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You comfy, /tv/?
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>>79170016

No. I'm uncomfortable in almost every way. It's cold and I have no blankets or sweaters, and these clothes rub my skin the wrong way. My headphones are too tight on my head and hurt my ears, and I can't lean back in this chair properly.
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comfy af with my qt pet doe
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>tfw been sick at home for a week now with headaches and a sore throat just watching one flick after the other
It would be comfy if I could actually swallow my food
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>>79170016
Fuck yeah, sitting at my fapstation watching Star Trek TNG making decorative roses for an upcoming family gathering, it's a hot day and whenever I get too hot I go into the pool. No drinking today tho.
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>>79170137
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>in my bathrobe
>Christmas lights and tree still up
>having pizza
>watching Burn After Reading
>mfw
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>>79170324
>in my bathrobe
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>>79170016
No. I'm an isolated NEET. Some guy I used to be friend's with is trying to get in contact with me. I'm in no mental or physical state to have friends right now. I typed a dramatic email begging him to leave me alone. I bet he showed it to people and they laughed. Eventually he's going to knock on my door then my dad will either get super pissed off at me avoid the guy or he will let him in then the drama will escalate. My room is covered in 4 months of garbage. There's mold under my bed.
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>>79170422
How the fuck does a bathrobe imply I'm some pseudointellectual uber-atheist?
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>>79170016
Not really. I'm currently at the cinema's training camp due to breaking the no singles policy. I have to collect 300 good boy points to leave.
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>>79170324
>Christmas lights and tree still up
>on february

Disgusting.
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>>79170653
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ultimate comfy t b h lads

>it's a qt Lilith episode
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>>79170999
Fucking dumbass.
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>>79171105
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>>79170967
Fuck off, normie.
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>>79170016
No, because I don't really live in a house.
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>>79170137
Cute dog.
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Watching the LOTR DVD extras, about as comfy as you can get.
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>>79170550
John?
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>>79171600
Where do you live, anon?
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>>79171725
I live in a very small storage room of a condominium, no one knows I live here.
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>>79171356
Nobody keeps xmas lights that long you autistic piece of shit.
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>>79171792
Camgirls do.
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>>79170016
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pretty comfy here. watching murder investigations on tv.
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>>79170137
i like horse tooo!
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>>79171792
In your world maybe, you mediocre faggot.
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>>79171787
That can be comfy too, anon.
How did you get in there?
What do you do when you need to get food?
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>>79170016

Not really. The aryan qt3.14 I've been fucking for the last few months is being a bitch.
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>>79170016
Yes. Edging is p. comfy
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>>79171908
I wish I could just find where you live and destroy what's left of your worthless life.
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>>79170137
that's actually pretty cute
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>>79172220
>dat impotent rage
Hug your mother and stop being a retard, your hormones will level out soon.
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>>79172416
>that guy who keeps his xmas lights on february is calling me a retard
Neck yourself you fucking autist. You deserve to die.
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>>79172506
>says the guy who's seething with rage on 4chan of all places
Come on, bro.
What's really bothering you?
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>>79170016
I just came back from a 40 minute walk. Cold water never felt so refreshing. So yeah, I'm pretty comfy.
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what are some tips for buying chairs to sit at a PC

I got a cheap office chair and I'm so uncomfy

but I want to sit up high enough so that my elbows are at mouse/keyboard height
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>>79171943
This is a private condominium near the beach, no one lives here, people only come here in August, my grandfather was a gardener here for almost 30 years, when he died I had to move out of the house, I didn't had a place to go, so I thought that I could use one of these storage room for a while, most of these are empty, no one they've never been used, and I've been living in this one for almost two years, since the storage rooms are in the garage, there are several doors leading outside, and I still have my grandfather's keys, so when I need to buy food I use the door that gives access to the garden, there are many trees and bushes outside the gate so no one sees me getting out of the condominium.
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>>79170016
No I'm really not

It's pretty cold and I'm pissed off
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>>79170422
>Hating on based, comfy bathrobes
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>>79172564
>What's really bothering you?
I won't let a retard call me a faggot.

