo.

>>79182941
i was thinking about that the other day

>>79182915
so you're telling me you're retarded

>>79183067

unless the hurting others they're referring to is a tire iron to the skull, a death is always worse than a simple offense to others anon.

Best commercials.
Ally Bank
PNC bank jingles.
Madden17/Old Spice
Geico
Silk Milk

>>79182941
Because if you die, you've hurt yourself. You acted and you received the consequence.

When you hurt others, who did nothing to deserve the consequence, it is worse. Go die like a good boy.

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LIONEL COIN BANK
LIONEL COIN BANK

SAVE YOUR MONEY
SAVE YOUR MONEY

https://youtu.be/_oFg8LlXyp8

>>79183165
So who hurt you?

>>79183243
Nobody. I am just so under-developed emotionally that I would rather die than hurt somebody else and feel guilty about it forever.

>>79179165
Have you guys tried zyppah get?

>>79181715
CAN I GET A MCPICK TWOOOO

Fuck modern fast food jingles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac

>>79183120
Not when it's a death of an addict you stupid faggot. They're expendable because they're weak minded and a threat to others.

>>79183093
Prove how they stand up to the scientific method (you can't) because they don't.

You kids haven't figured out academia isn't exactly on the level yet?

But cool argument.

>>79183277
>under-developed emotionally
that's not under-developed emotionally anon. Some would even call it noble.

>>79178749
>Get the help yah need

Does it piss anyone else off how his glasses droop? Put them fucking up or get a new pair dude. He doesn't even pretend to be a real doctor/nurse/whatever.

>>79180961
fuck

HI BILLY MAYS HERE

>>79183335
Sounds like a doormat to me.

>>79183298

No u. People can always clean up.

Addicts tend to be smarter than the general population and thus still have potential

>>79183353
HI, /TV/, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OXI-CLEAN. I'VE HEARD A LOT OF SHIT ABOUT THIS PALMOLIVE BULLSHIT, AND I'M HERE TO CLEAR ALL THAT UP. YOU FUCKING NIGGERS KNOW THAT OXI-CLEAN WILL TAKE THE HAIR RIGHT OFF YOUR DOG'S BALLS AND ASS, LEAVING THE SKIN FRESH AND KISSABLE. OXI-CLEAN MAKES UGLY BITCHES DO-ABLE, AND I PERSONALLY PUT TWO SCOOPS IN MY COFFEE EVERY MORNING. IN CONCLUSION, FUCK YOU. FUCK THAT OLD BITCH. FUCK PALMOLIVE.

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>>79183380
I'm gonna stop replying to you now

>>79183308
They do... sort of.

There's a reason they are called the soft sciences. They utilize the method but because every result has to be interpreted through a person, there is always undeniable bias.

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>>79183353
>mfw young people have no idea who BILLY MAYS was

BRAD BENSON HYANDAI

How is no one posting the crooked neck one? Shit was scary

>>79183335
The reason I would feel bad is because I wouldn't want to be viewed as the type of person who does that. It isn't noble. It is selfish. If I could murder someone by pressing a button to get a big pile of money, and nobody would ever know and I wouldn't know them, I wouldn't even hesitate. I am not a good person.

>>79183364
Yeah, can be. But is a doormat still a doormat if it is placed where there is nobody to stand on it? Or is it just a worthless piece of fucking rubber and that stuff that is kind of like straw but not really but it comes off on your shoes when they're wet. What the fuck is the point of having a door mat I can't step on if my shoes are wet? Fucking god damn.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8EvnM2XUTI
tfw no tiger poster

>>79182818
Physical addiction is another myth, too.
The existence of withdrawal (tentative and unproven) would not indicate a physical "addiction" any more than a hangover should compel one to continue drinking.

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GIRUGAMESH

>>79183353
>ywn watch pitchmen again
>ywn get suckered into buying that dualsaw
>HI ANTHONY SULLIVAN HERE FOR STEALING EVERYTHING BILLY MAYS HAS EVER DONE

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Uh, you don't get to keep your compensation.

>2017
>making commercials about the waterboy
ishygddt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCycWv5Ealw

588-2300.....

>>79183517
How many of you would fuck him. I'm not gay but he is very fuckable.

>>79178749
Save 15% or more by switching to Geico

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Friends do stuff together

>>79182941
If you hurt your enemies they win

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*tropical drums*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er2DdtrqxkM

>>79183416
'soft science' is an oxymoron.

It's at best an opinion based on trial and error.

