SNL General

what a horrible thought

can't wait for drumpf to get blown

>>79115411
It's gonna be a rough one tonight

>>79115411
I expect the opening skit to be about Trump's Muslim country ban.

>>79115393
>Kristen Stewart

She was so shitty in Personal Shopper. This bitch literally plays the same character, gerself in everything. Cannot act. Jlaw 2.0.

Good thing she looks like a freak on screen and is done.

>>79115479
of course it is

I'm watching dragon Ball super at the 11:30 hour. Let me know when SNL become good again.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I MAKE THE SNL THREAD EVERY WEEK. I WANT TO BE A FAGGOT.

jk I don't give a fuck. also I want to cuddle with Villasenor

>>79115549
SNL will be good again around the same time Hell freezes over

Ya gotta respect Kristen Stewart for starring in a mega multi-million dollar franchise, but also not afraid to insult said franchise, its fans, and its creator the whole time.

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>>79115722
Go back to /co/

>>79115722
yeah, but besides that she's ugly and has no talent

>>79115393
why does anyone watch SNL anymore? there's like 1 or 2 good skits per show, the rest is either political drivel or just plain shit

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/pol/ here. ive watched every episode so far this season. tonight is gonna suck brothers.

>>79115775

I wouldn't know.

Poor thing never smiles though.

>>79115757
I have no idea what the fuck is going in that pic

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THIS IS A HORRIBLE SHOW TO WATCH & YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED

post feet pics

>>79115815
mostly out of irony, and also these threads are comfy

>>79115854
YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DAWGA

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can KStew even do comedy???

i've seen her smile like once.

>>79115815
And there's the weekly >still watching SNL post. Good thing we got that out of the way.

>>79115854
Fuck off Sinatra.

>>79115500
>Jlaw 2.0

But Kstew came first.

>>79115878
She was funny in Reefer Madness.
>In my lonely pewww

>>79115393
>ever watching snl fucking lul, are you gonna watch madtv and cartoon network after too?

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>>79115815
It's like watching a car crash. You know it's bad, but you just can't help yourself.

>>79115393
Hehe! Can't wait to make fun of DRUMPF! Try and grab THIS pussy! Girl power! #LoveTrumpsHate

>>79115479
Whoa, calm down with those crazy predictions.

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

***

Who's Alessia Cara?

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These threads are funnier than the show with all you /pol/smokers bitching

>>79115965
canadian brown girl, great voice, pretty cool beats

stream link!!?!?!?!

>You will never brush Vanessa's big chompers, paying extra attention to those plump gums and luscious tongue.
Why am i still alive?

>>79116007
This. I can't watch SNL without /tv/.

Seriously. Just hire Alec at this point.

Mooney is money

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FUCK THIS SHOW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79115393
Someone post kstew pics. I don't want to watch (((snl)))

LINK!!?!?!?!?! STREAM!!!!

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>tfw killed the LSAT this morning
>tfw there was a passage that subtly BTFO Trumpfags and Bannon
>tfw I need to brag about it on 4chan because I'm completely isolated
>tfw doesn't matter because I'm in a comfy SNL thread
>tfw trumpfags about to get BTFO again by Alec Baldwin

>when the jews are away the goys will play

What did he mean by this?

>Mooney within the first 10 seconds
This is how you know the show is gonna be good

It's Putin!
Oh wait...

I don't get the Steve Bannon joke. Why is he Skeletor?

>>79116007
And the anticipation of Donald's post-SNL tweet tomorrow morning.

>continuing to reiterate the "he's backing out of the australia deal" narrative"
God damn. I haven't watched SNL in years. This is....exactly what I expected. Shit.

>>79116093
FUCKING GOLD.

>>79116114
Because he's evil.

>>79116093
He's been listening to Michael Savage

>>79116093
Lorne is trying to play us by thinking he is for us.

Whos under mask? Predictions now /tv/

that aussie accent is too good. i'm so used to cartoonish ones.

This isn't working. I can't see Beck Bennett as anyone other than Putin.

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>>79116114
He makes liberals butthurt

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Steve is looking pretty good

>>79116134
Davidson

6 million!!!!!

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Steve McQueen 'bout to blow doors on TCM...

I really hate you fuckers that stay.

