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>girl with biggest tits takes her shirt off for the whole movie
>girl with best ass, hips, and soft belly takes her pants off for the whole movie
>girl with prettiest face has teary-eyed deer in headlights closeups for the whole movie

i had no idea shamalamadingdong was a master.
also, Last Airbender was great.
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Shame all that's wasted on a typical "white men are fucked in the head" plot line.
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>>79122346
Wasn't it pretty common knowledge that shamalion was a pretty redpilled dude? Remember the outrage about all his protagonists being white males?
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>>79122372

who said anything about their race?

Looks like you got some growing up to do, kid.
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Garbage ass movie, and why are her eyes so far apart?
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>>79122372
Is there literally nothing that won't trigger /pol/?
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>>79122377
remind me with a link pls
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>>79122414
I love the irony in how easily upset they get
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>>79122405
Empty in the middle.
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Post a collage of these preferably from a 1080p bluray source
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>>79122395
You think it's a coincidence that white men are always the villains in movies and shows, especially the more evil and crazy the villain is supposed to be?
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>>79122346
She looks like an ayy lmao everywhere but this movie
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>>79122493
She looks like an ayy lmao in this movie as well.
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>>79122436
> he doesn't remember the
WAAAAH HE TURNED THE JAPS FROM MY CARTOON INTO WHITE PEOPLEEEEE outrage

Underageb&
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QItKA7oDwrU


hnnng
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>>79122493
> implying

Nice titties though
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>>79122585
in this scene here titties bounced so good it looked like she wasnt even wearing a bra
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>>79122740
>>79122585
She looks like the girl from VHS.
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>>79122492
nice victim complex you sjw cuck
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Kek
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>dat mixed race black girl

Holy hell her hips ass and thigh gap were outta this world. Was literally sweating bullets in any scene with her goods on display.
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>>79122346
TLA was not great. Not great at all.
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>>79122372
This is bait right?

It ties into Unbreakable where the villain was a nigger.
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>>79122573
holy shit i want to marry her T_T
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I was very disappointed in the climax of the film. It was better kept a suspense thriller rather than full-on monster horror. Also I felt like the movie played it way too predictable having the two dumb girls die and the lead girl survive. Wouldn't it have been refreshing if the lead girl died halfway through to spice things up and make it unpredictable? I really how how everyone dies in order in Hollywood movies. It completely kills any suspense when you can already figure out the order from just the five minutes.

Also, for a Shamadingdong movie, the twist was lame.
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>>79122573
>>79122740
Bliiiimey
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>>79122346
So the uncle molested her, right?
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>>79124048
are you dumb?
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>>79124048
Yes
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>>79122573
Is that a satanic pendant?
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>>79124023
He mentioned a bunch of times that he was sick of being the le epic twist guy, so it was intentional. He said this was more of a reveal than a twist
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>>79123540
Anya? More like Ayyy
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>>79124066
It could have just been an innocent game in the woods ya know

>>79124068
Movie would have been better if she shot him
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>>79124071
If that was the case, why the ending scene? I don't know, I think the movie came out needlessly split. I thought they played really well with his different personalities and how the girls were attempting to play his personalities against him.
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>>79124119
what about the scars?
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>>79124136
I couldn't figure out whether the uncle played tic tac toe on her pussy or she self mutilated
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>>79124070
>he isn't well versed in the annals of pizzagate

Of course it is fucko. And that girl has probably been brutally raped by every major figure in hollywood and likely as many figureheads in politics.
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>>79124131
Are you talking about the unbreakable reveal or the beast reveal?
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>>79124198
The former. The beast reveal was heavily foreshadowed so it wasn't really a twist. Hell if anything I expected more than just a pumped up McAvoy.
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>>79124219
Wasn't meant to be a twist, but a reveal.
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>>79124171


