Jesus Christ the new SNL sucks

Yeah but K-Stew said fuck live on TV and looked really hot doing it so who cares

>implying that Sean Spicer skit wasn't hilarious

Is the meme that she's racist still going?

>>79121513
LOL SHE SAID FUCK ON LIVE TV GET IT?!? xD MOMS GUNNA FREAK

>>79121526
It wasn't, your an idiot

I only watched the first skit and her monologue

>>79121549
She is I heard she hates niggers and kike RACE WAR NOW

>>79121513
SNL is not live. There is a lag on the broadcast time by I think 20 seconds?

NBC ok'd this ahead of time most likely.

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>>79121549
See pic.

>>79121614
t. Sean Spicer, professional liar

>>79121635
Naw, I live in NYC where the broadcast is fresh, heard her say Fuck clear as day

Other part of the country prolly had it clipped

>>79121620
What did you think of it?

Was the twilight part of her monologue a joke?

>>79121650
Wtf is that uglier lena dunham doing to that ooga booga?

>>79121677
She/it ran out of ideas

>>79121477

>the new SNL

42nd season.

I changed the channel and heard someone yell "you little white bitch" that caught me off gaurd

>>79121658
Awww look at the special weedo snowflake

>>79121724
>Being poor

Fuck you, I liked it. The Sean Spicer skit was great.

>>79121713
>Latest episode
>Being a fucken idiot on the internet
>Not using commen sense
That's it anon sharpie in pooper

>>79121739
How is living on the west coast being poor? Lol what an idiot

Literally Trump baaaaaaaaaaad, New York liberals goooooooooood:The Show

>>79121745
I guess passable since everyone in my thread seems to cummed their pants to that one

>>79121745
I was both shocked and amused by McCarthy when I realized it was her.

>>79121782
/Thread i couldn't agree more

>>79121794
Haha fat old whale is screaming muh politics am i rite? xD :3

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>>79121477
>the new SNL sucks

It's always sucked. SNL is all the proof you need that Americans are incredibly fucking stupid and will laugh at any old crap.

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Fucking fine, I'll watch it.

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guys...

>>79121477
There may be only 1 good sketch per show but the guest also does play a big part in that.

I pretty much watched tonight because my penis yearns for K-stews asshole and she didn't disappoint as soon as the show started

>>79121906
u mad

>>79121926
Prentious Tumblr shitflick

>>79121906
I am American and i confirm this

>>79121477
KStew is too hot to be a dyke.

It's fucked up.

>>79121921
Hits jukebox ayyyyyyye fuck you don't support gay liberals ayyyyyye

>>79121988
She's not a dyke

She probably just doesn't fancy men as much as she fancies strange women like St. Vincent

>>79121988
You must like dykes to think that tomboy is hawt

>>79122023
It doesn't matter, snl is shit got it?

>>79121942
Refer to this >>79122025

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>>79122025
She's literally perfect

>>79122025
Her dressed up as Gisele was sexy as fuck.

You must be gayer than she is.

>>79122071
Listen bub, I have a fetish, and that fetish requires a woman to be gay and for me to have a penis, got it?

>>79121906
your people were just as retarded in the 90s. after that though...

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>>79122094

>>79122131
Y-yes senpi p-please forgive me i-i
*Sucks hard juicy cock

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kstew is perfect

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>>79122094
Her face kills it for me

>>79122094
That's why she's my waifu.

>>79122233
She looks look like a porsilen doll, this isn't a stew thread talk about SNL or get out

>>79122256
Smelly kstew sucks now talk about the train wreck SNL

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>>79122153
>>79122245
Faggots

>>79122256
Based nigger

>>79122310
God tier feet game

>>79122310
This isn't a celeb thread talk about SNL

>>79121477
>dem buck teefs

>>79122349
Lol good one

>>79122338
It's a poorly disguised celeb thread which is why it'll be deleted here shortly

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>>79122277

>porsilen

>>79121477
>hair full of dandruff

>>79122374
No it's not everyone loves my thread look how many replies your an idiot and kys

>>79122388
Lol true

>>79122381
Dude stop posting that albino horse you fucken weirdo

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>>79122509

STATUS UPDATE: alright that claire thing was fucken fubby but that could of been with any other girl

>>79122534
WTF I HATE MARYLYN MANSON NOW

>>79121477
Yea no shit kstew is hosting. Shits gone as far downhill as it can.

