star trek

*poot*

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>And you people, you’re all…astronauts… on some kind of star trek: first contact?

Really?

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Was it ever explained why Bashir had a genetically enhanced dong also?

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>>79110267

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What are the best Star Trek sports?

Crusher family is shit. Prove me wrong.

>>79110267
I literally can't stop staring at her cleavage every time she is in frame

>>79110375
Like was there ever any argument against that?

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>>79110267

I love rewatching trek, just finished DS9 for the third time in like 15 years, just started TNG from the beginning and it fucking sucks.

Where do i start tng from? Or should i just say fuck it and watch tos

>>79110837
kys

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>>79110368
>Computer, create a forest with trees widely spaced enough for horses to safely traverse
>Now create a mighty steed and pack of slavering hunting hounds
>Create one Wesley Crusher simulacrum, increase fear of dogs, paranoia and sexual frustration by 200%
>Oh and computer... tea, Earl Grey, hot

>>79110267
>you will never have a councillor session with Troi as you're pitching a crazy tent in that tight uniform, watching her futile attempts to ignore it and focus on the session

>>79110783
milky milky

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>>79110337
Damn, O'Brien looks like THAT?

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>>79111296

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Best couple coming through

>There are people who prefer Beverley over Troi

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>>79112703

>>79112758
1, the screencap is edited.
2, why are you sharing inflammatory screencaps with us?
3, what were you even doing on that blog in the first place?

>>79111116
Go on...

>>79112870
How is it edited?

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>>79112703
Crusher > Troi

>>79112758
Trannies are obviously mentally ill by definition, but what twisted kind of logic does it take to make them think Troi is one of them?

>>79112901
Well, they clearly edited her gender.

someone post the troy farts simulation pasta already

>>79111011

why do i totally not remember this episode?

I only recall Picard talking about loving horses, but the only time he really rode one was Generations..

Did Odo make a generously proportioned phallus for himself when he took humanoid form?

>>79112593
Welcome to gamestop

>>79112938
Sorta like how blacks try to claim Egypt. They are desperate to be relevant. And think everyone is a tranny. Even though they are mentally ill and make up .04% of the population

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>>79112964
It was Pen Pals, the one with the imaginary friend that wasn't.

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>>79113035
Every serious rider has his own saddle.

>>79112901
35 notes, not 2,084 notes. It's a tiny blog with few notes making posts that nobody cares about, and you're trying to pretend like it's a big deal.

>>79112938
The blog explains that it's only headcanons, not actual canons.

Anon is leaving that out because they are hoping to start a flamewar.

>>79112970
He was a pussyboy

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Watch it, sexual organs.

>>79112903
>>79113097
please more rare sexual organs.

>>79113086
how would he even know what a pussy looked like?

>>79113086
faggot

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>>79113079
>flamewar.

nothing wrong with laughing at trannies. Especially if they are acting like tards.

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>>79113114
Coming right up.

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>>79110267
Why is Uhura so underrated?

post more Troi cleavage.

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>>79113114

>>79113231
>underrated

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>>79113114

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>>79113236

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>>79113114
>The Federation has a secret system, a machine, that spys on your sexual organs every hour of every day

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>>79113287
>a machine, that spys on your sexual organs every hour of every day

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>>79113252
She is, no one talks about her and her fat ass.

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>>79113330
LOST

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>>79113342
Well she's black so she isn't attractive.

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> Are you ever... lonely?
Sometimes. But that's why we have friends.
> Friends?
Sure. Someone you can talk to. Who will be with you when you're lonely. Someone... someone who makes you feel better.
> Like Geordi - and Hugh.

;_______;

>>79112593
>BUBBLE GUM!
>I PRESERVED THE SCENT!

What a great episode.

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Would you?

>>79113278
THICC
MORE.

BACK WHEN I WAS IN THE ACADEMY WE WOULD FOLLOW EVERY TOAST WITH A SONG

>>79113685
only if it's a package deal with her daughter

>>79113752
TIS BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST.
THAN NEVER TO HAVE LOVED AT ALL.
COME CHEER UP MY LADS.
COME CHEER UP MY LADS.
TIS BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST.

