Jessica Chastain

>>79138268

NASTY WOMAN

>>79138268
>Where did it all go so wrong for her?

Raping young boys

>>79138268
She's actually been with this one dude for a number of years Iirc.

I'm sure she'll find a nice Muslim to settle down with.

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>>79138331
they both live in Brooklyn

>>79138268
if only she had a feminine penis

she's living the dream. life has no meaning anyway so who cares about reproducing.

>>79138268

Who says things are going poorly?

What would be in a relationship with Mommy be like?

She's gay, if blind items is anything to go by

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>>79138490

If I get double digits I will become mommy Chastain's new man.

>>79138268
She was so shitty in Zero Dark Thirty. This bitch literally plays the same character, gerself in everything. Cannot act. Jlaw 2.0.

Good thing she looks like a freak on screen and is done.

>>79138406
>implying muslims would want a woman past her breeding age

>>79138268
not too late to be a MOMMY if you know what I mean

>>79138438
that man is gay

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>>79138268
>Where did it all go so wrong for her?

>>79138438
post more pics of her in that dress

You (and me)
>twenty-something
>no gf
>no children
where did it all go so wrong

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>>79138268
Don't worry, I fixed her.

>>79141443
lol is it actually based on her?

>>79141796
Yes

I wonder how she'd react to it.

>>79141377

Probably childhood

Mom didn't love us enough or dad didnt teach us and therefore we grew up awkward with girls and scared of rejection. Girls smell this like a bloodhound and instantly know "I'm not fucking this guy". If we do eventually end up in a relationship we're scared that she'll cheat so we don't commit and eventually they leave.

That's probably where it went wrong.

>>79142171
>Mom didn't love us enough or dad didnt teach us
Both. A generation raised by single mothers.

>>79142264

In my case it was Dad being a workaholic. My mom started distancing herself from me when my grades slipped in middle school and she realized I wasn't going to be a perfect child.

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>>79138268
>she will never be a real mommy like Bryce

>>79138268
Reminder that having children is dooming your own off spring to facing the full force of global warming, WW3 and inevitable pandemic.

>>79142400
>Reminder that having children is dooming your own off spring to facing the full force of global warming, WW3 and inevitable pandemic.
Only one of those is actually going to be a real problem. But I won't tell you which it is.

>>79142387
she'll never be as T H I C C either
Bryce will always be superior

>>79138490
Life has no meaning to people who fail to find meaning to their life.

>>79142460
>you will never kidnap Jessica Chastain, force feed her into thiccness, and make her bear dozens of your children
jdimsa

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>>79142387
Bryce makes my dick cry pearly tears no matter what "mode" she is in.

>>79142387
that means that Bryce could never be a true mommy to you, because shes already a real mommy to other ASSHOLES.

Jessica is free to be a mommy to any one of us, and for that reason she is superior.

>>79142387
post some thicc bryce

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>>79143149
she's getting /fit/ for JW2

>>79138268
her face went wrong

>>79143300
>>79143328

>they will never be your touchy aunts

JDIMSA

>>79138490
>ife has no meaning anyway so who cares about reproducing.

Reproducing is the only meaning. Didn't you watch Planet Earth?

>>79138490

>tfw cant enjoy anything now because constantly thinking about death

>tfw cant even have fun with my not even 1 year old puppy because I know it will die and it will be heartbreaking for me

>realize I will die and what mostly likely happens is nothing.

>>79143537
I remember being 15

>>79143564

There's no age limit on an existential crisis

>>79143711
When you get older you will learn to ignore it

>>79143537
You'll eventually learn to not think about it. Or you'll go completely insane. One of the two.

>>79143932
Or accept the mystical and transcendent into your heart

>>79144069
Yeah like I said, or go completely insane.

>>79142264
Yes, Mr Durden...

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>>79144514

>>79138268
burn the coal...

We're all her sons.

>>79141443
based anon i come later to that threat and didn't see the pic.

>>79138268
>implying that's something bad
lmao nigga you livin in the 50s?