Does your significant other share your interest in cinema?

No, she is more into musicals and ballet. Me? I'm a Tarantino guy.

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>>79106501
>Me? I'm a Tarantino guy

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>>79106501
>Me? I'm a Tarantino guy

>>79106501
>Me I'm a tarantula guy

*oops almost forgot my fedora

is the foot in the ice bucket supposed to represent cold feet, like your gf is getting cold feet about agreeing to watch a movie she finds boring, or do women actually do this?

>>79106501
nah I'm not gonna do it

>>79106440
>"Who is that guy?"
Fuck me that's annoying. Just watch the fucking film holy shit

Why the fuck would you get a girlfriend who's a complete pleb? Today my girlfriend asked me if we could watch 1967's Branded to Kill.

>>79106440
That applies to all my male friends desu

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>>79106501

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>>79106596
Not sure if you are autistic or trolling but the image is >implying that girls have cold feet and will poke you with them under the covers as you are trying to concentrate on kino.

>>79106440
I don't have a gf but if I did she'd probably be an embryo.

>>79106958
Why are you touching their feet, faggot?

Mines about to do a phd and knows more technical shit than me so thats nice

>>79106440

we watch a lot of good kino together and thankfully she is the only person left on earth without a smartphone

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>>79106501

faggot

>>79106596

It represents the movie being so boring that she's getting cold feet about marrying OP

Maybe Cosmo was right, maybe they aren't a good match...

>>79106440
She is 30 but never ever watched movies.
She liked Sunshine but no Moon, she liked Neverending Story and Mad Max but no Harry Potter and Ash vs Evil Dead.
She liked Mononoke Hime but didn't like the "second" season of Sword Art Online, the one on Alfheim.
She liked The Dark Night

We are currently watching Daredevil.


What else should I see with her? Was thinking on Dragonheart, MAYBE GoT.

>>79106440
she hates movies. we usually just fuck instead of watching what's on.

>>79106440

Her interest isn't as ridiculously obsessive as mine but she definitely loves movies. We recently took a trip to another city mostly so that we could go see Silence and Toni Erdmann in a theater.

had a gf once with much better taste than me
basically she watched all those kinos you guys can't shut up about and directors I never heard of

felt very bad

>>79107756

Why didn't you try to improve yourself by joining her in her kino hunting?

Holy shit This thread is normies central

>>79107871
the movies were actually really good if I made it past the "this shit looks weird and boring, also, what the fuck is this country" phase

but it was still very hard

you can't just switch/change your taste like that

>>79107393
>30
Gross.

>>79106440

I am so fortunate that my gf also really likes movies. Not as much as me but she is understanding of my obsessiveness. Also seems like she is okay with the fact that I am a fuck up and she will likely be the only one with a good career as we age.

My girlfriend's favorite movie is The Fountain

Is she patrician?

>>79108138

No.

>>79108091
>Also seems like she is okay with the fact that I am a fuck up and she will likely be the only one with a good career as we age.

Prepare to be dropped. You probably won't even see it coming.

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>>79106885

Your gf is probably fucking some hipster chads on the side m8

>>79108180

She proposed to me a month ago.

I know it's impossible for you to realize because you are likely a brainwashed dummy, but some people have values beyond your sad little bourgeois perspective.

>>79106885
Deev?

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>>79106501
>Me? I'm a Tarantino guy.

>>79108199
Unless she's fat (she probably is) then she's going to leave you anon.

>>79108234

You sound like you have a very sad little life my man.

It's okay, you'll get a gf some day. Maybe.

I got myself a fat girlfriend who is going to medical school. If looks fade, might as well get a run-down model from the start.

>>79106440
>implying normies actually go on reddit

>>79106440
she tries, bless her
i only indulge her at the cinema since it's the only time i know she won't pull out her phone non-stop or try to have sex when she gets bored
she still sometimes tries to talk to me in showings and i've had to shush her on occasion

>>79107079
just a bit of banter

>>79108255
>You sound like you have a very sad little life my man.

Nah, it's going pretty great. Can't say the same for you and Snorlaxina over there.

>>79108199
>She proposed to me

kek enjoy getting a strap-on in the butt while she makes all the decisions you sissy

>>79108351

>Snorlaxina

This is probably one of the most cringeworthy, hilariously sad attempts at humour I have ever seen on this board and that is truly saying something. You sound so amazingly autistic.

>>79106440

>having a blanket, and fucking ice for your feet
Nobody actually does this.

>>79108368

Have you ever kissed a girl?

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>>79108378
>being this mad

Enjoy being a kept man on jabba the hutt's chain

My bf will pretty much watch anything with me

>>79108434

Man oh man this place is embarrassing

>>79108402
yeah ur mum fagit

>>79108467
I'm not the one marrying a landwhale with a career

my gf honestly makes me look like a pleb
i watch a decent amount of stuff but she's seen way more movies than i have. her favorite movie is rashomon

>>79108520

>a Kurosawa movie as a fave

still a pleb mate

>>79106885
BTK sucks, Suzuki is the definition of all style no substance

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NORMIES FUCK OFF!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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if her feet are cold then you should be on your knees servicing them

>>79108368

there's nothing wrong with getting pegged

>>79108520
>tfw a huge pleb and only watch movies made before 1990 because of ur gf

My gf watched all 5 hours of Das Boot with me and a friend yesterday evening, in one sitting.