KILL
YOUR
SELF
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>>79172620
post photos
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>>79170724
>good boy points
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>>79172699
I don't own a camera.
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>>79172686
Hahahaha, you're a blast, you are.
Nigger, I'm even more comfy now since you had an autistic meltdown over a bunch of comfy Christmas lights.
WEW
E
W
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>>79172620
That sounds comfy as fuck, senpai.
What's the problem with it?
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>>79170137
wtf I want a deer now
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>>79172823
>a bunch of comfy Christmas lights.
That's where you wrong faggot. There's nothing comfy about xmas lights on february, it's just sad. Sadness isn't comfy at all and you're fucking gay.
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>>79172897
christmas lights are comfy all the time
back to r e d d i t
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>>79172872
It's less then two square meters, there are no windows, only a venting hole, it's freezing and it smells like mold.
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>>79172897
What's sad is your inability to appreciate the comfy.
REEE some more, little froggy.
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>>79173013
Less than*
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>>79172983
>christmas lights are comfy all the time
No they're not. They're only comfy during xmas time, not a fucking month after when everyone else around you put the lights back in the fucking boxes. Kill yourself please.
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>>79173053
>hurr i have to do everything in line with all other people muh political correctness hurr hurr
lel kys
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>>79172983


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>79170016
No because whenever I get comfy I think of having an itch somewhere and become itchy.

Kill me.
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>>79173097
>so mad he replies to the wrong post
HAHAHAHAHA, holy shit.
When I picture you, I picture that ADHD kid in sixth grade, whos' face would swell red, and he'd have a tantrum when he encountered any problem that was the least bit difficult.
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>>79173088
This has nothing to do with political correctness, why are such a fucking retarded faggot? Xmas mood is comfy but disappear after New Year's eve, and you're autistic if you keep your xmas lights after that date.
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>>79170016
I'm at about a 7/10 comfy, got some leftover nachos/wings from superbowl night and some beer.
Shitposting on 4chan and trying to find something decent to watch
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>>79173196
>Christmas lights are an indicator of autism
You show more signs of autism than anyone ITT.
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>>79173196
>Xmas mood is comfy but disappear after New Year's eve
Now it all makes sense. This guy is a cucked shitskin who's trying to hard to adopt white culture. Brush up on your English, faggot.
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>>79171907
Wish I had a pet Jenny to comf up with ;_;
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>>79173326
I live in a first world country and I'm white. Now kill yourself before I find where you live.
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>>79170137
What's the sex like?
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>21 years old
>dropped out of college and have been living with my parents for a year and a half without telling them I've dropped out
>no friends
>no gf, ever
>virgin obviously
>haven't been to the gym in a year, used to be /fit/
>find no pleasure in anything anymore, passion for things I used to like fading
>despise wagecucking, manual labor job I had over last summer made me want to kill myself
>running out of money
>no fucking idea what to do
>putting the last thousand dollars I have into a last ditch business idea
>probably not going to work

I'm not too comfy bros
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>>79173402
Find me, cuckboy.
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>>79173402
>Now kill yourself before I find where you live
This fucking guy.
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>>79173479
>cuckboy
I'm gay I can't be cucked.
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>>79173626
She's ready to ride.
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>>79173565
>is gay
>gets mad when someone calls him a faggot
nigger, not even travolta is this deep in the closet.
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>>79173626
Unf.
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>>79173565
That explains it then.
Daddy's dick made him butthurt (hurr hurr), now he's internalized it and is mad at the world.
Sucks to be you.
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>>79171887
What's going on here?
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>>79173718
Being gay =/= being a faggot

Just like black guys and niggers.
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>>79173750
>you will never walk around the hipster downtown area with Jenny after a nice dinner before having a couple of craft beers at the local bar
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>>79173817
Go march for BLM, you stupid faggot.
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>>79173786
I'm not even mad. What I'm saying is, you have to be autistic to keep your xmas lights until february, ask around you. Nobody does that.
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>>79173847
I feel like she may be too comparable to at least half the animals there.
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>>79170016
r8 my overall room comfyness (you'll never guess where I live).

Also the star wars stuff were mostly gifts so please no bully.
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>>79173894
>I'm not even mad
>>79172220
>>79172506
>>79172686
>>79172897
>dat selective memory
I suppose you'd have to so you don't kill yourself over your faggotry.
I don't give a shit if people don't keep their lights up, I do, and it's comfy as fuck.
Still waiting for you to dox me and the anons that have replied to you.
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I could be comfier
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>>79174171
Just because I insult you doesn't mean I'm mad.

