Black Mirror

Best episode imo

>>79176635
This and White Bear

>>79176176

tell me what happen

>>79176176
are you retarded?

>>79176662
white bear fuckin sucks tho

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>>79177970
>>79178246

>>79176176
>it's not true! those are just "cunny posters" spamming /tv/, I swear

Goatfucker

>>79176176
the point of the show would have been clearer if the kid didn't look 13

i swear black shit mirror always fucks everything up in some way

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>>79178342
He's cute tho

>>79176176
>>KIDS KENNY, THEY SAID YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING AT PICTURES OF KIDS
>I converted to Islam.
>Oh, that's alright then.

>>79178246
You're retarded anon.

>>79178370
kill yourself you fucking faggot

>>79178476
rude

Really had to struggle through season one of this show

>>79176176
Why didn't he just pull the gun on the cops at the end? Not like they have any lmao. He could have just claimed to have been a refugee and stayed in one of the camps and been paid to look at kids lol that country is so worthless haha funniest episode. Hope Mohammed railed him for life afterwards. Also hope the cheater never saw his kids again. Only person who deserved any sympathy was the "racist" politician probably trying to fix that ruined country

>>79178600
go back to your containment board

>>79176176

I thought at first that he was framed by trollface by using the other pedos shit against him.

>>79178342
Yeah on top of the fact he went to his room after seeing that music video, thought for sure he was looking at some latina ass on that laptop.

>>79178342
>>79178703
he was framed by trollface, he fapped to the model, but then the fuckers made it look like he was wanking to kids, just to fuck up his life

>>79178588
Try not being such a filthy fucking faggot.

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>>79178785
I forgive you Anon, don't be so hateful

>>79178839
If you're going to be a such a queer take it to /lgbt/

>>79178768
Yeah I thought that too but it was explained to me how they were both jacking it to toddlers and the justice anonymous trollface guy made the two pedos fight eachother.

It was basically an anonymous fan episode. Trollface was taking matters into his own hands and exposing people that didn't fit into his moral code.

Notice how everyone was doing something that could be considered morally wrong. The whole twist was that he was a pedo too and not just some dude jacking off to regular porn.

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ITT

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>>79178872

>>79176176

He was a pedophile. It's made very clear by the end

>>79178946
just sick of seeing faggotry in every thread.

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>>79178996

>>79178996
but it's fun

>>79179037
You care enough to reply you dirty queer.

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>>79179076

>>79178990

he wasn't physically molesting kids though just looking at cp

Someone tell me the whole plot of this episode in greentext please.

>>79179128

Pedophile just means you like kids. It is a crime looking and owning/saving child porn on your pc or actual physical material. Age depends on where you are though, in USA anyone under 18.

Molestation and rape is in a different category.

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>>79179176
Why don't you just fuck off faggot?

>>79179315
I see this episode posted all over, I just want to know what happens. I don't pay for Netflix.

>>79179388
If you want to know what happens download it or read a synopsis. Lazy faggot

>>79179176
>sister installs gay shit you his notebook
>comes with a virus
>boy downloads thing that removes malware
>camera cuts away
>anonymous sends a video of him jerking of to his email
>they tell him to do what they want or they release the video
>he does everything they tell him to
>in the end they make him fight with a pedo and it's revealed that he was fapping to cunny threads on a fulthy anime image board

This episode was so fucking good, so chilling and intense, honestly amazing

The rest of the show is utter trash.
That's the fun with anthology shows!

>>79179439
the 3rd season was a step down from the previous 2

>>79178768
Na he wasn't framed, he's likes kids but as someone else pointed out, he's looks like 18 so I think it's safe to assume the kids he were looking at were like 3-5 rather than say, 12-13, a normal age for a still-growing teenager to be attracted to

>>79179481
Didn't really like any of the rest of it mate, although there's a couple I missed in Season 2

>>79179128
looking at cp is both 1) continuing the molestation of the child and 2) increasing the demand for more material.
just looking at cp is being a molester.