Really though, it selling the weak and miserable hope and excuses, and a way to distance themselves from personal accountability. It (and it's accomplice pharmaceuticals (psychotropics) are corrupt as fuck industries.

>>79183229
That's actually pretty cool, but I'm biased because my uncle has a gigantic lionel layout.

https://youtu.be/x4rIy2TV8Ao

I GOT A HUNNED FIFTY ROUNDS AND IMMA MAKE IT RAIN

DIAL 1-800-411-PAIN

>>79183578

There are many ways you can cause harm to your enemies, some of them would even appear pleasant

>>79183590
>soft science is an oxymoron

No that would be "Christian Science" *tips fedora*

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>>79183353
>Billy Mays died 8 fucking years ago
>there are people posting here who weren't on this site the day he died and we paid tribute to him

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>>79183588
How did this guy manage to make money off this shit

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No

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDtIZZiySgA

>>79183532
Only if he signed a prenup first

>>79183647

witnessed /b/ on that week

>>79183657
It was before internet pornography became a viable means of whacking off, he's bankrupt now though because of shitloads of lawsuits.

>>79183656
If that commercial doesn't end with "That's two one oh fourfourforu 4444... For Justice.", then this guy is obviously incompetent and should be disbarred.

>>79183669
Do you remember that livestream of that hot air balloon kid that turned out to be a hoax from that week?
Shit was hilarious and CNN was covering that stupid fucking thing for 7 hours straight.

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https://youtu.be/g1xZG7e_L18

>FO WUN WUN PAIN EEIS NOT A LAW FIRM, IT EEIS A LEGAL REFERRAL SERVICE

>>79183742
Oops not that week but later that year, I keep getting my 4chan years mixed up.

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>>79183532

husbando hijacking? Husbando thread.

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>tfw your brother briefly worked for Miss Cleo before she went to prison

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>>79183742
Sponsored by Jiffi Pop

>>79183742

yes lmao

877 CASH NOW

>>79183695
Yeah but there still were VHS porn in the back of the rental store, hell Playboy was still a thing back then. Why would somebody order a film of drunk college girls showing their tits?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwiAbiGP0xA

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>>79179861
You doing better, anon?

https://youtu.be/hsOpgf0sxLc

>IT'S MAH BIRFFDAY

lmao this motherfucker has been advertising his birthday party on TV since I was a little kid

>>79183831
>Why would somebody order a film of drunk college girls showing their tits?
it was wildly successful

>>79183742
iirc, the kid actually revealed it was a hoax accidentally on CNN live. The kid audibly mumbled something like "we did it for the TV show" or something

>>79182340
We get a lot of Burger channels up here though.

>>79183831
The best I could really tell you is that it was a different time, it was also a bit more discreet to get tapes sent to you rather than buying playboy at the store or renting tapes.

>>79183848
lmao me and a few friends bought this shit and it was the biggest waste of money ever. basically just slightly thicker vaseline and foam balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRRVSo19wqk

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>>79183894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI6UONWCq7A

absolutely pure kino

>>79183695
Shit even in the early 2000s internet porn was a thing. not as accessible as it is now but it was still very prevalent.

https://youtu.be/TvisKVpWP3U

MY NECK

MY BACK

MY CAR JUST GOT SMACKED

>>79182818
Fuck off cuck

Your stupid "science" isn't needed to explain why people are weak/fucked up.
They are simply genetic anomalies that we would have thrown off of a cliff.
We need to stop coddling useless/weak people.

>>79179528
That Indian chick was hot, but now I think she was a lizard person.

>>79183942
holy shit i forgot this happened. i remember being in the hospital at the time and this was the only interesting thing on tv

>>79182350
BuhbuhbuhrrrrrrraAAAAAAAP

>>79183947
Like I said, it wasn't used as much due to the ridiculous download times and shitloads of popups.

>>79183588

this reminds me of when my dick still had feeling, it's since been worn down from my porn habit for years

>>79183991
Did you write that in the hopes that we would ask you about your hospital stay?

>>79184027
Don't get cunty anon

>>79184052
don't tell us about your hospital stay, even if someone asks

https://youtu.be/nKZh31Gmj2o

>Plllleeeaaase, no policia!

I love Miami commercials

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>>79184074
I'm not that anon though

>>79183991

why didn't you stay in the hospital anon?

you have to go back

>>79184118
don't ask him then

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>>79184027
no, i just remembered that day when i got reminded of that news story.

get a job and you won't see commercials at 3am that apply to you

>>79184183
i already applied for two jobs over a week ago and have heard nothing

should i apply for JC penney's too?

