SNL GENERAL 2

Who is this brown skinned cutie

>>79117310
is it a globalist chimp out?

I NEED A SHOT OF KSTEW ANNOUNCING THIS MUTT

Boring pop music sung by a homely girl. How did this person get a recording contract?

Oh, so she's the one who sings this terrible song I've heard on the radio.

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ITT

FUCK TRUMP

BUT MOSTLY

FUCK KYLE MOONEY

I BET LATER ON IN THIS EPISODE HE'S GOING TO PLAY AN AWKWARD, VAGUELY NEW YORK, VAGUELY ITALIAN GUY WHO IS ONLY CAPABLE OF ONE HAND GESTURE

This girl got nice thighs/hips

Someone get this ugly curry muncher off the stage.

>>79117425
Think you posted this in the wrong thread

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>WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP MAKING FUN OF TRUMP

Literally every SNL thread this year

>>79117342
my scarred goddess

You need to post this thread in the old thread and make a fucking announcement or else they will just stay there.

>>79117453
Nope
>>79117454

I WANNA HUG AND HOLD MELISSA VILLASENOR

AND THEN MAYBE MAKE LOVE WITH HER

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>>79117425
>trumptards bitching entire episode, every week
>why are they making fun of him and his cabinet members ;___;

>HAHAHA FUCKING HILLARYFAGS CRYING

>>79117310
fuck this jew show

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>>79117310
>tfw op uses your post for the op

>>79117454
YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DO THIS

>>79117470
She is cute. CUTE.

>>79117478
>[autistic screeching]

>>79117468
butthurt trumpfag

I used to think Alessia was half Nig.
Turns out she's actually 100% Sicilian.
Ayy lmao

What's the news
A-cross the nation
We have got
The in-formation

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Best part of the show incoming

>>79117494
>proving my point

How many posts will bitch about Weekend Update making fun of Trump? Over/under 20?

>>79117517
Wait. So how were you wrong?

>>79117514
>[autistic screeching]

>>79117515
>[autistic screeching]

wow weekend update already this episode is just flying by

>>79117524
Piss break.

Who's the thicc brunette?

She's sexy.

Liberalism died on that cross.

That horse couldn't take anymore hits to the ribs.

>>79117454
>>79117514
Cringe

Does SNL have any influence on anyone under 50? This shit hasn't been relevant since the late 80s.

>>79117548
Colin Jost is pretty handsome, I guess.

>>79117536
butthurt trumpfag

>>79117524
>best part
>nigger

Only if you're a cuck

>>79117558
butthurt trumpfag

Is Michael Che secretly redpilled?

>>79117454
Why are there even SNL threads here?

Surely reddit would be a better site, no?

>>79117531
I'm only still mad because they butchered Hallelujah to try and make me care about Hillary losing, and tried to make me feel sad about it. I'm used to poorly done propaganda but don't bring good songs into it.

>>79117310
Why to newfags refer to live threads as generals? Is it really that hard to learn the lingo?

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>radical Islam isn't real XDD

>>79117588
Sounds blue pill AF right now.

Get it? Because he's a rapist.

>He doesn't eat pork or have sex with White women
>That's radical.
Kek. That was actually funny.

>>79117558
>>79117592
>>79117607
>>79117613
butthurt trumpfags

>>79117588
was he red pilled when he literally cucked a white guy on the show last week

This is a pretty good Hillary ad.

#ImWithHer

Time to install sharia law and ban alcohol on airplanes!

>>79117630
The real redpill is cucks deserve what's coming to them.

>who cares it's australia isn't it like yesterday there? Just go to tomorrow tell them I'm not there
KEK?

>>79117627
I hate Trump, but I am sick of Clinton shills feeling the need to make shit up about him. For fuck's sake. The bullshit he says should be enough to debate him on.

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>he's not wrong BUT

This nigga HIGH

nosediving

>>79117310
FUCK DRUMPF
havent said that in a while

state up fucking farm

>>79117630
This is a show you watch weekly?

On a Saturday nite no less?

Michael Che really shouldn't have tried to do the joke a second time

BAIL OUT, MICHAEL

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>who cares?
>It's Australia.
Damn right. Fuckers couldn't even beat a buncha birds.

why do drumpfkins watch this show every week if it triggers them so much? every saturday night you guys are in this thread crying about the trump insults.

haha because drumpf makes bills xD

>>79117689

I still don't understand how he can still be hosting WU after what, three years?