Said she liked it, she didn't use her phone really the whole time, usually has ultranormie tastes so not sure what happened there.

>>79108006
I like the fact that you just assumed my age. I'm 42.
Thanks for the response, I may watch Gross with her.
Happy fapping tonight.

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>10 minutes into the movie
>Who is that guy?
>Where are they?
>Who is this guy now?
>Why are they doing that?

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>>79108831
>42 and watching SAO

>>79108898
Yeah, but his Filipino mail order bride is 30. He sure showed us.

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>>79106440
Ive only dated two girls and none of them were like this so I always shrugged at people complaiing about the phone thing

then I started living with my current roommate. holy fucking hell. he never leaves his phone and is always asking questions. Ive recently gotten more direct with him like "well you were on your phone when they explained that part, so" and not even answer his question.

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>>79106501

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>they pick a movie
>sit on their phone for two hours
>as the credits come up say
>That was great
I once knew a girl who would read the last 15 pages of a book, if the ending was good she'd read it from the start
Fucking unbelievable

>Film starts
>Back of a guys head comes into shot from out of the shadows
>Who is he? Is he the badguy? Whats he doing? Does he die? Why isnt anything happening? This film is scary, you said it wasnt a horror! Is he famous? I dont like this film, its too weird.
>00:00:15

Every. Fucking. Film.

>>79109268

Do you guys wonder if your own personalities are deficient if these are the types of people you attract?

>>79109296
I've been talking about my mother and sister the entire thread

>>79109296

Women are all plebs with zero attention spans, and the ones who arent are usually try-hard hipster bores.

We dont get with them for their taste in films.

>>79109380

Give us your top 10.

I 100% guarantee that you have shit taste in films.

If you don't reply then we'll know you're a pleb.

It's worse when someone """enables""" them. Then you have 2 people talking the whole kino, one person asking dumb questions and the other explaining the scene they missed 5 seconds ago.

>>79109380
Are you fucking kidding or are you just a child? Holy shit what kind of people do you surround yourself with?

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I hate my current gf and I don't even find her attractive anymore. Due to several circumstances I can't break up with her yet though. Everytime I look at her I want to smash her face in with a tire iron. When we have sex I hit her really hard and choke her until she makes me stop. I've started to leave bruises. I'm afraid one of these times I won't stop. Worst of all she says the prequels are better than the original trilogy and her favorite TV show is Rupaul's Drag Race. If she caught on fire in front of me right now I'd push her out the door so she wouldn't burn the furniture and the fire could get more oxygen. If any of you incels want her please come take her, I swear I won't put up a fight.

>>79108731
Yes but what did her "friend" Jamal think of it?

>>79106596
This poor fucking virgin. Jesus Christ. This is one of the most basic interactions a guy has with a chick, and they usually start in junior high.

My God. I honestly can't believe there are men over the age of 18 who haven't experienced this.

>"hey anon, let's watch a movie!"
>falls asleep 30 minutes in

I like knowing the amount of girls "tricked" into watching the Revenant because Leo was in it

>>79109648
Been there, she's sadly my wife though.

My bf and I like capeshit

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>>79109943
>begs me to watch the harry potter movies with her because she wasn't allowed to watch them as a kid (religious latina family)
>we go buy the bluray set of the 8 movies
>mfw i sat throught EIGHT movies of the dullest movie franchise ever and she literally, no exaggeration, fell asleep during each one after 20-40 minutes but then begged and insisted (and succed) to get me to watch the next one with her

>>79109296

Woah woah woah, taking responsibility for the type of people you associate with? Let's not get crazy now!

>>79109943
>"hey anon, let's watch a movie!"
>starts touching my dick 10 minutes in

>>79110230
>succed

Post pics of latina temptress, and allow me to also be succed by her. I have many drachma sell me your woman.

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>>79106440
>significant other

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>Lay down in bed to watch a movie together
>Spooning
>She starts grinding her ass against me dick within ten minutes
>Commence to fucking

In seven years I don't think we've watched a single movie all the way through unless one of us had the flu or something. We always end up fucking and have to rewind it.

>>79109834
I haven't experience it and I'm 20.

>>79108831
>I'm 42.
Gross.

we watched the departed last night and half way through she asked me who costello was. i told her jack nicholson. i could tell she didn't know who that is or what was going on.

Mine's willing to watch anything.

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one girl I dated wanted to watch Secretary and Hard Candy

I've been sitting here for twenty minutes trying to figure out a way to tell you filthy goddamn normies how much this thread has pissed me off and I just can't find the correct words to tell you how much I hate you. Why do you get to have gfs and I don't?

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>>79110415

>>79106501
MIO? SOY UNO HOMBRE TARANTINO

>>79108400
She has to cool down her feet to sub-freezing temperatures so she can touch you with them to annoy you.