>>79179388

Starts out with the "kid" in his house or something, he is watching a music video with half naked chick in it. Goes to jack off in his room on his laptop and it gives you the perspective like if you were in a skype video call.

He gets viruses and goes to viruscleaners.com or something. He uninstalls the virus, gets an IM from anonymous and tells him to do something or they are going to snitch on him with the jack off video.

Anonymous guy gives tasks to people. Kid gets task, finds out Trollface caught other people, first guy he meets sent dick picks to a whore, he is married.

The two guys have to rob a bank together, the kid is forced to rob the bank and he pisses himself. They are then told of a dead drop location for the money, kid goes off alone to the location.

Location is set up and there is a dude there, they set up a drone with a camera and he tells the kid he looked at kiddie porn. Asks the kid "you too?" kid like starts crying, guy says "how young?" and tells him we have to fight to the death and shit.

They fight to the death and the kid wins, he walks home all bloodied. Gets a phone call with OPs message.

>>79179561
>there's a couple I missed in Season 2
so you missed 2/3s of the season

>>79179597
That sounds a little retarded.

>>79179586
>changing the definition of molestation
That's not how it works.

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>>79179586
here we go again

>>79179609
Yes. But I honestly saw enough from Season 1 2 and 3 to get turned off the show after only enjoying that one episode, maybe if I hear of an episode I need to watch I'll check that one out

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Would you?

>>79179655
Of course it's going to sound retarded reading a short synopsis, it's a piece of television meant to be watched, you mouthbreathing retard

>>79178768
nah

no way he would have freaked out on his sister like that if it was just regular porn

or lock his bedroom

>>79179679
you're a fucking faggot anon

>libcuck meganormie tells me san junipero was the best episode
>it was shit

>>79179728
It did a good job alluding to the fact that he was just a victim of circumstance until the ending.

The whole reason the episode was good was because of that fact.

Thing is, it flew over the head of some people because of the setup, as you would think he was framed, myself included.

If you are under 18, are you still considered a pedo?

>>79179735
What the fuck is wrong with you you spastic cunt?

>>79179703
Fuck a pig to save some royal, and thus giving in to a terrorist's demands? No, of course not.

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>>79179703
Yes, for the princess, of course.

>>79179738
The last shots with Heaven is a Place on Earth playing was pretty cool.

>>79176176
Anons, top 3 episodes, Go

>>79179818

The trajectory of what I thought throughout the episode was:

Okay, he doesn't want that shit to get out, he's a super awkward guy, I get it
Okay he's really freaking out now. Was it gay shit?
Okay... now he's robbing a bank for this shit? Just come out dude. Or is it something worse than gay porn...?

Bam

>>79179830
I have no idea how this works legally, but if you're 17 looking at 5 year olds you're probably a pedophile.

>>79179679
>maybe if I hear of an episode I need to watch I'll check that one out
huuhh maybe i'll watch if someone tells me the correct opinion to have

>>79179830
Yeah if you find toddlers sexually attractive you are a pedo.

I remember in 2001 when I was 10, i had a 13 year old friend who had saved pics of cp on his computer. Even at that age I knew that shit was fucked up and thought he was a fucking weirdo.

>>79179989
Did he fuck you up the ass?

>>79179818
>>79179945
It's more of theme of White Bear

You first are lead to believe he is being cruelly punished

Then you find out he's a pedophile so you have to question whether or not we treat convicted pedophiles cruelly

>>79179952
Alright you autist, sorry some of us actually have friends, some with opinions we respect

Because nobody listens to mass opinion or reviews or anything, no. Surely they have no value, and I have all the time in the world to watch your piece of shit British show

>>79179932
1. Shut up and Dance
2. White Bear
3. Hated in the Nation

>>79180021
No, but the strange thing was that he had a younger sister that was around the same age of the girls in the pics. Like I said, he was a fucking weirdo. Haven't seen him in like 15 years so I don't know if he changed or not.

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>this episode
>this thread

>>79179989
>>79180078
Even at 10, i had been exposed to all kinds of pornography, etc. Never understood pedophiles. It's probably something you are born with, like homosexuality.