BASED BIG PAPI

>>79117667
Thank you. SNL is just a modern day minstrel show where conservatives are the niggers.

TIME FOR MOFONGO

Anybody who doesn't root for the Pats should be gassed t b h

I'll admit it. I like Keenan's Big Papi

>>79117643
>>79117647
>>79117654
>>79117704
>>79117721
butthurt trumpfags

>>79117721
>SNL is just a modern day minstrel show where conservatives are the niggers.
yup

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>>79117701
How do you think Trump supporters won? They hardened their defenses by being exposed to shilling 24/7.

Meanwhile liberals freak out and hide as soon as they get a microaggression.

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OH SHIT
Big Papi!

>>79117732
Its pretty funny considering its just Kenan saying gibberish for five minutes.

These stupid recurring characters ruin weekend update.

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*sigh*

They're going to do the thing where he just lists off food again, huh?

>>79117748
>trump fans
>thick skins

HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA

leetle seezars!

>plugs
>little scissors

I'm dying

I'M A LIBERAL & YOU ARE THE PROBLEM

>>79117731
I work for Home Depot. Why do you hate me?

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>>79117776
Yep, deal with it.

Try not to get triggered too much tonight, squirt!

This thread is the most I've watched SNL in 20 years.

>>79117310
Press F for Kristen Stewart :(

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David Ortiz used steroids

Damn man, everybody screwing up tonight.

>>79117792
for who you voted?

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I'M A LIBERAL & YOU ARE THE PROBLEMM

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What the fuck IS a Mofongo?

What the fuck is a mofongo

>>79117802
>bitch every time trump is insulted by anyone
>n-no y-you're the m-mad o-one!

KEK

Sounds like you need your safe space.

>>79117802
Wow, he (xir)'s really doing the hand motions and everything.

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>>79117776
Yeah. Not to mention that Plebbit's Trump HQ bans all dissent instantly.

The only people I see in this thread showing any whining are hardcore trump supporters, not regular Trump, Hillary, Gary, Jill, or Harambe supporters.

>>79117833
Retaliation is not weakness, bitchboy.

And "safe space" is your invention, not ours.

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I'M A LIBERAL & THIS VIEWING AUDIENCE IS SHIT SCUM

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>>79117822
Trump. I have a job.

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HOLY SHIT

BOSTON

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

T

F

O

new england is a city?

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>>79117815
Tom Brady got a girl in trouble.

>there was a time when I didn't like jost and che

dat growth

FUCK BOSTON TBQH

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You jealous, Che?

DAS RACIS

DAS RACIS

SHIEEEEET DAS RACIS

>ads for rape fantasy porn
oh boy, Trump has really normalized violence against women huh

I can't wait until Dakota Johnson is back on SNL she was a great host

>>79117857
It's so CUTE how you pretend you're so tough and all your bitching and crying and whining and furious tweeting and 4chan posting is just "retaliating" and not "being little thin-skinned pussies".

Adorable. :3

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>the most racist city I've ever been to

>>79117824
>>79117829
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/217985/mofongo/

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>Boston a city full of micks is the most racist city in america

Isn't that ironic considering american's history with the Irish?

>>79117879
Patriots are associated with Boston even though they play in the Suburbs and represent the region

>>79117875
>I have a job.
yeah at fucking home depot LMAO

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>>79117824

>>79117883
yeah, they've really developed some great chemistry

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I'M A LIBERAL & THIS HAS BEEN GIVING ME A BAD NAME SINE THE BEGINNING

A real advert for Totinos!

Don't tell me that Blue is the Warmest Color parody wasn't paid for by Totinos!

>>79117911
You're not being very tolerant right now. :^)

based family feud sketch coming up next

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Boston sports fans have been ruining /sp/ for years 2bh

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Boston

It's Steve Harvey Time!
I hope you like it /snl/

>>79117897
>Dakota Johnson

She said that her parents used to have sex in front of her.

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>>79117933
Supply chain not a store. I drive a forklift.

>>79117917
Gotta be a Dominican thing.

