Worst Movie Posters/Cover Art

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>Hilarious
>The smash-hit comedy of the year!

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This was the DVD release cover and is still one of the most baffling things I've ever seen.

>>79141038
I'll take "What is irony?" for $400, Alex.

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>DVD release
>Still has a VHS in the background

>>79141141
I don't know, what is irony?

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reminds me of this

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I don't know why this one bothers me so much.

>>79141831
because it's like every other matt damon movie poster ever

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>>79141625
Remember when this song was the big meme

>>79142021

What did they do to his neck?

>>79142021
I love how that hand at the bottom isn't even attached to anything.

>>79141625
God I remember playing the shit out of this album back in 2007

>>79141945
I'm not autistic but CAN THEY PUT THE FUCKING NAMES OVER THE RIGHT FUCKING ACTOR FFS

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Not a fan of this one. I wish they would've used the original poster.

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>>79142099

>>79142141
This pisses me off so goddamn much.

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>>79142143

That isn't awful but it is exceptionally mediocre.

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>>79142101
kek holy shit

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or any other movie that has a cover like this that doesn't make sense.

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Spock looks like he's going to go all Pon Farr on that punk rocker.

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>>79141085
are you just looking for (you)s?

http://ask.metafilter.com/133832/Why-was-the-spider-removed-from-the-Arachnophobia-movie-poster

>>79141831
GIVE

HIM

BLINI

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>>79142223
The Big Lebowski and Blues Brothers have nice versions of those

>>79142284
That's exactly the point. It makes no fucking sense to remove the spider from the poster of a movie about spiders.

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>>79141831

>>79141085
They brought it back for the blu ray, probably Disney just being idiotic.

>>79141085
>our research indicates most people hate spiders, better take the spider off the cover

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Also a shitty movie.

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>>79142351
I would totally love this poster if the car wouldn't look so fake... and still... Its supposed to be dritfting.

>>79142427

It's a really good concept but yeah the execution leaves something to be desired.

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>>79142021

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>>79142419
>OVER 30 MILLION TRAILER VIEWS

>>79142303
jesus christ

>>79141945
It looks like they took stock images of all the actors, edited John Cryer to be shirtless and photoshop a blanket over them.


In fact i BELIEVE this os what they did

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Fuck sake

>>79142598

Christ I never realized that all Matt Damon posters really are the same.

>>79142598
>>79142341
>>79141831

Meant to have (you)s in there

>>79142598
YOU

KNOW

HIS

NAME

But in case you forgot, we'll put it at the bottom for you.

>>79142469
>Every thread
>Firth's massively inflated hands

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Alright Matt, give use your "500-yard-stare "

>>79142141

I want to say I remember reading somewhere that the names come in a certain order depending on the actor's popularity and how they're contracts are set up. Definitely agree with you though.

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>>79140893
>entire film explores the relationship between NASA and 1970 America by showing a drama-hungry media only interested in the space program when lives are threatened and astronauts are in danger
>characters wonder why the astronauts aren't on TV, why NASA has no money, and why general enthusiasm for exploration circa 1950s and early 1960s American exceptionalism seems to have fallen by the wayside
>recontextualizing the Apollo 13 crew within the style of Pop Art - channeling Warhol and Lichtenstein - effectively highlights this relationship, suggesting that media worship of the age is associated with a shallowness that prioritizes 15 minutes of fame over actual scientific discovery and advancement

I'm sick of people saying this cover sucks. Do you even kino, you fucking pleb?

>>79140893
Wow I never knew Dan Aykroyd was in this movie

>>79141831
I hate how faces look close up when they are covered in make-up. It's like you can see every pore on their skin, people's faces don't really look that way.

>>79142700
>be Chinese director
>want to make a movie that appeals to Chinese people and American people
>"hey, I'll cast this big movie star from America!"
>film a movie about cultures coming together to fight a greater evil
>trailer comes out
>FUCKING WHITEWASHING TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD BULLSHIT FUCKING MATT DAMON FUCK THIS RACIST PIECE OF SHIT STEALING ROLES FROM CHINESE PEOPLE

Feel bad for the movie, desu

>>79142740
Everyone knows this.

The problem isn't that it uses pop art, the problem is that it uses SHIT pop art. And don't try and come up with some kind of crappy "it's retarded on purpose" argument, it looks like it was slapped together in 20 minutes by an intern speed-painting and then putting a photoshop filter over it.

