I'm really fucking excited for this.

>>79145621
i thought it was brianna wu from the thumbnail

no way someone can say this unironically

https://youtu.be/jqftOTvYYd8

>>79145621
Me too
Did you see the small glimpse of Will during the new trailer?

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>>79145646

>>79145621
hell yeah

>>79145655
Believe it guy

>>79145655
Get over yourself kiddo
You need to step out of the internet and realize how ridiculous your secret little kino club is, and understand that people love all sorts of movies and your little arthouse films are for a very small and very niche group.

Yeah, I was planning on never seeing this before this tv spot. Cash sold it, I might even pay for a ticket.

>>79145663

Undead Will Turner versus Undead Salazar, mite be cool

>>79145658
>>79145621

So instead of dead ghost zombie pirates, and dead zombie fish pirates... are they... ghost-er zombie pirates with floating body parts?

it does look rather interesting. i love javier. i've never seen one of PoC movies though. is it possible to enjoy one of them without having watched the previous movies?

>>79145621
>I'm really fucking excited for this.
Kill yourself faggot

>>79145857
Aren't all 3 on netflix? I'd at least watch the first one.

>>79145857

You should watch the first one at least since all the characters save Salazar were introduced there, decide from there if you want to watch the rest, though 2 and 3 complete a trilogy.

>>79145857
Yes Javier is really the biggest reason I want to see this.

>>79145658
>Johnny cash songs in a trailer for disney movie
Truly the end times are upon us.
I'm not sure what they're trying to accomplish by going for yet another "lol ghosts/undead pirates" villain.
Have they even made a single potc movie without some form of undead villain?

>>79145930
I thought the series overall is very good since it's allowed to be a bit more mature than the typical disney film, so the stakes were always so high (at least for the characters in the film).

However, I think the third one was a bit dragging and jumped the shark in a series about jumping the shark (when the lady grew 100 feet, I started getting a disconnect)

Still all fun movies, I think the second is the best though.

Pirates was kind of cooler in the first movie when the enemies only looked like monsters at night but were still just filthy pirates by day.

All these monster enemies are kinda lame.

>>79145943
>Have they even made a single potc movie without some form of undead villain?

Blackbeard wasn't undead.

I like the new ship and the water walk gimmick makes sense

>>79145979
The third movie had one of the best climaxes of recent times, though, and maybe the best final fight of a pirate movie.

>>79145655
There's a large following for these movies for some reason.

Oh wait that's because they're hella fucking good you contrarian faggot.

>>79146018
Shiiiet. I forgot the fourth movie even existed.

I love all four movies so yeah, I'm hyped for this one too

Why do the ghosts even have a ship if they can walk on the sea

Well, I guess the Pirates movies are the clostest thing to One Piece live action movies we're ever gonna get.

>>79145621
is this shot from the power rangers movie?

>>79146089

Because it looks cool and intimidating, plus they probably still have an affinity for the vessel they died on.

>>79146089
Probably the same reason people have cars when they can walk on the ground.

>>79146089
>why even have cars if we can walk on the road

You retarded motherfucker.

>>79146045
I liked all the films, they were way better than any blockbuster we get in the summer these days, save Pacific Rim.

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>>79146121

Pirates 4 was way too "street level" with almost zero weird shit besides the zombies and the mermaid. Blackbeard was shit

This movie looks like they're bringing the good parts back

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>>79145658
>not using a spooky version of link related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOIzwV8SzpQ
For fuck' sake Zimmer even worked on that one!

Figured ghosts would be Mary Celeste or some famous ghostship. Kinda lame.

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>Ghost sharks
Now that's more like it!

>>79146203
I barely even count the zombies as weird shit. I mean, you have to be told that they're zombies, otherwise they're just dudes with weird facial scars and stuff.

It also leaned too much on telling and not showing between Gibbs memorizing and destroying Sao Feng's map even though the whole point of that prop was to be a cool visual plot device to connect all future sequels together and Barbossa's story about why Disney couldn't afford to hire the supporting pirates from the original trilogy back.

>>79146291
how does one tame a ghost shark

Meh, it really is just another PotC movie, nothing seems to make it stand out.

>will has barnacle face
Why? I thought that shit happened because of Davy Jones hatred towards the sea or some shit, wasnt that resolved on 3, must you really fuck up on the legacy of an already mediocre trilogy?

>>79145621
Is that George Soros?

