Insane Live Television Moments You've Witnessed

>>79136695
They interrupted The Mummy movie to talk about 9/11 happening in America.

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>>79136695

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYWC0wgAsyU

>>79136872
>>79136753
This.
I was 8 at the time and I'm not an american, so I watched shit happen on the news and was like "whatever"

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>>79136872
this
never forget

>>79136695
I remember I was 18 and in Boot Camp and all the DIs were talking about it and I was so fucking pissed that I'd missed it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mgPnTUkJqA

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Katrina, imma let you finish

>>79136897
Why are all american news reporters pricks? Literally they're all horrible people

>>79136753
>>79136925
They interrupted The Edge where I was. Right after the bear eats that guy too.

>>79136872
Couldn't watch my morning cartoons because of this shit and I was angry about it. Fucking Taliban man.

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>>79136753

>>79137595
It was a school day though. My mom drove me to school and I remember seeing the first tower burning live on TV

>>79136695
2017 Superbowl halftime show Lady Gaga lighting herself on fire as a protest. Katy Perry walks out and sings "This girl is on Fire"

I WENT TO THE BATHROOM BECAUSE I DIDNT CARE FOR THE PERFORMERS!!!!


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79137801
In Germany we had like the last day of our big Summerbreak I think thats why I wasn't in school and at home.

>>79136925
>and was like "whatever"

Whoa. You're so unaffected. Do women just offer to blow you left and right?

>>79137848
FUCK OFF, TIME TRAVELLER SCUM. WHY CAN'T YOU "PEOPLE" GO BACK TO YOUR OWN TIME AND STOP STEALING OUR JOBS???

>>79136872
I remember this. Never laughed so hard, then I fapped to the second tower being destroyed

>>79137801

>be in school
>be sick that day
>in clinic when first tower hits
>dad comes and gets me
>sit in bed watching the tower and the next plane hit
>don't realize what's happening at the time and what it really means
>teachers think I must have had someone in the towers or something since I went home

shit was so crazy, looking back as a 12-13 year old and thinking about how I had no idea the consequences of what had happened

>>79138036
Thing is you aren't the center of the universe

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>>79136872
It was a national holiday here (before 2001, I mean) so I was home when it happened
I remember hearing about it first on the radio, the guy in the middle of the show mentioning the news like "WTF!?" so I turn the TV on and there it was, and no one knew if it was an accident or what at the moment...
...and then the second plane hit
shit was cash

the you've witnessed part is unneeded

once had a full 300 post thread on this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEMYVFxvOKM

>>79136872
who still get chills just thinking about it? Not even american btw

>>79138069
holy shit... you sound tough af...

>>79136695
Reminder that this incident was the birth of YouTube.

>>79138131
This, I'm American but also realistic with my expectations of how other countries see me

>>79138069
edgy

>>79136872
I was a freshman in high school. We didn't even get to go home early, to show the terrorists "they didn't win"

>>79136897

>Some 'splainin' to do

Is this puppet head for real? You're on the fucking news, not auditioning for a sitcom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvwUip4d2no

>>79136872

I remember getting of the bus and people were talking about a plane flying into a tower, I got home in time to witness the second plane fly into the south tower. Shit was pretty surreal

>>79136925
This
>be 8 or 9
>playing Crash Bandicoot 2 on PS1
>dad suddenly yells at me from downstairs
>tells me to come down quick
>points at screen
>my young mind can't even comprehend it
>just seems like a movie or something
>the very next day kids in my class were drawing 9/11 shit

>>79138069
lol so funny XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppAeMWFCqC8

>>79138131

Lol. Who said I'm American? I just find it ridiculous that you're trying to beef up your 8 year old image.

>>79136897

This guys seems like he has some pretty severe anger issues.

>>79137012
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mgPnTUkJqA
I remember this, went clubbing after and me and my mates loved this. Classic shaun.

>>79138170
Underage b&

>>79138365
I was in elementary school. We had a cluster of rooms with a common area for the teachers and they all kind of got really quiet and were going back there a lot. Nobody told us anything and I remember coming home still having no idea what happened. My mom talked with me and asked me if I had any questions or needed her to explain anything.

>>79136695
Why are still brainwashed by the media to this day over the "wardrobe malfunction?" There was no fucking malfunction her nipple was covered up with a star shaped tassel. The only thing insane about it is you guys still buy into the narrative that it was crazy. I was sitting at a massive party when it happened and no one gave a fuck or said shit.