>I don't give a shit if people don't keep their lights up, I do, and it's comfy as fuck.
It's not if it's xmas lights at that period of the year and you must be autistic if you don't agree.
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>>79173474
I literally did the same thing when i was 21, now im pretty successful. there's hope anon. I still want to kill myself though, so theres that.
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>>79174235
Your logic is inherently flawed, because it's based on something that is entirely subjective.
The time of the month that the lights are considered 'acceptable' is irrelevant in this case, so you're the one being autistic... or you might just be stupid.
Yeah, I'll go with stupid.
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>>79174352
>hurr durr look at how different I am
You have to be 18+ to post on 4chan.
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>>79170016
I just wanted to say I'm not autistic and not a fedora tipping faggot. I have xmas lights in my room all year too. Used to have em in college as well and everyone loved them
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>>79174426
You're the one who argues like an angsty teen, friendo.
Maybe it's all the dick you take, got you talking silly.
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>>79174443
>I just wanted to say I'm not autistic and not a fedora tipping faggot
Get the fuck out of my board.
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>>79174506
If you don't understand how autistic it is to keep your xmas lights after New Year's eve you might just be autistic.
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Yeah. Big thick wooly fleece, blanket, hot water bottle, cushions. Might have a hot chocolate and a spliff soon.
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>>79174309
How did you succeed anon?
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>>79174601
Never said I couldn't understand how someone else might see it., but that ain't gonna' stop me either way.
Now you're just trying to put words in my mouth to make yourself look like less of a retard kek.
Just opened a nice cold can of orange fizzy and toasted it to your autism.
Thanks for making my night.
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>>79174601
It's the autists who get mad at little things like this... I think you're having a melt down
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>>79170016
No, I have sensitive skin, stomach hurts and am releasing bloody diarrhea every hour.
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>>79174732
You have no right calling other people retard when you still have your xmas lights on february. Kill yourself.
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I just got back from working out and running errands (including a trip to the weed dispensary). I stopped off at Starbucks on the way home where they gave me a free coffee (I go in all the time and they give me free refills if I've already bought one that day) and the manager slid me a free bag of this chocolate popcorn stuff and it was fucking delicious. Now I'm sitting in my home office baked out of my mind dirty texting with a qt I am flying up from LA for the weekend for a sex romp.

Having an awesome life is maximum comfy.
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>>79174807
Evidently you are a retard tho.
You literally have autism, friend.
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There's a stuck red pixel in
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I'm doing my evening hour of /tv/ before the bed right now. Mostly its my favourite time of the day. All snuggled up and waiting for your shitposting to send me of to sleep. Warmth & comfyness to you all anons.
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>>79173369
me too
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>>79173013
Can't you find a better room?
If not, buy some cleaning products on your next run.
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>>79171792
motherfucker i have christmas lights from two years ago still up
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>>79174975
Consider suicide.
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>>79170137
dumb
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>>79170144
How do you explain that to your boss? What did he say when you called in for thr 5th day straight?

you do have a job, right?
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>>79175003
>autism boy is still at it
Come on, lad.
We were having fun.
What happened?
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I'm moderately comfortable right now but it's a small island of comfort in a sea of fear and feelings of inadequacy
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>>79174220
Be content with the comfy you have but never stop aspiring for more comfy.
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>>79175144
>hurr durr I keep my xmas lights all year and I call other people autist!!
What the fuck is wrong with you
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>>79175186
>closet homo
>closet autist
Truly a winning combination.
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>>79174558
>my board
Stop being autistic
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>>79175243
At least I don't have xmas lights in my room.
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>>79174676
Hardwork and perserverance.
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>>79174120
Not very comfy. Clean your shit up so you are able to even set a laptop down somewhere other than your bed
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>>79175316
Nah, you got a bunch of dildos with suction cups everywhere.
Your room is like an inverted porcupine made of nigger dicks.
Also
>room
Confirmed underage.
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>>79175367
Well done. Maybe I will make it

Specifically though?
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>>79175393
I don't have dildos I'm not fucking degenerate. Btw you don't get to judge someone else's room when you still got xmas lights hanging in your fucking room you autistic piece of shit
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I'm pretty comfy right now. I've got 30mg of Suboxone (slow release morphine) and I've got /tv/ open in front of me whilst reading Master and Commander - about the adventures of Jack Aubrey.

