TOMB RAIDER

>>79166535
needs to be a porn with her called Womb Raider

>>79166582

at least porn would hire someone with tits

Hayley Atwell was there for the taking and they just completely blew it

Sad!

>>79166582
PornstarsLikeItBig/Brazzers - Destiny Dixon - Womb Raider

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>>79166535
>tiny tits
>Tomb Raider

>>79167341
Are they going to CGI her tits in?

>>79166556
god almighty

>>79166556
cute

>>79167433
Destiny Dixon's tits already are CGI

More like Womb Raider lol

>>79166535
I hope she has a sexy posh British accent

>>79166535
tits are the lesser problem. as a matter of fact small tits look much better than big ones.

shame about the face.

>>79166535
she looks fine. have you seen the latest lara croft design in the games? she's no longer sexy babe status like angelina.

>>79166535
THERE BETTER BE A WET SUIT SCENE

THEY WENT FOR THE FUCKING REBOOT LOOK

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck this shit

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>>79166535
she needs pads for her legs and ass too, or just pick an actress with curves, for fucks sake

>>79167674
Whta does "posh" means ?

>>79167858
Upper class

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>Hollywood not content with ruining every good 80s film with a reboot
>Now ruining Tomb Raider with some twig who doesn't even have a long pony tail
>Probably not even British

>>79167866
>only 428kb
YOU HAVE 3MB TO WORK WITH AND YOU GIVE US THIS SHIT

>>79166535
Looks good to me.

>>79167866

Lara isnt some whiny college girl with a fake british accent.

Shes a bombshell supermodel aristocrat who raids tombs because shes bored and kills men because they are weak.

>>79166535
is the movie doing the TR2013 story?

Be honest; how interested are you in actually watching this movie?

>>79167973

Maybe. But the sleeveless top is from the last game.

She cant even do a proper british accent.

This will be cringeworthy to say at least.

>>79166535

Thats a tight body and almost sexarms, but she needs tits and houtglass.

>>79167973
hope not, the reboot game is terrible
in the movie she's trying to find her father I think

>>79168008
she wore almost the exact outfit in tr2013

>>79168087
>find her father
dropped. both her parents are supposed to be dead

>>79166535
Does anyone else think this is just a distressing trend in women all around? Like it just seems like girls are just obsessed with Pilates, spin class, yoga, vegan diets and everything that makes them skinny and super fit and jacked.

Who told them that women were supposed to be 120 pounds of solid muscle?

I live in Arizona and only the old ladies and latinas have any thickness. Now its going to be worse because Wonder Woman and Lara Croft are all fitness queens and have no curves. Shit sucks.

>>79167866

is there vr games like this yet?

>>79168182

>amerifats
>that
>solid muscle
>gal gadot
>solid muscle

Recently watched the originals and Jolie was actually pretty fucking good, visually and acting-wise

>>79167866
what's up with the 2 unnessecary dicks there

>>79168182
an arm with some muscle is better than the tipical totally fat arm that is usual among girls.

>>79168145

You sure. The top in 2013 is ripping throughout the game and show another white top underneath it.

>>79168182

>this
>fit

>>79168182
>Gal Gadot
>super fit and jacked
Drop the lighter and step away from the bong dude, you're becoming delirious.

>>79168259
the creator is a closet gay

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>>79168182

And Brie Larson

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>>79166535
Yes!

Can't wait for this 105lb petite female to one punch knock out multiple full grown men with her dainty wrists and physique which has virtually no muscle on it. No glute muscles what so ever. Skinny legs. Flat chest. Just how I like my strong female heroes to look. Don't cast a female that looks like she's strong and has a figure. Don't ask your actress to workout for the role. No no. That is degrading to women.
>Meanwhile. All the men that star in Justice League had to workout and diet for months to get big and shredded

A FUCKIN FRIDGE!

F R I D G E
R
I
D
G
E

>>79167866

Hey, leeterr stepped up his game!

>>79166556

Why do women even attempt this type of bathing suit?

NO woman has ever pulled off that top successfully.

>>79169418
If it's anything like the game, she'll probably just be shooting and blowing everybody up.

I've never seen the Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider movies, I assume they're kind of mediocre, but do they at least get the character right?

Lara Croft is really just the female equivalent of Duke Nukem, an over the top indestructable badass with ridiculous proportions and never really grounded in reality.

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>>79166535
>our girl Daisy dodged this bullet

Phew!

>>79170787
Yeah, they're surprisingly faithful to the character in those movies.

>>79170769
I'm guessing because you don't get bra-strap tanlines.

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>Implying fake movie tits are worse than fake pixel tits

>>79167957
>Shes a bombshell supermodel aristocrat who raids tombs because shes bored and kills men because they are weak.
Reboot Lara is not like this at all

>>79169418
I think that's because male in general have shit taste and no standards so to sell them a movie you just shoot some clevage, some ass and some skeleton women abdomens. Women on the other hand need to look at abs or shoulders or pecs to get excited and that you can get only by doing workout.

In the end it's all about sex and selling the movie. That's how Hollywood will always work.

the new tomb raider game had a real disconnect between gameplay and the story they were telling

also the puzzles needed to be more varied and harder they were designed for 10 year olds.

i never cared for the movies and remember nothing about them other than rimmer

>>79170787
jolie movies actually introduced the whole father angle

which is good because duke nukem is a stupid character

the new games are bad yes but not because of the character changes but despite of them

>>79166535
>>79170951
More like Womb Raider

>>79167866
cocks not black enough...DROPPED

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>1 picture

>>79170951
God the look of this was so perfect

>>79166556
How do you have concave tits? makes no sense. it's like she's less than flat chested

>>79171111
>Awful hair
>A fucking Power Rangers Belt for some reason
>Literally looks nothing like Lara Croft, in any of her games

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>>79171019
>Rimmer's face when he gets to see Lara Croft showering everyday

>>79168182
It's low test dyel enters the thread episode

>>79171091
Leeter pls go

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help me, anon!