>>79137744
This Sam Hyde dude, I tell you, send him over to the U.K. and we'll get rid of him for you. One word...Pussy.

>>79138472
I was watching it with my father and we both did a bit of a double take "Did that actually happen?" and then immediately went back to going about our lives.

>>79138069
careful everybody, we got a tough guy here... this is one scary 12 yr old

>>79138146
>>79138633

In his defense I live on the opposite side of the country and a lot of people did laugh. Only one person professed to being worried at my school. The fapping thing is obviously bait.

>>79136872
> 9/11
> some teachers wouldn't want to put the tv on and instead wanted to teach lessons.
> students weren't having it, kids were visibly upset and angry
> everyone wanted to beat up the school hadji's even before we had confirmation.
> football practice cancelled.
>go home call brother who lived in DC to see any of the Pentagon
> DC was completely locked down.but he was fine.
> play some counter strike but nobody wanted to play Terrorist side.
> try and watch TV but the only thing that was on was 9/11
> had to settle for watching BattleBots on Comedy Central
> next day go to school like nothing happened.

>>79136872
>elementary school day
>go home
>expect Magic Schoolbus
>burning towers instead
>"Mom can we go to Toys'R'Us?"
>"No."

that day was rough

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>>79138760
> play some counter strike but nobody wanted to play Terrorist side.

>>79138861
That never fucking happened unless you were playing with little kids who didn't know how to play. AK was OP at the time.

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all the presidential debates trump was in

https://youtu.be/j4JOjcDFtBE

I was in first grade

They showed this in literally every classroom due to teachers in space

The silence of the teachers was palpable, even to me

Whole school went outside and said the pledge of allegiance lol

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>>79138861
>[space]text

>>79136872
was so comfy watching this over breakfast and buchti that grandma made

>>79138943
those poor souls onboard man, holy fuck

I was watching the news during my lunch break and saw this live (only audio here, no vid): https://youtu.be/uytn3AXMAK8

>>79138472
It's like the Kim Kardashian's ass "breaking the internet" story. This is how publicity works now. Shills pretending to be independent commentators will rave about a non-story because they've been told to by their employers, who are connected with the subject of the "news story" in some way.

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>>79139125
oh man i think i was on /sp/ shitposting in the megathreads at the time, good memories

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>>79136695
>be me
>move back to the states on september 9th 2001
All I could think of is how glad I was that I managed to get back in the country before this shit happened.

>>79139238

>Norton toolbar

>>79136872
OK gramps

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>>79138725
>live in south dakota during 9/11
>they close down the mall as a potential terror attack
>everyone's face when

>>79138760
> had to settle for watching BattleBots on Comedy Central
>"settle" for watching BattleBots
you fag BattleBots was fucking great

>>79138472
Honestly I always figured it was intentional, but no one expected it to be a big deal, and then it was, and then the "malfunction" story was pushed.
I mean he grabbed a tear-away pad on her chest, and like you said, she had a pastie thing covering up her nipple. Either way, it helped push the cause of government censorship and people gobbled it up hook line and sinker.

Seen so much shit live, weirdly enough the most comfy and enjoyable was the Dorner finally being cornered.

I remember the crazy speculating when they made the media gtfo so they could burn him alive and the media helicopters were circling the smoke from a distance

>>79136872
i'm european and i saw this at home. dad was watching and i came in while the second plane hit, it was weird. next day in school we talked about it. certainly didn't think it was funny, but wasn't really sad either. just bizarre.

>>79136753
>>79136872
I will never forget that day. It was literally on every single cable channel and most basic channels. I missed Toonami because of this shit!

>>79138472
>brainwashed
>buy into the narrative
stop browsing /pol/.

it was a huge event in american television history that forever shaped how live television was handled.

>>79139610
>it was a huge event in american television history
Not really, the 24 hour news cycle was just desperate for something besides 9/11 to talk about, and blew it way the fuck out of proportion. Normal every day people weren't talking about it beyond "did you see janet jackson's titty?"
With things like the patriot act being steamrolled through, the discussion about government censorship of the media was a hotbed of contention.

>>79139541
The good old days of /pol/, when /pol/ threads would be way more informed on the breaking news than the mainstream media. Best reporting, best memes, best bants.