It's just started drizzling rain outside and my girlfriend is working on her iPad next to me. This is the comfy level I've strived to achieve all my life.
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>>79174120
Holy shit that's one comfy cat in the bottom pic.
10/10
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pretty much, yep
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>got some DUDE tonight
>just made pasta with tomato and garlic sauce with melted cheese over it
contemplating watching a film tonight
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>>79170137
:3
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>>79175464
>fag
>not a degenerate
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I don't just have them in one room, I have them throughout my entire living space, because I'm not an underage retard who still lives with his parents kek.
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>>79175531
>I don't just have them in one room, I have them throughout my entire living space
That's even worse and yet you seem proud of it. Nice confirming how much of an autist you are.
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>>79175427
That's pretty much it. Always be thinking about the next thing and don't give up if it goes south. But be conservative with your investments and do a lot of research.
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>>79175531
That sounds nice. Do you bother to turn on other lights very often?
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>>79170137
ahah what a cute dog
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>>79175531
i used to do this. the lighting is definitely cozy
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>>79171907
STALLIONED.DE
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>>79175531
are they in case you get to horny too move?
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>>79174120
fucking manlet
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>have some shortbread biscuits left
Shall I make a cuppa and eat them to another episode of Allo Allo, lads?
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>>79175755
looks like a 13 year old desu
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>>79175765

Shortbread are best with a cool glass of milk t b h, they're inferior for dipping
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>>79175573
Lel, keep holding onto that imaginary moral high ground, but some day you'll have to process the face you made yourself look like an autistic retard.

>>79175609
Nah.
My eyes are naturally sensitive, so the soft glow provides adequate lighting.

>>79175698
Wat
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>>79175814
I thought you were talking about dildos not christmas light
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>>79170016
Not really. I feel like I need to vomit but it just won't come. I'm not some bulimic but I know that when I feel like this, if I just fucking do it, I'll feel 1000x better but it just won't happen. It's that icky feeling in your stomach and you just KNOW it's going to happen soon but for some fucking reason it won't just come so you can get it over with and feel normal again. I bet I'm going to feel like this for like 2 hours until it finally happens, then I'll actually feel good again and can get comfy. I don't know how that whole fingers-down-the-throat thing works, I've never done it. I just know I'd feel a lot better if I just got it over with...

How about you, OP?
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>>79175858
put some salt in water and drink a little bit
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>>79175813
that might work nicely, anon, thanks
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No. Living in a quad freshman year of college sucks. Always cold and always people around.
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>>79175858
what gave you a dicky tummy, my friend?
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>>79174935
This one the safest room.
>buy some cleaning products on your next run
I do it often but in the winter it smells like mold everywhere.
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>>79175262
No u.
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>>79175922
It must be from the ventilation, clean that shit nigger.
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>Want to feel comfy
>Go into comfy thread
>Everybody is fighting and calling each other faggots

This is not comfy.
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>>79175987
faggot
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>>79174120
dude clean your shit, are you 12?
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>>79175987
just converse with the good bois, not the naughty bois
btw how are you anon?
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>>79175962
No, I think it's from the floor, there's some salt like shit growing on the garage floor.
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Comfy guy is truly the best meme. How can you not love this face?
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>>79176105
You have the internet.
Research and find a way to get rid of it mang.
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>>79176052
>are you 12?
I think he is.
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>>79175884
Is that supposed to induce vomiting?

>>79175916
I don't know, I think it's leftover feelings from yesterday. Sometimes if I decide to drink during the day and into the night, the next day I feel like shit. I didn't really feel bad today but near the end of the work day I started getting this feeling. After I got home it definitely hit me. I don't normally get hangovers or anything but like I said, if i drink during the day and into the night I guess you could call it a hangover. Not really the headache shit most people get though. Just sickly feeling and if it's really bad like I started drinking in the morning because fuck you I like drinking and shitposting and Saturday all day is primetime fuckaround time, I get an icky tum tum and even cold sweats and shit the following day. I'm not an alcoholic but every once in a while when I have nothing to do on the weekends I will decide to pour a drink and shitpost, watch movies, and play vidya all day Saturday. Maybe I should try out DUDE WEED again. I never really liked that but maybe it'll make me not get this shit on Sundays following those random times I decide to do that.
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>>79170137
What breed of dog is this?
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>>79176139
I'm not going to clean outside of the room, the garage is huge, and people would notice that someone cleaned it.
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>>79176159
Yes

