Kino

Cheryl best grill

>>79104056

You mean Ms Grundy

Who is the best Sprouse twin and why is it dylan

>edgy Archie

What's the fucking point? Now it's just another lame cw teen drama.

So was this kino? Missed the pilot but CW is showing first 2 episodes Tonight so I'm gonna dvr them.. Am i retarded? Or will i be entertained

I unironically enjoy this. Why? I normally can't stand CW shows.

>cw
>kino
Stellar shitposting, m80.

>>79104217

Babby tier twin peaks

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>>79104167
Edgy Archie is best Archie

>>79104217
FYI all CW shows are free to stream without any signup on their app/site in the US. It's the most convenient streaming option. + Riverdale's on Netflix in other countries.

Definitely worth watching. It has a bit of a teen twin peaks vibe which works well.

why is lesbians now?

Veronica > Betty

>>79104426
thanks for this, anon.

>>79104397
This is based on Afterlife. We literally have a satanic spell for life resulting in a Zombie twin needing to get shot in the head!

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RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE

Should I watch this show if I like stupid ass teen drama shit?

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Betty's dissolution is Lynchian

So who shot him then?

Betty?

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>>79104977
Absolutely, yes.

Archie's Weird Mysteries was much better than this edgy teen drama shit

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>>79105036
I think it's going to take an occult turn. Cheryl saying he was supposed to come back or whatever sounds very much like "Afterlife w/ Archie"

>>79105065
Nah, it makes me think the twins were involved in some sort of scam/deception in which he tried to fake his own death, only to end up shot.

is this good or just plain retarded?

>Fag character is a walking stereotype

Well played CW

>>79105348
Why it can't it be both?

>>79105348
Both simultaneously it's a CW show

watched the first episode just now

>good looking musician quarterback
>all girls want to fuck him

how am i supposed to relate to him as an ugly NEET loser virgin???

>>79105506
You're supposed to relate to Jughead, he's the angsty emo virgin.

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>>79105037
>semi thicc redhead

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>>79105506
>in HS my hot married teacher invited me over swim when her husband was out and drove me home every day
>watching Ms Grundy scenes and thinking why the FUCK was i too shy then to make a move

Archie is dat boi

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>>79105608

>>79105251
This, it explains why she was trying to milk his death and seemed fine with it until his corpse showed up.

>>79105679
why does this only happen in america?

I swear I have never heard of one single europoor banging his teacher

>>79105777
They just don't make a big deal out of it outside of America

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>>79105777
A girl here in PA I was friends with, who is married w/ a kid, got busted two years ago for fucking her high school student in a cul-de-sac by the school. She is beautiful, like an actual 9. It destroyed her life. On one hand I don't get these attractive teachers fucking kids, what are they thinking, but on the other, i guess sex is sex and they're just really attracted to these young men.

>>79104027
7.5/10

could have done w/o the homo propaganda

>>79105378
they turned Moose into a faggot as well and have a bunch of sjw bullshit in their too. JEWED

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>>79105905

>gay people existing is a conspiracy against me

this is why you can't have nice things anon

>>79106032
gay people existing isn't the same as nonsense propaganda pseudoscience like 'sexuality is fluid'.

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>>79106376

>muh Judeo christian sensibilities are offended by opinions that differ from mine

>>79106432
nigga please. that shits straight out of the women's studies curriculum. the producers know full well the target demographic this was made for. it's not there by accident.

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>>79106032
Looks like a shitty Glee knockoff.

>Every riverdale thread Is shilled by a lefty retard

MY sides

They turned Reggie into an agro chad chink. baka

>>79106668
aka CW marketing dept.

>>79106432
Except they don't present that shit as an opinion. They present it as scientific fact. That's what makes it propaganda.

>>79106649
>Glee invented lesbians in high school

>>79106808
Find me an earlier network series about hot girls kissing.

>>79105963

>they turned Moose into a faggot

No Midge? Why does he even fucking exist then?

>>79106808
the Jews weren't bold enough to shill this degeneracy until after 9-11

>>79106861
>>79105963
Moose isn't a fag, they made him bi. He's still with Midge.

