CASTUS SPELLUS

DULLUST FRACHISUS

JEWIUS BEGONIUS

>>79162003
HOWEVERUS SLYTHERINUS

REMOVUS POOPUS

BIGGUS DICKUS

>>79162003
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>>79162486
WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!

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FUCKUS THE MODDUS

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>>79162003
FUCKING NIGGER TIER SPELLS WOULDN'T LAST 2 SECONDS IN A DUEL WITH A *REAL* WIZARD
ooooh, spellus mortimus, FUCK OFF, HERE'S AN EXTENDED MAXIMIZED TIMESTOP AND 15 ABI DALZIM'S HORRID WILTINGS AND A CURSE ON YOU AND YOUR FUCKING "SCHOOL"

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Could Sooty beat Dumbledore?

DOUBLE DIGITUS

>>79162588
get him, he's using forbidden magicks

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>>79162588

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>>79162562
So it took like two thousand years after it was invented for the wizards to figure out plumbing?

>>79162588
CHEKEUS

FORCUD MEMECUS

>>79162618
Yes Wizards were shitting their pants for centuries

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>>79162618
wizards aren't very good with the mundane

>>79162577
I agree, HP wizards are lamos

>>79162657
that doesn't work

>>79162201
DANKIUS PASTIUS

>>79162682
what doesn't work?

>>79162003
SPOTTIUS THE NOOBIUS

"don't worry hermione, I can take care of it. CHLAMYDIA DISAPPEARO!"

>>79162698
I take it you never played the first psygnosis disworld game.

FIRUS RISUS

>>79162003
BRRRAAAPPPPUS PUNGENTUS

>>79162733
no, couldn't get it to run on win 8 and kinda missed it before that

DOEUS FREEUS

DICKUS BIGGUS

why didn't someone just come up with a killing curse with 1 syllable?

>>79162870
ASSASSINATUS

How did Harry feel when he fucked ginny for the first time and realized she was used goods and Ron had already fucked her?

IS HARRY POTTER THE QUINTESSENTIAL KEKOLD?

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SHITTUS PANTSUS

>>79162588
WELCOME TO HOUSE OF KEK

>be wizard 21st century
>go to 4chan
>oh no I can't think of a dank meme to post
>break out wand
>MEMEUS SUPREMEUS

Is it bestiality if you fuck an animagus ?

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>>79162562
BUT WHERE DOES THE POOP GO?!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpads8s5mik

>>79162486
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IMAGINUS

>>79162965
SHITTUS CLEANUS

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>>79162588
SANTE MERDAE

BLACKUS

what is Snape was actually Jon Irenicus

>>79162588
BOGGIUS RUNDOWNIUS

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>>79162562
>Murder someone
>Vanish the evidence

was dumbledwarf a top or bottom

did he fuck in the ass or get fucked in the ass

this is important

>>79163240
he got fucked in the ass by grindelwald but he fucked newt in the ass

>>79162588
CHECKUS DOUBLUS

>>79162965
nowhere, they just make it invisible