I watched the Sydney hostage siege unfold with /pol/ back in 2014 during /pol/ Harbor. The shitposting hordes took a step back when they saw how /pol/, despite the carnage all over the board, was able to identify the terrorist (and his background), the hostages, the precise location, the police tactics, and provide multiple livestreams of the situation (one from 20 feet away), all in one copypasta. While the media was flailing around for any info, we watched police charge the building, amidst flashbangs and gunfire, and bodies being carried out to ambulances.

The /pol/ Harbor raid ended almost immediately after. I like to think moot saw that /pol/ is no joke and put an end to the madness.

I was supposed to go on a trip to Barcelona with my girlfriend, but in the end we decided to change plans and visit her friend in Rome instead. The Germanwings machine that crashed was supposed to be our floght back from Barcelona.

When I saw the news of the crash I nearly fainted. It felt like a near-death experience even though I simply watching the news. Just the thought that it would've been me in the wreckage made me shake.

>>79136872
>eurofag
>in 7th grade when this happened
>next day in school
>teacher wants us to hold a minute of silence
>turk right next to me starts chuckling silently
>try to hold back my laughter, but it's impossible
>burst out laughing
>teacher looks at me like i'm the biggest asshole in the world

in hindsight it was pretty fucking funny though lol.
fuck america.

>>79136956
tech school at Sheppard AFB
got to watch it all is a dorm full of young people pissing themselves

>>79138246
This

>>79138323
Bullshit it was at 8 in the morning

Watched the live coverage of the Boston bomber hiding in that boat

>>79138328
I was playing that ps1 DBZ where the characters were super small

>>79140119
>had to go to school with mudskins

That's the real humor.

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Best part was starting at the beginning when they were so fucking sure that Clinton was going to win and then the realisation eventually dawned on them

>>79136872
saw it irl. school got evacuated and we didn't go back for a month and a half. shit was uncash.

>>79136872
I was 8 and woke up after the first tower was hit and my mum was freaking out and I saw he 2nd impact live and being a dumb kid who likes explosions I thought it was the coolest thing

Then I went to school and everyone was gushing over how cool it was so the principal had to come to our class and tell us "something really bad happened" and we didn't get it.

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>>79139916
It's still the best place for breaking news

The Turkish coup on /pol/ was was great, all the turks were able to get the information quicker. Watched Erdogan's plane circle around Turkey on a tracker, reuploaded webms of people getting shot from helicopters, that news station getting invaded and going dark but still recording, getting info that it was a false flag from the fact that his plane was intercepted but wasn't touched

Plus pic related which was kino

All the info was at least 45 minutes behind Sky News (News Corp.)

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>>79137595
>in Germany
>afternoon cartoons replaced with looping news garbage about this, as if anyone gives a fuck
>the missed episodes don't air the next day, they're just skipped

FUCK MURRIKA AND FUCK TALIBAN

>>79136872
I was pissed I was missing DBZ just because America was too thick to think that giving CIA training and funding to a bunch of Muslim sandniggers was a bad idea.

It's a shame people had to die, it's an even bigger shame that over a decade later the world is more cucked than it was before.

>>79140502
this shit was pretty crazy

>>79136753
i remember being in history class in elementary school when my teacher said they are gonna have this even in history books in the future

lol what a dumb bitch, kids today have no idea this ever happened/

>>79140502

Malice at the palace good one

>>79136897
I never understand why news tries to pretend like it should obey watershed or family viewing rules, it's fucking real life

>>79140264
>those faces
boy they never saw it coming

https://youtu.be/YUKNvoAAa8s

Ferguson riots were pure kino. Splitscreen of obama telling the nigs to calm down and shit being set on fire on the other half

and of course the zimmerman trial

>>79136872
I really thought this was a Monty Python sketch, I was laughing like a maniac I am. Heh, still laugh when I see the image.

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For some reason I vividly remember the BBC announcing the Queen Mother's death, I remember that they cut away from The Wild Thornberry's, the TV went weird for like 10 seconds and I think they showed that creepy puppet test card for a second.

But I have no memory of 9/11 despite my mum insisting that I watched it live, despite the two events being only 6 months apart.

https://youtu.be/Rbhq89xFmMc

>>79140723
they didn't even explain what happened?