You can have good ideas and still muck up the execution horrendously

>>79142101
holy fucking shit it just fades into nothing. How was that ok'd?

>>79142700
this is like some instagram slut "and here's a picture of the great wall, isn't it cool?"

>>79141831
>movie poster is a straight-on picture of a character with big text over the whole thing
Can this meme fucking die

>>79142803
Not that guy, but what's shit about it? A lot of pop art looks simplistic like that.

>>79142341
>what were they trying to keep out?
>Matt Damon

kek

>>79142598
It's "fuck's sake", you illiterate mongoloid. "Fuck sake" means fuck all.

>>79142021
>fuck we need a poster
>hey, coffee guy, can you use photoshop?
>................ yes

>>79142740
Looks like shit.
Its not like this thread is about bashing the reasons for an ugly cover, its just about ugly covers.
This is an ugly cover.
Had they hired someone who could do the style better it wouldnt have looked so dumb.

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>just fuck my eye up f@m

>>79142427
>>79142454
Well I like it.

>>79142725
If that's the case, then design the poster based on billing.

>>79142898
everything about that is great though

>>79142903
>we REALLY want people to get a full view of amy adams' pointy weird nose

>>79142469
>neither man is going to catch her
>man on left is wearing a very ill-fitting suit
>huge fucking hands

This is just too strange. Why would a certain movie have multiple horrid posters?

>>79142143
There's literally a big space where Joe Pesci should be, why wouldn't they include him on the cover?

>>79142700
>>79142598
>>79142341

>>79142930
That's a great poster. i haven't seen the movie so idk if it fits the tone or whatever, but I love it on it's own.

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>>79143028

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>>79143015
Forgot picture

>>79143008
Especially considering that he got an Oscar for this performance.

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Why would they replace one of the best posters of all time with this shit

>>79143062
>>79142700
>>79142598
>>79142341
>>79141831

What the shit is going on?

>>79143079

The poster is even still in the background, they just slapped him over it. What a cock up.

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>>79142419
>The plot revolves around the titular Smiley killer, the subject of an Internet myth. Supposedly, if a person on a ChatRoulette-style website types the phrase "I did it for the lulz" three times, their chat partner will be murdered by a killer called Smiley, so named because he mutilated his own face by stitching his own eyes shut and carved his mouth into a smile, before they themselves are killed.
>"I did it for the lulz"

TOP WEW

>>79143062
>HE FROM THE DIRECTOR OF DISTRICT 9 CAN SAVE US ELYSIUM ALL
what did they mean by this?

>>79142898
I kinda love this

>>79143145

The bad guys in the movie are literally /b/ shitposters.

>>79143145
>look it up
>it's real
christ

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I get what they are going for, but it looks like a joke.

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My edit

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Not one of the worst, but the lens flares look cheap.

>>79143028
wow that is one of the worst

>>79143028

This is especially sad considering how good the movie is.

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Guess the genre of this movie based on the cover.

>>79143272

Obviously a romcom.

>>79143079

this one makes me so fucking mad. REEEEEE

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>>79143239

fucking kek

>>79143135
I actually really this one

>>79140893
>>79142303
>>79142223
>Hey. Those Avengers and comic book movies are popular. Let's make people think this is from a comic book!

>>79143272
Clearly a heist movie, a sequel to Ocean's 11.

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>>79142419
>advertising how many views your trailer got on the poster
Do they really think someone be more likely to watch a movie based on youtube views?

>>79143240

it's intentional

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>>79141038
>[Sih-NECK-doh-kee]

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Is this kino?

>>79142686
[spoiled]HOW'S ANNIE?

>>79143487
What makes you say that?

>>79141625
>techno music in background
>Bane?

>>79143239
Really actived my almonds

>>79143559

the whole movie looks like trash, on purpose, it kinda makes sense that the poster would follow that

>>79143559
His autism and devotion for Lynch.

>>79142063
Fuck his neck, look at her arm.

>>79143412
I really it too, dumb mobileposter.

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>>79143632

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I don't think anything /tv/ has will beat /v/

>A picture of the box, ON THE BOX

>>79142021
this CANNOT be real

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>>79143683
agreed

>>79142189
fucking kek I can barely even read that text

>>79141198

Holy fuck I never noticed that the background was a vhs tape.

>>79142686
Is Denny

>>79143810
kek

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This movie made 131 million USD.