Do you think Shamalama gave her the dingdong?
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>>79124198
What was the point of DUDE BRUCE WILLIS LMAO. And if he was trying to connect his movies, how can they ne connected when Bruce Willis has played multiple characters in his movies ie Sixth Sense & Unbreakable
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>those bird-view shots of the girls in tank top
Very nice
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>>79124293
Unbreakable is set in the same universe as the visit and split, not sure about the other movies. Anyway, in this climate, a sequel to unbreakable, if done right, would easily be shamlamdong's highest grossing movie ever, so that was obviously the main reason he decided to tie the movies together
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>>79124336
How does the Visit tie in?
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>>79124248
>his name is literally shyamallamadingdong

What do you think?
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Indian men are very lecherous towards Western women
And think they are gods gift to them and the women will fall head over heels for them
And dont take no for an answer
Which is why many clubs and bars dont let them in
>>79122372
You haven't actually seen it have you?
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>>79122346
Give me a basic rundown, I don't care to ever see it.
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>>79124394
Watch the end again. The kids live in the same city and the grandpa describes the beast, everyone took it as just the delusional ramblings of a mentally ill old man at the time though
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>>79124418
Isn't it basically legal to rape unattended women in India so long as you claim they were "acting slutty"?
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>>79124470
Alright I'll watch it again
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>tfw shamalama got me again

did not see that one coming, lads
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>>79122492
It is a coincidence. White men play most roles.
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>>79124476
Watch Whores Galore. The Indian portion of it was really sad

>>79124464
>rundown
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>>79124516
I knew one of those things would get posted.
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>>79122346

DVD rip when?
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>>79124476
outside of major international type areas an big cities india is a fucking shit hole basically anything goes.
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>>79124153
I assumed they were self inflicted.
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>>79124464
A quick one, perhaps?
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>>79122573
why she have chainsmoker voice only in spanish?
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>>79124476
it's a civic duty
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>>79124219
It was kind of an anti-twist. I was honestly expecting him to be a straight up werewolf.
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>>79124476
I don't see why this is a bad thing
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>>79124555
I hate those stupid creatures.

Yes. A quick rundown will be nice.
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>>79124498
Did not see what coming? It was straightforward as fuck.
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>>79124551
So he essentially let her go because she was damaged like him?
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>>79124588
More like they ran out of budget for a proper monster. The film cost less than an episode of GoT.
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>>79124464
It can't really be summed up quickly. It's pretty layered. You should just see it.
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>>79124588
If it's in the unbreakable universe it has to be somewhat grounded in reality
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>>79124631
The budget is all production though. Mcavoy got paid with box-office points. Also, he filmed it in PA and got 2.7 million in tax breaks
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>>79124630
I guess. I didn't really like that part. It basically made it out like she should be thankful to her uncle for raping her because it ended up saving her life. Kinda bullshit.
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>>79124566
Spanish literally uses your vocal chords differently.
All languages do.
For people who speak only one language their whole lives, you basically lose the ability to pronounce certain syllables. It's why accents are near impossible to drop/imitate perfectly.

Learned that in spanish class and later in psychology.
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Is this a plothole? or is Kevin not counted towards the number of personalities? the shrink got 20 emails, one from each personality not supporting the horde, but Kevin is supposed to be repressed, so she should have gotten 19 emails instead
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>>79124633
I already know that Bruce Willis shows up as his character from Unbreakable and that doesn't make me interested in seeing it at all. I just want to know:

1. Are the girls he kidnaps some other personalities?

2. How does it end?
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>>79124614
that this madman was launching his own capeshit franchise. the only other thing that was remotely surprising was how restrained the beast transformation was but that's consistent with it being part of the same world as Unbreakable
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>>79124687
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>>79124726

1. no
2. Anya taylor joy's character is the only girl to live. Mcavoy lets her go because she has scars from her uncle abusing her. Turns out mcavoy was keeping them in a closed off part of a zoo. Also mcavoy can become the beast where hes very strong and can walk on walls and shit
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>>79124726

