>Kristen Stewart is unatract-

post webms i am canadian

>>79133275
This is before Hollywood told her to dyke it up.

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>>79133275

Mckinnon should be sterilized with a hot poker

>>79133332
>before
Literally yesterday

>>79133332
So they told her to dyke it up this morning

what is this thing between her legs wut

>>79133332
I bet you feel like a fucking idiot

>>79133275
i'll take that one please, you can keep the dyke

>>79133332

>this is who we share a board with

>>79133350
>>79133358
Oh don't watch SNL


So the butch dyke get up was from central casting?

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>>79133275

>watching SNL
>watching NBC

>>79133275
Literally who ever said that

>>79133332
>last night
>DAMN KStew looks like *THAT*??

Guess the Jews in Hollywood told her to dyke it up this morning, huh?

>>79133275
She's wearing a wig.

>>79133527
>straight up wearing a tablecloth on your head

Anyone get a screenshot of when she first introduced the musical guest?

>>79133364
A shadow.

>>79133532
http://www.ibtimes.com/kristen-stewart-voted-ugliest-hollywood-actress-top-10-unsexy-stars-photos-1096914

where mah nigga krager at?

>>79133275
She was so shitty in Clouds of Sils Maria. This bitch literally plays the same character, gerself in everything. Cannot act. Jlaw 2.0.

Good thing she looks like a freak on screen and is done.

>>79133527
hmm it looks as though m'lady is eyeing me over her drink, perhaps she has a thirst for... something else

Would you service her soles?

I want to be her footboy.

>>79133972
yes and lik her pusy

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>>79133275

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LITERALLY perfect

them legs doe

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>>79133339
Stop it, she's cute

>>79133275
>6/10 at best girl next door

I passed hotter women in the store today

>>79134150

too bad she's not funny, which is her actual job.

>>79134150
lol those lesbian legs

>>79134101
except for the dykey posture and sperg tattoos.

A lot of Mckinnon's stuff is good, her Hillary is solid and her Merkel is even better but holy fuck she needs to stop doing the Justin Beiber thing forever. I get that a dyke in her 30's doing Beiber is half the joke but that impression is change the channel level cancer.

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LIFELESS

>>79134320

>A lot of Mckinnon's stuff is good

t.Mickinnon, fuck right off, all she does is overact and fail at being Jim Carrey with tits

>>79134320
>A lot of Mckinnon's stuff is good,
literally no one on SNL is funny at all

>>79133275
>>79133339
But the Tumblr shitposters told me that McKinnon was the pretty one in Ghostbusters?

>>79134380
Hey man fuck you Keenan is still holding it together with Adie.

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>>79133332
lmaoing@ replies to this post

burgers can't even believe someone doesn't watch every snl episode the moment it comes out

>>79133332

You mean (((Hollywood)))

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She is hot guys
Get over it
https://youtu.be/SSKJkGDT9AU

>>79134431

when the wig's covering her baldspot, sure.

>>79134411
>damage control

>>79134405
She is clearly the best looking one though?

>>79133532
See >>79134478
I know it's cazy but they exist

>>79134408
literally no one on SNL is funny at all.


it's basically a shitty propaganda minstrel show at this point.

>>79133275
To be fair anything looks more attractive when next to Kate

never forget when we almost had a footfag movie starring her

>>79133275
other than Leslie as SLJ and Kate, this skit was pretty decent. I actually laughed out loud at the end with Belichick

>>79133275
That's right an unemoting dyke is unattractive. Shit waifu

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>>79134431
>a sketch about family feud: super bowl edition
>20 seconds in:
>"Donald Trump..."
Real subtle, kikes

>>79133275
even mustache man is more attractive than the thing on the left

>>79134822
Hello butthurt obese /pole/tard, have a nice day!

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>>79134431
>American """"comedy"""""

>>79134448
bald spot?

>>79134431
3:47 fuck me... why are we hating on her again? sure twilight is bad but its harley because of her

>>79134431
Those legs and short dress!