>>79113685
No, but I'd want her to be my mentor. She could read my thoughts about my sex life and give my tips based on what she senses.

>>79113079
A flame war between who? You're the only person slightly defending this mental illness.

>>79113752
MY LOVE
IS A FEVER
LONGING STILL
YOU'LL HAVE TO CALL AGAIN

>>79113426
>Geordie was only able to make friends with an android and a Borg in seven seasons of the show

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>>79113003

Caught me off guard lad

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gonna start TNG next week. whats the first GOAT episode in the series?

>>79110267
Star Trek Discovery: will it kino?

>>79110314
> movies in which the characters actually say the title of the movie is one of my favorite tropes, and this is the best example of it.

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>>79113426
>Like 4chan and (you)'s.

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>>79113952
is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/

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>>79113990
Watch it in order ya dummy.

>>79114082
i watched the 2 movies first

>>79114082
i wish she would have shaved

>>79114120
>i watched the 2 movies first
>the 2 movies
Which 2? There are 10.

>>79114163
the first 2

>>79113952
I always thought it was funny in Barclay's introduction episode that Geordi couldn't sympathize with Barclay at all despite being just a little bit less of a friendless autist.

>>79114082
Artex is the worst

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be honest, zero one or one zero?

>>79114163
Why would TMP and WoK effect how you watch TNG at all?

>>79114153
T. Gay

>>79113990
I would honestly say, skip season 1. The characters aren't really where they need to be yet, and Denise Crosby is a shitty actress whose removal from the series was a blessing.

I dont think you miss any important plot points by missing season 1 other than knowing that Data had sex with someone who later died.

>>79110375
>he prefers Palaski over Crusher

>>79114436
Season 1 still ha some great episodes tho
Is not really all bad like most people say

>>79112938
Meh. That's not as stupid as when they were calling the Metroid robot trans.

>>79111011
I will never tire of these kind of posts

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>Wesley, did i ever tell you about the time Data and Geordi ran a Sherlock Holmes mystery simulation in the holodeck? Because Data already had all of the Sherlock stories memorized, Geordi asked the computer to create an orginal Sherlock mystery with an opponent capable of defeating Data. Unfortunately, the computer interpreted this command as literally being able to defeat Data, rather than the Holmes character he would be roleplaying as, and created a Moriarty who was intelligent enough to become self aware and figure out how to access the ship's computer. Using the computer, he learned about the Enterprise and that there was a world beyond the London he knows. He also used the ship's computer to learn commands to tamper with his world's programming, and eventually with the Enterprise. Data and I engaged Moriarty and told him the truth about his existence. That he is merely a hologram and not real. He pleaded for his life and argued that he, like Data, was sentient and self-aware and as real as they were. I told him he could not exist outside of the holodeck and promised to save his profile in our compiter's memory until a time comes when he could be brought out into the ship without disintegrating. He was a good friend.

>>79113231
literally jacked off to that dance scene in WoK when I was a kid

>>79110267

>computer, encase me in a giant open glass cube
>create several hundred sentient naked Deanna Trois sitting on the edge of the cube with their ass pointing inwards
>fasten them with chains
>give them severe diarrhea
>disengage safety protocols

>>79113990
Season 2, The Measure of a Man.

Zero GOAT episodes in season 1, unfortunately.

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I feel bad for McNary even though he is just a computer hologram man, he just wants to see his wife and kids

>>79113952
>falls in love with hologram but fucks everything up with the real thing

Geordi confirmed autist

>>79114436
should at least watch Encounter at Farpoint

>>79115121
Encounter at Farpoint is a mess, but it's an enjoyable mess, mostly for Q. And, yeah, it establishes the characters a bit and the final episode has a callback. I'd watch Encounter at Farpoint, skip the rest of season 1, and then just watch from Season 2 on, skipping Shades of Gray thouogh.

Season 1 good episodes

>Lonely Among us
>The Battle
>Hide an Q
>Datalore
>Home Soil
>The Arsenal of Freedom
>We'll Always Have Paris
>Conspiracy

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>>79115331

>>79115407
>implying there's anything wrong with that list

if you don't like those episodes you just don't like Star Trek

>>79114971

theres Conspiracy

and Farpoint isn't good but its important for bookends, desu

>>79114211
underrated

>>79114603
But it certainly had the fewest good episodes, and the characters were so different from S2 and on that they're barely the same. S1 can seriously put people off of TNG since its not really TNG aside from Picard being based. Ricker didnt have his balls or beard yet. Worf didnt do anything. Geordi wasnt making miracles etc...