Does Dilton make an appearance?

>>79106861
because they needed to turn an evil straight white masculine male into a closet homo and didn't want to use pone of the main characters.

>>79106861

Midge exist and is mentioned to be Moose's girlfriend, she just hasn't made an appearance yet

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>>79106843

>>79104027
I'm not even ashamed to admit I'm liking this adaptation.

>>79106962
Not cheerleaders, though.

>>79106969
Also, not hot.

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>>79106923
>isn't a fag
>bi

>veronica isn't his waifu

kek

>>79105037
BRAAAAAAAAAAP

>>79106934
If you think that's bad, wait until Jughead stops being the poster child for ace/asexuals and watch tumblr flip their shit over how "they ruined our representation".

>>79105037

Is that supposed to be Cheryl Blossom?

>>79107033
it's a jughead realizes gender is fluid episode

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>>79106843

movie :^)

How's the Sprouse kid? Is he the mc? Need someone to relate to also need a fix until twin peaks 2017.

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>you'll never be an average guy that lives next door to a qt girl-next-door who secretly likes you and to have a hot rich girl also have the hot for you

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>>79107107
Yes

>>79107187
he's aight. jughead in this is like 4chan the character.

>>79107187
He hasn't had much screen time so far, but he's pretty good.

>>79107366
>ywn slide up Cheryl Blossom

>>79107366

Not hot enough for Cheryl.

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>an asian playing reggie

Veronica or Betty, who will get BLACKED first?

>>79107571
Archie

>>79107571
archie

>>79107571
we all know it's coming.

>>79107632

well we all know it's scientific fact that sexuality is fluid and archie is of course somewhere on the spectrum

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>>79107571

CW knows better than to BLACK its female characters

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Bettybros, where you at?

>>79107983
best girl

>>79107571
Veronica.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE0TozIMAQY

>>79108051
DROPPED

>>79108051
>slut shaming

this show is straight up SJW. I'm disappointed in you bros.

>>79108160
I'm not yer bro pal

>>79108051
>it's a "rich white girl dates black guy to upset parents" episode

>>79108123
>DROPPED

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>>79105545
Yeah, about that...

>>79104027

Guarauntee you Archie will be fucking Veronicas mom next, once you get MILF'D you never go back

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>>79104310
Took elements from Eyewitness too but failed at creating actual suspense and tension.

It's the first show I've seen in a long while that kept me on edge all the way through. Sad more people haven't seen it.

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>>79108051
WEW

>>79108257
>>DROPPED

This show is SJW garbage. You're beeing bamboozled.

>>79108360
>Eyewitness

thanks for reminding me about this show. Was planning to marathon it when it ended but forgot.

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>>79108393

>>79108023

3DPDs are never, and will never, "best girl"

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>>79108442

How? I watch this show for drama and qts. It must be frustrating never going outside for fear of being exposed to something that challenges your world view

>>79108515
enjoy your social engineering and propaganda.

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>>79104027
pure kino

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Is it worth watching this? I have nothing better to do.

>>79108515
jews are fucking shameless. Fuck you, and fuck your (((stlyish teen drama))).

Next week, Veronica sucks off a big black buck

>>79108555
pure SJW garbage with a large marketing budget.

>>79108448
I liked it. It was a nice, quiet surprise for me last season at how good it turned out.

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>>79108539

>everyone is out to get me

>>79108608
Episode 4, Betty looses interest in Archie after a new refugee boy comes to Riverdale.

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Am I supposed to find any of them attractive? They are all cheerleaders who are supposed to be, like, really hot, or something. Right?

I don't.

What does gay sex feel like, i'm with the moose on this one

>>79108796
good goy

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>>79107571
According to promos? Veronica

Not lo0ng after according to spoiler comic tie in covers? Archie x Josie

>>79108759
your post reminded me of the MDE teacher sketch

>>79108878
Sam Hyde's career is over, he should step aside in favor of Charls.