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Does this count as a cover? Who fucking approved this thing.

>>79142898
>implying this is a bad poster

>>79143810
YOU'RE NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER

>>79143863
>i can finally know what it feels like to rub my penis on Jamie Foxx's lips

>>79143933
>Jamie loosen up a bit
>You're so tense

>>79142725
You read it here. Because its posted every time someone whines about it.

Since first worlders read left to right, names or ordered left to right in order of billing. So the first name people will read is the highest billed. Then images of actors are organized center-out in order of billing.

>>79142341
Mongols. They were trying to keep out Mongols.

>>79143534
>in order to make Paris Hilton "hot" they had to cgi in someone who is uglier than literally 99% of the people on the planet

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>>79143989

What does the 1% look like?

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>>79141085

>"Fun!"

>>79144009
That dude isn't even as ugly as the chick in that poster

but the bottom 1% is truly horrific

>>79143825
Holy shit, why do they always replace genuinely good posters with this photoshopped bullshit? Are they actually retarded

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>>79143534
>Mfw I can remember when Paris Hilton was relevant

>>79144070

So they don't have to continue paying royalties to whoever made the original art. It's cheaper to just have an intern with photoshop slap something together.

>>79144098
They could at least try. Hell, they probably lose money from the lost sails brought upon by such shit art

>T. Someone who will watch a movie based on whether or not I like the poster

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>put 2 versions of the second movie in the box so people will think its the other trilogy

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>>79141831
>>79142341
>>79142598
>>79142700
>>79143062

>>79144277

STOP IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

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>>79144277
>>79144306
it won't stop, we need some sort of great wall to stop him

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>>79144277
>>79144347

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>>79144408

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is the plane coming out of his claws?
Why is Professor X's chair causing an explosion?

>>79143783
I still don't see it.

>>79144442
that zebra is about to get fucked up

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a blatant photoshop

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>>79144500

To the left of Pennywise's head. Here's the original VHS where it's more clear. The DVD one they just cropped it a bit so it's less obvious.

>>79144442
>We Bought a Zoo 2: Jerry Maguire Buys a Zoo

>>79140893
I'm not sure but I think this was part of a series of other movies that they released on blu-ray, and they all had that halftone comic style cover.

>>79144138
>sails

But I agree to a point, like sure I might like the blu-ray of spiderman, but do I bollocks want that turd glaring out from my movies shelf, it's embarrassing

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looks like a logo for a hotel company..

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>>79142427
this could have worked if they had got rid of the car and make the circle just an outline of skid marks, kinda like this.
Also it would have helped if the movie and franchise weren't shite

>>79143683
I would demand two copies.

>>79144736

>Talking bad about Fast and Furious

I want you off my board.

>>79144665

This is amateur as hell.

>>79144442
memes aside, this was comfy-kino

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A classic

>>79145114

Considering what the movie is this really isn't that bad. It's pretty appropriate.

>>79145114
the original wasn't that much better

>>79143575
underrated

>>79143933
my sides what the fuck.

>>79144665
>a videogame by Lucasarts

>>79144893
amateur book aswell

>>79143810
Lmao

>>79145395
Thank you. I was wondering which logo this was reminding me of.

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>>79143863

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>>79144665

Fucking thank you, that was killing me.

>>79143412
>>79143636
kek

>>79142930
That guy with the gun doesn't even vent look like Kitano

>>79143989
When that movie came out the marketing department was all over /tv/, and we got to watch the poster evolve from the girl looking just a little south of "okay" to "CGI monster."

>>79142898

this fucking rules

>>79144488
*braaap*

>>79141872
oh my god

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>>79146129

They made more.

>>79142189
whats a Disco Bank???

>>79142930
can't see the name on the poster...is it Benjamin Mara???

if it is...this poster is pure Kino

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>>79142861

>>79143825
this is legitimately fucking disgusting

>>79141831

Dreamworks face

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>>79142898
>>79142930


>not like Mara PosterKino

>>79146625

Yeah this is horrifying.

>>79146687

>As soon as she touched my dick I came and started farting

off topic but phil collins remastered all his old albums and replaced the covers with photos of his old geriatric face.

it really sucks to look at.

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>>79146792
forgot the photo

>>79143135
This is great. Would get a poster of.

>>79146792
>>79146829
Good thing nobody is forcing you to listen to the remastered albums and look at the new coveers.

