>the crab legs have a distinct smell of fish to them today

>>79128375
>forced memes: the thread

I find the falcon meme to be especially unfunny

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>>79128375
Sorry about that anon, let me get you some replacement legs. Here by yourself again? You sure do like movies.

>>79128606
M-mind your own business Robert!

>>79128566

someone obviously tripped over their cape and spilled pocket spaghetti

>>79128566
>too poor to afford a falcon
Get a job dude

>>79128375
WERE THESE CRABLEGS IN A MUSKY PUSSY RECENTLY?

>>79128566
dont be jealous of falconeers its petty

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Would you like popcorn instead? Be careful! The bucket is very hot.

>>79128791
>>79128766
>>79128811
t. Autists

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>its celebrity guest day
>Gordon Ramsay is there for the premier of Hiro Dreams of Sushi
>walks around the aisles as the movie plays
>tastes everyone's food and mutters complaints under his breath before moving on to the next group

>arrive at Kinoma
>grab tickets from the carousel
>go to Lasagne boy
>recite the rhyme and get my Lasagne
>it's cold
>some chad trips me up
>stumble head first into the crab preparation area
>live crabs swam me
>lose an eye
>can't see the 3D showing of Mosnter Truck
>wasted $799.99 on these tickets

>>79128375
Where's the gun stand?

>>79129428
>during the movie he complains loudly that the fish is raw

>>79128375

Hey that's Warwick cinemas.

>>79128375

Hey that's Warwick cinemas.

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>tfw my falcon is upset and won't shup up the entire movie