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>>79106440
>when youre trying to watch kino and this bitch gets a bucket of ice for her feet

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>>79106440
>significant other
I want to die

>>79106440
Haha true oh wait I don't have a girlfriend

>>79109834
Feet rubbing?

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>There are people posting here who are over 18 years old and haven't had sex and think their opinion matters

Mine watches anime with me and tries to touch my penis. Fuckin bitch I am trying to show you Berserk.

>>79111775
The wizards are our elite members and their opinions are the only ones that matter you retard.

>>79110213
same here

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>>79111941

If they're fucking wizards why couldn't they magic some pussy into their lives? Because they're not wizards, they're losers and their opinions and their lives are meaningless. Sad!

>>79106501
You're just asking for it

>>79108267
Are you me? I have no idea why most guys jump through hoops and to marry a hot waitress/cashier who will just end up looking like shit in 10 years anyways. I'm dating a chubby autistic engineer that makes 6 figures and it was fucking easy.

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>>79106440
I don't have a significant other.

My stupid cunt ex-girlfriend couldn't get through 15 MINUTES of Girl With the Dragon Tattoo because of how slow she thought it was. Glad I dumped that stubborn, stupid bitch.

>>79111237
My best advice to you, as a previous normie: it is easiest to get a gf when you are not actively searching for one. If getting a gf is your primary aspiration it will be extremely difficult, if not impossible, to attain one. Women essentially want to be the first mate to a captain that knows where his ship is going and how to get there.

>>79113691

So you're saying I shouldn't just throw a net over them, take them to a shack in the woods, and scream "YOU WILL LOVE ME!" at them until they get stockholm syndrome and fall in love with me?

>>79113856
Well that's basically what happens in beauty and the beast, isn't it? Definitely could work, though you might want to acquire a huge library first.

It's almost as if people want to do things instead of being forced to do them.

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>>79106501
>Me? I'm a Tarantino guy.

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>>79113691
Can semi confirm this but to clarify it with:
Obviously you have to actively look, I.e approach women/use tinder etc, but if you come off as desperate it won't likely work
Don't make it your #1 goal
It should be a side effect of you improving yourself as a person that "just happens" (it'll fall together)
Lift, engage in a social hobby, read, improve your clothing, practise something etc, make yourself a better person and a gf can be a side effect if you lower standards a bit and just b urself lol
Hope this helped
t. Previously 24 year old virgin

>>79106440
What if my significant other is a pillow?

>>79113856
that COULD work, but if you fail, you lose your time and the girl if you succed you'll get a girl 50/50.
If you do what anon said and pursuit another big event on your life, there is a 50/50 chance you'll get a girl on the way to your big event, failing or not.
Is more productive.

>>79109648
How did you put yourself in that position?
Why you can't simply turn 360 degrees and walk out? Debt? Kids?

fucking normalfags on my /tv/ thinking they can make a normie thread and get away with it. I would fucking kill you on the streets kid

Yes, she loves cinema and has seen lots of things from disney stuff to anime and artsy fartsy bullshit
she a best and I'll marry her

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>>79106501

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>>79113856
>tfw this is pretty much how my wife got me to marry her

>>79114444
>4 4s
whoa

>>79112099
Keep talking and I will smite with my dark wizard magic, you normie fuck

>>79114498
>unsheathes katana
>teleports behind me on the streets
>"heh, nothing personal kid"

>>79114444
It's a money and having no license so I rely on her for transportation everywhere thing. She's pretty much my sugar momma at the moment. As soon as I get my shit together I'm hitting the bricks, until then I just have to pray she dies.

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>>79114404
Is that you James Franco?

>A good thread on /tv/
>Funny not overly-edgy OP
>No /pol/beards
>No pedos
>minimal memes

what has the world come to

Bitch is a cunt for some TV sitcom i'd rather not mention.

She loves Princess Brides & I fucked her silly enough to fully ingratiate her on how great Mandy Pantinkin is.

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>>79114524

She's gonna cheat on you or dump you and break your heart. Don't worry, only then will you be able to harness your true unlimited power.

>>79106440

No

She thinks all the Harry Potter movies are the best

>>79114663
shit man. How old are you both?

>>79114748
Thank you anon, you have warm wishes albeit somewhat mean spirited but I appreciate that you want me to unleash my full potential and I love you for that.

>>79114744
Her sister on the other hand..

>>79114663

You're a fucking asshole. Leave her now and stop jewing off her. Fucking nigger behaviour

>>79114767
My wife is a huge Harry Potter fan. She even makes some of the Harry Potter threads on here. She thinks the Potter copypasta is the funniest shit ever and has it saved in a notepad file on our desktop.

>>79114789
We're both in our 20's, I was just too lazy to do anything with my life until now, and I never really had to because my parents were bankrolling me and gave me a house etc. Faggot millennial and all that. That shit ended though and now she's all I have to keep me afloat until I get going with the new job I got offered and get my license.

>>79114848
lolno

>>79115032
Good luck man, I wish I could parasite for some time on some dumb bitch.