>>79146340

>will has barnacle face

i don't get that either, davy jones was supposed to have gotten fucked up because he didn't safeguard the passage of souls that died on the sea, but will took up his mantle and actually did the job at the end of 3

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>>79146121

>>79146340
>pirate ship that rears up like a fucking Transformer

give them SOME credit

>more fucking undead pirates

They ran out of ideas several movies ago, didn't they?

>>79146060
>hella fucking good
shut the fuck up you retarded nigger.

>>79145655
No taste retards generally can

>>79146450
>>>/pol/

You're not funny, you're not edgy, you're not hip, you're not cool, you're not impressing anyone, and above all YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!

>>79146444
gost =/= Mayan curse

>>79145621
>wasting Javier Bardem on Disney shit

The Mouse has to die.

>>79146340
>nothing seems to make it stand out.

But dude it's been like a couple years since the last one and they got some of the original cast in it!

we are getting in one piece level of zany

and I LOVE IT

>>79146340
Jones went full squid because he quit his job as ferryman of the dead in favor of abusing all the power that commanding the Flying Dutchman came with.

I'm guessing that with all these ghosts fucking shit up and abusing the power of Poseidon's Trident, Will's becoming unable to do the job properly and the mutation's starting to hit him.

>>79146485
Fuck off anon. I've been posting here for 8 years and every fucking year more of you retarded fucks keep posting retarded shit like your previous post. How about expressing yourself in way that doesn't make it seem like you just dragged yourself out of the gutter?

Finally the plot include spanish pirates

>>79146601
>I didn't watch 4

>>79145857
just watch the trilogy. part 1 &3 are great. 2 & 4 are mediocre to bad.

>>79146382
Oh yeah, that is it, god it has been some time and that 3rd one isnt memorable at all.

>>79146392
Ok, i guess that was kinda cool, but in this age of CG i've become so jaded you have to do some really crazy stuff to catch my interest.

>>79146520
Yeah, gotta keep that zombie piate cashcow flowing, thankfully i dont have as many friends as i used to have to push me to watch this shit.

>>79146547
You are not going to believe me but i gave the trailer a second look and thought the exact same thing, outside of knowing that trident thing because i havent been following the news for this at all.

>>79146601
>>79146626

BUILD WALL

>>79146485
go back to redd it. you realise /pol/ didn't invent the word nigger right?

>>79146626
who did?

>>79146485
>everyone who says nigger is /pol/
hello leldit , calling someone a faggot or a nigger is a 4chan norm.

>>79146592
>I've been posting here for 8 years

Listen fucker I'm a gamer gate verteran and can sniff a stupid newfag like you a mile away so don't even try to pass off like you've been here for that long at me. While you were reading about this site on reddit or neogaf I was fighting on the frontlines against the likes of gawker and buzzfeed to protect your right to post whatever inane tripe you want on here. But you know what fuckstick? Racism was NOT one of those things I fought for so you either take your shit right back to /pol/ or FUCK RIGHT OFF BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME! I got war scars for my time you're nothing compared to me. Nothing.


NOTHING!

>>79146337
very carefully

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All these stellar effects and makeup work and you can tell cunt Orlando has a MAKEUP CAN ONLY COVER 15% OF MR. BLOOM'S FACE clause.

>>79146671
>gamer gate verteran
LOL

>>79146521
Call me when they add oversized people.

>inb4 Calypso

Bill Nighy as Davy Jones was GOAT in PoC 2, plus the CG hasn't aged horribly. He is the only reason why 2 is good.

>>79146547
>>79146646
>zombie pirates get Poseidon's trident
>Poseidon nowhere to be seen in all four movies, nor the trailer for fifth, so far

I hope he appears at the end.

>>79145621
WILL YOU SAY THAT TO HIM?!

>>79146807
PLEASE?

>>79146733
Keh-lips-oh.

>Trailer has quip

DROPPED

>>79145672
>not naming the file starkek

>>79146712
Hopefully he gets crabclaw or sharkdick or something.

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>>79146671
>Listen fucker I'm a gamer gate verteran
I'm "old" kid. I've been calling people niggers since before I even got the internet. I'm not going to stop because of PC thugs like you.

>>79146789
Hopefully this movie has two parts like the Davy Jones ones and make him show up in the 6th one(only this time, make the final one good), the 4th one biggest flaw is that it's boring and inconsequential.

>>79146712

>starfish growing on his face

Pottery

>>79146882
4th one would be a fine side story if they didn't make Blackbeard into such a bitch

>>79145979
2>4=1>3
Fact.

>>79146839
He probably already has crabs.
It's a pirate's life, yo ho.

