Why didn't the Valar beat up Sauron, drag him back to Valinor,

>>79139071
he shapeshifted into boipussy and tricked them

>>79139595
Is there anyone Sauron can't trick?

>>79139071

They were like WW2 vets who realized they'd be tricked into fighting the wrong side by that point

>>79139071
i think because the yugnor prevented them.

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>>79139071
At that point the Valar don't give a shit anymore and don't want anything to do with middle earth.

>>79139595
Did Sauron seduce Al Phadazon literally or figuratively? Still don't know what Tolkien meant by this.

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>>79140069
Al Pharazon, fuck it

>>79140069
Tolkien was a hardcore Catholic, so probably wouldn't include homosexual themes in his fiction, even if it was pertaining to the evil guys.

Outside of Tolkien's thought, though, it doesn't sound too far fetched.

>>79140069

>Did Sauron seduce Al Phadazon literally or figuratively?

I think both, sounds like Tolkien to portray 2 bad guys as homos

>>79139934

Those damn Yugnor, every goddamn time

>>79140190
>>79140300
To be fair that sounds fairly plausible for a hardcore catholic, too.

>>79139071

Because they already did it to morgoth and they were le tired