>>79169183
The dudes a straight up fucking cuckold

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>>79171180
>that complete lack of ass

>>79171269

>not recognizing superior black genes
>2017

got my hiking heels on

>>79171257
>The single defining trait of Lara Croft is her athletic ability
>Struggle to climb a log because you have no muscle

Absolute poetry

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>>79171299
>superior

>>79171365
You do realise that this is an adaptation of the 2013 game, right?

>>79168182

Fat/fitness/curves have nothing to do with one another.

Women without curves have no curves. No matter how fat they get.

>>79171396
I don't think most of the people in this thread even know there was a 2013 reboot game.

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>>79171120
>Love
>Not rape

>>79171396
2013 lara is a fit girl with tits and ass though

attention /tv/
I have played every game for the last 20 years since i was a 10y old

i'd like to officially announce I will MASTURBATE to this movie no matter how shitty it is

>>79167858
it's an accent

>>79167674
No that's done to death in films
That accent is cliche and cringy

>>79171605
She's the doughter of a Lord though

>>79168182
how to spot an amerifat

>>79171365
>assuming she isnt acting

>no tits, hips, ass
dropped

>>79171685
>doughter

fucking brits

>>79171853
fuck orf yer yank plonker

>>79171365

her hands are tied together!

lets see you try it

Womb Raider

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5076781/chapters/14399368

>>79166535
>a real, talented actress playing Lara Croft instead of some insane cokehead
Finally

>>79172024
dont you talk shit about my waifu, cunt!

>>79167340
Fuck, Atwell in that costume would have been god's gift to mankind

Where did we go so wrong

>>79172024
/tv/ eternally BTFO

>>79170806
>our girl
fuck off, reddeet

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>>79172023
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/5076781/chapters/14399368

Harry Potter

>>79171019
>>79171175
Fuck, he was in that? I haven't seen those movies in so long.

>>79166535

a better question is why did she agree to do this?

it's inevitably going to flop. the first tomb raider made money because video game movies were relatively fresh and not publicly known to be universally shitty at the time, and because jolie was an actual movie star. the second one flopped because everyone knew what they were getting into by that point.

this shit is going to make warcraft look successful domestically.

>>79167678
>as a matter of fact small tits look much better than big ones.

faggot

>>79171396
where she climbs vertical icey cliffs without much of a problem

what's your point?

>>79167424
It's based on the SJW remake with no tits.

>>79171605
Thats how she speaks,more so in the old games.

Do you prefer "oi m8 fancy a shag yeh? Yeh fook me cunt hard ohh yeh"

>>79172602
*tips fedora*

>>79171019
>>the new tomb raider game had a real disconnect between gameplay and the story they were telling
>'surviving is hard'
>effortlessly stroll through the game headshotting bitch goons and killing bears with exploding arrows
I liked it desu

>>79170806
>ywn be that food
;_;

>>79171396

You mean the one where she was trained from young age by an ex military dude

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>>79172602
>no tits
they are smaller for sure, but wouldnt call them small either.

>>79171162
>Literally looks nothing like Lara Croft, in any of her games

Its literally straight ripped from the new game. did you expect them to go with the original 3 polygon variant with cones for tits.

>>79173586
cuban missile crisis

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>>79173277

every dude that played the Remake has this screenshot lol

I liked both reboot games, they were both almost 20 hours long

the newest RE game I had beat in just under seven hours

>>79166556
Almost as bad of a casting as >>79166579
Speaking of DC, Vikander is right up thier fridge alley

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>>79166579
>this is Wonder Woman

>>79169265
Jesus

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MEW Raider

What if MEW was Lara

>>79166556
Does this model come with an ice maker?

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>>79173900

WHY DID THEY CHANGE HER 2013 CHARACTER MODEL SHE WAS PERFECT REEEEEEEEEE

>>79166579
s t i c c

>>79174242
No tits and not British. Would have still been better than Alicia in terms of looks though.

>>79166556
here come dat boi

>>79174323

But Rise of the Tomb raider model is hotter.

she looks great tbfh but i hope its not another gritty realistic movie

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>>79175291

Maybe if you played the peasant version, but PC Lara 2013 way hotter than 2015

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>>79174301
>>79175227

>>79166535
I WANT TO LICK HER SWEETY NECK

>>79174242
MEW needs to get every female part.

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>>79166556

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>tfw no katy perry wonder woman lara croft

>>79170806
why does it look like she tries to have the tips of her teeth touch eachother at all times?
it's so weird

>>79175966
slutty neck, very nice

>>79174023

Yes, and she start this fridge casting meme

>>79171446

Lot of curves

>>79174323

Pretty face

>>79166535

Lack of curves

>>79171257

Ugly face


What is happening to these producers?
>>79166579
>>79166556
>>79169265

>nobody notices her tied hands like in the "rape" scene in first reboot

I hope she has a line about ditching double guns for her iconic bow

>>79166579
BOY AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE.

she just needs to be impregnated and she will fill out nicely

>>79171156
I don't know if she has it, but there is a medical condition that gives people concave chests. Pornstar Emily Grey had it. I've seen guys with it too.