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>>79146929
>4 = 1

>>79145621
Kind of sick of the constant zombie variations as villains in this series. But what other monsters could they use?

>>79146018
he had voodoo zombies though

>>79147287
who gives a fuck? They were pushing it as it was with the 3rd one. How old are you anon. How can you be so enthralled by this shit?

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>>79147287
Star Wars used repurposed tentacle-rape monsters. Maybe that's an avenue they could explore?

>>79147395

But he himself was not undead, pay attention.

>>79145621

Was even more excited once I found out that is Javier or whatever you spell it.

>>79147410
?

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>>79147287
It's specifically ghosts this time, but they decided to go in a completely different direction from the usual sparkly glowy kinds.

The burnt scraps of paper aesthetic is actually kinda neat looking. Kinda evokes a "blown up in cannon battles" feeling.

>>79147467
Answer the question you stupid faggot.

How will Johnny Depp perform considering his more recent work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fZVA9TPwj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dosfiJdr0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oixof-EoPRc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YsSbKcR3LY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryAyTzGA-dk

Potc movie ranks

1>2>3>4

>>79146712
Why does he have shit growing on his face? I thought that was only supposed to happen if you didn't take the job as ferryman?

>>79146738
and the Kraken.

>>79147525
that was Hugh Jackman in Pan you dope

>>79147562
2 > 1 > 3 > 4

>>79145841
No, it goes:

Cursed spooky skeleton pirates
Slimy fish people pirates
Hypnotized voodoo zombie pirates
Undead floaty ghost pirates

>>79146626
4 had the spanish navy, not spanish pirates

>>79147588
Bardem being undead probably has something to do with him not fulfilling his job

>>79147771
how original. continuing this series was a mistake

is Barbossa kill?

or will they take the Black Pearl from him, again.

>>79147875
Barbossa ran off with Blackbeard's ship at the end of 4 while Jack has the Black Pearl in a bottle.

>>79146879
>Uniornically calling someone a thug and using the word nigga in the same sentence
tut tut

>>79147990
>>79147875
He's in the trailer, you niggers.

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>>79147875

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Witness me!

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>>79148004
I said nigger you retarded faggot and maybe you should look up the origin of the word thug.

>>79146712
you actually think the effect look good?

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I hope to god that this CGI isn't final

>>79145621
Best trailer that's played so far during the game. Well, John Wick 2 was cool, too. Was that Wick getting nailed by the car or was he driving?

the shills are working extra hard today.
if you like video game graphics from 2008 and the same thing you've in the last 4 times you gonna love this.

>>79147673
i wanted to say that but 2 gets hated for no reason.

Kraken and Davy Jones are so cool

>>79148211
>video game graphics from 2008

The CGI looked pretty good, though.

Now, Transformers: Whatever looked like a video game.

>>79148221
The problem with 2 was all that filler with the cannibals

>>79148119
So is he pretending to be a privateer now? I'm assuming it's to hide from Mr. KillAllPirates.

DUDE WHAT IF WE USED JOHNNY CASH LIKE THAT WOLVERINE TRAILER PEOPLE WOULD LIKE US RIGHT!?

RIGHT!!??

>>79148246
look at bardem's hair and the part where the pirates charge.

>>79148287
Are you talking about OP's picture? It has a fucking filter on it.

>>79145658
Johnny Depp is so fucked

I remember the 4th movies ads made it literally Johnny Depp: The Movie

But this shit barely shows him ahaha

>>79148315
no shit it has filter but no i'm talking about the last 2 trailers.

>>79147875

let me rephrase the question,
in the trailer it looks like Salazar wrecks Barbossa's ship for unknown reasons, wil he get killed or just shipless like always ends up.

>>79148139
Why do you cuss so much? Unnecessary, please return to /pol/ you racist bigot

>>79148221
does it really? I thought it was the most popular out of all them

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>>79146121

>>79148358
Probably shipless so he can team up with Jack

>>79148321
Hes still probably getting paid tens of millions of dollars

>>79148365
Probably frustration due to the amount of niggers, retards and faggots posting here these days. Why do kids think any and all perceived racism stems from /pol/? You need to get out more anon.

