So what's this guy's deal? How is he related to Voldemort?

he was voldemort all along

he's wizard hitler

>>79162414

He was ravaging Dumbledore's boipussy for a few years before they broke up and he became le evil wizard

that's david lynch

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>>79162414
How are they related? They are both a part of one of the dullest franchises in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

"No!"

this movie was a mess.

>>79162414
They've exchanged semen
It's a powerful magical bond

>i'm a great wizard who is known throughout both wizarding and muggle worlds for my extreme views and terrorism
>so i'm going to infiltrate one NYC precinct of wizard police to find a child who's an obscural because I need their power for something I never explain

They really should have left introducing grindlewald in person to the next movie.

what do they call muggles in USA again?

>>79163815
niggers.

>>79163815
Normies

>>79163815
No-vag.

>>79163815
Anti art hog washers

>>79163815
Nomag, I cringed hard when I saw that and promptly walked out of the kino

>>79162632
I still don't understand the Stephen King part of this pasta.

>>79162414
Lynch?

>>79163970

Then you might have brain problems, because it's pretty obvious. The pasta is saying the Stephen King is also terrible and that Harry Potter conditions you to be able to enjoy Stephen King.

>>79162632
This will never be the Navy SEAL copypasta. Face it and stop posting this shit every time Harry Potter is even mentioned.

>>79162632
COPIUS PASTEUS