Baldwin's Trump has a Russian flag pin.

subtle.

>>79116152
Lost some lbs.

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>the obama bust

kek

I suck cocks for (You)s

>I'm in charge here.
>My Struggle
>the 6 million
Did 4chan write this episode?

I'm relatively liberal and this is fucking terrible. It's like they're trying to provoke him

You all realize Donald is watching this along with us, right?

Kinda hard to understand the guy under that mask.

heh, they messed up the phone sound cue. I love the little things like that.

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>my struggle

>Zimbabwe

IT'S RHODESIA YOU COMMIE KEKS

>>79116198
We need to start linking these threads to him on Twitter.

>keenan mugabe

>>79116196
>It's like they're trying to provoke him

gee, ya fucking think?

Mugabe just epically BTFO racist, Capitalist Drumpf. xDDD

LITTLE

>>79116194
Ahahahahahahah. Lawl. SNL pretends to be us, but they are not us.

TRUMP BTFO

this is literally the way African dictators talk

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>>79116205
why does he wear the mask?

>>79115940
Who actually watches it live and not just clips of it online?

White liberals cheering Mugabe!

Pretty sure that was Mikey Day behind the mask

Oh shit that gorilla from the new ghostbursters!

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>>79116252
>White liberals cheering Mugabe!

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/pol/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

L I T T L E

WHO /SP/ HERE?

>>79116251
I like finding the Mitch Hedberg jokes they plagiarize

>>79116092
>LSAT

duuuuude that is fucking nothing

>>79116196
Come join the Libertarian side. We have free Cookies. Hope you're not allergic.

WHITE BOYS BTFO LITTLE WHITE DICKS

FUCK ALL WHITE MALES

>>79116251
everyone in this thread?

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>>79116279
Here

MIEN COCK

That outfit.

who is this dyke?

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Good grief, even on national TV she still can't manage a smile.

>>79116293

Chocolate chip?

KStew is so hot jesus muh dick

>>79116291
Oh, than what is? The state BAR test? The MCAT? Don't be a smart ass. Where the fuck you think you are.

holy shit shes so awkward

She looks clean. Her hair too.

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>I'm here to promote

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This is just sad. This is supposed to be a dig at Trump? It's just dumb. SNL is in the toilet.

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hot fucking damn

>>79116315
Kristen Stewart

>>79116236
If someone on /pol/ wrote the 6000000 people at the inauguration joke it would get dozens of yous

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>>79115393

>Before the election
>Constant non stop mostly negative coverage of Trump in every form of media
>He wins
>I know let's keep covering him and making fun of him non stop! And don't forget to call him a authoritarian ruler. Surely this won't backfire.....Again.

When we will they learn?

how much did she smoke up before the show?

SAD

FUCK DRUMPF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Trump right tho

>>79116329
it's the fucking LSAT

losers with 2.0 from community college take it to get their dad off their ass for a month

don't think being better than a few dipshits makes you any good

We're reading Trump tweets from five years ago on live national television.
Trump BTFO

These tweets are actually perfectly ironically hilarious

BECAUSE YOU CHEATED BITCH

He was just her beard anyway.

>you will never date adventureland kstew

why live

Imagine what's she like when the cameras are off.

>>79116335
Add an exclamation point and you've got Trump's weekly post-SNL tweet for tomorrow.

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THEY LITERALLY CANNOT STOP TALKING ABOUT TRUMP

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Pattinson landed up 2bh.

>those arms
She getting fat or working out?

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ITT

>>79116342
What a goddess.

So he was right that Pattinson should have dumped her.

wait those tweets are real?

Why is "I'm gay" worthy of applause?

>actor/actress smokes on camera
>doesn't inhale
Every time

>BIG
>BLACK

B L A C K E D

>>79116355
Have you already forgotten the Bush administration? Any time a republican is in charge that is just about all the liberal media can talk about, and they weren't even half as angry with the world as they are this time.

>>79116404
She's in her !I'd 20s by now? She's looking a little saggy

>>79116291
The whole point of standardized tests are to separate the smart people from the less smart and dumb people. It might be easy overall but its not easy to score in the top percentiles

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

I haven't watch SNL in ages. I'm about ready to turn it off.

>>79116424
>smoking indoors in NYC
How has she not been arrested yet?

