WOW WHAT HAPPENED?!

>>79146154
her tits got bigger, that's for sure

The usual. Age and plastic surgery

>be pornstar
>get the fame without doing the porn
lucky her

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WHAT HAPPENED??!?!?!

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DOES ANYONE ELSE HATE BLONDES WITH BROWN EYES?

normally blondes are boner fuel for me but something about them is off

M I L K I E S

>>79146154
Jordyn Jones looks like *THAT*?

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>>79146218
>the left

>>79146154
Wish her tits were that big in Dukes of Hazzard

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>>79146573
How did she do it?!

>>79146289

it means they dyed it blonde so it's just your whore radar lighting up

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:__:

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>>79146639
MOMMY PLS

jessica always seemed like one of those chicks that literally doesnt have a personality and is just a walking pair of tits

>>79146178
There's a blind item that says she's had a few jobs and is very much of the thinking that bigger is better.

>>79146680
Those veins are disgusting. I still wanna see them

>>79146787
literally the dream girl.

>>79146787
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>79146849
>Not liking big, veiny boobs

Gay

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Thicc

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THICCCCC

>>79146849

literally gay and so do i

>>79147073
MOMMY

>>79147073
muh

>>79146218
holy shit she used to be a fertility goddess what went wrong?

>>79146699
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>>79146639
>>79146154
>>79147073

I could cut steel with my dick right now

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>>79146218

THICCCC

>>79147348
>tfw no big titted bimbo who only lets you fuck her because shes old and used up

>>79146849

titty veins are one of the sexiest fucking things

>>79147476
F A T

>>79146849

>veins on tits disgusting

Probably the most queerish nonsense I ever read.

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M-MUMMY

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>he doesn't like veiny tits

>>79147644
we get grannyfucker

enough shilling ur hamplanet waifu

>>79146154
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>>79146639
>>79146680
>>79146699
>>79146995
>>79147073
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>>79147795
sauce?

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brehs...

>>79146218
Fuckin thicc as fuck on the left. I forgot about that.

Fuck, so many happy faps to her back in the day...

>>79147838
For fuck's sake. I'm at work right now and it will be at least 5 hours before I can get home to fap

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>>79147838
SEXUAL NAPALM
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>>79147864
I really must have jacked off to that dukes of hazzard music video on mtv so many times back in the day.

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>>79147838

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anyone got any more of jsimp when she was at her biggest?

>>79147998

For me it was that 'Irresistible' video. All that tight leather...

>>79147822
Pamela Anderson

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>>79147838
>>79148023
>ywn motorboat those udders

>>79148077

She needs to get thicc again. It all rushes to her tits.

>>79147822
Bridgette B aka shyla stylez

>>79146218
I'd rather fuck the fat, giant-titted depressed jessica simpson, not the skinny, miserable, doped up on prescription antidepressants simpson

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>>79147998

i used to abuse my pre-teen dick to that lenny kravitz "american woman" video that was on the austin powers 2 dvd

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>still trying to recover all the porn I lost on my old HDD
Wish I had my massive Alison Tyler folder right now

>>79146154

She got fat, then went on a diet, but all the fat remained in her tits. I want to impregnate her.

>>79148187
Is that Abby Lane?

>>79148273
Thats Heather Graham, shes got a nice set of cans too.

>>79148273
Heather Graham, boyoh

>>79148273

Heather Graham. I think.

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>>79148314
>finding the probably 300x300 gif of her getting them out in Boogie Nights on Ebaumsworld

How's her foot game though?

>>79148325
FUCK

>>79148160
I love both those whores, particularly Shyla. One of my all time favourite porn sluts. I just wish she took loads on the face instead of always swallowing it.

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My first fap, good times.

Are her tits real or no?

>>79148454
You're retarded if you can't tell, get the fuck out of here virgin.

>>79148441
Unironically too thin

>>79148441
That body with her current tits would be literal perfection.

>>79148454
Nope. Great surgeon though. Spectacular boob job.

>>79148494

Thicc.

>>79146289
It's typically a sign of slavic untermensch genes

>>79148441
>first fap
>2005
this website is for adults

>>79148478

So you don't know then?

>>79148592
someone around 13 in 05 would be 25 today

>>79148592
I was 11 when I first fapped, if anything someone at 23 should be off this site by now

>>79148662
>tfw just turned 24

I've been browsing since 05

it's impossible to leave

>>79148592
2005 was 12 years ago, so unless you started fapping at 5 years old you in the clear.

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>tfw all porn backed up on google cloud drive

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>>79148662
y-yeah...

>>79148733
>fapping to such vanilla stuff that you could leave the slightest risk of anyone finding it
Pssh, alright kid

>>79148662
No. I am 30 and most of us have been here since the start you fucking reddit faggot.

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>>79146849
>veiny tits disgusting

What a fag

>>79148820
>most of us have been here since the start
You lying sack of shit. Hardly any legit oldfags remain.