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>>79145621
>piratekino is coming back
you know, potc is just one of those series which I've genuinely enjoyed through & through
i even thought on stranger tides was pretty okay, if a bit soulless

>>79148119
he had his hat back in 4. why does he still look like a commodore

>>79148477
My biggest problem with 4 was the severe lack of kino naval battles

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>>79146121
rekt

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>>79148321
>But this shit barely shows him
BTFO

>>79148533
i thought 4's biggest issues lay in the fact that most of Jack's charm came off as worn-out/forced-- whether I can blame that on bad directing or on the fact that it was after all the fourth installment of the series, I simply don't know
plus the romance between shiphand literally who and the mermaid was unnecessary and took away from what could have been used to further develop say, the spaniards

I'm looking forward to this but I'm so fucking baffled by the marketing. The movie had a 300+ million dollar budget and is even bringing back Orlando Bloom since after the 4th one everyone realized Jack needs a straight man to bounce off of, but Disney has done next to nothing to promote it.
>First trailer
Showed a shitty CGI Javier Bardem looking like a ghost? And it didn't show Captain Jack at all, or anything that has to do with the other films for that matter. It didn't give any information regarding the plot, and I know the teaser trailers for The Force Awakens barely showed anything and were great trailers, but at least those showed more than one scene and each vignette was memorable.
>Second trailer
Bunch of ships blowing each other up while a Johnny Cash song plays, the CGI looks worse than it did 10 years ago, still no hint at the plot or who the villain is, and they finally show us one of the main cast with a shot of Barbarossa looking nervous. They showed Orlando Bloom for a blink-and-you-miss it frame with no indication its him, and then we finally see Jack at the end just so he can say something to be used as a hashtag.

And it comes out in 3 fucking months. Where the fuck did the budget go? Does Disney want it to fail? Why'd they even bother making another movie after the 4th one was so hated? It's not like they're trying to reboot the franchise like The Force Awakens, it's just a sequel that does nothing to make people excited about the series again. I love the first three enough to see it, but wtf Disney

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>>79148321

I think this is actually good for the movie.

He's a legend in universe now, better dosage his participation than run on the ground.

Of course they're probably fading him out for movies without him because of the domestic abuse shit, but i think this could make the movie better if he's a character on it instead of the whole freaking movie.

>>79148591
that looks fan made holy shit

literally deviantart tier

I didnt watch 4. What did I miss out on?

>>79148637
thats probably why the fourth failed so hard
the first three had other great characters like barbosa and davey to balance it out. Not bloom though hes bland as all fuck I don't even know why they're bothering bringing him back, even keira knightly had a better character

>>79148625
>who the villain is
Javier Bardem, aka Captain Salazar, is most likely the villain
they're calling the movie "revenge of Salazar" almost everywhere in europe

>>79148637
I guarantee you 95% of the audience doesn't give a fuck about the domestic abuse shit, especially since it never ended up being confirmed true or false. They're probably going to lose more money showing no Captain Jack in the promo material than they would if they marketed it like the other ones

>>79148690
Nothing and you shouldn't bother watching this shit either.

>>79148625
Bardem is the villain dumbass

>>79148321
the trailer was probably made when Depp was getting bad press as a wife beater

>Using Johnny Cash for this movie
Why are they doing this shit? At least with Logan, it sort of works

>>79148690
I saw 4 and I genuinely can't tell you what happened in it. I'm pretty sure Blackbeard was the villain and there was a mermaid but aside from that I remember literally nothing. The new one has Orlando Bloom back in it so I think they're treating 4 as a standalone and continuing the story from 3, but who knows since they've released next to no information about the new one

>>79148119
what's up with his eyes

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>>79146121
actually made me think

>>79148690

Blackbeard
killer mermaids
a sword that controls wind gales

>>79148705
>>79148734

No, I'm aware Bardem is playing the villain, but I meant we don't know who his character is or what his motivations are or why he looks like that. With the originals, we knew Barbarossa was an evil pirate that stole Jack's ship, we knew who Davy Jones is, and the 4th one had fucking Blackbeard in it. Knowing he's called "Captain Salazar" doesn't tell you anything

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>>79148715
>especially since it never ended up being confirmed true or false

>marry a rich as fuck hollywood star
>after you've grown tired of him, slam a door in your face and tell everyone that your husband hit you with a toaster
>rake in the easy cash because the american judicial system favors you if you have a pussy

>>79146250

>Mary Celeste

but that was in 1872 and these films are set during the 18th century

Who is that bald qt anyway?

>>79146671
Is this bait? Gamergate? Wasnt that like 2 years ago? It all just runs together...mygod. how long have i been here.

>>79148940
Will is immortal.

Although I doubt that they'd be very giving a fuck about anachronisms in their hunted magic pirate universe.

Although it'd actually be neat if the circle of Pirate Hell they break out of or whatever is "timeless" containing all sinning pirates from past and future at once.

