What movie can I watch tonight with my long-term gf who I am now bored of? I don't want to turn her on, I just want to keep her engrossed and above all QUIET for a couple of hours
>>79165090
haha good luck. make sure you drug the wine
>>79165090
>trying to keep a chick quiet with a movie
Not gonna happen
>>79165158
You're probably right. ALWAYS some asinine """observation""" about something obvious right when I'm trying to listen.
>>79165090
It's not going to happen. If she gets bored, she'll hassle you for sex. If she likes the movie, she'll hassle you for sex afterwards.
>tfw tired as fuck from a long day and still have to cum inside girlfriend and do the mandatory post-coitus snuggle
>>79165221
>>79165090
normies leave REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79165090
>>79165221
>>79165090
at least you have a gf you stupid fucking normie
sage
>>79165221
>tfw I genuinely just want to zone out with TV and vidya
Gone Girl
How long have you been together?
tfw no gf
>>79165522
To long
>>79165221
The story of my life fuck me anon
>>79165090
This thread hits close to home senpai
>>79165330
>normal, everyday anecdotes about boring life
>WTF THIS IS LIES ALL LIES EVERYONE IS VIRGINS