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she is pure sex

>the backlash over her saying fuck

Fuck this planet.

SHE FUCKED UP

F bomb baby

What did she say? i missed it.

F to pay respect

>>79116322
Fuck yeah. We got chocolate chip. Anything to keep the SJWs and Diehard Rights out of our business.

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH, she said a dirty word!

FINED
I
N
E
D

BANNED

FOREVER
O
R
E
V
E
R

F

I missed her profanity? I assume she said "Fuck".

>>79115393
F to pay respect

God dammit I look away for one second and I miss it. All I heard was the crowd going OHHH.

>>79116450
really? i think she's so average it's sad. a waste of some decent genes.

Preggers again?

OMG

B A N N E D

Why are liberals so determined to have muslim pieces of shit come here?

What was the sentence she said fuck in? I was lookinng at my phone

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>maybe Australians
NICE

>we have a great fucking show

what was the full thing she said?

That was good. Nice and speedy stream of jokes.

>>79116492
Most of them are communists.

The political sketches are always horrible because they're written from a privileged point of view.

>>79116496
btw I'm a grill

Saturday Night "Live"

>>79116496
I love SNL and it's the coolest fuck-

something to that effect

>>79116419
Yeah, I thought it was totally normal? It can't be both normal and wildly praised every time it's mentioned.

>>79116526
she said really fast "I'MSOFUCKINGGLADTOBEHERE"

>>79116400

I love their tiers. Its literally the only reason i watch now is to see how butthurt they are. and trump will tweet about the show because he knows it will keep SNL doing this shit and their ratings will tank so much they won't have a show anymore. they are playing right into trump's hand.

FUCK I MISSED THE NAUGHTY WORD

>>79116526
She said FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>79116492
It's about the abstract concept. They never leave the college/theory mindset and they need to prove they believe "good things" so it's important to be infinitely permissive because otherwise you have to confront and discriminate A from B.

H E L L O

M O T O

am i the only one that fucking hates these commercials?

>>79116152
>>79116250
>>79116335
>Bannon is death
>Trump got BTFO by Zimberdoodlewimbe
>can't walk down stairs
>fucking kek

Are the SNL writers reading /pol/?

I'M SO FUCK-

oop

>>79116541
it was this
the rest of you need medical help

>>79116564

Always have always will

>>79116564
Nope.
t. Posting from my Razr :)

IT'S SLATEGATE ALL OVER AGAIN
[PANIC]

>>79116537
hey bb

>>79116564
a rainbow party is the first thing that comes to mind whenever I see that commercial

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>>79116492
Democrats are the party of Islam.

AAAAALLLAAAAAAAAAAHUUUUUUU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAR

It's the coolest fuckin' th...

>>79116561

But muslim pieces of shit literally toss gays off roofs and stone women for having premarital sex. there is nothing 'good' about defending that disgusting religion, it actually just makes you an evil piece of shit.

Lion is literally Google Earth: The Movie.

>who your move with andy stanley here

>cuz I'm fucking gay dude

What did she mean by this?

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>trumptards mad as fuck already
>they'll probably respond to this post with "why would we be mad, we won" to prove how mad they are

>>79116564
everyone does. It's a shitty phone that will always be 4th to Apple, Samsung and LG. All that extra shit they have to attach to it is desperate.

>>79116554
NBC does not give a fuck about the ratings of a show that airs Saturday night at 11:30 PM.

And you think Trump getting butthurt over SNL is going to make their viewership fall? lolno

>>79116447
One time I smoked inside a kids apartment (someone handed it to me and lit it and I was drunk) and I walked up to him because he was talking about fleshliggts for some reason so I took the cigarette out of my mouth and said 'yeah you give off some big flashlight vibes man' and he kicked me out. He was actually an NYU student and an SNL intern

KStew isn't even gay. She cheated on Pattison with an old an. She's a trendy dyke.

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>>79116611
Trump supporter detected. If you think this is wrong then you might be a bigot.

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>>79116627

>>79116613
I couldn't get through it. It was too boring.

>>79115393
>Some years ago nobody would touch a muslim with a 500m pole.
>Now americans are all lovely dovely with them.

What's wrong with liberals?

>double lesbian jokes
good episode inbound

>>79116645
What would she have to do to prove she's gay?

almost f bomb #2

she's not very good at this

She's like, stuttering every line.