>>79180043
You should give forming your own opinions a try anon. You've obviously got plenty of time since you're wasting it here right now.

>>79178892
It was obvious from the beginning. Honestly I was hoping he was framed it would have made for a more tragic story.

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>>79179546
>12-13, a normal age for a still growing teenager to be attracted to
Uh huh, something you want to tell us anon?

>>79180180
I was led astray by him going to the room after seeing hot chick on screen.

Also by the female coworker, it had a good setup of what he would lose if it was out, not to mention empathizing with the paranoia of someone seeing you jack off/watching porn at that age.

>>79180169
I had a friend that was arrested for having sex with a 13 year old, even after he would still post pregnant loli shit on Facebook. Started to weird me out after awhile

>>79180350
>>79180169
you guys are weird desu

>>79180177
I have formed my own opinion, and that's that I don't feel like pursuing Black Mirror any further. That's it really. If say someone really sells the plot of an episode to me, I'll use my own opinion again to decide if I want to give it another shot. Is that a better way of putting it?

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I think I would've killed myself if I were in that situation

I have the opposite problem, I am in my 20s and I'm only attracted to women between the ages of 30-60. I think it has to do with growing up without a mother.

>>79180428
I mean, he tried, but the gun didn't have any bullets.

Why do British people have such an obsessive hate over pedophiles? Don't get me wrong, they're scum, but hearing things like a few people murdering a pediatric doctor because it sounded like pedophile is a bit retarded. Is it because of Jimmy Savile

>>79180512
that was fucked up

>>79180547
Because they're self hating pedos, britain is the land of pedophilia

>>79180547
Pedophiles aren't scum, child molesters and people who partake in child pornography are.

People murder each other over it because they don't know the difference, just like you.

What percentage of men do you think are pedophiles?

>5% ?

>>79180713
It's hard to say because I'm sure at least 90% of them wouldn't be willing to admit it. It's so demonized that you can lose your job, your house, or your life, even if you never commit any crimes.

>>79180684
All child molesters are pedophiles. Do you feel like you've won anything over semantics?

>>79176635
Only good episode*

Of Season 3 at least, can't believe /tv/ memed me into watching all of it

>>79180819
Da fuq?
All child molestors are pedos, but all pedos aren't child molestors... Like a square and a rectangle, to make it simple for you.

>>79180861
but *not all pedos are child molestors, would be a better way to type that actually

>>79180819
Not all pedophiles are child molesters.

That's like assuming somebody into sadism goes around kidnapping people and torturing them. The only difference is that a pedophile can't legally partake in their fetish.

>>79180874
I always knew I was mentally ill.

>>79180861
I stand corrected then. To clarify I know the difference, and that some don't want to hurt anyone. I'll use a better choice of words next time

>>79181024
Ah yeah, I understand the discrepancy might not pop out

>>79180874
Guess I'm insane

>>79179439
The episode after that one killed the whole series for me

>>79178390
Kek

The Christmas Special with Jon Hamm was really good.

>>79181846
aw fuck

>>79181846
We had a good run

>>79181867
>>79181876
never saw that oon /tv/
police are on their way

>>79181846
disgusting

>>79181867
>>79181876
>>79181905
You've just increased demand for cp

>>79181924
what are you talking about you idiot

>>79181965
see>>79179586

>>79181924
Call the cops, I already came

>>79181924
What would your face be like if I told you mods of /tv/ are secretly saving these pics?

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>>79181998
>Called it.

>>79176176
TROLLED XD

So, regarding the fellow who posted the image that has been deleted, what happens to him? He gets arrested, right?

>>79182114
Exactly. I was making fun of the guy who wrote that.

>>79182110
you're first time on the internet, friend?

>>79179724
I watched it and indeed it was retarded.

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>>79179703
>oh no, my political career is over if I don't fuck this pig!