>>79115174
I would also suggest Datalore. Its not that great but its very important for later stuff. Maybe Hide and Q as well.

No love for Peak Performance? I always liked that one.

Conspiracy is the GOAT TNG ep. I liked S1 and S2 just fine. There's some good stuff in there - ferengis with laser whips, Q eps, the crystalline entity, space druggies, space casinos, and based Pulaski.

>>79114796
kek

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>>79113114
Friendly reminder that your sexual organs did nothing wrong.

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>when you've been locked in a dungeon for years but it was actually just an hour so your mind is completely fucked and you get back to DS9 only for everyone to start bitching about how the buttons aren't making things go anymore, and your quarters are haunted by a Japanese hate ghost and you're not even the real you and even fucking Nog outranks you and you've got two hours to build a warp drive from scratch.

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Captain. I recommend a full spread of photon torpedoes directly into their medical bay and on-board nursery.

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>>79119198
>when the crew has been messing about FER FEKIN LONG ENOUGH ALRI YA FEKING WOG JULIAN BASHEEEER

Does anyone else notice the Cmdr Data becomes this super alpha male every time he becomes acting Skipper?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMKtKNZw4Bo

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>>79119279
>Just a moment Mister Worf, let's let them mate with our females first, nice and slow. We don't want to alarm them.

>>79119372
Data is always alpha, because he has no emotions

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>>79119279
Shut the fuck up Worf, you don't know what you're talking about. You've literally never given me a good recommendation. Why the fuck did I make you security chief?

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>>79119483
worf is nearly always right

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Its a I HATE MY UNBORN CHILD ABORT ABORT Tom/B'Elanna Episode.

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>>79119554
I thought she was ugly when Voyager started then she started wearing sweaty tank tops and grew on me.

2nd best girl in VOY

>>79119372
Data in charge of the U.S.S. Sutherland and BTFO the first officer was good stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoN0NhO-Mm8

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for years ive been meming that keiko is a bitch but really why is this the common conception?

rewatching ds9 and she is a genuinely supportive wife, and the episode where miles dies for the millionth time and she refuses to believe it and goes to sisko with new evidence gave their relationship a very convincing intimacy and playfulness

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>>79119554

>Be starfleet admiral
>Handsome son goes missing with the rest of his starship crew in delta quadrant
>Finally returns after 7 years through Borg wormhole
>Tells you you are a grandfather
>Shows you this

What do you do /trek/?

>>79119688
intimidation of women

>>79119688
she's more bitchy in TNG

>>79115331
>Conspiracy
The episode that proved Gene was totally off his rocker where having people n star fleet was absolutely unacceptable. But airing one of the goriest deaths on primetime network TV was perfectly fine.

They didn't even try to save the poor guy who was infested with the wueen even after he said he wanted to serve with the crew in a previous episode.

>>79119960
It certainly wasn't a traditional "Star Trek" episode, and it went against lots of what Gene used to preached.

That said, I loved it. I had such an odd feel to it even before the gore at the end. I loved the teaser at the end, too.

>>79120048
How? The whole thing Gene did was 'Star fleet is perfect, no one would willing go against anything star fleet does!' So when the writers came up with the plot of a coup in star fleet. Gene lost his shit and they rewrote it to evil alien parasites controlling star fleet command. Which was perfectly acceptable because it meant these people weren't willing going against star fleet, so who gives a shit how many of them Picard and Riker waste in the blood bath finale.

>>79120201
Fair enough, good point.

Would've been interesting to follow up on the episode.

>>79113990
Encounter at Farpoint, Heart of Glory and Conspiracy are all worth watching but the season is largely interesting for how different it will be from seasons 3-7 (two is a bit of a hybrid).

what's your opinion on Gene Roddenberry?

>>79120201
based Gene making a show about a positive humanity instead of this overdone post-modern "humans are shit" mentality

too bad DS9 then happened

>>79112593
I have to return some videotapes

>>79120415
One trick pony with a really good trick.

