>walk out of theatre showers >see this what do?

kino

>>79164300
Is that motor oil?

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>not filtering out the mercury

>tfw it's actually 19 feet deep
>tfw you will never jump into it only to never resurface

>>79164300
Probe for any theater snapping turtles and then wade through it.

>>79164300
run to the stables and get out of there before I'm sent to the punishment locker.

>>79164300
>the theater tar mines are leaking again
i fucking hate it when this happens

>he doesnt own a theater skimboard

>be american
>go to europe, some country called france
>visit their cinema showers
>they don't have seats in their showers
>they don't have personal sponge bath assistants
>they have signs that prohibit peeing in the shower
Fucking frogs, low tier cinema.

>Anon didn't pay for the pre-film gondola tour

>>79164300
I apologize for my anal leakage and go back to enjoying my evening watching (Amy Schumer, Trans-Gendered, CIA-Sponsored or minority hardship) film.

10/10!

Use my theater towel as a vine and swing across

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Looks better than the actual floor/10.

Who is the Ausistic Neckneard who brought his entire collection of pissbottles to the theatre when they weren't properly sealed?

Again?

>>79164300
Hate myself for forgetting my special theater boots.

>>79164300
My mom: I'm not cleaning that up.

*canned laughter*

>>79164843
not flying on the back of my pet falcon home

On my own
Pretending he's beside me
All alone
I walk with him till morning
Without him
I feel his arms around me
And when I lose my way I close my eyes
And he has found me

In the rain the pavement shines like silver
All the lights are misty in the river
In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight
And all I see is him and me forever and forever

And I know it's only in my mind
That I'm talking to myself and not to him
And although I know that he is blind
Still I say, there's a way for us

Black wallpaper. y/n?

>>79164300
Thats the floor you retards

>>79164300
Do a 360 and get the hell out of there.

>>79164300

I quip for a non-existant camera because my only social interactions have been with Marvel capeshit so I assume that's how people really are.

>someone hasn't been pottytrained
>this isn't supposed to be a horror movie?
>global warming, am I right?
>ah man, that carpet really tied the room together

>drink kiosk is all out of soda
>employees direct you to the hallway to scoop out some cinema ooze for yourself

>>79164932
Why didn't the Theater's wizard use the falcons to get across?

>>79165012
does that theater look like it has a wizard to you?

I bet they dont even serve crablegs at such a shit establishment

>>79164300
step back autistically

>>79164300

I RIDE MY PENGUINE OF DOOMLAND BECAUSE THEATER SHOWERS ARE SO RANDUM XD

>>79164525
>>79164636
All jokes aside, that is probably from the communal coke cylinder (that 12ft tall cylinder in the back corner of the theater). I'm guessing some autist tipped it over on purpose

>>79164574
saved

>>79164300
fucking freebleeding tumblrinas.

>>79164331
fpbp

>>79165332
>all jokes aside
>proceeds to meme

>>79164601
>Tfw you will never jump in only to resurface on the other side

I actually thought it was made like that on purpose. Half tile half carpet to look like a spill for shock art or something.

>>79164300
yell john connor is in the theater then wait for puddle to pass by.

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>>79164300
Oh shit

GLACIUS

>tfw your ebony gf melts

>>79164300
Examine the substance

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sewage spill

must be stinky in there

>>79165949
PICK IT UP WAGIE

>>79164525
probably a sewage leak

Throw in a penny
If the penny moves slower than walking pace its safe to cross

>>79165972
How am I supposed to pick up a liquid substance?

>>79165990
Its Coca Cola

>>79165693
exploring some sort of parasitic mirror universe always seems so fun and spooky

>>79165972
>y-yes Mr. Sheklestein

>>79164300
Pick those ninja stars up off the floor and throw them into the wall to make footholds for my departure

>>79165994
DO IT OR ILL REPLACE YOU WITH ANOTHER FILLIPINO

THERES ONLY FUCKING INFINITY OF THEM OUT THERE

>>79164300
that's pretty surreal

>>79164300
>what do?
slip and slide

>>79164300
i see someone was caught trying to get the minority discount
it never works because of the mandatory showering before the shows

>>79164300
Jesus Christ. This is what happens when you bring artificial mechanical falcons to the kinoplex watering hole.