>We need to make a commercial for a lawyer referral service!
>Ayy i got u bruh, my homeboy lil taint will lay down a track and we'll play it over some car crash footage we got off youtube

https://youtu.be/KIf9EaApmm8

>>79184202

if you're gay

>>79184240
I'm not

>>79181481
That poor fucking yokel

>>79183656
Any other San Antonio anons here?

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theres no fucking way that white dude was addicted to crack.

>>79183520
Oink
Oink
Zoo pals

>>79184338
Reminder that he directed and starred in this kino:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Underground_Comedy_Movie

>>79181481
>>79182032
>>79182255
Am I the only person who unironically likes Grit?

How would you like to win $5,000 every week for life /tv/?

>>79184491
fuck you

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>ywn get picked up and fucked simultaneously by them
jdimsa

>>79184183
if you had a job you would know about break rooms cunt. you think im really gonna pay for Bounce! and Grit TV???

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https://youtu.be/7m9lM-Usf4M

https://youtu.be/0TNfTxUSdpQ

>It's a Morgan & Morgan pro-medical marijuana episode

I love these.

>WITH YOUR HELP AND GODS WILL, ONE DAY THIS PLANT PUT INTO NATURE BAH GAWD, FOR US, WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR REALLY SICK PEOPLE

I won this 55 inch TV for less than 30 dollars on dealdash.com

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Classic

>>79184565
Both of those channels are fucking worth paying for you stooge. Bounce has good shit.

>>79184479
yes

>>79184338
>>79184404
And had a hooker bite his tongue

>>79184548

not to be a racist but the white girl is the only one I'd let near my benis

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>>79178749
And I'm the cure.

>>79178749
>Watching Family Guy reruns at midnight
>commercial break comes up:
>>Payday loans
>>Personal injury law firms
>>Class action lawsuit ads
>>For profit colleges
>>Navy recruitment ads

What did they mean by this, guys?

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>LISTEN UP YOU FAT DUMB HICKS, THIS RAMDOM BRITISH MOTHERFUCKER OFF THE STREET SAYS TOYOTA IS GREAT! BRITISH PEOPLE ARE SMARTER THAN YOU AND YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM

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>How did I get this disease?
>What are my treatment options?

>>79185047
Crikey! Forgot link.

https://youtu.be/5Q-XCfeJyRE

>>79184002
almost spit my cereal

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fug

HIS NAME IS TERRY CULLEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FjADOho71Y

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look, im gonna tell you how it is, i give the best deals on mattresses. dont buy from the other guys, they will straight up jew your pocket.

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YOUR SITTIN THERE ON THE COUCH YOUR LIFE PASSIN YOU BY

JUST PICK UP PHONE AND CALL EVEST

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>>79185288
>tfw you didn't call
>tfw you're almost 30 and still on the couch
>tfw you have nothing to show for all these wasted years
>tfw you let late-night tv college negro down

>>79181996
at eastern moters, your jobs your credit

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>*trap music starts playing*

Being a dirty smoker, I cant change the channel fast enough

>>79185513
>tfw don't smoke
>boss is a heavy smoker
>thought she was in her 70s
>turns out she's in her 50s

Thanks to her i will never ever smoke

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anyone else constantly see these weird knee brace commercials
there's a white and black version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxdXNX_NIOk
then based Svengoolie made a parody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YahOtMY_7tg

>>79185553
women smokers supposedly age worse than male smokers because it suppresses estrogen production. Lack of estrogen will still fuck with a males looks but not near as bad as it effects women

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>>79182745
>G4 has been dead for years

>>79183848
>you guys want to come over after school and floam?

>>79180419
I hear these commercials in LA

I'm allowed to post on 4chan and these commercials are nostalgic for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cot9B_tPdUE

Do you feel old yet?

>>79178749
Mental diseases aren't real diseases in the medical sense except for those with a strict neurological origin.

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no it is weakness , duh fucking retard.

>>79178749
All they do is sell you phone numbers for addiction help lines you could find on google in 10 seconds.

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DR PAVEL
IM ADT

>>79185676
I was gonna respond cause I love Svengoolie but legit those ads are fucking weird, I see them all the time.

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>YES I AM THE CASH MAN
>I GIVE YOU MONEY FOR YOUR GOOOOOLD
>OOOOHHH YEAH

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>>79178749
IM MIKE LINDELL, INVENTOR AND CEO OF MY PILLOW

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>>79185886
Uhh you dont get to bring friends

>>79185934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSQVVHyvOZU

>>79185874
Well, addicts don't have computers/internet. They pawned that shit years ago for a fix.

