>characters have sex >missionary position

>>79108226
>missionary has character
>sex position

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>>79108226
>character has sex
>you will never know this feel

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>>79108226
>position has have
>character missionary

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>>79108226
>sex

>sex posisition
>missionary has characters

>>79108226
>girl's on top

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>character has sex

>>79108226
Doesn't matter what position you're in of you have a 7+ incher, she just goes wild as soon as it's inside of her

>>79108226
>Characters are positioned in a mission having sex

>>79108226

>No wide angle shot of a tongue entering an anus

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>show has characters

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>>79108471
>Doesn't matter what position you're in of you have a 7+ incher, she just goes wild as soon as it's inside of her

>>79108226
>poopy poopy poo
>fart fart fart

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>>79108495
>no slo-mo cumplay

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>>79108513
>characters

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>>79108513
>show has dialog

>>79108323
Second post truest post.

>>79108471
Not if your dick is 4.5" in circumference

:(

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>>79108850
jokes on you, I'm having sex with my fleshlight tonight

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>>79108245
pic related

>>79108721
>kaka poopoo peepee
>tee hee hee

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>it's all explained in the book!

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>>79108971

>thread has normalfags
sex is for faggots

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>>79108513

>show has an audio track

>>79108663
>character has a 9 inch dick
>you only have a 7 inch dick

>tfw only ever had sex with her ontop

>>79108226
>that guy who thinks missionary position is bad because it's not a kino position in pornos

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>>79108226
>Characters have sex for anything other than procreation.

When will this meme end?

>>79108850
stop feeling sorry for yourself and go pay 140$ for an hour with some gross whore

>>79109810
>director plays the main character in his own movie
>he wrote it so that he has a 12 inch dick

Why do they always do this?

>>79109885
>tfw only ever had sex with her pegging me

>>79110000
QUADS
U
A
D
S

>>79110000
>writer self inserts
>they have no flaws and get sex all the time with no effort
Also nice quads

>>79108969
>tfw got drunk the other day
>went outside for a smoke
>have a stupid idea
>go grab my 7 years-old fleshlight
>pull it inside out, sortof make this weird ball of flesh and stick it in some dirty pickup's wiper blade parked on the street
>pickup was extra dirty, so draw a big "LOL" in the rear window with my finger and saliva
>wake up the next morning feeling like shit and how I"ll stop drinking
>get drunk again in the evening

But seriously, it was an old model of fleshlight and was worned out. I'll order a new one soon

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>characters fuck underneath the covers while the woman covers her breasts

Do people really do this? I wouldn't know.

>>79110229
No people don't do that.
Sex is basically 2 human bodies totalling 300 lbs of flesh, engaged in a physical, sexual activity. It creates so much heat that you simply can't do it under blankets
(Unless you're a beta that fucks at the rate of 10 penetrations per minute or something)

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>>79110430
>totaling 300 lbs

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>>79110430
>totalling 300 lbs

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>>79110430
>300 lbs

>>79108226
>characters position sex
>have missionary

>>79110498
>>79110550
>>79110603
>girl is 130 lbs
>guy is 170lbs
>130 = 170 = 300
What did you think he meant they're both obese?

>>79110498
>>79110550
Americans detected

>>79110658
>not being a 100 lb lanklet
>not dating a -100 lb qt to achieve weightless sex
lol Americans.

>>79110740
>being so skinny you can't defend your helpless girlfriend

lol europoors, hiding behind the skirt of a real nation

>>79108226
>Characters about to have sex
>it ain't me starts playing

>>79108969
The one you purchased with coupon code "ROGAN" at checkout?

>>79110811
Ha! Joke's on you. My -100lb qt gf can just float away when Haji attacks!