>>79164300
Wonder why they're covering the beautiful marble floor with carpet

Make sure it doesn't leak into the lake.

>>79164703
Wtf? Explain this French anons.

>>79164861
This. At a first thumbnail glance I thought it was a homage to the elevator scene from The Shinning. It looks really good. I bet is not that hard to finish a floor like that.

>>79165096
Someone failed penis inspection day.

Where's Scarlett Johansson to seduce me and take my skin off

>>79165693
Upside Down

>>79164300
that'd be a pretty cool idea for flooring using vinyl or something

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>>79166885

That's what happens when you use a floor buffer on an old carpet.

If you had a job you might have known that.

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Careful now

>>79166908
GOOD JOB YOU GOT THE REFERENCE FAGBOY

>tfw the kinoseum is leaking antimatter again

Fucking hate it when that happens, they have to power down the intergalactic screens for three fucking days.

>>79164300
>showers

>>79164300
>I took the easy way out starts playing

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>>79164300
>carpet growing over polished black marble

>>79165332
>Communal coke cylinder

What the fuck is this? Some european thing? We just have soda fountains here

you guys don't have sewage sundays?

>>79165096
Don't forget, you're here forever.

>>79164300
>turn to camera
>IT AINT ME starts playing

>>79166988
GOOD JOB YOU GOT THE DUBS FAGBOY

I DON'T KNOW WHO OR WHERE JOHN CONNOR IS

>>79164300
If you do this at the theater, fuck you

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>>79167113
>when the kinoplex gets invaded on matinee tuesdays

>>79164300
Get in it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyZiiq2Up5w

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>>79167417
>Ur watching a new Tom Cruise kino with ur gf when this guy walks in the theatre and slaps her on the ass

Wat do? Btw he's 7'3 450lbs

>>79167491
>actually wanting to be pulled apart atom by atom and then reassembled the wrong way by a extra-dimensional being

>>79164601
why can't you just swim?

Liquid niggers ruin everything.

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>>79167190

>>79167604
Does that look like normal water

>>79165332
The kinemaposting has reached the point when I'm not even sure what's real.
Bravo, lads.

>>79167782
It's being specific that makes is good, this could actually exist

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>>79164300
What the heck, I remember seeing this pic years ago, but suddenly there's a sausage party poster on the wall, so this is way more recent. The liquid isn't even the weird part of this anymore.

Oh no looks like one of the kinomatheque clown gimps got sucked into the furnace room's exhaust valve again - When will they learn

>>79168697
theater sewage leaks happen more than once every century

looks badass even though its literal shit, they should refinish it like that

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Who /Worked in Theater/ here?

Regal Cinemas through High School
Job Ranking

Usher > Ticket Booth > Anything Else > Consessions

>step into in
>get drowned in abyss

>>79168697
what the fuck, I'm in the same situation here
does there just happen to be another pic that looks just like this?

>>79168697
>years ago
it was taken in 2016

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>>79165972
>yfw the WAGIE was also a ROASTIE

SOMETHING SOMETHING PENIS INSPECTION SOMETHING ANVIL AND A FALCON GETTING A PENIS INSPECTION GONNA NEED TO SEE SOME CRABLEGS UP IN THIS THREAD.

PRINT THIS UP ON SINGLES DAY FOR A FREE MICRO POPPER POPCORN 2% DISCOUNT

>>79169352

Do you need a break from 4chan anon

Looks more like the environmental control unit of their kinemascope reel storage rooms failed and all the films melted.

I intern as an assistant to the assistant kinoprojectionist and I know that all the reels of film have to maintain a constant 45.78F temp or they will fail. Considering the fact that kinemax can only hold 30 seconds of footage per 4 foot diameter 76 pound reel, there's a lot of film stored in these rooms.

Hopefully after I finish this 7 year unpaid internship and get the certification in kinoprojection and pass the battery of penis inspections I can move up to assistant kinoprojectionist. That job starts at around 8 bucks an hour.

>>79164300
/tv/ tried to re-enact the elevator of blood scene from the shining, in their local kinoplex, with obvious results.

>>79169938
I want to see this meta movie no matter how islamic-american I sound. Kinoverse deserves cinemato.