>this steve impression

thank you based kenan

holy shit those falcon's fans

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HAY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THE GROUNDHOG IS RACIST?

Pence needs to go electric with K-Stew

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>Still doing Bieber impressions

IT'S MILO YIANNOPOULOS!!!!

>>79117980
>I drive a forklift.
And I a Porsche.

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>Steve Harvey

leslie jones can't do impressions

>>79117920
Bigger irony is Boston being the most liberal city in America. The Micks have to deal with them on a daily basis. Such hell.
T. Boston SNL viewer.

leslie is totally dropping a f-bomb in this sketch

>the chimp isnt even funny
every one of the others on that panel were great.

Place your bets now on how long it takes him to say the phrase
>Wassup playa?

1 min 20 reporting in

maybe you could have had an accurate samuel l jackson impression if JAY PHARAOH WAS STILL ON THE SHOW

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Real shit comedy, in the name of good journalism.

It would mean something, if it wasn't so hack.

I love the superb owl too Kirsten

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>>79118002
>MILO YIANNOPOULOS
Shit. I thought so too. Instead it's just Bieber. Bleh.

Gee. I wonder why they wouldn't mention him.

s e x

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KIRSTEN STEWART IS SO HOT IT'S NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

God damn she lookin fine

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SHIIIIIIIIIET THAT KSTEW

>>79117983
Each region has a variety. Originated in Rico, though.

This belichick impression is terrible.

thats a really good casey affleck

>>79118033
I like your style. This Casey Affleck is spot on though.

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hnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggg

fuck my life kstew's legs kill me now.

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IS THAT MELISSA?

MY WAIFU IS IN A SKETCH?

YEAY

MEIN COCK

>dem legs

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HOLY SHIT THOSE LEGS

Does kstew shave her leg hair?

I really hate you all

THE WORST, BOTTOM OF THE BARREL AMERICANS HERE

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>Casey Affleck
>like the first half of a commercial for anti-depressants

Kate's Beiber always makes me chuckle

WE ARE SO CLOSE TO SEEING HER FEET OMG

Never seen that new girl in anything besides being an extra with one sentence or less.

>>79118054
>Bieber
They're pretty late on the memes, huh? Bieber hasn't been relevant in half a decade.

>>79118084
>when you're hotter than the model you're doing an impression of

Gisele btfo

>>79118060
she looks like a 16 year old italian dude.

You think Kate and KStew fucked before the show or after?

>>79118111
I thought that you got banned?

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A MAN IN A DRESS

Why is she corpsing?

>never found kstew attractive
>currently got my dick in my hand

leslie jones's entire performance in this sketch (and tv show) is an abomination

>>79118084
just reminds me how much i despise that dykes have to do the short hair/unconditioned hair thing.

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>>79118136

>the joke is how bad her impression is
Meta

>>79118152
It sounded like something Jackson would say but it wasn't a good impression.

Beck is the MVP of this cast

>>79117310
what is wrong with americans? this is so bad. do they get good ratings?

>>79118168
Robert Pattinson made a mistake

>>79118136
It's hard to say if they fucked after when the show is still on.

>>79118190
and he cost us all

>>79118139
If they banned me in favor of your sensibility of humorous talent, I would ban them.

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>79118190
Too bad she's gay.

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This is awful

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>>79118188
according to huffington post, every trump sketch is totally amazing

>>79118190
Didn't she leave him?

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god fucking damn

>>79118190
Big league. Sad.

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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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On the lower tier of feud sketches in terms of actual comedy

On the SS tier of having my dick in my hand though

Jesus christ that KStew

>>79118219
She looks more like Melania than Giselle. Maybe all these mail order model brides look the same.

>>79118223
GO PATS

>>79118188
It's like late night talk shows. Its more of a ritual than quality entertainment. Also, try writing an hour of live comedy every week, it's not easy

kstew a shit

>Jon Hamm doing commercials.
Come on, man.
GET OUT OF THAT HOLE!

>>79118216
Translation:

>He's black so we're scared to criticize him

>>79118264
Takes shit to know shit so kill yourself

>>79118217
she cucked him with an older guy, but that might have been just to give herself an out and realize she's gay

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>>79118264
Stop using my trip fag

>>79118149
>>79118179
>>79118173
because she is a talentless token hire.