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>>79181998

>>79182282
This would be a very sexy little girl were it not the ugly mug

>Who told you that mom? The guy that hacked my computer and ruined the lives of like 6 people today? My computer camera doesn't show the screen, have you ever heard of photoshop? I only did this shit because he said he was going to hurt you and sister if I didn't play along, and then this deranged pedophile came at me with a knife.

EZ PZ no jail time for me :)

>>79182363
>hurt you and sister
The cops would look into it and you would come out as a liar.

>>79181965
He means actively searching for it, saving it, posting it. Not accidentally happening on it

fuck just delete this thread already mods

>>79182424
>people can't talk about this series because of one autistic spammer

fuck off, you're almost as bad as he is.

>>79182408

With what evidence? The laptop some anonymous lunatic who arranges death matches to watch via drone hacked? The testimony of a dead pedophile/kid murderer who lunged at me (underage teen boy) with a knife?

I'm the victim here buddy. ;)

>>79182489
>post thread about a very specific topic
>implying OP wasnt baiting cp posters into posting so he could save it

>>79182527
>saving cp through 4chan
How dumb do you have to be to do that?

>>79182490
The cops will check all you sms and email.

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>>79182556

>>79182561
>you
your*

>>79182556
>implying anyone on /tv is smart

>>79182556
Anon could be using his shadowplay to save.

>>79182561

You mean my email account and cell phone that the hacker had unfettered access to for god knows how long? He made his move on me today but who knows how long he'd infiltrated my system. I'm just a normie teen I don't check all my read emails. I keep my phone in my backpack, for all I know someone messed with it while I was at work. I don't know anything about child porno, that's SICK officer! I just want to go home and recover from this traumatizing experience!

Face it, cops and mom got nothing if I don't straight up confess.

>>79182527
>implying OP isn't a mod
>implying cp spammer isn't the feds
It's circular

>>79182769
and I'm CIA

>>79182724
You're contradicting yourself,family. You said the hacker made you do these things or he would hurt your family, but if the messages on your phone are just the hacker messing with it, when and how the hacker told you he would hurt your family?

>>79182851

He told me today he was going to hurt them. I don't know when he got access to my laptop. Maybe he's been on it for months and just saw my sister get on there earlier.

>>79177901
kid faps to cp, hackers film him with his cam then blackmail him to do shit

>>79182801
I wouldn't be surprised if CIA has their own cache of cp somewhere

>>79178390
lel

>>79182889
How did he send you the instructions of what you should do?
Could you give us a description of what he looks like?

>>79182949

Why cop are you a retard? He sent them to me on the phone. He also sent a trollface jpeg. Please I have to pee really bad and I think maybe I should go to the hospital, that pedophile kind of fucked me up.

>>79179439
every ep i've seen in that season has been great

>>79179546
>he's looks like 18 so I think it's safe to assume the kids he were looking at were like 3-5
why would you assume that. if you're fapping to 8-10 year olds people don't just excuse it because you're a teen

>>79182904
For a while they were operating the vast majority of CP sites on the darkweb.

They tracked down the servers, took them over and kept them running for a while so they could supply people with insecure cookies that would call home outside of the tor connection.

But yeah, for a good while they were a chief supplier of CP on the dark web

>>79183003
But you just said the messages on your phone are just the hacker fucking with it.
Bow he was actually talking to you?

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if you can't relate on some level to EVERY single episode of Black Mirror you have NOT been socialized appropriately and need more exposure to people in the real world you fucking autists

>>79183078
>Bow
Now

>>79183106
Teach me about socialization, fecal pepe.

>>79179818
I knew immediately that he was looking at cp. I knew the character was a pedophile before he even went for a fap. There's subtle little clues.

>>79179924
I loved that ep. Really beautiful, but the sci fi twist took a long time to pay off.

>>79183106
Yeah we can all relate to leaving our lives behind, wandering another a distant land, signing up for a VR experience that goes wrong and kills us.

Which of us haven't lived out that journey in some form or another?