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How wrong Uhura was.

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>it's a Data episode

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>>79119688
DS9 Keiko is legitimately the best girl.

She may not be the best looking, but she's the one you wanna come home to at the end of the day.

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>>79120661
>It's a Ruk episode

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>>79120629
but that is the 23rd century

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>>79113097
>>79113225
>>79113241
>>79113261
>>79113287
>>79112903

Always yellow, and green.

>>79119198
>when you can deal with inflitrating the orion syndicate but your gook of a wife doesn't understand what emotions are

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>>79121517
Forgot this.
<---

>season 1 is shit
>season 1 has best troi

why

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>>79119372
>Does anyone else notice the Cmdr Data becomes this super alpha male every time he becomes acting Skipper?

Data handled a phaser like no one else.

>>79110375

would smash beverly til one of us got physically ill

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>>79121556
We weren't meant to be happy.

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>>79121570
>would smash beverly til one of us got physically ill
>not wanting a prime milf to fuck on the side while you trounce about Federation space talking your way out of death and destruction

They shoulda' shipped Picuck and Crusher.

>>79121643
They did, they're both aboard the space ship Enterprise-D

Also they got married.

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>>79121643
you just KNOW

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>>79110375
>>79121570
i'd boink the dancing doctor

anyone have that webm of her in her room with a thin dress

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>>79121685
I like Major Grin's recut where he edits out that line to imply she's the "fucking doctor" of starfleet.

>>79110314
Is there a wojak Picard as a Borg?

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>>79121702

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>>79121685
>>79121725

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>>79110368

>>79121570
she'd have to limp herself to sickbay for extreme dehydration and chaffing

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>>79110837
you watch all of tng motherfucker. even troi aborting a magical space baby and getting mind raped into an old woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjw6y4ClQwg

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>>79112642
nope.

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>>79113114

>>79121643
Literally, the only reason they didn't was so Picard would be free for romantic interest plotlines in any possible TNG movies. That's it. Which is fucking stupid since Ruler would have remained free enough, and Picard would have been a better character with a wife. FFS the fact that Troi has been slobbering after Ruler's diseased dick for a decade, but he's done with her is an important plot point in several episodes. The writers really dropped the ball on that shit.

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>>79121539
"They expect one of us in the Eagle wreckage, Alan!"

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

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>>79113114

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>>79113114
erhfy

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>>79113330
was she gettin fingered here

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I just watched the TNG episode "Cost of Living"

What a fucking WeIrD and degenerate episode this ..thing.. was.

I only remember it for Lwaxana getting married naked but the scizophrenic circus at the beginning with the mud bath and juggler was like an acid trip.

>>79121679
Oh yes, all the time. Riker needed about half of the ship's STD meds for his personal needs so he was a regular visitor to Sick Bay anyway.

>>79122110
who are you?!
what does this image mean?!!
HELP ME UNDERSTAND!!!

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>>79122113
>These are my worlds!
>I ATE THEM

>>79121930
Darmok and Jalad Live at Budokan.

>>79121755
thanks pham

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>>79122188
>the higher..
>the fewer..

>>79122110
That was back when she loved Trump.

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sup

>watching ent
>travis mentions deltans randomly
>get excited for a split second

I really hope we see more of them in discovery or something. What other less seen races should they bring back?

>>79122305
>>79122320
Any other captain wouldn't have abandoned their children like that.

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>>79122257
>sup
>Ah yes, sup: A 20 to 21st century negroid slang diminutive for "What is up?" as in "What is happening?". It was mostly conveyed in the United States ghettos as a friendly gesture to a fellow neighbor. Hmph!

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>>79122013
>Picard with a wife

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>>79122013
>Ruler

The absolute state of phone posters but you truly are correct on that part.
Picard's only pussy was Vash but she was one sexy cougar.

ensign tsu has big tiddies

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>>79122320

>that episode with the Voyager copy

that was bleak as fuck
also was it supposed to makes us wonder which one we were following in the previous episodes?

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there were some weird episodes

>>79122454
>also was it supposed to makes us wonder which one we were following in the previous episodes?