>>79145658
Looks too much like a CGI shitfest. I'll watch it for Geoffrey Rush though. Him and McShane made the last one watchable

>>79148891
I don't understand what your reply has to do with what you quoted

it literally was never confirmed, regardless of what you think happened. I'm siding with Depp but I still think that it's just my opinion and not a fact.

>>79149028
>I don't understand what your reply has to do with what you quoted
just chiming in with my guess on what most likely happened, especially since it's been repeated over and over again since the dawn of the 50/50 ruling

>>79148472
http://www.funnyjunk.com/That+s+edgy/funny-pictures/5839013#97b6dc_5838569

>>79145621
>Another ghost ship

can't they come up with anything new?

>>79145983
THIS

>>79145655
this unironically

>>79149188
ironic

>>79149131
Well they are pirates, so what else would they use? Plus ships are like the only way to travel over water.

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>>79146671
> I have scars

>>79149027
Leaks say he dies in the first scene he's in to set up stakes.

>>79148816
>a sword that controls wind gales
how did it control the ropes then
didn't it just control blackbeard's ship

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>>79149995
you better be fucking lying

unless he comes back for the second time lol

>>79150064
Not lying. He is the first victim of Javier Bardem's pirate crew seen on screen, but he dies a heroes death.

>>79150198
I call fucking bullshit. Post the rest of the leaks.

>>79150234
Nigger I didn't save everything I saw but I'll try to remember
-Jack is the leader of the pirates he saved from Blackbeard, remember all the ships in those bottles?

-The Black Pearl has ascended into legend among pirates, commonfolk, and government alike. Not even privateers and government ships try to attack it now, simply pay heed when it passes.

-Jack isn't seen until around 40 minutes in, his role is much more subdued because of the wife beating scandal. It's much more focused on Will Turner and his son.

-Will Turner's son is groomed to be the main character of the rest of the series

>>79150352
How does Barbossa die?

>>79145621

>mfw I thought this was a leaked picture of Catelyn stark resurrected until I read the thread.

Did they cut that scene or will it be in the next season.

>>79150352
>Jack isn't seen until around 40 minutes in
Fake and gay

2>1>3>4

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>>79150352
>Jack isn't seen until around 40 minutes in because of the wife beating scandal

>Johnny Depp was literally inserted last minute into Fantastic Beasts because they secured his role

c'mon son

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>>79145621
Am i the only one who thought Pirates was back on form and Bardem looked and sounded great, until he leaned forward and said, "please?"

I don't need the Marvel 50 quips per-minute infecting every. single. film.

>>79145621
>90% of the trailer was obvious CGI
>Being excited for that

Wew

>>79150499
>I don't need the Marvel 50 quips per-minute infecting every. single. film.
But POTC is a kid's series with comedy every minute.

>>79150515
>obvious cgi

yeah they should've hired real ghosts

>>79150559
Were the trailer also 90% ghosts?
No. Kill your self.

>>79148321
He was a drunk mess on the Australian shoot. Gained weight, looked bloated, so shots had to be blocked to accommodate his look.

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all i want is a return of squid face. i know davyboy is dead, but will could still turn into a fishman right?
hes trying to do his job of taking dead people to the afterlife, but clearly failing because they keep getting out. does that constitute the growth of fish parts?

>>79145658
Why does the bird have a partly invisible left leg?

>>79146929
No.
2>1=3>shit>4

>>79150648
ghost

>>79150609
Literally use your eyes
>>79146712

>>79146093

Film directors etc hate the carribean pirate area for some reason. Even black sails, with a huge budget, still wastes it on blackstabbing plots for the millionth time.

list of things i want to see but will probably not happen:

bringing back the original curse from the first movie. someones about to die, they throw a coin at him so he doesnt. salazar is an undead ghost so they would resort to being undead zombies to kill them?
undead kraken/other giant ocean monster. they showed shots of undead, skeleton sharks swimming in the trailer and salazar's ship looks like a ribcage. would be great to have them reveal theyve got another undead monstrosity. even better(or worse?) would be using its bones as a ship
will turner sprouting the tentacle beard. hes got barnacles and a starfish like his dad, but i want the beard

list things that i think will happen and i dont really care about:

barbossas/jacks undead monkey will fight undead bird
british guys the pirates killed in previous movies will come back and try to kill wills kid
some old character will die and pass the torch to wills kid
more gods will be revealed (besides poseidon)

>>79150721
>barnacles = squid face
literally read my post before making a retarded reply

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>Will fucked up ferrying ghosts too