>>79183106
what social norm does the black dude army zombie episode or the robot bee episode represent

>>79183077
I know FBI did something similar with what you said. Is it safe to assume almost all three letter govt agencies probably has a cp cache for blackmail?

>>79183217
Our desire to make robot bees.

Oh hubris! Why did you take us so near the sun?!

>>79183217
>the robot bee
WORDS THAT KILL
Words have meaning and they hurt people i guess.

>>79183217
>army episode

you are fooled into thinking other people in countries are threats to justify the killing of innocent people.

>>79180547
it's no better in the US.
>>79180713
are all men pedophiles?

>>79182110
for posting a fully dressed picture of an 8 yo? oh, yeah, he'll get life

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>>79183409
>fully dressed

>>79183217
>black dude army zombie episode
That one was by far the most retarded episode with the most obvious plot twist, not sure how you can't see the message of that one since it basically spelled it out for you. The social norm is that people tend to demonize those that they disagree with, be it through propaganda, gossip, media manipulation, etc. The point is that just because someone is your enemy does not mean they are evil.

>robot bee episode
This one shows the consequences of internet anonymity and why we take it for granted. Thousands sentenced people to death by killer bee, something they never would have thought to do in person, but since they were on the internet the dilemma became less real to them, their hatred of these individuals became demonization (see above) and they felt that they deserved death for basically nothing. It's like people giving death threats on Twitter, except in a more severe and literal form. And when the bees came back to bite everyone who participated in the ass, ultimately each one of them was partially responsible for murder and, by their own reasoning, deserved to die.

>>79178768
Dream on, pedo. Everybody else they fucked with were guilty, so was he. That's why he and the other pedo had to fight to the death, because they were the worst two.

>>79179546
It's not normal for an 18 year old to be attracted to a 12 year, you weirdo.

>>79178246
>the twist is good so the whole episode is good!

The episode is boring as fuck. It's lame and uncompelling.

>>79176176
Just watched this. Were we supposed to take it seriously? I was laughing my ass off at the end. They should have played the Curb theme instead of that melodramatic Radiohead song.

>>79179818
If you watch the episode again there are hints placed subtly.

>Fixating on the children at his job
>Not banging the thirsty coworker
>Nervous about sister using laptop
>Lock on the door
>"You just wanked it while looking at pictures? Even the bloody pope does that!"

That is a line from the guy he robs the bank with. It is a nice jab at the catholic church with the whole pedophilia situation they have.

>>79185329
maybe he just really likes kids
maybe he's waiting for marriage to consummate
who wouldn't be nervous with relatives looking through your shit?
you don't?

>>79185329
>Not banging the thirsty coworker
Are most pedophiles exclusively attracted to children? I always thought they liked adults too.

>>79176176
>>79176635
It was a shitty episode. Most of it was spent doing the classic BBC "oh shit we have next to nothing prepared for this episode lets have half of it be biking/driving footage" and the twist was obvious to anyone with a working brain.

White Christmas is the definitive Black Mirror episode. Shut Up and Dance is the episode that tries way too hard. Naturally, 4chan likes it because:

A) Haha funny Game of Thrones actor!
B) The kid is pathetic like me so I like him!
C) Haha he looks at naked little girls like me, pedos aren't so bad!

So they got video of him masturbating. How would someone know what was he watching? Was screen recorded too or what?

>>79179076
Did some kids at school sexual assault you?

>>79179703
I know what I would dovif I was this guy.
>get threats from old lady
>say I'll do it
>as soon as translation starts turn my face to the camera and start yelling on people who are watching it
>FUCK YOU COCKSUCKERS I'M NOT GONNA DO IT YOU PIECES OF SHIT. IF YOU WANT TO SAVE THE PRINCESS SO MUCH - YOU WELCOME TO FUCK THIS PIG. I'M OUT
>show them a finger

>>79179703
>date] [Auto] No new posts
first episode is worst episode.

>>79178768

They tipped their hand at the beginning of the episode in the restaurant when he was a little too eager to talk to the that little girl.

>>79179932
1. Playtest
2. Fifteen Million Merits
3. Nosedive