>>79139610
holy shit you're so ignorant

>>79138916
> randomly make up a story about a game I played for six months in the summer of 2001. It happened. Because I told my dad and he replied angrily " you know this isn't a game right?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V64HV4gbcUg

>all those politicians unironically crying
>Cameron's resignation early morning
>dat FTSE crash which broke the graphic capabilites of the news stations
>Farage's 'Independence Day' speech

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>amerifats

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>>79136872
>tfw saw the second plane go in live
>tfw had my birthday party a few hours later
I remember my dad saying "Welp time for World War 3"

>>79140983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOCTc9VgL_o

>>79136695
>Catholic school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yTkj5ktAcw

Watched the election of Benedict XVI and the funeral of John Paul II for like 4 straight hours. It was a fucking slog at the time and me and my buddies just made comics in the back of the room. I remember my character "Robby Blobby" was elected Pope in my comic and called a crusade to rule the earth and wipe out Islam and Mormons.

I was a weird kid

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>>79136872
>tfw I was making jokes in class and saying LAX was next
>I was 10
The fuck was wrong with me

>>79136695
kek i just remember being a kid and watching this with my extended family, and everything went dead quiet for a few seconds when it happened. most of my family were srs christians, and then my weirdo uncle started laughing, we all looked at him. crazy moment.

>>79139541
Ooh, I was on a stream of that, it was crazy as people figured out they were setting fire to the house

>>79138943
Completely ruined american appetite for manned space exploration too

>>79136872
The day terrorism was invented.

>>79139125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2VIR9pmPVc

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>>79136695
Do livestreams apply?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7ySvO6EcV4

>>79136872
Missed the Jackie Chan cartoon because of this shit, was mad as fuck.

>>79138328
what kind of insight did he offer his 8 year old about the unfolding events?

>>79136872
i was 20 when this happened

>>79140911
what was the ATF thinking? Did they plan to kill them all from the get go or what?

>>79136872
I was masturbating with my mom's yellow panties over my face in the shower when this happened

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>>79141700
You're 37 now...jesus you're oooold

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq_WaA5Vneg

>>79141416
In USA, yes.

>>79141727
the siege was taking a long time and they might have gotten desperate. apparently it was the sect that started the fire though, not the fbi.

>>79141821
gets me everytim

>>79139444
It wasn't always great anon. It was the one with that fag battlebot with no weapons and had a stuffed cabbage patch type driving the bot.

Paypal blocked my account once because they thought i was making translations with terrorists. They fixed it later, tho.
anyone else?

>>79141727
Probably

>>79141821
>the landline was the problem
heh

>>79142018
>translations
Transactions*

>>79138069
t.muhammad

>>79138371

Why should an 8 year old give a fuck about a fiery tower on the other side of the planet.

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>>79138069

>>79141882

> apparently

You aren't supposed to shoot dogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxZRfn2Rgqg&ab_channel=WGNNews

>>79138069
XDDD

Was watching The Lone Ranger eating moms homade tuna casserole when they interrupted because Pearl Harbor.

>>79137960
I saw this on Seinfeld once.

>>79136753
JUST

Was about 7am in the UK.

Pulled an all nighter and did a 12 hour shift after it.

Had tears in my eyes. Why? I followed the journey from the day he announced and believed he would win.

Being over-tired made it even feel like a dream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6ZtdRbwAJk

>>79138483
I think the UK couldnt handle Sam's edginess

>>79138483

Britbong here. I like Sam.

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>>79136872
>8th grade in 2001
>One Arab kid in the entire school in addition to about four blacks and a handful of Mexicans
>He happened to be in my homeroom
>slinking down in his seat, hoping nobody would notice him
Looking back, it's all a bit surreal.

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The last year and a half has been something that I'm glad I got to see in my lifetime.

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>>79140983
Such an amazing night, from complete depression when the polls closed, some slight hope when Sunderland announced and then steadily growing confidence through the night.

>>79142622
2016 was something else. The journey...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W1gax6k-0g

>>79138916
terrorists still have better weapons

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbG9i1oGPA

>>79139610
No it wasn't. And I never browse /pol/.

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>>79142919
THIS SUNDAY ONLY
K-K-K-K-KILLDOZERRRRRRRRRRR

>>79139391
you have black people in SD?

>>79142987
proximity to MN

>>79138170
Can someone give me the story on this?

>>79140949
I was an OGL champion at the time and I can assure you you are making a hasty generalization. There has never been a time where playing terrorist was unpopular.