1. No. They're just girls that he kidnapped to feed "the beast".
2. It ends with him eating two of them and letting the main girl go because she's been "damaged" (sexually assaulted by her uncle) which somehow makes her pure of heart.
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>>79124726
Here's a camrip of the last 25 minutes
https://youtu.be/VB08JVrCWuw
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>>79124705
The shrink said he has 23 personalities plus the beast
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>>79124781
>makes her pure of heart.
abused kids usually become sluts
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>think shamalamadingdong made some pedob8 movie
>all the girls are over 20
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>>79124815
>body double
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>>79124775
>because she has scars from her uncle abusing her.
No she doesn't, those are clearly cutting scars because she's insane.
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>>79124805
So do you guys think she went back with her uncle or?
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She looks so much better as a brunette.
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>>79124830
Yeah. There was some bullshit that was obviously meant to be profound but came off as really dumb to me. Right before he's about to kill her he sees her scars and says "the broken are the more evolved" and then leaves her there.
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>>79122346
>mfw this is shamaladingdong's version of Legion
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>>79124855
She's not insane. She's been getting raped daily for years. She cuts to cope.
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>>79124856
This is my prediction. Dunn goes looking for anyyya to use his clairvoyant touch ability to try to find the horde, touches her uncle, sees the rapes, kills him
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>>79124856
i think it was implied that she told the policewoman about him, so no he probably went to prison
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>>79124950
I don't care about the excuse for insanity, sane people don't cut themselves.
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I could see this or the new Resi film today

What should it be /tv/
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>>79124958
That's what I got from the way she looked at her I just thought it was an unnecessary thing to leave open like that.
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>>79124977
sure they do, and they also use other coping mechanisms. cutting isn't necessarily a symptom of insanity
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>>79122346
fuck yeah i cant wait tsee this
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>>79125015
This.
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>>79122346
I don't think they were that big but the second girl definitely had nice earmuffs
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>>79125020
>>79124953
maybe he didn't want to show it explicitly because something like this is going to happen, or Shyamalan will have her seek her own revenge
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>>79125029
Lol, this is what they teach you in America now? That it's normal to cut yourself? Holy shit.
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what would you do to them
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>>79125123
Check their IDs, see they're all over 18, let them all go.
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>>79125107
Nobody is saying it's totally normal. She probably cuts because it makes her feel like she's in control of something. In the situation she's in, yes, it is a relatively normal reaction. I wouldn't call it insanity. That's a stretch.
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>>79125123
i would pee myself
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>>79125123
Force feed them eggs
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>>79125168
>abnormal/unhealthy=insane

grow up
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>>79125123
Anything other than rape is wrong
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>>79125198
meant for

>>79125107
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>>79125198
You grow up. Insanity is a category of major mental illnesses. She's a little unstable but she's not insane.
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>>79125228
>>79125245
Oh. Nevermind.
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>>79125245
>muh speshul snowflake mental illnes is totterz ok not like ur big bad mental ilness XD
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>>79125123

force the 2 ugly ones to bully the cute alien until she starts crying
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>>79125123
DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYM
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>>79122405
she's a fish lol
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>>79125291
That's not even how special snowflakes are.
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Post characters who did nothing wrong.
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>>79125357
Why don't you go cut yourself about it.
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>>79125388
seriously buddy learn some empathy and grow up
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>>79125123
why did he put them in nylon stockings? do high school girls really dress that way?
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>>79125388
Why don't I cut myself about all the stupid shit you're saying? It's dumb, but it's not that dumb.
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Can't wait for the BD rip for those belly shots.
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>>79125089
Calling it now