Stop watching television.
Stop watching irrelevant has beens.

>>79122534
She's wearing those dick me down shorts.

>>79122564
Wow literally the smartest thing anyone has said on my thread thank you

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>>79122572

yup

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>>79122338
I think she was great on SNL.

>>79122572
You're fucken discusting

>>79122614
Fucken dyke

>>79122612
She looks like any regular white girl at my campus

>>79122589
Anytime. I try.

/tv/ has the worst top waifus its cancer

>>79122663
yeah im not getting whats so special about her, shes average in pretty much every single way

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>>79122310
Her feet game is 10/10

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I give it an A- . K-Stew is still a fat ugly cow.

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>>79122633
Don't be rude

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>>79122834
She's objectively not fat

>>79122810
Right? Lol she can't even act

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I bet you are, fatty. She's just a female N-Cage. Better actor than that faggot below you too.

>>79121477
I tuned in during the news segment, it was like I was watching al jazeera

So I swtched channels, didn't get to see Kstew

Was it any good/sexy?

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>>79122834
You're a literal faggot

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im gonna marry kstew one day

>>79123257
Even if you were a chad you couldn't marry her
You have no money, no fame, no real popularity, no power
No joke, your chances of winning the lottery are higher

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>>79123437

its my destiny

>>79123487
Plus she doesn't like black ppl either, krager

>>79123543
He's malasyian. I saw him post on /sp/ lmao.

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>>79123257
American Ultra was a pretty decent movie.

>>79121650

The fuck is this shit? Was this on snl? Holy shit.

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>>79123543

im not krager

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>>79123437
>work hard on my screenplays
>get to sundance
>meet her
>get her to play in my new film
>film becomes a major success both at the box office and with critics
>make her my muse
>make several critixally acclaimed movies with her
>she falls in love with me
>open up to each other
>get marries live happily ever after

My plan is fool proof, the other guy ITT doesn't stand a chance.

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>>79123655
No, it's from the New York Times or something, about 'amazing performers'.

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Why is she so perfect bros?

>>79123728
>make her my muse
>make several critixally acclaimed movies with her
>open up to each other
>My plan is fool proof

Yeah, if your plan is to get friend-zoned.
Fate will not allow you to get with her, sorry

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>>79123860
She just is, only God knows why.

>>79121477
She better not have said anything about Trump. I'll stop worshiping her feet.

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>mfw every time i see a kstew thtread

She's the only thing that makes me heart go soft, aside from animals and babies

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>>79123876
Most married couples were previously friends. Approaching her with the whole hey bby u want sum fuck schtick in a bar is even less effective. I truelly love her and want to get to know her more.

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>>79121650

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE COALBURNERS, NOT JOIN THEM! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO RACE RELATIONS, NOT LEAVE THEM IN DARKNESS

F

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>>79123936
Trump started shit talking her in 2012, he started it.

>>79123990
Trump just wants what's best for kstew.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ATRAIGHTEN HER OUT? I CAN'T TAKE THIS!

Is her feet better than Emma Stone's?

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>>79124090

im on it

>>79121477

More like "Saturday Night Losers"

"Smelly Nigger Lovers"
"Stupid Nobody Liberals"

>>79124174
If she didn't wear that eye makeup she wouldn't be all that

Once she starts getting eyebags and her upper lids start dropping it's over

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>>79124147

you decide

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>>79124147
Yes

OP HERE: this isn't a celeb thread, talk about SNL only or gtfo

>>79124147
she's sure is better actress

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>>79124009
No, he's a hateful bigot, Rob was mean.

>>79124294
>them scaly soles
>dried up skin peeling off
>not getting a pedicure before the show
>not even trying

At least she came with some red bottom heels

>>79124353
>>79124374
>>79124390
Wtf did i just say??

>>79124348
snl belongs on pol not tv though

>>79124468
It's tv

>>79124495
so is kstew

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>>79124390
Eveb when they're barely taken care off, her feet still look amazing.

>>79121834
Yeah, that's a pretty good description of Spicer.