>>79136695

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcxN9u_GGcE

>>79142919
>not using a D10

>>79142919
fucking DIO

>>79140530
>the terrorists actually got what they wanted in a religious war

the absolute madmen

>>79136872
>not even American
>was all over our news anyway
>newspaper article the next day shows off the face of Satan in the smoke
>cut out the image and show it off to friends because I thought it was cool
>they told me to fuck off

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>>79136872
9/11 was awesome, i was in elementary school and we got to go home early.

>>79141847
>In USA, yes.

>What is the oklahoma bombing

>>79136897
i like Shep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzV8wrnLfS4

>>79136872
My friend and i were in a game shop looking for PC games when the news starting reporting of the planes hitting the WTC. I remember us buying Microsoft Flight Simulator and later that day the first thing we did ingame was try and crash planes into the world trade centers

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>>79136695

>>79136872
>>79136872
>>79136872
>sitting at my grandmothers house watching /tv/, suddenly a fucking plane on all stations while I just want to watch television and eat cookies

>>79141847
This is dumb. It was the scale of the attack, not really the fact it was the first. The US saw a lot of terrorism in the 70s also. Kidnappings, hijackings, bombings.

What made 9/11 was symbolic in the sense that a few bad guys could take down the two tallest buildings in New York, blocks away from the financial center of the nation, and kill as many people as they did. Their strike on the Pentagon was also symbolic as their ability to hit us where the greatest military was stationed.

>>79140502
There is a few documentaries about this, but its amazing ESPN is so afraid to do a 30 for 30 on this

>>79141252
>and then my weirdo uncle started laughing
kek

>>79137960
I was a kid. I had just come home from school, and I remember it still.

>>79143910
Is that the flying knee knockout? I saw that, it was incredible.

>>79136872
I was about 6 years old and not even American, but I remember watching it on the news perfectly. Crazy shit.

>>79144224
No, it was Bisping KO'ing Luke r(c)ockhold with a punch at ufc 199.

>>79143885
Can someone explain this to me? Apparently the Seahawks coach fucked up big time?

Operation pillar of defence and the 2014 Israel Gaza war Stickies were some of the best threads I've ever been in. I'll never forget you roosterbro

>>79144238
Fucking hikkis man

>put trash in corner

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>>79136695

>>79141510
Nobody gives a fuck 'bout Chile or Mexico, Brazil and Germany are top tier.

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>>79143910
pic related is better

>>79144280
Coach decided to pass it instead of simply running the ball

>>79138328
The day after we loaded up flight simulator on the school pc and you can probably guess the rest

>>79140191
I was 14 at the time and in the same time zone it happened it. They put it on in class. I thought it was like 10AM or something.

>>79136872
Do you think there will ever be a prank that tops this?

>>79144280

basically, the Seahawks had one of the best runningbacks of the era in their arsenal but chose to pass the ball instead of running the ball.

Not only that, the specific play had Wilson passing the ball to their least used wide receiver.

In Carroll's defense, the Patriot's stacked the box, making it harder for running plays to work. but Lynch is still a massive goal line threat even with the box stacked.

Carroll called for the passing play, but it was the offensive coordinator who called the specific play to Lockette.

if anything, part of the blame should go to Wilson for throwing a bad pass, part should go to Lockette for being unaware, and part of the blame should rest on the OCs shoulder for picking a retarded play.

Malcolm Butler also made an insane play.

t. Hawks fan

>>79144467
What fight is this?

>>79137033
I remember this more clearly than 9/11.

>>79144579
Donald cerrone vs rick story at ufc 202

>>79144532
>>79144280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeNYQaS3rZI

Fall of the wall

>>79144579
ufc 202 cowboy vs rick story

>>79144238
i remember this his whole buidling borned down lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSzsA_JssoM

>>79138284
If it was a Muslim person they would've said he's trying to blow up the trump tower and he has a bomb in his bag but he's white so they probably are gonna say he's mental

>>79142919
Only reason his spree ended was because he ran out of fuel.

>>79144781
makes you wonder why the American military hasn't started using the killdozer design

clearly the next step in vehicular warfare

>>79141776
Why would you masturbate with panties on your face in the shower? Best case scenario you have to be awkwardly careful to keep them out of the water, worst case you get them wet and A. lose the smell which is the whole purpose, B. have to explain to her why her panties are wet
Like what the fuck were you thinking man

>oohhh no that sucks

>>79143184
They found at later he was the dude who killed her
I'm sure if you google Stephen Daniel you'll get more info

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Oh what a lovely day that was!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVHQJlogH0k

>>79138170
>the body may have been found at the parking lot
>body...?
>camera slowly zooms in

Absolute kino.