>Salt water is a remedy that has been used by generations to induce vomiting. The method consists of dissolving 3 tablespoons of salt in 1 glass of water, drinking the solution, and waiting 30 minutes for it to take effect. The excess sodium in the drinkshould shock your stomach and force you to throw up.
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>>79176062
Not that anon, but February has been tough. Overall basically from last June to now has been the best year of my life so far, but school is wearing me down and I don't sleep well. Also I've had and still have a lot of auditions this month so once those are over I think I'll feel better.
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> under my fleece blanky
> marathoning deadwood for the first time
> 2 party pizzas in the oven

8.5/10 comfies
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>>79175814
>Lel, keep holding onto that imaginary moral high ground, but some day you'll have to process the face you made yourself look like an autistic retard.
Shut up retard
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>>79175464

Sorry daddy fucked you with the Christmas lights on when you were little but how are you this mad?
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>>79175647
>>79176180

not funny
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>>79176310
Make me, faggot.
Aren't you gonna' find out where I live still?
I'm waiting.
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>>79170016
Getting there but not really

Did way too many benzos on the weekend, probably could have died, went and saw a counselor. She wasnt a doctor but apparently I experience extremely high levels of depression, anxiety and stress so I'm seeing a doctor later

im also so poor idk how im paying rent (but i can afford pills apparently) and just generally stressed about everything
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>>79175243
>this whole thread of conversation
>that underrated post

i love this board, but i also think you're all retards
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>>79176356
>Aren't you gonna' find out where I live still?
Trust me, you don't want me to find you.
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>be me
>be 26
>was a shut in NEET for years
>got a job now and many friends
>have finally got a girlfriend at 26 and kissed a girl for the first time in my life
>spending so much time socialising have no time for vidya or tv.
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>>79176529
What are you gonna' do, try and bum me, faggot?
Or are you a """twisted fucking psychopath"""?
Top kek, come on, lad.
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thank g_d this reddit thread is still up it's sooo comfy :3 i hate seeing icky actresses
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>>79176600
You're not even worth it, your life already seems miserable to me. I'm pretty sure you have no friendd because if you did you wouldn't keep your xmas lights in your room like a fucking retard. Sad!
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>>79170016
>GF left me last week because she discovered some camwhore I was talking to, can't get comfy unless I drink
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It's my birthday
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>be a need
>decide to get my shit together
>become a registered nurse at 25
>date another RN who is 22 petite and works in the delivery room
>life going great we love each other
>we are gon national marathon movies tonight, make dinner and fuck. Life can't get more comfy
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>>79176767

get anything good?
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>>79176692
Excuses, empty threats, and on top of that you proved yourself to be a mongoloided fucktard.
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
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>>79176786

>having to clean up people's shits and wipe their asses as a "career" for as much as I get paid for sitting at a desk a few hours every day
>loving some probably overweight, mediocre looking bitch that wipes asses for a "career" just like you
>mfw

lmao'ing at your comfy life right now man
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>>79176786
>male nurse
>thinking his girl respects him

Enjoy being cucked mate.
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>>79175608
Thanks man.

You must be an entrepreneur then? My goal is to do the same.
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>>79176767
Happy Birthday, anon.
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>>79176811
Bottle of Monkey Shoulder
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>>79176869
hope you get DVT for bullying that guy for no reason you filth
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>>79170016
No, I'm sick and my student room is cold
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>>79176217
are you an aspiring actor, anon?
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>>79176159
are you that fat hungarian guy who livestreams on youtube most saturday nights?
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>>79176980
Musician (bassoon)
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>>79176767
happe birfe daye
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>>79176869
>I make the nurse assistants do that
>I make 90k a year with no school debt working 3 days a week
>my girl makes 85k a year
>she's 5ft3 100lbs and fit
>no kids
Yea go fuck yourself
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>>79177104
What are you going to do when she gets pregnant and fat and JUSTs you?
>>
>>79177027
That's a negative, Ghost Rider. I'm just some random fag who sometimes decides to start drinking in the afternoon and into the night every once in a while on a Saturday when I don't have shit to do all weekend and sometimes I feel like shit the following Sunday.
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>>79176869
wew lad. so hows your career coming along?
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>>79177059
>search bassoon to confirm the instrument in question
>pic related
memes aside that's pretty fucking cool that you play my man.glwt
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>>79177104