>>79146959
http://expressobeans.com/public/detail.php/225048

$65 for that variant $60 for the 1st edition

>>79143145
lulz a corruption of lol

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More misleading than anything

>>79147084
That's great. What are you, some sort of fag?

>>79146636
>can't handle Ben Mara's Art

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>>79143240
it really makes you think

>>79141831
TEXT
OVER
MY
FACE

>>79147084
>>79147118
It makes it look like a comedy

>>79147272
JUST
MATT
DAMON
THINGS

>>79147324
It has to be intentional

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>>79142223
>Jesus christ that magazine
Did the artist decide to make it a backwards assault extended clipazine?

>>79143841
imo it was good.

That cover really gives me an army of 2 vibe.

>>79142861
kekd

>>79147324
Do you not see Kevin's disturbing face in the title? It looks fucking creepy.

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>>79142499

>>79143008
that's because he didnt want to be in it i believe

>>79147118
looks like a damn comedy

>>79147084
looks like a "sundance indie hit"

>>79147671

This physically hurts me.

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>>79141831
>>79142341
>>79142598

>>79147809

I love Matt Damon but because of that fucking movie I cannot say his name normally anymore.

>>79142141
THIS SO FUCKING MUCH

>>79146969
go to bed phil

>>79146792
And then they wonder why people still pirate music.

>>79142903
Good movie desu. The poster should have just been The Shell and maybe a little Amy standing next to it. This is trying too nhard. Also no one wants to see FW and his creepy face.

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>>79142879
top actual kek

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>>79147850

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>>79147850
I work at a movie theater and every time I go to clock in at the back, there's a huge standee for The Great Wall on the way.
All I can ever think about is Team America

>>79143079
>extended director's cut
Jesus Christ, how long is it?

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>>79147591
>Compare that to this
What happened to movie posters /tv/?

>>79148093
little over 4 hours

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>>79148272

Jesus fuck.

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>>79147549
Two miserable looking people, and that creepy fucking face in the poster doesn't make it look like a comedy you autistic fuck!

>>79148085
*confused grunt*

>>79142980
>Left

Don't know your left and rights?

>>79147671
this is fucking funny

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New Pirates poster is literally Matt Damon tier

>>79148631
Please tell me this is fake.

>>79148775

Just released today.

>>79148631
d-does it say DYEL on his knuckles?

>>79147377
Taped magazine I assume. I also don't think it's too bad.

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>>79148631
>has jack tattooed on his fingers
that wasn't always there was it?

>>79142898
this is a fantastic poster though. The only thing i would have to maybe dispute is the choice of font to something slightly different.

>>79142945
hey amy's nose is her best feature

>>79146037
WEWWEEWWWWWEW
Hardest i laughed all day

>>79148631

Why in the fuck are they still making these movies?

>>79147084
>the downer mom
>the cool dad

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How the fuck could Australia approve this cover?

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>wow an exclusive cover of nothing but the city
Anyone who defends this cover over the regular cover of season 1 is a moron

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>>79142021
I love how the duct tape is the same two pieces photoshopped on top of one another

>>79149849
twas beauty that killed the beast

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plz

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>>79149918
to be surpassed by..

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this is reall..last movie where she looks normal..

>>79150037

This isn't good but it's not terrible. Just boring.

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>>79150291
>his face

>>79150581
jesus did their facial features just not ever finish growing?

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>>79150581

>image search this
>get these results

What the hell is this?

>>79142021
why not just use a scene from the film?

>>79150581
bogda bogda bogdanov

>>79141831
>broken glass edges added digitally around the sides
>still has glass reflections over his whole face

>>79150734

There's no broken glass you idiot.

>>79142021
>seeing the edge of the layer containing the arm

>>79150581
Can I get a quick rundown?

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>>79142686

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>>79150926

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>>79148000
Nice repeating numbers

>>79148631
Did they intentionally misspell his name?

>>79150769
What's that shit around the top of his forehead then?

>>79143683
we need to go deeper

>>79142898
Looks like hotline Miami with the distorted faces.

>>79151217

You mean the reflection of the mountains he's looking at?

>>79148085

Well fuck, that's unsettling

>>79151329
He's not looking at mountains, he's looking into the camera.
Also, if those are mountains then why do they stop at the metal band on his helmet?

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>>79151404
>He's not looking at mountains, he's looking into the camera.

>>79143780
Fuck what is the last word?

>>79151329
OK
What's reflecting it if the glass on his helmet is broken?