>>79141055
I remember that time.
Every station here in Germany broadcasted Live from the Vatican City the day John Paul II died except Pro7, the went with Die Hard 2.

The Boston bombing manhunt was quite a watch

>>79136695

Columbia disaster, one of the new channels (don't remember which one) accidentally showed some of the astronaut's remains on live tv for about 3 seconds.

I've looked for that clip online for years but never found it.

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>>79140109
>it would have been me in the wreckage

BANE?

>>79138943
What actually happened to those astronauts? Were they killed instantly or did they on impact with the sea?

>>79138170
I remember that thread. I think the discussion ended up morphing into anons posting about people they knew IRL who had been arrested for serious crimes. Good thread.

>>79145228
As I understand it NASA hasn't really made that clear but the popular theory nowadays is that they did survive until they impacted the water, though they probably fainted before the impact.

>>79136872
I was watching my fucking cartoons and that shit happened, i changed to a different channel and still these shitty reruns. Meanwhile my mum was hysterical crying and i'm like wtf

>>79136872
I started my first day of basic training on 9/11. Shit was fucked.

>>79144384
damn i wish i saw this live
>that audible gasp from the audience

>>79145290
sounds like oscar bait kino desu

>>79138943
I saw this live too, I had gone home for lunch (back when you could still do that) and was watching it while I ate.

>>79144384
story?

>>79144384
whats this?

>>79144925
pretty chill desu

>>79145290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

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>>79139541
The /HAPPENING/ threads that day were magnificent. Dorner will live on uncornered in our hearts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EptCrgzV09Q

>>79143942
yeah the towers had even been bombed before but the fact is the majority of people never considered airplanes could be used as weapons and then this happens and you think to yourself how many fucking skyscrapers there are plus how many fucking airplanes are flying around and they kinda went "oh shit"

>>79136897
GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF

>>79136753
They interrupted Spider-Man movie to talk about Irak.

I remember watching the O.J. verdict live at school during a social studies class, which was funny because I'm from a small town in North Dakota, only 20 kids in my class and the 1 black kid started jumping up and down screaming "YES" and our asshole teacher just glared at him with a "shut the fuck up nigger" look on his face

>>79137083

Handled it pretty respectfully, honestly, and straightforwardly imo
No hamfisted waterworks or acting

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>>79143885
MOOOOOOOOOOOM
ANON'S TRIGGERING MEEE

>>79143839

what a badass
so refreshing to see a man not mentally disintegrate into roflgoop on live tv after every slip-up

>>79143885
can we all agree that this is a bigger choke than the bills?

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>>79141133
at age 9 a kid in my class said loudly the day after "THEY WERE BLOCKING THE VIEW ANYWAY" and was promptly sent to the office...

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>>79136897
I watched this with /sp/ before Janny banned chase threads.

>that realisation that you saw someone kill themselves live

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Shawn Nelson and his M60 Patton

>>79137960
OJ?

>>79136753
>brendan frasier was getting cucked long before the alimony
J U S T
U
S
T

>>79136897
only 5 sec doesn't live TV at least in America have a rule were live TV is delayed like 30 sec in case shit like this happenings

>>79138170

fuck me it's too real
my stomach turns every time

>>79138328
What do you mean by "seemed like a movie"? Did you not realize it was real? Or did you just not really care?

>>79136897
they would have showed and talked through if cops shot him but dude blasting himself is bad...

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>>79144641
>tries to pat down the flames
>just throws more shit onto it

my sides

>>79146082
In that instance what happened was that the TV feed was live while the feed in the studio was delayed. They dun goofed.

>>79139151
>the Kim Kardashian's ass "breaking the internet" story
What? Explain

>>79145385
>>79145389
>On 3 October 1992, O’Connor appeared on Saturday Night Live as a musical guest. She sang an a cappella version of Bob Marley’s "War", intended as a protest against sexual abuse in the Catholic Church—O’Connor referred to child abuse rather than racism.[37] She then presented a photo of Pope John Paul II to the camera while singing the word "evil", after which she tore the photo into pieces, said "Fight the real enemy", and threw the pieces towards the camera.[38]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin%C3%A9ad_O'Connor#Saturday_Night_Live_performance

>>79144384
She was right though. Normies would hate to admit this.