>>79110824
underrated

>>79108226
>characters have sex
>male character doesn't have her sign all the consent paperwork and have it notarized first

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>>79108226
>characters have sex

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>characters don't wake up
>boot up the pc
>brush teeth and take a piss while it is booting
>put the password
>eat a stale slice of bread
>stay in the computer for 5 hours
>eat some rice or some other shit
>stay in the computer for 8 hours
>take a shower
>then go sleep
>every
>single
>day

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>characters have sex
>They aren't in love

>>79109998
I'm aware of such things. The problem is I'm even less interested in that than I am in actually talking to a girl. I don't mind being a virgin until I die, which is hopefully soon.

>>79111258
>Character doesn't shit in a box and write "friend" on it and pretend it's a pet dog.
>Character doesn't bring the box to a family reunion and show it to all his relatives
>Character doesn't trade funny jokes with his pet box and giggle all the way home while his mom sobs after being told their family isn't welcome at future family events

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>>79108436
this is always best in movies. See all of actress' body, little of actor's.

and yet you're a virgin

>>79111258
They do in the documentary about my life.

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>watch movie
>sex scene
>just browse imageboards on second monitor until the plot advances again

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>>79108971
i didnt know there was a set of these pics

>Characters have sex with sheets covering just enough to keep the M-TV rating
>Sheet-position is no way comfortable or believable

>>79111258
me but with 8 hours of backbreaking work at a supermarket in between in the middle of the night.

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>woman is riding on top
>she leaves her bra on

>>79112641
>watch movie
>sex scene
>whip out my dick and go at it until I'm kicked out
>jizz on security, distracting them with semen while I make my escape

>>79108226
>girl is a virgin
>isn't screaming in pain the whole time then crying after

>>79111258
I didn't know this was a truman show thread

>>79111258
>shower
Do normies really do this?
Being as it's winter and I've always got at least two layers on I haven't showered in over two months. Just wash the hair every 3 days or so to make it not immediately apparent that I'm gross as fuck if I have to leave the house

>first half of movie male and female character fall in love and has tasteful sex
>female dies
>male falls in love with another woman and has sex and live happily ever after

When you thought the first love was the better girl and the second girl sucked

>>79108323
>characters have sex
>be me with no gf
>makes me want to kms

>>79109810
You small as fuck gay boy s m h p h a m

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>95% of all sex positions require the men to do everything and the women to just lie there
>the 5% where the roles are reversed are women's least favourite positions
Why is this allowed?

>>79114079
it's easier to put something inside a hole than make the hole go around it
dumb frogposter

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>>79112707
>8 hours of backbreaking work at a supermarket i
hahahah get a real job. Is the case of Bounty paper towels too heavy for you lmao

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>>79112707
>supermarket
>backbreaking labor

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>another facebook frog thread

>>79115661
Says the frog who's getting killed along with that faggot Big Bird.

Mitt Romney's revenge is nigh.

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>>79108226
>le sexy time happens on screen
>main character gets a cleveland steamer
Well that came out of nowhere.

>>79114079
It's only their least favorite position if you're trying to pound them hard from below. They like it more when you just let them use you like a sex toy.

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>>79108226
>his balls are seen from behind

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>>79108513
>show has visuals

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>Characters have sex
>They aren't married

>>79114079
My girlfriend's favorite position is on top. That and doggy style is all we do....

>>79117759
Me too It's awesome. Get her to do reverse cowgirl if she doesn't already. All the strengths of doggystyle and none of the work.

>>79117783
Yeah she does. It kind of sucks cause she's 4'11 and I'm 6'3 so we are some what limited when it comes to sex positions. Having her on top is by far the most comfortable position so she always wants it that way and who am I to complain.

>>79117900
Tell me she's a shortstack too.

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>thread about girlfriends and sex pops up in catalog
>immediately go to another board and avoid coming back until the thread fades away

>>79117952
She has some massive tits but her ass is ltitle disappointing she's also some what chubby. Not to fat but she's definitely chubby.

>>79118286
Get her to do squats or something. Anyone can build a passable ass.

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>>79118042
hahah no one is this autistic right? kek

>>79112713
Bras can make tits look way better.