Second movie she's gonna go back to her uncle and end up developing DID rapidly and advance to the "beast mode" nearly immediately and BTFO her uncle. Either her and the hoard will fight or she'll seek his guidance until she realizes he's 2evil4me by the end of the movie and they'll fight in the 3rd.
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>>79125479
Weren't they all just coming back from a birthday party?
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>>79125123
>constantly bully the qt ayylmao
>treat the other two as princesses
>make the qt ayylmao beg for the tiniest piece of food
>give the other two whatever food and drink they want whenever they want
>force the qt ayylmao to stay still for hours while I take the other two to have fun outside and broadcast our night to a screen in the room so she sees everything
>force the qt ayylmao to be the servant for the other two
>she has to do everything they want or she'll be punished
>punish her anyway even if she perfectly comply to everything because the others two lie and tell me she didn't
>tell the two they're going to keep this kind of benefits only if they constantly bully and beat the qt ayylmao
>make sweet yet intense and satysfying love wit hthe two and degrade the qt ayylamo like forcing her to clean the cum o be their sex slave
>make the two bully the qt ayylmao 'til she cries and then make her jerk me off while I tell her she's incompetent
>lick the delicious tears off her qt alien face everyday
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>>79124476
Shame Indian women are so fucking horrifically ugly really
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>>79122492
>white men are always the villains
Yeah except for Ironman, Captain America, Batman, Superman, Harry Potter, Luke Skywalker etc etc
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>>79122346
That fucking ending though amirite? Nearly stood up and applauded. Holy fucking shit. Was waiting for the M. Night twist and I think it was his best one yet.

Fucking amazing.
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>>79122372
White men ARE fucked in the head though.

Look at the porn you losers watch, all cuckold and incest shit. Plus the fact white males are something like 97% more likely to be pedophiles.
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>>79126236
The ending was Marvel-tier lame. I fucking hate all this sequel bait shit in movies. It's cancer.
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>>79126091
This gave me an erection

Please post more
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>>79124805
why do these cunts NEVER HOLD THEIR PHONE HORIZONTALLY
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>>79126166
I'm pretty sure much of the middle east has more or less the same kind of laws.
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>>79124805
do americans really talk this much during films?
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>>79126329
>setting foot in the middle east
>ever
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>>79124497
>>79124470

Can I get confirmation on this? Nothing online.
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>>79126354
This is what i was thinking as well.
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>>79126215
was Frodo a white man?
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>>79126249
don't forget serial killers
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>>79124781
Not pure of heart. Better.

He believed strength comes from hardship. He made himself into this crazy powerful "beast" of a man because he was abused as a child and became so fragile and worthless.
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>>79126416
>>79126249
Go away chimps.
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>>79126434
>a bloo bloo my dick is pink and i'm insecure about it
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>>79126416
That too.

They really are a blight on earth
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>>79126354
In my experience only on opening night for really anticipated movies. People will yell shit out and others will laugh or cheer at their comments.

I imagine it's different in denely populated areas like LA though. I wouldn't doubt you could barely concentrate on the movie over niggers and millennials yapping/playing with their phones on full blast. There was actually a Polynesian dude who reaked of BO sitting next to my girlfriend who had earbuds in the entire movie when I saw this.

Kids these days.
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>>79126389
>Catalog
'yo I bet they'll already be dead'
'called it bro'
'woah dude he's eating them...that's fucking awesome
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>>79126379
Well you're not gonna be legally raping women in public in the middle of the day in civilized countries now are you?

At least the towlies are surprisingly fuckable under their burkas
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>>79126467
>polynesian dude macking on your girlfriend while you watched the movie
cuck
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>>79124686
no she should be thankful for the supervillain for being completely insane but still have his own set of code he apparently stands by
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>>79126603
he just wanted someone to dance with

we need a webm of that dance to compare to beardys in ex machina
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>>79122346
>tfw hopelessly in love with Thomasin.

Not Anya, but Thomasin.

What do bro's?
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>>79122346
>reply in 8 separate threads.
>everyone else stops posting in thread
>thread isnt archived so it just stops every time i post.
>every day of my 4chan life.

Know what I mean?
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>>79122346
>also, Last Airbender was great.
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>>79122346
Haven't seen the movie yet.