No, it was supposed to make us all have an existential crisis and feel nothing but despair at the end.

>>79122460
i remember being on a bunch of dxm and watching this for the first time

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>>79113231

>>79122454
No, because that episode has Lieutenant Paris but previous episodes have Ensign Paris (since he was demoted).

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>>79122460

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>>79119198
>and your quarters are haunted by a Japanese hate ghost

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Who was in the wrong here?

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>>79119198
>>79122657

>>79122692
Miles for not pounding her consequentially

>>79122476
>>79122591
I liked my theory better

>>79110267
I used to frequently masturbate to her when i was a teen and watched ST.
She hasn't aged well AT ALL. When i saw her in startgate.. holy shit... that is one ugly had

>>79120629
Someone should tweet this to Takei when he gets triggered by Trump.

>>79122751
She's like almost 60 now dude. Very few people age well sexually past 60.

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>>79122782
>>79122751

one of the many reasons why ds9 is the superior show

nana aged like fine wine

>>79122844
ds9 is not trek. it is star wars in trek uniforms.

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>>79122870

sweet opinion you have there lad

>>79119626

jesus christ that was delicious. i'm marathoning ds9 right now... i miss tng

>>79119759
this. she's so obnoxious in tng. she makes o'brian do all sorts of crap he obviously hates. arguably, he's a bigoted and close-minded prole who needs his horizons expanded even if he has to go kicking and screaming, but she still comes off as a bitchy, frigid wife.

in ds9 she's way more chill and supportive.

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>>79122870

>*uses fun splosion magic on you*

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McCoy is best boy

>>79119688
You know that she and Miles dance and sing to A Whole New World on their date nights.

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Crusher never gets old in this scene.
I want to lick all the way up those long legs.

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>>79122903
well, is star wars or star trek the one about special snowflake psychic spiritual figures saving everyone in a long-arc, non-episodic space opera with a big galactic war and thousands of ships blowing each other up and lots of silly, taking itself too serious space politics drama in between? i dont remeber.
the other one is episodic, advocates science and secularism, and uplifting in its hope for a future utopia guided by humanity's best qualities. :)

>>79123014
meant for>>79122964

>>79122110
>>79122110
Say what you want about Westly and Will but he was at least a qt fucboi back in the day.

>>79123060
>Say what you want about Westly and Will but he was at least a qt fucboi back in the day.

Thanks sven, how diverse we are in this post scarce paradise called New Greater Stockholm

>>79122995
He was always my favorite. However, I didn't always appreciate how the writers always used his character as a prop to make Spock make look better and smarter by comparison.

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>>79114787
There wasn't a dance scene in WoK dipshit. It was in Star Trek V.

>>79123060
shut up, wil

>>79123096
Seriously, what died up your ass faggot.

>>79122964
>all this fan service

What episode is summer beach episode where Picard tries to split a watermelon with a karate chop and the girls go to a hot springs?

>>79123096
>>79123134
You don't have to like someone to know that their prim jail bait you cunts.

>>79123154
Any Risa ep

>>79123139
take a chill pill, it's a joke
>>79123155
ashley judd wasn't even jail bait, just bait and I'm a king mackerel

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>>79113685
Yes. Fuck yes, Lwaxana was sexy as fuck.

If Deanna could be involved too that would be heaven!

Serious trek question - why the hell were the Romulins and their government still assblasted about humans? How many times did Picard save their ungrateful asses. You would think they would have at least thought about joining the Federation by the end of the show.

Maybe they dealt with this issue some in DS9 but I can't remember.

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Did they fuck?

>>79123245
Romulans are tsunderes.
Vulcans are danderes.

>>79122911
I just finished TNG for the first time and now I moved to DS9 and TOS. People say the beginning of DS9 is the worst but I'm already enjoying it so I'm assuming the rest is even more comfy, a different kind of comfy than TNG but still pretty good.
TOS in some ways is the best Trek but I find myself more drawn to DS9, though the original is especially great while smoking dude weed lmao.

But god damn with TOS and TNG do you notice the difference between a BluRay and DVD rip. TOS almost looks better than how washed out and oversaturated DS9 can look at times. Is it ever going to get a remaster?

>>79123266
Deforrest also did that with Nimoy.

