>Finish watching a movie >Immediately read the Ebert review

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>Finish watching a recent movie
>can't read the Ebert review because he's been dead for fucking four years now

>>79154799
Who's writing the reviews then?

>>79154760
>Finish watching Manchester by the Sea
>there's no Ebert review
>have to rely on the plebs on Rotten Tomatoes to find out what i thought about it

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>Finish watching a movie
>Immediately watch Kermode's review

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>Finish watching movie
>Immediately watch the CinemaSins video

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>finish watching a movie
>formulate my own opinion about it

>>79155017
huh? I don't get it.

>>79155017
explain

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>Finish watching a movie
>Make a thread on /tv/ asking what I thought about it

>>79155017
Lol, nerd

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>>79155017

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>>79154760
>finish reading a review
>immediately watch the movie
Pleb

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>>79154760
>finish watching movie
>read armond white critical analysis about it

>watch tgwtg review
>pretend I watched the movie and parrot the review

>>79154799
>Finish watching a recent movie
>can't read the Ebert review because he's fucking terrible

>> >>79155339

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>>79154760
>unironically enjoying movies

>finish watching movie
>immediately forget everything about it

>finish watching a movie
>go through its imdb trivia page

>>79155017
how

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Do you use a ouija board to do that?

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>finish watching a movie
>start a /pol/bait thread on /tv/

>>79154760
>Never actually watch any movies
>still come here

>finish watching a movie
>immediately read the tv tropes page

>>79156080
>take notes during the movie so I don't forget it
>finish watching movie
>immediately forget everything about it
>look at notes
>it's all illegible because I can't write in the dark

>finish watching a film
>20 minutes later forget 99% of it

It's all so tiresome

>>79154875
The best alternative now that Ebert is gone.

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>finish watching movie
>immediately search the title on 4plebs archive

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>finish watching a movie
>immediately watch the episode of Half in The Bag it's featured in

>>79154760
>watching a kino
>constantly posting on /tv/ and reddit

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>Finnish watching movie
>already have opinion formed because only watch I've already seen

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>>79155017
wait what

>>79155017
Why would I do that when we have 999+ proffesional critics on rotten tomatoes and over million of you tube self made critics that can formulate my opinion for me?

>>79156096
this

>>79154760
>finish watching flick
>make forumotion fansite and form my opinion from the discussion on it

>Finish watching movie
>Watch Half-in-the-bag to discover what my opinion is about it

>>79158691
>finish watching movie
>create a wikia

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>>79154760
>finish watching a movie
>Go on plebbit /r/movies discussion
>Cringe at users acting like it's the movie is the greatest thing since sliced bread
>Make a retarded comment on how the movie sucked and plebbit has a shit taste of movies
>make a thread on /tv/
>Get 2 replies on a good day
>thread archives with 0 replies usually

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>>Finish watching a movie
>>Immediately go on GoodBadFlicks, Tyrone Magnus
>>don't forget to go on KinoCheck to check how kíno was it what I just watched

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>never watch any movies
>read wookiepedia
>make a thread about how the most obscure page i can find was a good friend

>don't watch movies at all
>just read wikipedia plots then shitpost on /tv/

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>finish watching a movie
>go to sleep

>>79155339
It keeps pissing me off that he looks like the chief from Grey's Anatomy

>>79157103
Underrated

>>79155017
>watch movie
>formulate basic opinon
>read review
>they're opinions are much better than mine and I doubt myself