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she's so fucking gorgeous

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>Mfw Cecily has that pregnant look to her again

Thick Cecily is on the menu lads

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BE
MY
GF

>>79116635

No, their obsession about making unfunny trump jokes for an hour and a half is what will lose them viewers. its not a comedy show anymore, its just a hip way to deliver fake news to libtards.

Good greif, what mental illness does kstew have?

BOMBING
OMBING
MBING
BING
ING
NG
G

Why is the first sketch always the shittiest?

>>79116611
They're trying to prove a point to "backwards islamophobes" that "not all muslims are bad" but they don't know anything about statistics and they don't look in to their OWN nature so they're definitely not really taking a close look at Islam other than "republicans don't like it."

is this ep going to be really awkward?

>>79116689
she is above average with a cringe personality

will age like milk

heh, alcohol sure is evil right guys?

>>79116690

i just want to wake up with her ass positioned on my face

how high is she right now?

>>79116646

Wow trump is literally hitler for not wanting to flood our country with these people and their culture.

guh

i have never understood the appeal of kristen stewart

i'm not really into that 'drug addict' look

>>79116668
Threesome with Tila Tequila and a random crackwhore.
SO PROGRESSIVE

Why is KStew a dyke?

It's not fair.

Mooney is money

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>SNL will never ever be cancelled

Steve Bannon did a interview with the Hollywood Reporter, speaking about power...

>Darkness is good," says Bannon, who amid the suits surrounding him at Trump Tower, looks like a graduate student in his T-shirt, open button-down and tatty blue blazer — albeit a 62-year-old graduate student. "Dick Cheney. Darth Vader. Satan. That's power. It only helps us when they" — I believe by "they" he means liberals and the media, already promoting calls for his ouster — "get it wrong. When they're blind to who we are and what we're doing."

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/steve-bannon-trump-tower-interview-trumps-strategist-plots-new-political-movement-948747

I gather what it means is by portraying the Trump administration as comic book villians (((they))) come off as overboard.

>>79116693
"Libtards" aren't going anywhere, and neither is SNL. SNL will go on for as long as Lorne wants it too. It's not like there's a lot of competition for the Saturday 11:30 timeslot.

What happened to "The Big Shoe"??

So KStew got herself banned before the show even started?

>>79116696
Narcissism

>>79116716
blazed out of her fucking mind

>>79116729
SHOULDN'T YOU BE FOCUSING ON THE SKETCH AND NOT POSTING ON 4CHAN FROM YOUR PHONE YOU FUCKING UNFUNNY TALENTLESS HACK

>>79116757
for what? saying she was there is shill?

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>>79116636
You did the right thing.

>>79116760
It's a self-referential sketch.

>youre now thinking about kirsten stewart shitting an egg

hnnngh

YES THIS SKETCH AGAIN

Wait, I've seen this Super Bowl thing before...

>totinos ad

fuck yeah

ywn get that egg on your face

>>79116689
Going for irony there?

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>>79116736
He's right. Liberals are ineffective and useless when they're autistically screeching Literally Hitler 24/7.

yiss

>>79116761
>He's in the sketch
HOW?

Shit! is that a repeated sketch?
WHAT
THE
FUCK

MORE MOONEY!

>>79116662
They are the most swayed group of people. Too much reference to them suffering made the easily sympathetic foolishly open their hearts. They did the same when the Nigerian girls in the northern states got kidnapped. Or when Haitians were reamed two times by natural disasters.
T. Libertarian.

>>79116771
she was a dumbass and literally dropped an F-bomb in her opening monologue

H U N G R Y G U Y S

this took an unexpected turn

>lesbian version

I always love these commercials

>>79116736
The 'Bannon Play" is the current anti-Trump strategy. They're hoping to turn Trump against Bannon by making Trump insecure about "Bannon's role" as portrayed by the media.

this totino's ad is fucking gold though.

This is about to get hot.

>>79116759
Beautiful!

>>79116811
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE FOCUSING ON YOUR COSTUME CHANGE FOR THE NEXT SKETCH INSTEAD OF SELF-SHILLING YOU FAGGOT

PLEASE KISS

>>79116816
heroin

She is about to eat her pizza roll.

time to fap

that was unexpected

this is going to be dyke meme

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>ywn watch KStew and Vanessa scissor

>>79116806
They can't even come up with good insults. How many of them call him a cheeto? /pol/ was much more imaginative making fun of Obama.