>>79118168
>>79118145
>>79118132
made it worth watching.

>>79118188
It's going to pick up this season because of the anti-Trump bandwagon. It hasn't been cutting edge in decades and it still won't be, but people are fired up right now about Trump and the media will make sure Baldwin gets exposure for his Trump. Most people will watch the political sketches and the controversial moments on youtube the next day.

nobody actually finds kristen even remotely funny right

>>79118290
Kill yourself, cuck.

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>>79118292
>most people

>>79118296
She's eye candy, not for laughing

TCM... STEVE... MUSTANG

>>79118296
No but I wanna wake up with her ass on my face so that counters it

i think kristen stewart was hot in that sketch but the fact that she has to get totally dolled up to not look like a crackwhore means she's not hot in the first place

>straight kstew skit
we know the joke already

>heterosexual white couple

Hmmm

Why do they film these sketches with like a fucking InstaGram filter over them

God I'm triggered this shitty lighting

>>79118324
Cabaret is coming on. That's a great one.

Saturday Night "Live"

>>79118296
She's been an okay host no complaints here

>>79118324
I don't have cable

this is clever

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MELISSA IS IN TWO SKETCHES

MY KERMIT WAIFU IS IN TWO SKETCHES

There's Sasheer with her weekly non-speaking side role

>directly ripping off a police squad joke

cool

Are we supposed to feel sorry for this chick? She didn't tell him anything!

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>>79118324
>being a faggot who likes Steve McQueen

Join the real men and watch Cabaret with us

He's stalking her. Stalking isn't funny. One of the fratbro writers wrote this.

I assume that was a Mike O'Brien sketch

>>79118425
It's a comedy skitch, anon. Stop over thinking it.

>A sketch written by man who somehow dated Cecily Strong, Mike O'Brien

>>79118449
Fuck off, matriarch

This might be the first show I actually watched post-weekend update. Not a bad episode.

>>79118219
and this is just with Snl hairdressers and makeup

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>>79118332
i think she's nautrally attractive, but between her personality and her shitty sense of style, it drags her down closer to average most of the time.

and she probably has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Prepare to die dumfies

kristens acting style:

>fast continuous blinking
>twitch a lot
>eye contact sustained for no longer than a quarter of a second
>stuttering
>touching forehead

This artist sucks

Back to the high school talent show.

>>79118360
>Live
I get your point but I think its clear this is decidedly live

what's the closest she's been next to a black person tonight?

Did anyone notice KStew's F-Bomb in the monolog?

>>79118433
Nigga, my ma' was the spitting image of a young Liza.

>>79118514

>watching the Super Bowl for any reason other than the commercials

>>79118514
i don't think anyone doubted this, anon

>>79118514
YAAAAAAAAAS SLAY QUEEN

>>79118425
Did John Cena just said pedophilia is OK?

>>79118536
You mean this lady on the stage? She is Black?

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>>79118514
>yfw she bridges the aisle and says that Republicans are people too

>>79118514
but Trump is the president and can kill people?

so why should I prepare to die?

>>79118544
nah

WELCOME TO MY KITCHEN, WEVE GOT BANANIES, AND AVACADIES

>>79118567
Looks Brazilian

She really looks like she's suffered.

This song is fucking AWFUL

She sounds very angry.

Angry girl.

>>79118514
I'm only watching the Superbowl just to see Gaga ruin everything.

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>>79118514
I really hate Trump, but seriously wtf were they thinking when they booked her? The moment everybody heard she was doing it, it was like the very first thing that pops in your head.

They had to know what they were doing. This is like the real life of one of those far side comics

>>79118528
it's called fetal alcohol syndrome

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>>79118514
Gaga's performances are great regardless of your politics

Man, SNL consistently brings in the worst musical guests. Maybe I'm forgetting, but this season seems especially worse than previous seasons.
I know they have to get popular artists but you can still be good AND popular. This shit is absolutely bottom of the barrel.

>>79118514
>"dude trump is bad lmao"

Who is this spic and why is she singing?

no one tuned in to watch you, bitch. fucking whore picking a 12 minute long song to sing.

>>79118655
Doesn't the artist now pay the NFL to perform at half time?

>>79118675
Too bad she does that crappy country music now.