You can get TVs for free though.

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>>79185942
They are not my friends

>>79185361
I know that feel

>>79183588
I remember when I stumbled upon a guys gone wild advertise on what I think was Comedy Central late at night.

Pretty sure this was way before I watched porn for the first time too.

I was so excited and blown away, even though it was all censored.

I only saw it like twice, then they stopped airing it.

>>79185934
i throw cash all over the ring!

>>79185361
Fuck him. He was always mad at me anyway.

>>79183051
My dad was always so good with his finances and pennypinched like fuck, it bewildered me when he told me his choice for insurance was this little cartoon guy

>>79178749
im waiting for my fent dealer right now kek

>>79182818
tfw trump is enabling literal fascists who think like this
>>79182915
>>79183487
>>79183984

LITERALLY the same as nazis who made distinctions between science and "jewish" science

>>79182941
drunk drivers crashing and killing sober drivers
alcohol is addictive too famalam

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>>79182671
I heard he had a whole different persona for his Florida dealerships, Ray Hernandez or some bullshit

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>>79183229
>obviously meant for kids
>mentions nostalgia
huh

>>79186275
>LITERALLY the same as nazis who made distinctions between science and "jewish" science
your so absolutely full of shit.

Science is SECULAR.

But nice use of 'muh Nazi' meme nonsense.

Psychology often does not meet the five basic requirements for a field to be considered scientifically rigorous: clearly defined terminology, quantifiability, highly controlled experimental conditions, reproducibility and, finally, predictability and testability. The failure to meet the first two requirements of scientific rigor (clear terminology and quantifiability) makes it almost impossible for happiness research to meet the other three. How can an experiment be consistently reproducible or provide any useful predictions if the basic terms are vague and unquantifiable?

And when exactly has there ever been a reliable prediction made about human behavior? Making useful predictions is a vital part of the scientific process, but psychology has a dismal record in this regard.

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>>79183588
When I was a kid I always thought this was actually porn
I literally just realized that it's just a montage of chicks showing their tits with maybe a couple more private softcore bits
Actually don't know how to feel now

>>79183588
Why are women like this?

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>>79182671
>tfw just saw this video and found out my local Toyota dealership pitchman doesn't even work there and whores himself out to other dealerships throughout the region

https://youtu.be/oCueu4q79CQ

Looking behind the curtain is awful

>>79186803
The man can really sell.

https://youtu.be/Uni8-1SmuMk

>>79182671
why do i always get spergy when i bump into people from the same area as me on the chons

>>79182671
dude same fucking thing here, except it was closer to Tampa bay and im from Buffalo.

>>79179876
LMAO not 4, it says either 64 or 84.
I can't tell because the image is low quality.

>>79187485
Yeah it's basically 40,000 dollars or so. Good rate.

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LONELY

AT FARMERS ONLY DOT COM

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I really don't like these two.

My parents think they're hilarious.

>>79182125
THIS IS A KING 5 HOUSEHOLD

AFOOT AND LIGHT-HEARTED I TAKE TO THE OPEN ROAD

>>79185288
>>79185361
>>79186029
>>79186073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc

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>>79178749
>just stream everything, havn't watched regular tv/cable in several years
>set up small 1985 tv with nobs and no remote(that I bought for 5 bucks at a thrift store) in my bedroom just for local broadcast tv/white noise if I'm having trouble sleeping/fun cuz my life is that boring
>flip through channels but its all crap
>try again later that night and find one playing MST3K and have fun laying on my bed watching it and remembering being a kid watching it for first time
>flip through channels again next night and find Roseanne
>totally forgot how much I loved that show, camp out on bed with some chips

>this motherfucker keeps coming on every fucking commercial break
>all the other commercials are for lawyers suing everyone for everything
>fucking faggot ass motherfuckers singing about J G Wentworth are so fucking godawful I have to plug my ears and hum until they finally go away

I just want to watch fucking Roseanne and pretend I'm a kid again for fucks sake, but when I was a kid commercials were actually mildly entertaining. When did they all become literal fucking AIDS ass cancer?

>>79185942
Shadow Clone Jutsu

>>79186233
fentanyl will kill you nigger

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*smirks jewishly at camera*
>no, I picked the wrong insurance COMPANY

>>79178749

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMOvfSyKRH8

>6596