>Blue is the Warmest Color: Pizza Pocket version

cumming

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pls be my gf

Blue warmest color. /TV/ sketch

Is that an Illuminati tattoo?

french has become the language of gay

fuuuugggggggggggggggggggg

JACKPOT

that was really awkward to watch with my mom......

muh dick

Fucking episode of the decade.

compared to real porn those are some C grade looking lesbians

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>Blue is the warmest colour SNL Sketch

Never thought I'd see the day

Wait, is next week new? Alec Baldwin is on the show all the time already so I can't tell.

jesus christ that sub looks like a turd in a bun

>>79116852
Cheeto Benito
Mango Franco
There were some more, I can't remember.

From all the sketches this season I think Lorne is letting the female writers take over the show. Target audience seems to be Jezebel readers

>>79116852
You can only make so many jokes with Obama, Nigbonbon.

>>79116885
Just make out with her.

do you think kristen touched herself thinking of vanessa after they were done filming that sketch

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is this GOAT SNL?

holy fuck they actually did it! they made out

kstew confirmed dyke

if lorne had any balls next week would just be 90 minutes of ripping on trump

>>79115393
>Kristen Stewart

How low SNL has fallen...

FUCK WHITE MEN AND FUCK STRAIGHT WHITE MEN, FUCK DRUMPF

FUCKING CIS STRAIGHT WHITE MEN, THEY ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL

>>79116891
They've been doing more film parodies lately. Last episode they did a Chicago parody.

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>KStew not in a blue wig
Why even bother?

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>>79116891
>>79116865
i've never seen that show....i know its lesbians, but do they randomly start speaking french in it??

>>79116872
You fucking think? They have been like that since their name change from Gaul.

>>79116852
All those classic jokes like LMAO OBONGO and WOAH HES A NIGGER!

>>79116919
yes and so did Kate Mckinnon

>>79116932
sounds like you got triggered :)

You get to disappoint Kstew or cum on Vanessa's teeth

Which do you choose?

>>79116943
It's a french film about being bisexual

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That's right, /tv/. Take your gay injection for the week.

You're not straight, are you?

>>79116959
Disappoint KStew.

>>79116943
bruh

I think I could take cube

>>79116919
Kristen is straight af, she's just confused. You can tell by the way she said "I'm gay"; you could tell she didn't truly believe the words coming out of her mouth. She was probably badly hurt by a number of men in her past (like Rob)

t. Psychologist

>>79116376
Did you fail recently, anon?

>>79116852
I'm not sure how imaginative "nigger" and "ape" and their variations are.

>>79116959
The teeth.
Always the teeth.

>>79116943
It's a French lesbian film and they eat food in a very disgusting and sexual manner. This was the Totino's version.

Who the fuck is that?

Melissa McCarthy?

Holy shit, Melissa McCarthy does look remarkably like Sean Spicer

HOLY SHIT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSS

Is that Melissa McCarthy?

I didn't even recognize her at first.
Shoutout to makeup.

>>79116376
>losers with 2.0 GPAs take it, therefore it must be easy
I don't think you'd do too well on the LSAT

>>79117007
yeah

Well, this is a pleasant surprise.

>>79116984
Girls have no idea what their talking about. More news at 11

>>79116967
It's fine if they're lesbian. But if they imitated Gallevich from Shameless...

>female """"""""comedian""""""""

Who the fuck is this

>>79116987
you can't fail the LSAT

you can beat the rest of the 50% of the dipshits that take it and get in as a legacy at Michigan like Iike I did simp

good luok if you don't have hookups

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TRUMPBUSTERS!

I never realized how distinctive her voice is that you can tell it's her on voice alone.

/pol/ invading this thread

sad!

>>79117039
fat woman Melissa McCarthy

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EVERYONE WAS SMILING

EVERYONE WAS HAPPY

ALL OF THE MEN HAD ERECTIONS

this is pretty funny desu

I hope this gets bad soon so I can go to the store for some totinos pizza rolls

McCarthy's comic timing is really good. She's already making Stewart look bad.