>>79133275

I always thought she was only mildly attractive but holy fuck did that ensemble set me off

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>>79134101

>>79133275
-ive

>>79134431
why is the samuel l jackson actress so bad?
who thought that casting a woman as him was a good idea? it kinda works with bieber for obvious reasons (and mckinnon still does an adequate at best job) but my god this jackson is unfunny
-it's just everyone of his stereotypes made family friendly
it's kinda offensive honestly

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I'm that gorilla dick nigga that make dyke pussy wet

>>79133275
Not even meme'ing, this is the first time I've felt attracted to KStew. This is really weirding me out. I don't know if it's the accent, the small mannerisms, the wig, the dress, or all of the above, but fuck

It's even more painful knowing that this is just her acting attractive and today she's back to dressing in 3 year-old musty hoodies and not showering
I don't know how Hoult does it to be honest

>>79135241
>KStew
>race-mixing

Don't you know she's /ourgirl/?

>>79134431

Kenan's Steve Harvey seems like someone described Steve Harvey to him but he's never actually seen him.

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>>79135328
Maybe when she finally does The Big Shoe then she'll be our girl, yeah.

>>79133339
go to bed, trump. and turn off the phone.

>>79134431

>Bieber
Cancer

>Samuel L
Mega cancer

>Roger Goodell
Passable

>Gisele
Great

>Belichick
Weak, wasted potential

>Casey
Weak, wasted potential

>Gaga
Solid

Steve Harvey
Cancer

>>79135615

>Paula Dean
Solid

>>79133931

>>79135429

>>79134101
Imagine being beneath them.

>>79134431
can someone clip this to only show kris10's part i dont really want to watch snl.

>>79136254
3:47

>>79136463
thanks senpai.

>>79134867
americans are the germans of the new world

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Member when Kstew was not completely corrupted by shitty hollywood and still looked like a normal and beautiful heterosexual woman?

>>79134431
The Casey impression was funny

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>>79136569
Snow White and American Ultra were her last hurrah as far as that goes, yeah. It's been pretty much dyke city since.

>>79136569
>implying beauty like hers can be corrupted
>implying fucking other women is a flaw

>>79136569
>>79136713
it's a damn shame bros.

hay guys i dont follow too closely but why is kstew appearing on all these late night shows?

what is she promoting? i dont recall seeing her in any film trailers recently

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>>79136748
just

>>79133275
I wanted to fuck her so hard in Snowwhite.

>>79136819
R64 Drive

>>79136811
(((Hollywood))) is seeing mass potential in her again as she's openly a dyke with an attitude who has been winning foreign awards in her time since Twilight.

>>79134431
DAYUM

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>>79136748
>implying beauty like hers can be corrupted
but anon, it can be

>>79136889
stop trying to force a (((meme))), its not happening

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>>79136870
Fucking this.

>>79134930
YOU JUST KNOW

>>79136946
literally the only attractive hollywood actress who hasnt been blacked and /tv/ still pretends to hate her

SAD

>>79136927
it's not a meme, and if you believe it is you're either a shill or gullible enough to believe Lohan suddenly went Muzzie on her own volition.

>>79133275
Needs thicker thighs, desu

>>79136982
>or gullible enough to believe Lohan suddenly went Muzzie on her own volition.
is there really anyone here left who doesn't realize that 'celebrities' are told what to do/say?

>>79136982
i was talking about the (((You)))

dumfuk

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JUST

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>>79136978
>implying

>>79133275
Anyone would look attractive next to those two.

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>>79134572

oh, hi /pol

>>79134930

dykemeter rates that 6.8/10

>>79133332
what a fucking idiot

>>79134101
There's nothing good about this pictire, why are they post it so often?

>>79137409
>being this gay

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>>79133332
It's more tragical than that. Since liberals are in ful self loathing mod, she literally made herself ugly and less charmingly feminine than she used to be...

And I think she must think it's kind of rebel or something...

>>79137409

men, who like boys, but who don't know it yet, like it a lot

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>>79133275
I think she's cute. She's still a massive degenerate slut though.