Which girl was the one with the biggest tits
The one with the biggest ass
And the one with the prettiest face? I'd like to take a mental note for when I do see the movie.
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>>79122346
>also, Last Airbender was great.
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>>79126891
Tits is birthday girl
Ass is colored bitch
Face is ostracized ayyy lmao
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>>79126215
Villains in all Ironman movies were white males. So was in Nolan's Batman trilogy, and in both Captain America movies.

I don't see where you are going with this
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>>79126354
Yes. It sucks. Nobody has any fucking respect in this country.
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>>79126467
I never have a problem during opening nights. It's always during the middle of the day on weekends you get the ignorant teens having a full blown conversation the entire movie.
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>>79122573
>tipo

the vvitch es una mierda por suerte
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>>79126929
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>>79127244
> swn pee on you mid-rape

Jdimsa famalam
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Maybe it was cut out of the camrip I watched but I didn't see any link to unbreakable
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>>79127670
Bruce Willis literally shows up out of nowhere at the end and says "Yippee Ki Yay Mother Fucker". It was really forced.
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>entire film is a set up to get you to shell out more money in two years time
Woulda just been better as a longer standalone film
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>>79127744
Shamaladong's longest film to date.
>Woulda just been better as a longer standalone film
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>>79127760
So? Doesn't justify how shoddy the writing feels towards the end because its too short
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>>79127801
I liked the ending
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>>79127821
Me too.
I just think the film is too shirt thats all anon~
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>>79127801
I think he's kind of a shit writer but this was some of his best writing. Just because there was a small cameo at the end doesn't mean it wasn't a complete story.
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>>79124043
>>79123986

SHE'S MINE

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER
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>>79124470
>>79126383
Nice meme but he says nothing of the sort, talks about being a yatzhee master, magic spells, needing to go to a party, and then how they wanted to have a perfect week. Nothing about the beast you fucking jackass
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>>79127831
Didn't feel short to me
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>>79127850
The ending is left very open for a sequal though. The whole film is essentially Kevin's first act, becoming the beat
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REMOVE
THY
SHIFT
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>>79127725

First off, I really enjoyed the movie and I'm hoping for a sequel, but this was super forced in the ending. How the fuck did that girl make any connection to me glass from the news. Just stupid.
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>>79127868
Did you watch it? Listen to how the "grandpa" describes the white figure he kept seeing that was watching him at the factory. Notice the location the children live at during the end credits. The name of the insane asylum on the jacket in the basement
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>>79128119
She's so uniquely pretty.
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>>79128119
When's she getting naked
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>>79128145
Shanlamamamaa does it again
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>>79122346
Time to go see this
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>>79129012
Watch unbreakable first
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>>79122492
So... No one in this thread has seen unbreakable? Sammy Jackson murders thousands of people for years and I'm pretty sure he is black.
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>>79122573
Oh fug. Das it maine.
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>>79122573
Her neck is very lewd
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>>79122372

/pol/ has officially become new tumblr

Now fuck off back to your hugbox, weak little thin skinned faggot
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>>79126215
Obadiah Stane, the Nazis, Joker, Zod, Voldemort and Darth Vader/Emperor Palpatine aren't white now?.
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>>79122664
Webm it?
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>>79122372
triggered much?
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>>79129623
>no forearm hair
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>>79122405
Don't be rude, she's a guest on our planet.
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>>79129369
Why do you jigaboos always have a boogeyman for everything?
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>>79122346
Post pic of girl with biggest tits
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>nobody posting mentioned nudes(if theyre nudes even)

What the fuck is wrong with you /tv/
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>>79122346
I liked this movie but holy shit, the very last scene was so awful it almost killed the whole thing for me. There are a million different more subtle ways they could have made that connection, one of the worst scenes i have ever seen in relation to the rest of the movie it's in.
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>>79122492
>how dare they have a white man as the villain!
>how dare they put a black actor in the movie!
Can't win
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>>79129426
>Darth Vader
>White
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>>79127008

He's saying those CHARACTERS (the titular heroes of their respective movies) were portrayed by white men, dumbass.
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>>79122492

It's just because white men are better actors
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>>79129426
>White men are ALWAYS the villains
>Yeah except for Ironman, Captain America, Batman, Superman, Harry Potter, Luke Skywalker etc etc

Learn to read retard
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So is the movie worth watching when it's available online or not?
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>>79124498

This stupid fuckng bait got me to watch the miserable flick. Im 10 bucks out now
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>>79122664
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT
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>>79130334
It's worth paying for in cinema you pathetic NEET, go give your shekels to /ourguy/ Shyamalan if you want to see more of his movies in the future.