>>79169938
Do you at least get GBP (good boy points?)

>>79168911
There must be, because I have distinct memories of seeing this during a snowstorm second semester of my freshman year of college, which would've been like january 2015 , and I feel like the pic was even older than that

>>79168913
Maybe in this timeline, but not the one I'm from
(I come from the Chik-fil-A timeline [even worked there almost a year])

wagecucks getting btfo

>>79164525
thats the T-1000

>>79170594
No but I'm friends with one of the ushers and since I tutored him for free when he was going through usher academy he will usually split some of his tips with me. Also mr popadopalous pays me 5 dollars a night to sweep the falcon shit off the floor of the aviary.

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>>79172079
Your life can only be accurately described as extremely unfortunate

>>79164525

It's the black goo from Prometheus.

>start screeching autisticly until two wagies have to take me across is on a stretcher
>get of the stretcher and push the wagies into the goo and shout 'CLEAN IT UP'
>feed my pocket snails a cool original dorito and a cap full of double dew
>go home for some tendies

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>>79164574

>>79173630
*audible gasp*

>>79173291
Where do you live? I'd be put in theater jail so fast if I pulled a stunt like that

>>79173291
>>79173839
Kinotorium torturer here.
There is nothing sweeter than chaining your type to the bottom of the aviary, you degenerates.

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>>79165332
Cola comes in bags, and its a thick syrup. that shit is sewage

>>79173839
>>79173912
>not being kinplex plantinum membership holder
i have free reign of my theater

>>79174363
It cost like an extra five bucks, fuck that shit

>>79174363
One day you'll go to the cinematorium and forget your platinum membership card.
I will be there.
You will break international cineplex treaties and i will be there.
You'll fumble for your card, sifting through all your pockets trying to find it amidst the expired condoms and GBP vouchers.
And I will be there.
And i will treasure that moment.
I will treasure it for the rest of my life, because on that day i can go to the kinoplex dorms and sleep the sleep of the just, knowing that i brought justice the people of Kinotopia.

>>79164300
tell him where the boy is

>>79164942
>ONE
>DAY
>MORE

>>79174480
5 bucks? no idea man, my walking wallet AKA mother got it for me in exchange for 20 good boy points

>>79164300
stick feet in popcorn tubs
crunch closed around my ankles so they stay on
walk through that mess like a boss

>>79164300
Do amerifats actually have showers in cinemas?

>>79174492
>implying i dont keep my membership card tucked safely away inside my fleshlight
the day i forget my fleshlight is the day im ready for you to get me

>>79174590
Yes. Europe doesn't?

>>79174590
no, we wallow in our own unwashed filth for 2 hours like 3rd world citizens
fucking idiot

>>79174625
How about you lose some weight so you don't sweat while you walk those 20 meters from your car to the building. Fat retard.

>>79165332
hmm I'm gonna slurp up all of the coke. Put it all in my belly. Oh burp burp, so nice and sweet and sparkly, suck it right out of the carpet.

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>>79174717
you sound pretty jealous there senpai

>>79175026
you sound pretty fat ameritard

>>79176116
please, never reply to me again
i keep imagining the smell of your unwashed stench

>>79164300
>step on it
>this starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFk7J-zo8hs

wat do

>>79176409
Start austistcally talking to myself out loud while everyone stares at me with weird looks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEh76uouBC4

>>79164300
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>tfw The Mummy was released 85 years ago

>>79164300
walk back in theater showers and take a shower

>>79176292
you have admitted defeat, lmao my superior intellect wins again. don't worry kiddo, at least you tried hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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You've always been the caretaker anon.

>>79168871

I'm actually working as projectionist currently AMA

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>>79171262
What the fuck do you mean 'Chik-fil-A timeline. That's what it's always been called.

I don't give a fuck what jewgle says it has ALWAYS been Chik-Fil-A. Nothing you fucks say can trick me.

>>79164525
screening of the dark knight rises in aurora

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>>79164300
>its a "theater tries some dumb gimmick to get you to see a movie" promotion

fuck off

>>79164525
someone popped the pissbag

>>79167210
soda fountains are dangerous my nephew drowned in one of those, may Allah have him in his grace

>>79164525
pretty sure it's bad joo joo