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>>79137212

>>79134431

MY FUCKING COCK

>>79137117
planned parenthood gets rid of all those extra niglets, would you rather have a birth rate of like 4 in urban communities or cut down on their population?

>>79137436
Come up with something new please

>>79137409
Her bare, naked feet.

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>>79136902
Nothing wrong with that desu

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>>79137212
>taking pics with black people means you're fucking them

>>79137535
The most plebish and cancerous fetish

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>>79137288
Sauce?

>>79137641
>>>/reddit/

>>79137683
>>>79137525

>>79137715
>>>/reddit/

>>79137641
Footlove is pure and honorable.

>>79137641
You're on the wrong board if you can't appreciate a nice pair of feet, friend.

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>>79137777
>7777
QUADS FUCKING CONFIRM

>>79138053
Her toes look a bit dry there. She should moisterize them by putting them as far into my mouth as possible

>>79137505
This pretty much confirmed my suspicions that her relationship with that twilight faggot was just a cover up. She wasn't even trying to be subtle here and pretty much dry humped the guy in public and in front of cameras.

>>79138053
I'm not sure these are hers. Who is the mad man that snapped this pic?

>>79138510
lel you obviously don't know her, it's on her wikifeet page and besides it's hers anyway, just compare

her face looks so uncomfortable all the time

nice feet tho

>>79138510
You should be able to identify a woman by her feet shape. Those toes are distinctly kstew toes.

>>79138677
I'd use my mouth to service them.

>>79134101
her quarter is not big enough

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>ywn have sloppy wet sex with a trashy kstew

kstew has always given me a bone. Kstew is ugly is just a meme.

>>79133275
Leslie can you do Impressions?
>well I can say some of his lines but I dont sound anything like him
Perfect!

Seriously fuck you SNL, youve turned people away in auditions for lack of impressions and my John Candy was fuckin on point, FUCK YOU

>>79138677
that smile

>>79139415
she know what she doing

>>79133332
this kid fucked up hard and now has to live with it

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>>79133527
>tfw extremely impressed with this level of detail and want very much to be able to paint/draw like this but too busy developing other skills and projects at the moment

I really hope I can reincarnate with all of my memories so I don't have to start from scratch again.

>>79138677
wtf i love feet now

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Officially BLACKED

>>79138677
Ten beautiful tiny Kstew cocks...

>>79139156
I just watched this movie for the first time last night.

Was pretty good.

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And this is what she looks like without a body-shaping dress.

>>79139547
I don't understand her outfit

>>79139375
Did you really audition for snl

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>>79139499
>that subtle dick grab as she's getting up

>>79139375
>my John Candy was fuckin on point

literally who?

>>79139601
me and couple friends submitted but never went to live audition

looking back now we were prob better suited just doing YT shit

>>79134101
why was she on her tippy toes

>>79139741
>submitted
I thought it was 100% luck based how you get picked for auditions or you just had to know people working for snl

>>79139776
To seduce young boys. She likes when young boys offer cummies to her pale, naked feet.

>>79139547
no one cares

>>79139582
>men's boxer briefs
>bra
>thong
Whats there to not understand?

>>79139547
still would

>>79135241
mirin those delt insertions

>>79134431

jesus christ snl is shit

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>>79137470
She has always dress like a little boy anon.

>>79137409
>There's nothing good about this pictire, why are they post it so often?
said no one ever

>>79139856
Why wear white shorts to cover up a dark thong? Why wear white shorts at all if you are going to get them wet and they'll become see through?

Maybe it was spontaneous but she would have been better off without them on.. :^)

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>>79139933
Wrong.

>>79139820
What about less younger men who offer cummies to her perfect feet?

>>79135241
10/10 post to be honest famalam

>>79134101
Those feet holy shit

>>79139794
Probably, it was his idea, I just know we put together a tape and mailed it. It prob wasnt even seen. lol.

It wouldnt have mattered anyway I wasnt trained anywhere or had acting credits. I was jsut a dumbfuck kid