It's one of his best films so far, after Sixth Sense and Unbreakable.
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>>79130117
they could have just left it with the news report and that random chick making that brief connection. but putting bruce willis front centre was fucking mind blowing. Why would he do that?
>>
We are entering the Shyamaladingdong capekino era, Marvel and DC can suck a dick
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>Hedwig's dance
Literally could watch doing it for full movie.
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>>79130544
To blow your mind
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>>79122492
What is UNBREAKABLE? Mr. Glass really made that caucasian-in-the-shades look work wonders
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>>79130758
>"During our interview, we asked the actress [Anya] if there was anything she thinks audience members might not pick up on unless they're looking for it. "Oh, yes! But it's not my performance," Taylor-Joy said. "It's James [McAvoy]'s, and it's the dance. He's telling a story while he's dancing." She went on, explaining the backstory behind the jolting sequence. "So, at the beginning, he's a little kid, and he's imagining that he's at a club. And someone's telling him to get into a dance fight with him. And then he tells an entire story of being eaten by a zombie and coming at me as a zombie . . . Most people won't pick up on that, but [McAvoy] is that specific."
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>>79130014

>>79124023
>>79124131
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>>79130998
I picked up on that. It was kind of blatant.
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>the black girls ass
oh my god
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>>79131421
Are you a nigger by any chance
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>>79131421
i was more impressed with her hips and thighs 2bh
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Do I need to have seen the other films before this?
Or can I just watch this on it's own?
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>>79124119
>It could have just been an innocent game in the woods ya know

What kind of fucked up family do you have where uncles getting naked and pretending to be animals could be innocent?
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>>79130998
I don't get it.
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>>79124048
She probably imagined it since she was insane.
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>>79131946
You can watch it on it's own for sure, but watching unbreakable first enhances the lsst two minutes by a long shot
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>>79122372
For a previous movie, where the white man was the hero and the black guy the villain, see the cameo ending.
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>>79122664
Would one feed on her pussy, or feed off her pussy?
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>>79122346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W56p3AZEFPY

Split hah.. more like SHIT
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>>79126249
made up stats- the reverse is true in the real world
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>>79123540
Fuck, so,ATM(last ~15 years) , beauty is oversized eyes and mouth fitted on underdeveloped face.
Nose must be like when mothers are Alcos while pregnancy.
At least they banished skeletors.
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>>79122395

oh shucks mr, I guess you're a grizzled, wise old man and I got some lessons to learn in life!
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>>79122405

baltic genetics
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>>79131421
>>79131909
no, it was her soft, soft belly.
with the hard, long you know what pressed against it when they were in the kitchen.
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>>79131982
so i'm the only one?
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>>79132402
>oversized eyes and mouth fitted on underdeveloped face
it's called estrogen
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>>79125195
underrated
>>
I wish I had actually seen Unbreakable before watching this because I felt like the entire last bit of the movie was lost on me before I looked it up. Now that I understand it, my opinion of it has risen
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>>79132619
anon...
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>>79132561
she's argentinian idiot
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>>79122346
>also, Last Airbender was great.

Fuck yourself to death you space waster. Last Airbender was a deliberate butchering of western animation-kino.