>>79123249
They really should have. It would have actually made sense. Harry was the only one who dared to approach him and make friends since everyone else knew him as "Tom Parris: murder and lair."

>>79123266
Oh shit! Whats the story on this gif?

Also

MOAR!

>>79123313
DeForrest was a strange fellow for a country boy.
Got a torrent with a bunch of old Trek documentaries and one was him and Doohan and Chekov's actor talking about the resurgence of the series in the 70s and they are talking about god episodes.
Deforrest says "Hell I always wanted something where they think they've found Jesus out in space and it turns out Jesus was actually Satan" and then he turns and looks at the interviewer while everyone goes quiet.
It was that Tom Snyder guy and they're all smoking cigarettes, its the greatest thing ever.

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>>79123271
man, ds9 sure starts off shitty, so... you're lucky you have such low standards, i guess?

and >>79123020 is totally right about ds9 being star wars in trek uniforms. however, unlike star wars, it doesn't suck and has characters you might even give a tiny shit about. right off the bat, quark is better than anything in star wars, and pretty soon the obrien/bashir bromance gets pretty fun. hell, even space mike ehrmantraut and confused ex terrorist with shoulderpads end up being pretty okay

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>>79123388
DeForest just dicking around

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>>79114796
>>disengage safety protocols
gets me every time

>>79123317
BBC America is showing Voyager and season 1 is very Harry/Tom.

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>>79123419
Seems like a fun guy to hang with.

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>>79123249
They came close.

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>>79123419

i had to check this out so i found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgt9DLDG0lU
go to 4:50

>>79123566
Their balls touched when they double teamed the Delaney sisters

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>>79123566
Have that ep on my DVR. Thanks for the heads up, Anon.

>>79122305
Brother can you spare some mitochondria?

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>>79123583
Our fathers and grandfathers grew up in such chill times. They had no fucking clue the economic, social, and health crises that their children would inherit. Shit from the 70s was always laid back smoking round table discussions, today it's highly vetted questions discussed to agitation and abrasiveness by the hosts. It's one huge choreograph.
Men who came of age in the post war economy of the 50s had it so fucking good. Before the feminist and sexual revolution movements and drugs.

>>79123438
don't get me wrong its not as strong as TNG, but maybe I'm less hard on it because I went from TNG, then the TNG movies, to DS9. But all the DS9 I've seen is better than any random voyager or ENT I've seen

>>79123497
Season three had The Chute where they got REALLY close. Especially that one moment when Harry is carrying Tom and they look at eachother for a second while their faces are an inch away from eachother.

Back in the 90's I was like "Shit they really gona have the balls to make a gay couple?" but right after that, Tom starts skirt chasing Belana to which he had no real connection with before.

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>>79123357
fucking cardies man

>>79123583
I really like how chill and nonchalant he is. He seems like the type to give you a casual handjob while the two of you trip out on acid while listening to the Doors.

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*gets jiggy wit it*
*evolves from wormhole alien*

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>>79123419
>>79123583
it's funny since in TAS there was an episode where they meet Lucifer and find out that he's not really a bad guy

>>79123622
You're double welcome now that you gave me Nimoy with thick delicious sideburns.

>>79123680
You know B'Lanna lets Tom and Harry play hide the pickle just as long as she gets to watch.

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>>79113114
This is a good Star Trek thread.

>>79122110
Christ almighty I had it so bad for her when that episode aired

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>>79123766

>>79122460
i want to fuck that cake

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posting best Trekfu

>>79123419
>>79123535
>>79123583
>>79123669
>>79123710
>>79123726
>ITT: You will never get to go to the country and chill out with DeForest Kelley like old buddies

Why live.

>>79123803
why was Picard celebrating Christmas in that movie?

>>79123848
>ywn give a handy to and receive one from DeForest Kelley in the back of a pickup as you both watch the sunrise in the Georgia countryside

>>79123858
It was a fake memory thing from the time warp.

>>79123858
The Nexus gives you your favorite animal and your favorite holiday for eternity.

At least STD is going to be better for the series than the JJ movies right? r-right?

>>79123249
Tom fucked, Harry took it.

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Star Trek is so fucking goofy.