>>79151439

1987.

>>79151451

The fucking glass isn't broken you retard. It's all reflections.

>>79143683
Yo dawg. I heard you like boxart.

Actually, I just replayed Aria Of Sorrow. and should replay this. I got the original box and the bonus soundtrack cd and shit.

>>79150696
look up "real life ken doll"

>>79151672
ummm no thanks sweetie xoxo

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>>79144029
>not watching "fun" flicks exclusively
>giving in to the "film" and "kino" memes

>>79151729

The joke is that the movie is not fun. It's a horror movie based around a very common fear people have you autistic fucking frogposter.

>>79150696
he must be quite a guy kek

>>79149849
Dino'd

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>>79151832
I know, and my joke is that you should only watch "fun" aka "stupid 'turn your brain off'" movies but really not do that because that's what plebs do.

You fucking autistic nothing-poster. Go to the text boards if you don't want to post cartoon frogs.

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>>79149797
These fucking people I swear

>>79148631
Looks like a gangster rap album cover.

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>>79151941
>ifunny tier frog meme
kys

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>>79152129
After you, my friend.

>>79143062
hahaha
he can save us from the director of district 9

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>>79152295
no u

>>79143028
that fucking knight

>>79141872
This is a poster that I never had a second thought about until someone pointed it out and now I lose my shit every fucking time

>>79141038
>from the creator of

thats such a weird definition

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>>79152345
Let's do it at the same time then. Three minutes after this post. I have a round chambered right now and I'll check the time.

I'm holding my hand and hugging you in my mind.

>>79142771
looks like its been photoshopped it to hell and back.

Like they first removed the pores then drew them back on with the stamp tool or something.

>>79142143
doesnt DeNiro have grey hair in that film?

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>>79152614
haha, b-be serious anon

>>79151964
What's wrong with this one?

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>>79152685

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>>79152778

Please respond

PLEASE RESPOND

>>79143841
WHY ARE THEIR HEADS SO PHOTOSHOPPED AND BIG?

>>79146226
I dunno man it was the 80s

>>79140893
This looks like one of those made-for-DVD cartoons they had in the bargain bins at Walmart.

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>>79143028
compare it to the poster and VHS cover

>>79143783
That's because there isn't one and you replied to a moron

>>79152904
Except he posted the VHS version later to compare to. It's there.

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>>79152829
Haha I was just kidding. I didn't actually kill myself.

O-only losers want to do that and I'm a successful Chad with a great career, a smoking hot girlfriend who I will ask to marry me tomorrow, and millions of dollars in the bank right now! It would be a shame if the other anon actually killed himself though. I wouldn't wish blissful nothingness upon anyone!

>>79148408
The face is kinda hard to see at first in the other poster. The one u posted looks much more accurate

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>>79140893

>Bacon: 2 crotch buttons
>Hanks: 4 crotch buttons
>Paxton: 6 crotch buttons

Paxton confirmed as having the biggest balls in the apollo program.

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>>79152924

I am so glad you've chosen life, Chad. Suicide is the enemy if you go by yourself.

>>79143272
>>79143443
top kek

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So it's a straight-to-video 80's-90's movie?

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>>79153204
But then they've got this one, which is actually good.

>>79147693
it's fucking body horror

>>79148085
post the edit

YOU KNOW WHICH ONE

>>79141337
It's a very miserable movie. Granted it has a few jokes in it.

>>79151467
How do you know you aren't the retard and totally mistaken?

>>79143825
I got the ps3 bundled with Spider-man 3, it didn't have this shit. It was only after they decided to only release one and 2 on blu ray in a box set with 3, then realized it was stupid to only release them together, so they just took the unshipped copies, and took them out of the bundle.

>>79146166
what about them is so bad?

>>79148213
Photoshop. It's easier then paying an artist to paint the posters.

>>79150291
my cousin has a cameo in that movie. She plays a paramedic

>>79153664

Because I'm not wrong. It's what it is.

>>79153734
if you can't tell right away, it isn't worth the effort explaining

>>79153802
Sure, and my dad works at Nintendo

>>79153802
looks like michael douglas needs a p

>>79154076

I'd give him a p if you know what I mean.

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>>79146792
>>79146829
Dude he's been doing that since he 80s.

>>79142189

>spock wasn't wearing the uniform

#triggered

>>79153802
it would be a cameo if your cousin was actually famous