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>>79143885

>>79141394
This is probably the worst consequence of this. One mistake and the country forgets why we go into space in the first place. We could've gone to Mars years ago if the government hadn't refused to give funding to NASA. The technology is there.

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>>79146272
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/dec/17/kim-kardashian-butt-break-the-internet-paper-magazine
>How Kim Kardashian broke the internet with her butt
>Print, radio and TV jumped on the photos and reported the story with breathless excitement, feigning shock and awe. Tweets, likes, shares, comments, Instas and memes came surging forth, a torrent of butt-inspired commentary both delighted and outraged.
>But did we expect it to go global, to become a major story for two weeks running? Or for it to lead a Saturday Night Live segment and become an ongoing discussion on late-night talkshows? Or that, taking up our challenge to #BreakTheInternet, versions of Kim’s behind would turn up on a piñata, a Thanksgiving turkey or Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi’s Christmas card? Never.
>The thing about popular culture – or “virality” – is that it cannot be fully predicted or manufactured.
>We began with the idea of creating a conceptual art project for our art issue. Thanks to the creative team, led by Drew Elliott and Mickey Boardman, Kardashian and Goude came on board, game to take on the hyperbolic mandate “#BreakTheInternet”.
>Behind the scenes, we were mobilising the troops, adding servers to handle the anticipated online surge and lining our ducks in a row for the social media campaign.

>>79144765
So?
If he was a subhuman shitskin muslim you can pretty much expect that shitskin to kill people.
It's not common with white people. It's always shitskins.

>>79136872
My family saw this live from Portugal
My grandma only looked at the pictures
She said something along the lines
"If they keep showing these violent movies, someday someone is going to do this in real life"

I was just mad there were no cartoons.

>>79145228
They survived the crash back to earth, if you read the report there was at least one conscious individual who tried to open the door. Scratch marks all around the hatch, harrowing read.

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>that Janet Jackson thing happened at the superbowl
>just realised that Lady Gaga is about to make a "fuck drumpf" speech at the half-time show soon

hooooooo boy

https://youtu.be/IW9jqNWcp3g

>>79146482
i dont remember any of that happening.

>>79146482
>to become a major story for two weeks running?

But that was the news' fault. Also we already saw her get plowed by that black guy so why was this picture such a big deal? There were tons of ass pics out there.

>>79146566
>no one say mean thing about muh Trump

>>79141055
>"Robby Blobby" was elected Pope in my comic and called a crusade to rule the earth and wipe out Islam and Mormons.
>I was a weird kid
If I were your father I would be proud of you.

>>79146616
>please bring politics into peoples' escapism

>>79146566
oh god fucking kill me. At least Michael Jackson at his half time performance just said shit like "lets make a better world for us and our children" he never called anyone specific out in a political statement because he disagreed.

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>>79144641
>Shut off the air

>>79142919
I remember that man. That man was a hero who had enough of the kikes and took punishment into his own hands.
Everyone who knew him sides with him.

>>79146591
You missed literally nothing, but at the time it did seem like a lot of people were claiming it was a big deal. People who were blatantly being paid to do so.

>>79146082
yeah i thought they started doing it after the janet jackson nip slip which she totally did not do on purpose to gain relevenacy

>>79144765
that's really profound man, why are people always picking on muslims i mean you'd blow shit up too if you were oppressed

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>>79136872

>be 8 years old when this happened
>at school that morning
>Teacher tells us to have a moment of silence because some planes hit a building
>don't understand empathy because 8 years old
>just think of how cool a building falling down looks
>even mumble "cool" under my breath

Sorry.

>>79146616
>alt-right political views on /tv/? OFF TOPIC GO BACK TO /POL/ REEEEEE
>major sporting event? PERFECTLY APPROPRIATE PLATFORM FOR POLITICAL STATEMENTS

Why are leftists such hypocrites?

>>79136872
I vaguely remember, but I wasn't at school. My mom probably didn't take me, I just remember seeing her covering her mouth and crying in the living room.

>insane television moment
>staged nipple slip to stir controversy and gain album sales

>>79146871
Don't feed him, liberal butthurt hasn't ceased and will be well documented for years to come. They don't get to act smug and pretend they weren't losing their minds over Trump.

>>79146871
you can't reason with those people. just make sure to win against them and breed them out step by step.

>>79146663
that's because he wanted to diddle the children.

Watched the 2008 and 2016 elections live. Just amazing. 2008 was crazy because everyone wanted that result - 2016 just felt good from a schadenfreude perspective.

