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>>79174613
harry potter was my childhood. it hurt really bad when i realised that rowling was just trying to get money and spread more communism :/

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The kind of shot you would find from one the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>79174613
>tfw you realise you forgot to cast removus me poopus

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>>79175304
My god, why do I love this meme so much?

>>79174613
>DOOOONT STOP
>BELIEVIN

>>79174613
>THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US

>you filthy little mudblood
>how'd you like to see th gas chamber of secrets?

I thought that line was uncalled for. How did Rowling get away with this>

>>79174613
Kinooooooo ooooooooooooooaaa

>>79174613
What's the issue with this final shot? Is it not a twist on the effect of the Dementors, in that he's happy rather than in agony?

>>79175991
This board is so retarded they don't know anything. You're right.

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AHHHHHH THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES AND FAVORITE ACTRESSES

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>>79174613
>Harry and Hermione didn't get together

>>79175549
I think it's the intros. I like to see how well the autist works the topic into the copypasta.

>>79176028
HAPPAAAAAAAAAAA