>>79119529
>that episode where Sisko is tripping about being a writer and you see Michael Dorn without Worf makeup and realize he's actually pretty good looking

>>79123956
I'd imagine Tom would bottom and Harry would be a service top.

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>>79123953
>brings up STD unprovokedly
WTF you just killed my buzz
*passes synthajauna*

>>79123966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd_b5CIBMdw

>>79123858
christmas is comfy

>>79123245
They seemed like they were close to joining the Fed. They were an ally in the Dominion war and I can live with that, they were accepting of close peace and friendship after they joined together to defeat a big guy and jj went and ruined it all by doing something stupid like destroying Romulus.

Game over, thanks for playing.

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>It's a Picard gets depressed and solicits a Tranny in the holodeck episode

>>79123989
was that Maquis cuck the most annoying cunt with a hero complex in the hostory of trek?

>>79124042
this show any good?

>>79123357
Aye, 'tis but a Tuesday fer me.

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>>79124060

Nothing about it is very original but it is still quite funny. Plus Cmdr Data shows up once in a while.

>>79124054

EDDINGTON DID NOTHING WRONG

>>79124054

Fuck off, Eddington is the type of man the Federation needed, not some crazy nigga out for blood. He was right about the Maquis and right about Sisko. The Federation sold out it's own citizens because they didn't want to go to war with the Cardies.

>>79124098
In two years Data will be 70.
Why did Dr. Soongh give him the aging chip?

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Captain Ransom did nothing wrong.

>>79123858
Christmas is cultural, not religious by that time I guess.

>>79123832
>That shitty rendition of this species in Jew Jews movie
Doctor who had better cat people effects.

>>79124137
you think if they ever do post VOY they'll have B4? Either have some bullshit explanation for aging or try to CGI it?

>>79123966
>posts a pic from Friends
Yeah I don't give a fuck about anything you say

>>79124168
>by that time
It already is, christcuck.

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>>79124148
Legit Feddy badass, told Janeway to sew up her bleeding heart and cunt, withstood all sorts of crazy Delta quadrant madness.
I loved that character.

>>79123953
I don't know, jj didn't go full sjw about race surprisingly and didn't shove a muslim down our throats.

I hope you're ready for the space Trump Hitler episode.
>We must build a shield and make the Pakleds pay for it

>>79124227

Can we all agree the (mis)adventures of USS Equinox was what we wanted in a Voyager series?

>>79119708

Transporter accident for the child and it' mother.

"I'm so sorry son, but you know that these things happen. Btw, I know a very hot white and asian Commander who's carreers I have been slowly blue balling for years, because I knew that you would eventually make it back. Just give a word and I give them a hint that hooking up with you would come with a nice ship to command.

>>79124215
>he has never been to Japan and seen a dancing robotic Santa Claus on street corners singing the Yellow Rose of Texas.

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>>79124215

>>79124271
If B'lanna died, you know Tom would hookup with Harry.

>>79124266

Yes. This is what voyager should have been: a slowly breakign down ship where the crew has to sacrifice morals if they want to survive.

And the funny thing is that janeway was far more evil. He killed a few dozen aliens to turn them into super fuel, janeway allied with the freaking borg just to pass their space. She has the blood of untold billions on her hands.

>>79124329

It's star trek, if he wants harry (and why would anyone want harry?) I can always switch his mind with that of 7 of 9.

>>79124333
>She has the blood of untold billions on her hands.

And all she had to go on was Kes' intuition of "They want to purge the galaxy."

Not saying she was right or wrong either but that seems pretty tenuous to give the Borg some super modified nanoprobes that destroy triple helix DNA.

TNG has such a lame characters though, nothing even comes close to McCoy or Scotty. No banter at all. And Spoks role now is kinda between Data and Troi. Captain is a joke too. SAD!

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>>79122967

>when a series jumps the shark but it keeps on airing

>>79124259
Trek has always been SJW but you're right this is the first time its felt forced and structured around, which seems counter productive than anything.

>>79124403

Trek has always been liberal, it has not however been SJW. Stop making this claim you shit eaters.

>>79124403
>Trek has always been SJW

Did you miss this post?!

>>79121865

>>79124433
t. libcuck

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>>79124362
Harry is a supportive husbando.