Show me your girl if you think she's so great, I dont believe your lies nigga
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>>79177274
He's probably just a bitter neet m8
>>
>>79177301
bassoon fags btfo
>>
>>79177205
honestly if I could afford it I would probably drink much like you do too, anon
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>>79177301
Yeah, there's a contrafaggot too. But thanks, it's going pretty well
>>
>>79176767
Happy birthday dood
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>>79170016
yes.
>watching peep show series 4
>ruffles
>water
>comfy thread with deer
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>>79177336
Get the cheap shit like I do, lad. I'm talking shit you buy when you're a teenager without money. People say this shit is gross but it's actually my preferred drink now. Must have developed a taste for it over the years. Shit's like 20 bucks for 1.75. If I'm trying to be classy I buy Crown Royal though. You know, when I'm going out to a friend's place and I gotta get those pussies wet with my classy tastes in mediocre whiskeys.
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>>79177324
Why the fuck would I lie on a board that has no identity
>>
>>79177538

>peep show

mah nigga
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>>79176187
which coast do you live on? Is it a nice beach?
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>tfw room 2 messy too b comfy
>>
>watching the Sixers in whats hopefully Okafors last game with the squad
>baked ziti reheating in the oven
>going to enjoy some DUUDEE and watch either "Ariel" or "The Great Beauty" after the game

P comfy, could make more money
>>
>>79177538
not a bad comfy session my lad

>>79177539
if I have NEETbux left I often splurge on a supermarket brand vodka or whisky. hey anon.. yer okay m8

>>79177465
srsly chap. that shit is tight af. keep on rocking my dude
>>
I ate too many marshmallows with my hotto chocolotto and now my tummy's sore
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>>79178639
aww anonny gotty trotty tummy and bummy
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I fucking love comfy guy.
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>>79178463
>hey anon.. yer okay m8
You too, friend.

I mean uh, fuck you nerd fag. We can't be having positive and friendly conversations here. This is /tv/ man. We have to always shit talk each other.
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Comfy threads are absolutely essential.
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based selective moderation


thank you Swagshit and Co
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>>79171907
Girl like horse. Horse like girl.

Nobody like mudkip.
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>>79170137
After seeing dead deers constantly I don't find them cute, just retarded
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>>79172686
>I won't let a retard call me a faggot.

He already DID, and you're powerless to turn back time to stop it.

Oh, and you mad. Like, actually literally angry IRL.
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>>79173196
>>you're autistic

Fucking WEW, given the context of your argument, laddie.
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>>79173474
>>dropped out of college and have been living with my parents for a year and a half without telling them I've dropped out

Buddy I'm 34, live alone for the past 15 years and never went to college and that sentence gave me an anxiety attack.
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no
i'm very sick and its snowing
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>>79173565
Actually fags cuck each other for other fags all the fucking time you fag, it's endemic within the fag community.
>>
>>79178922
This is a cringey post in a comfy thread
>>
Not really. I have to leave for a night class in an hour and i'm hungry because I haven't eaten dinner but hate eating before class
Gonna get super comfy when I get home though, its supposed to rain tonight and i'm gonna eat somethin warm and filling.
Give me something comfy to watch when I get home bros
>>
About to watch 'Fortress' in bed lads
>>
>>79179185
>i'm very sick and its snowing
So you're comfy as fuck. Great to hear, anon.
>>
Bumping for autism
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>>79179241
yer a good boi
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>>79170016
yea
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>>79180721
me on the left
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>>79170137
:3
>>
>>79174120
literally 12 so I guess just rock on and enjoy it
>>
>>79173817
anon, that doesn't work with gays. a faggot will always be a faggot.
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>>79174732
>Just opened a nice cold can of orange fizzy and toasted it to your autism.
NICE!
If the lights are inside, who cares?
Twinkle on anon!
Or, shine on you crazy anon.
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>>79176334
weird looking dog.
>>
some twitter reddit memer told me to post here since its now "their time gramps'
hi
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>>79173013
wear vaporub constantly and you won't even notice the smell, anon.
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>>79170016
My room is comfy but I'm insanely stressed out and feel like I have tunnel vision, like I can see my comfy room but I'm just kinda looking into it instead of being in it, comfily
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>sick
>cold
>hungry
>have to do different assignments at least till midnight

I just want to be in bed
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These threads always make me feel sane because no one 30+ is comfy.
>>
How is this thread still up?
Mods amaze me
>>
>>79183576
Mods are way too comfy to take it down
>>
>>79183576
/tv/ is a pretty comfy board, senpai.
>>
About to go on a comfy walk in the fresh snow with a joint. What should I do when I get back? I need something comfy and easy to watch with no torrenting required.
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