"Split" was pretty good. I'm gonna have to watch "Unbreakable" now.
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>kino didn't end with McAvoy being cured of his insanity by the purity of the Black gf and closing with a high-resolution cunnilingus and ass-eating scene
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>>79132653
Nah, that "x factor" you see has its roots in some problem in development stage, probably if you saw her au naturale ,no makeup and crap, she would look average next door girl
>in b4 no makeup in the vvitch
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>>79132827
You didn't like the perfect adaptation of ahng's great adventures?
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>>79132795
Not that guy, but cmon, native Argentinian she ain't, maybe Nazi grand grand daughter.
Also, why am I here, I wanted to talk bout Split
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>>79133074
argentina is pretty diverse country
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>>79122405
I thought I'd seen the last of you you filthy black. Leave.
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>>79133131
Make me.
>>
ATJ is a cutie now, but she is gonna age into something godawful.
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>>79130249
Yes
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>>79133117
argentinians are italians and spaniards who try to hide all the indian blood they actually have too.
anya is spanish, argentinian, english something something i think. white mutt.
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2 more years until capekino
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>>79133303
what
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>>79128033
>same city
>serial killer w/ unique disability
>gets nicknamed by media
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>>79133292
Applies to 85% of women anyway. Look at chlomo
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>>79133361
every shama's movie are in Philly
except avatar and after earth
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>>79122372
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>>79133420
Yeah because they give him huge tax breaks
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>ending is sequel bait
Can I atleast get a complete story watching a movie? Why is everything sequel bait these days? Why can't a movie just be a movie with a beginning, middle and end? I'm so tired of this. It's so unrewarding sitting through two hours of build-up only for the director to tell us to stay excited for the sequel.
>>
screener when
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>>79133870
Some guy posted a quality one ITT, youtube link
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>>79133660
It's humor. There won't be a "superhero" movie of Unbreakable vs. The Beast.

Now go masturbate to Alien vs. Predator or Batman vs. Superman about how all your dreams have come true.
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>>79122372
+1 reply because i can't help being always offended even though the best thing to do would be ignore
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>>79133344
>Voice actor
If that meant anything this guy would be white.
>>
>>79133991
are you really posting videogames or cartoons and expecting to be taken seriously?
>>
>>79133886
literally where?
>>
>>79133930
you are aware that Shyamalan is already writting the next one?
>>
>>79134107
Good but something new hopefully. His own aliens vs. predator is idiotic.
>>
>>79133930
but AVP: Requiem was good
>>
>>79122405
Fuck off nigger
>>
>>79134266
it's not better than dragon ball
>>
>>79134266
>but the last 45 minutes of AVP: Requiem was good though shot in annoyingly low light

Ftfy
>>
>>79134075 see
>>79124805
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>>79134404
THANKS!
THANKS!
THANKS!
THANKS!
>>
>>79134234
>Did you always conceive of this a being part of the Unbreakable universe? "This was always part of the Unbreakable world. Kevin Wendle Crumb was a part of the original, original script for Unbreakable. I pulled him out because it just wasn't balancing right. But a bunch of the scenes that are in this movie, I wrote 15 years ago. They were as is. Patricia opening the door. Hedwig's first scene. Those were all written already. And it's literally from the same moment that I created all the characters, all three of those characters. But I knew I wanted to do a movie about him because I just loved him so much, and I thought it's a rich world for storytelling, so I was super, super excited to finally make it.

>You've teased an Unbreakable sequel for years. Was this it? Or are we going to see another one with Bruce Willis as the star? :"This is down the line, but my hope is to make one final movie that combines the two."
>>
>>79126425
He did explicitly say "pure" and "heart," his system doesn't make perfect sense because he's crazy.
>>
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>this is supposedly the prettiest face