I was asleep during 9/11. Saw it when I woke up.

They're the big things I suppose.

I remember watching the announcement that bin Laden was killed.

>>79142919
Oh god, I never knew about the fight with the scraper.

The upcoming Drumpf impeachment. It's going to be glorious.

cue the neocon frothing

>>79147091
>neocon

>>79144903
It was on the news when he died of cancer a couple of years ago.

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I remember watching the OJ chase on live tv. Didn't even know who he was at the time because I don't watch sports, but everyone was making such a big deal out of it I watched anyways.

>>79147149
>tfw /sp/ wasn't around for a gamethread

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>>79136872
>In 8th grade on 9/11
>Our teachers won't show us the live coverage even though every other school in America was
>They keep us in the dark about it and carry on the day as normal
>People start findiong out anyway
>To address the rumors, at lunch a gym teacher stands on a box and says "we won't tell you what's going on, but do not worry, you are safe"
>Everyone freaks out
>People saying china has invaded
>Due to rumors at the end of the day I think Iran has fired a cruise missile into the world trade center as I was /2 intelligent/ to believe China did it

>>79147091
I hate to break it to you but he's your President for another 1,400+ days... And you'd rather have Pence as President? Gosh you liberals are dumb as hell.

>>79145378
Yeah except I didn't deploy overseas until 06 when I went to Iraq. I ended up doing stateside base security until then.

>>79145382
>I had gone home for lunch (back when you could still do that)

Comfy times

>>79147199
>tfw Janny would have kept deleting threads

>>79147068
>I remember watching the announcement that bin Laden was killed.
I remember seeing all the marches and celebrations on the news

>>79147571
Fucking janitors, anything fun gets deleted

>>79146999
>breed them out

No one here is going to spawn any children, anon.

>>79136872
>came home after taking my driving test theory
>breaking news said explosion at WTC
>no idea what WTC was
>live pictures moments before second plane hit
>holy fuck
>felt like i was watching an all day disaster movie

>>79137782
i didn't know they had tvs during WW2

>>79147984
That's the Berlin Wall falling you double nigger

>>79148759
you mean the Fall of Berlin, right?

>>79148759
if it's a black and white photo it's obviously from world war 2 you moron

>>79136872
I was in the 7th grade when it happened.

Our classroom TV was messed up, so when it was showing the WTC, I was thinking the news was about a nuclear plant meltdown.

We went to another classroom and they were showing the Pentagon covered in smoke, from the sky, and for a while, that day, since I didn't know what the Pentagon was, I thought we were having an alien invasion or some phenomenon called The Pentagon, that was attacking the U.S.

>>79144641
>woooo

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Suck my cock French, Australian and South African poofter faggots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPaWMjVXbus

>>79144641
>call 119 soon
>why did you become this way

>>79140723
This reminds me of that stadium having a blackout about 5 years ago, and moot played the Dark Night soundtrack on /pol/ I think.

>>79149068
that's pretty dumb

>>79144238
>>79144641
I've always been curious about the calm robotic voice giving him advice.

>>79149128
Settle down, Jermaine.

>stealth whos the oldest fuck on /tv/ thread

lol

>>79149359
Fuck off back to chasing after that dingo, cunt.

>>79149068
>7th grade
>not knowing what the Pentagon is
Let me guess, the reason your TV was messed up was because they cut funding to the special classes, right?

Canadian who was visiting US when bin Laden was killed.
Pretty surreal desu, my American family members were from the deep south and were cheering and shit.

>>79144781
no he punctured his radiator then got stuck in a basement and suicided

>>79142402
I watched the whole thing, and it was just the last second asshole

>>79150061
it's all i could think of

>>79138231
this is definitely one of the worst

https://youtu.be/EyEBXsXXRSI

This one's really funny

>>79150304

got to admit that gave me some laughs

>>79150458

The second you see him behind her you know troubles a'brewin lol

Then they show the replay lol

>>79144467
shame masvidal destroyed cerrone a few days ago

This fucking game right now

>>79150517

>troubles a brewin

lol you've been drinking haven't you

>>79142919
>the scraper is just no match
its like watching a nature documentary where a predator attacks its prey

>>79145468
CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER

>>79147091
keep dreaming

>>79143347
>this is sexy in the UK

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>>79149068
>this entire post

>>79145899
Lel, not anymoooooore