>>79124362
>(and why would anyone want harry?)
This would probably fly for anyone other then Tom. He's eternally grateful to him for being his friend when he was a social pariah.

True, Tom would probably try to go for Seven if B'lanna died but if anyone 'were' to go for Harry, it would definitely be Tom Parris.

>>79124398
This ain't shit.
Try watching Doctor Who aka the most disappointing show on television.

Such an amazing premise followed by such a terrible execution. ;_;

>>79124403
Trek was egalitarian, not sjw. A black man can be a main engineer if he is good enough, not because he was black. Give everyone a chance, not check your privilege die cis scum patriarchal manspreading heteronormative shitlord.

>>79121755
a fine jewess

>>79124433
>>79124515
Okay I used the wrong buzzword you're right. Granted there were moments and characters that were meant to be progressive

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>At some point Admiral Data will be promoted to Chief of Starfleet where he will hold this position indefinitely because he is an immortal genius android with an impressive resume

>Following Voyagers return and studying the data from of Emergency Medical Hologram's performance, Starfleet is able to create Holograms to cover all positions

>99% of Starfleet jobs lost to automation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQo0fBzMO8Y

>>79124466

He was Voyager's power bottom.

>>79124362
Tom and Harry actually got along much better then Tom and B'lanna. Tom and B'lanna were known for fighting with eachother and it almost broke them up a few times.

>>79124568
Data is dead

>>79124594
I still think Tom would be better as a power bottom and Harry as a service top.

>>79124640
How convenient. I wonder who's behind it.

>>79119554
>>79119600
>>79119708
>>79124271
Why couldn't they just make B'lanna a human character or had simply left her human and Klingon half's separated?

The lady who played B'lanna was top tier qt Hispanic waifu.

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>>79124676

>>79124676
A pointless sacrifice as a desperate attempt to give a movie, where a big guy plays bizarro-picard, some kind of weight if I remember correctly.

>>79124759
It was a ruse. Data and B4 did a switcheroo with Lore.

>>79124787
granted if they wanted they could just say B4 became Data since he has his memories, I suppose that was the point with the dumb song setup. Spiner certainly wouldn't turn down a paycheck

>>79113426
My favorite Borg. I would have taken him home and helped him to become human

ib4 degenerates and lewd coments

>>79124738

She was a crap character anyway. The whole gimmick was MEXICAN KLINGON OMG ANGRY WOMAN but she never did anything like that other than hating her unborn kid.

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How do we go from this.....

>>79124829
That was the setup but I'd prefer to think they switched with Lore.

>>79124837
Hugh is like having a loving younger brother.

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>>79124884

To this?

>>79124844
I don't think here character was even Hispanic. I'm pretty sure when they showed her father he was a white guy.

I would have been more then happy if her character was just a qt Spanish engineer instead of "spicy Klingon woman"

>>79124844
>MEXICAN KLINGON

mariachi_cover_of_hear_sons_of_Kahless.mp3

>>79124884
>>79124930

Lots of tomato soup.

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>you will never get a blood ale from Quarks at star trek the experience in las vegas

i was too young.
rip in peace

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>>79124916
More like loving a sentient kitten who was once a cybernetic tiger.

>>79124884
>>79124930
Meh, he's comfy dad teir now. It could have been much worst for him.

>>79125036
So, what you're saying is Hugh will freakout if Georgi uses the bathroom with the door closed and will try to "save" him?

>>79124884
He and Parris should have been the same character. THE FUCKING SAME CHARACTER I TELL YOU!

None of this shit about him being "irredeemable" when they literally copypasted the first character's story to make the second characters backstory.

>>79125138
Possibly. Do the Borg even need to piss and defecate while they're in the cube or connected to it? That would be a whole new and extremely unpleasant experience in and of itself.

>>79125150

The bigger question is why Parris was marketed as some kind of devil-may-care badboy when (like most things in Voyager) it was dropped fairly quickly and he got into a relationship with Torres soon after and became a family man.

>>79125253
Rick is a buzzkill that's why.

>>79125253
>>79125376
To be fair, Tom's character would have been hard to redeem and justify to audiences if he kept going around fucking all woman like a cocky asshole.