Hahahahahahaha
>>
>>79122573
YOU
>>
>>79127850
I actually think he's really not-shit, he's just very conventional. He uses scripts that are very thematically clear, thematically consistent, and easily communicable. The themes are still resonant and the characters still feel human, but he's ultimately in the business of making Blockbusters and not art films.
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>>79125123
easiest question of my life

tie the white ones up and make them watch me ravage the black one for a few days. then i'd get her cleaned up and tied while i ravage the blonde one. then do the same again, moving on to the brunette. Repeat this cycle indefinitely
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>>79133336
If the rise of capeshit means Shabadabapoo can finish making a trilogy of the best superhero movies ever made, it'll all be worth it.
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>>79134970
awh man dont get me started with that one. weirdest boner that whole movie.
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>>79125123
Beat the whores to death; begin a beautiful, intense love affair with the Black girl
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>THE BROKEN ARE THE MORE EVOLVED

Is he /ourguy/?
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>>79134052
Oh no! my argument about a cyborg space wizard samurai is ruined!
>>
>>79135323
whats your favorite animu and mango? give me your email so i can send you my PDF with my alphabetized master lists in both superior katakana and dubbed for plebs. arigatou!!
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>>79124630
He literally says that. Goddamnit.
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>>79124950
>gets raped and abused
>well better start cutting my an abusing my self
>women logic
I cut but thats to break down enzymes and give blood to satan for blessing me with sick gains brah/money.
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>>79125107
I cut because its called blood letting.
Also because I wanna get the emo girl brownie points
Anyone who cuts becuase they "want to be in control/ abused" are bs.
>>
>>79125123
Noting becuase I'm playing 7 days to die and horde night is coming.
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>>79135832
Why not just use leeches?
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>>79126249
No white men are smoking weed and playing video games like mine craft
Niggers are goin out and "rape"
>>
>>79135832
the fat chick with the nerd glasses is right, the ones that want to control something in their lives are the anorexia/bulimia crowd.
>>
>>79122346
pls giv ayylmao gf
pls ;_;
pls
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>>79126249
There is literally nothing wrong with incest. Its actually very beautiful.
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>nearing the end of the movie the Horde are having their final conversation
>Unbreakable theme starts playing
>think HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT to myself the instant I recognize the music
>onscreen, Headwig yells out "HOLY SHIT" maybe one second after I made the connection

Is this what strong emotional resonance with Kino feels like, lads?
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>>79135876
That game sucks dick and so do you, you fat bitch.
>>
>>79126588
Cant read a paragraph at all.
Sitting next to peoe doesn't equal sex, you virgin you.
>>
>>79136481
I literally teared up when the unbreakable ost started playing
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>>79124476
>Isn't it basically legal to rape unattended women in India so long as you claim they were "acting slutty"?

No. India is an extremely matriarchal society, if anyone touches a woman, basically her 10 brothers/uncles/etc. castrate him and/or kill him. Especially if he's from a different caste or otherwise not desirable.

They've codified this into law now, where you can be arrested and end up in Indian jail with no proof if a woman claims anything (and women are allowed to kill their husbands etc.)

It's fucked if you're an Indian man, they are separated from women since childhood and never even learn how to talk to them, why do you think they're such pervs in porn/Youtube comments?
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>>79131319
Post her tits retard no one cares about a 5/10 basic bitch face.
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>>79136604
WEW lad better be care mum might ground you for using foul language.
Its a decent game to play with friends after the pub.
But you wouldn't know about that would you?
Enjoy the tendies mah nigga.
Maybe when you clean up your dirty underwear and shower you might see some positivity in the world.
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>>79136921
>implying you, a bong, would know anything about proper tendies

Also I shower every 3 days fucknut.
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>>79122346
>girl with biggest tits takes her shirt off for the whole movie
>>girl with best ass, hips, and soft belly takes her pants off for the whole movie


uhhh

can someone post screencaps of this
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>>79122372
This is the alt right
>>
>>79136740
quit being in denial about what really happened
>>
>>79137023

>>79124023
>>79124131
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>>79122372
jesus christ /pol/ gets triggered nearly as much as sjws
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>>79137072
Racist sexist nazis btfo
>>
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>>79122346
>main girl looks exactly the same as a girl that i was friends with in high school that I never asked out
>felt like shit the whole movie
>feels real bad man
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>>79138442
it's ok, she would have said no anyway
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