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>>79148662
>tfw 46 with a daughter in college

fite me boi

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BABY WANTS MILKY MILK

>>79146639
had children

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>>79149084
post a pic of her

>>79149063
Im not him but i have been here since 2004 you little shit AND i created memes that have become part lf 4chan vocabulary like v& and "fukken saved" and spengbab and "leave bond to me". THOSE WERE ALL ME

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breasts expand when pregnant naturally and she got enhancements afterwards to keep the size and have a more realistic natural look

its a real shame that so many dont wait until they are pregnant and get balloon tits when they can do what she did and others

>>79149084
post tits of your wife's daughter

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>>79149185
>tfw been here since 05 and only meme that has entered somewhat popular vernacular created by me is N4-PR

feels meh desu

Isn't she actually half-retarded? I couldn't get it up for a woman this dumb, I need someone who stimulates my brain as much as my penis

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>>79149164
>>79149164

>>79148662
Im 28, nigger. FUCK YOU

>>79148777
It's an encryped truecrypt file thats 200 GB large, fag.

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>>79147348
Me too, anon

>tfw I coulda pulled her when she was super thicc monster mode and then reaped the big titty goddess as my reward.

>>79149514
Literally begging to be blacked. She's getting assfucked by a nigger right now, good job man

>>79147930
>working the graveyard shift

Gotta earn those shekels for Ari Jewburg!

>>79149514

>ass bigger than tits

nice

>>79149514
damn breh

>>79146154
Ashley > Jessica

Prove me right faggots

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>>79148662
>h-heh yeah...

>>79149514
B R E H

>>79149639
Not how it works faggot, prove Ashley is better..

>>79149084
>>79149514
I'd rather fight her, with my penis and with my fist, in her vagoo. If you catch my drift.

>>79149514
Can nose penetrate anus? That's what I want do her but I'm still virgin.

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>>79149514
another one

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>>79149684
proofs

>>79149715
>totally not a random college kid I creep on facebook

>>79149726
>not blonde
>smaller tits
>fucks niggers
How is she better?

>>79149726
Yikes where to begin........
Her tits are already sagging, the nose of a witch, forehead made for landing planes, covered in layers of make up. Sorry for your poor taste in women. The only thing that can potentially save her is if her feet,ass,and vagina are god tier.

>>79146289
Exotic

>>79149805
where have you seen her vagina?

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>>79149800
>>79149805
you should fucking hang yourselves for being so fucking gay

>>79149820
I haven't? Learn to read.

>>79149843
Lul another terrible photo.
Push up bra,covered in more layers and face air brushed to fuckville. Get a grip.

>>79149871
As I said you're fucking gay, attracted to generic plastic bimbos with orange skin

Literally no taste

>>79149726
She was better with the clef chin

>>79149906
Your taste in women is atrocious. I'm genuinely sorry for you.

>>79149715
lol def not her..

>>79149941
At least I have taste and doesn't salivate over what MTV tells me is hot

>>79148662
11? I started jerking off at 2.5 years old.

The fuck is wrong with you?

>>79149954
You are too far gone............ may god have mercy on your soul.

>>79146289
this. they are disgusting. barely human. basically nigger tier.

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>>79147838
mummy

>>79149954
Didn't MTV tell me both of them are hot? I don't need MTV to tell me to prefer big ol titties

>>79149986
kek

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>>79149514
>>79149715
BREHS
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S

>>79149494
Woman detected

>>79149514
She is asking to get DADED

>>79149608
I'm in Australia. It's 1:50 pm on Monday

>>79149562
>200gb
my porn hdd is 3 tb and is 95% full
fucking step it up

>>79150065
So naturally you're here shitposting

>>79149164
>>79149228
>>79149685
but i hate you fucking people... i just want to leave

>>79150081
How do you organize it?

>>79150093
Yep.

My job is boring as fuck. If there was restricted Internet access I would probably go insane.

>>79150115
Number of black partners. What other way is there?

>>79149954
They were BOTH pop stars, fuckwit.

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>>79148662
>tfw 26 and single

>>79150191
Ashley went down in flames on live tv and never recovered tho

>>79150319
So? How is that at all relevant? Ashley is hotter because she was less successful?

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>>79150191
Mfw this idiot is getting roasted

>>79148662
26 kid, you can fuck off

>>79150587
Posts like this are exactly why should consider how you spend your free time

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>>79149514
sweet JESUS

>>79149514
nice

>>79150587
>>79150654
>being under 30 and wasting your youth on this trash hole
wew lad

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>>79151687
I have nothing and never will amount to anything, why should I care where I spend my time?

>>79149494
Straight up gay nigger detected holy fuck

>>79149843
Damn, kris angel looks like that?
Mind freak

>>79149514
id paper bag that middle aged woman whos name is probably martha or lisa

>>79151758
Fair enough.

>>79149726
Jessica already has a big square face but this bitch has a straight ugly face and her body is nothing, and her career ended after SNL lipsync.
*leans into mic*
Wrong.

>>79151915
>SNL lipsync.
that was ashley

at least get your facts right if you going to be an insufferable faggot

>>79151947
I responded to a pic of Ashlee dude. Fuck.

>>79146154
Is she hot again?

>>79151999
i seeee well fuck my ass

>>79146218
I would fucking slam babies into that fat fuck and suck her boulder tits till she couldn't walk which she barely can there anyway.

>>79152007
uh thats a thats a couple of huge yeses

>>79152031
Don't worry about it. Just don't make a habit of skimming through anything you read. No harm done.

Live!