>>79118692
are you high?

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This girl is only 20

She's also A FUCKING LEAF

I miss Chevy Chase baka senpai.

At least he was desu.

>>79118655
its like theyre trying to bridge some sort of gap

in the last few years theyve had fucking katy perry, cold play, beyonce. next will be like cher or something

>>79118692
No, the artist's don't pay. The NFL covers production costs, but they don't pay the artist.

>>79118692
>paying someone to do your job
>ISHYGDDT

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>>79118677
Tribe yo. You fucked up and forgot about tribe.

they literally read these threads don't they

Haha time for something really fucking bizzarre

BOYSTEW IS BESTSTEW

Oh hey, Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice!

>>79118731
best canadian pop star not named carly rae

>>79118551
That's fine as long as you're not one of the people who pretends to be interested in the game.

>watching the Super Bowl with someone who watches just for the commercials
>they start asking questions about every detail of the game

Why are they punting? Why don't they go for it on 4th down? Why don't they try a 70 yard field goal? Didn't they JUST take a commercial break? How long is this game gonna be?

so pete got baked, saw willy wonka, and wrote this sketch

>>79118731
damn, older than most of the people on pol

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>KStew playing a young boy

>>79118754

Worst of the season.

>kristen stewart starts out sketch uncharacteristically enthusiastic and energetic
>is now back in her comfort zone, mumbling everything and hunched over

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>79117920
Not really. When "whiteness" as a concept expanded to include all Europeans equally against negroes in the reconstruction era, the Irish were so elated that they suddenly had some kind of social capital that they made sure to remind black people that they were scum.

>>79118754
>fuck white people: the performance

haha the joke is she has polio and can't stand

And that's a wrap. 7

>Kristen Stewart hosts
>best episode in months

Huh, wasn't expecting that.

>>79118839
Haha just like my great grandma

Well, that was a show.

I'm not sure what to think about it

>>79118754
I thought they were bad, but this season has been consistently bad with musical guests.

Don't forget that KStew said "fuck" during the opening monologue.

>>79118806
Well that's your problem right there, you have terrible taste.

lower back
LOWER BACK

>>79118754
Yea Tribe was good. This is the only performance I can actually remember though.
There's been some other decent artists but they were all forgettable to me.

Melissa McCarthy dropping pouds?

See this is what she normally dresses like.

Kstew is going to fuck the singer at the after party.

imagine the smell of KStew

literally shit

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>>79118822
butthurt trumpfag

KRISTEN

CANNOT

ACT

>>79118822
MAD TV circa.1998 had more pull desu.

Lorne is too old for comedy.

i see paris i see france
i saw kstews underpants!

I wanna sniff K-stews bumhole while she smokes a blunt ignoring me

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FUCK

drumpf

For the first time in a long time I don't want it to be over

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>>79118320
>THICCCC

>>79118925
Paris is in France.

>>79118918
Andy Milonakis was born for the job.

Hand over the reigns, you serial killer of talent.

>>79118965
I remember when it used to snow there.

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>tfwywn wake up with nothing but kristen's back dimples and the ceiling consuming your whole view

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>>79117676

http://www.mediaite.com/online/kristen-stewart-drops-the-f-bomb-in-snl-monologue-coolest-fcking-thing-ever/

>>79119044
are these people 12 years old?

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MELISSA WAS IN TWO SKETCHES

T W O

TONIGHT

A LITERAL FUCKING RECORD

MY WAIFU IS GONNA MAKE IT LADS

>>79119044
>OMG NAUGHTY WORDS, THE SCANDAL

>>79119044
Fuck yeah

What's next for /our gal/?

>>79119011
>STDS and shit smell in your face
>mad about this not happening

mad ain't that good man

>>79119091
>discout Zoey Dashcumsmell with racist tweets she we never overcome

good look with her ever not being fired next season

>>79119044
EPPPPIIIIIC!!!!

>>79119195
tweets weren't that bad. i only saw one tweet that could be considered racist, but it was presented as a job in it's honesty. also, it's debatable if she can even be racist, just like black people can't be.

>>79119091
And she's still never said more than two sentences in any sketch she has been in

>>79119395
>pretending like a girl that looks like that can't be white

that is why she will never be shit