>>79117058
Many such cases!

>>79117058
>SNL is 99% politics
>OMG /POL/ IS INVADING!!!!!!!!111

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>>79116967
You don't like lesbian sex scenes?
What are you?
A homo?

>>79117020
>>79117041
stop samefagging about taking a test to apply for crippling debt

She's not stumbling over her words enough to sound like Sphincter.

Spicer will be fired because of this

>>79117072
I stood in front of the Totinos at the grocery store freezer the other day but I decided not to get it because I aint no bitch.

Shit I can't remember the last time an SNL thread reached its limit this fast. Trump is making SNL great again!

glenn thrush subtly btfo

>>79117058
They're here every week. Nothing new.

>>79117098
>A Trump staffer will be fired because the media's butthurt

Sure bud

>these republican snowflakes can't handle any criticism of fuhrer trump

I've been watching the press briefings like a fucking hawk the last two weeks and this actually offends me.

Spicer ACTUALLY says hilarious shit like Lasterday and April Ryan is a nonstop cunt and in fact the reporters are easily just as great as Sean.

>>79117115
>SNL is the media
whut

I'm not familiar with who she's playing, but its still funny.

I have twitter up waiting for Trump's comlaining to start. Should be good.

>>79117142
>dude MSNBC and NBC have nothing to do with each other

RADICAL MOOSE LAMBS

Also Melissa McCarthy should've hosted this episode

>mooney in a diaper

we carrot top now

>>79117143
Sean Spicer

fellow asshole of the trump admin

>>79117143
have you watched the news in the past two weeks?

>>79117156
It took a whole day last time, don't hold your breath

>Our President will not be de-turd

that was great.

>Vanessa with bangs

muh heart

This is actually pretty funny.

>>79117143
Watch any of Sean Spicer's press briefings, especially his one from Jan. 21.

Mooney is money

OOOOYYyYYYYyyyYY vEeEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeEEEEeeeYYYYYyyyy

This is fucking gold tbqh lads

6 BILLION REMEMBER IT FORevEWR goY

>>79117197
Spicer's good at bantzing the media, but he's mush-mouth when he's reading prepared statements.

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Pretty good skit tbqh.

meka a new thread fags

that was the best sketch snl has had in the past 5 years

They realize this is basically a prime example of strawman arguments? We need people to make actual arguments against Trump. This is just making liberals look bad. I say that as one.

Hey guys, Jews and ONLY jews were hurt in WW2.

ONLY jews.

>>79117176
>>79117197

The news just depresses me. Gonna have to look him up now, though.

>>79117219
fuck you

>>79117143
Sean Spicer is the white house press secretary and if you watch the full briefings the reporters are just as belligerent as he is.

But as this continues to escalate I'm liking it more and more. Sean is really firm with the press corps and this parody is NOT far off.

>>79117215
>prepared statements
yeah he goes full middle school retard and it's embarrassing. I would have tackled that angle as an SNL writer.

Did snl get new writers? wtf is going on?

that sketch was hilarious

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good skit cucks

>>79116984
She's a tourist. She'll be married to a SF tech CEO in a year and will be pregnant in 2.

I've seen some parts of Spicer's press hearings. This isn't a parody, just liberal make-believe hour. Remember when they did this to Obama's white house team? Me neither.

>inb4 butthurt trumpfag
SNL has been really terrible at political humor. I wish they would just go away from it.

>>79117215
kind of like his boss.

So why couldn't Melissa be that funny when she hosted last year?

>>79117275
butthurt trumpfag

obama did NOTHING wrong. ever.

>>79117290
Sean Spicer wasn't a thing back then.

>>79117104
pls no bully
I haven't had frozen food in years

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>we will never have this handsome motherfucker as WH press secretary again

>>79117290
Fair question. This bit was one of the best things I've seen her do.

>>79117209
butthurt trumpfag

>>79117212
butthurt trumpfag

>>79117231
butthurt trumpfag

>>79117233
butthurt trumpfag

>>79117275
butthurt trumpfag

>>79117302
expect lost 1000 dem seats under his watch

>>79117275
The problem is not the Spicer parody, it's the fact that the press corps isn't getting skewered too.

>>79117275
it's past your bedtime

DAYUUUUM, STEWART