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>>79108759

>>79108123
>DROPPED

>>79108979
I couldn't even make it through episode 1. (((Riverdale)))

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All I want in life is to get fucked by Archie. Is that too much to ask?

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>>79108448
No problem.
USA Network did a shit job at promoting it which led to lower than expected ratings, so no wonder you forgot about it.
They were also supposed to announce season 2 last month.

>>79108796
like taking a big shit

>>79109062
Is he Natty?

>>79104027
>thinking this psyop used to fuck with 14 years old girl's minds is kino

>>79108940
why are you looking at me like that

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This show is fucking garbage. The only saving grace is the decent camerawork and cinematography.

Twin Peaks can't come any sooner. Holy fuck.

>that godawful pop/indie soundtrack

Le dark murder mystery in small town adapted from classic piece of media #18,560.

Fucking hell /tv/

>>79109355
>The only saving grace is the decent camerawork and cinematography.
Yup. It's attractive propaganda.

REMINDER THESE THREADS ARE SHILLED BY SJWs

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>>79109592

>everything is a conspiracy against me

And you wonder why you have no friends

>>79107983
I want to protect her smile

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>watching (((riverdale)))

>>79105042
>Archie's Weird Mysteries

I just had a nostalgia blast remember the opening theme of that show.

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>>79104027
Why would you make a show about High School Sophomores and hire actors that are 20 years old? They might as well be college kids

Also, why the fuck am I watching it and why will I also watch the next episode?

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>>79104218
CW makes some comfy guilty pleasure shows, I like Riverdale and The 100

>>79109916
>Also, why the fuck am I watching it and why will I also watch the next episode?
Because next episode Archie learns a hard lesson about body shaming.

>>79104167

Archie has always been edgy to a degree. Stop trying to ruin shit mongoloid.

>>79108979
>>DROPPED

both episodes are airing right now on The CW if you haven't seen them.

>>79108608

p-proof?

>>79108051
jesus. enough already. dropped

>>79110376
see >>79108051

No wonder this show has a HUGE marketing budget, despite being in a rapidly declining industry.

(((they))) want to be seen.

>>79108051
dropped

>>79110548
DROPPED

is this show anything like the comics or are they just using the name to get people interested in their shitty series?

>>79109592
So? Doctor Who is shilled by SJWs and they have a fuckin' general.

>>79110733
The whole point of it is taking a children's comic and making it an edgy dark thriller. Who the fuck gives a fuck about an actual Archie adaption? The comics are gay as shit.

>>79110733
>>79110840
The real point is to draw people into a bunch of SJW propaganda.

>>79104027
So it's Skins meets Twin Peaks?

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>muh social justice workers

>>79110922
No, it's Archie meets Gender Studies 101

>>79106649
I just realized that scene in Riverdale was making fun of Glee and their lesbian cheerleaders. The head cheerleaders comment how lame and cliche it is.

>>79110880
That's the point of everything on the CW. People are ok with SJW shit when people were costumes and capes.

>>79104747
Anon if this shit was after life it would at least be good, Archie was still a good sweet guy in after life in CW he's even more edgu than the comic

>>79110922
It's Archie meets Twin Peaks meets Eyewitness meets CW hotties

>>79104397
AvP is not edgy despite everything, that's what makes it a kinokomik

>>79111057
>That's the point of everything on the CW. People are ok with SJW shit when people were costumes and capes.
no they're not.

Watch 'bi-sexual' wonder woman flop.

>>79108051
dropped

>>79106604
Sexuality is fluid anon.
Let go.

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>>79110448
>>79110673
>>79111159
>>79108123
See you next episode bitches

>>79111194
Yeah, that's just hard science.

You sound like a faggot.

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>>79111263

>>79111113
>Watch 'bi-sexual' wonder woman flop.
wat

>>79111263
enjoy BLACKED Jr. for kids.

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>>79111275
You sound like your fragile world view is threatened by trivial shit like sexuality being fluid.

>>79104027
Why do people watch this when they have Twin Peaks?

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>>79111263

People whining about "muh SJW" were never going to watch the show anyways. This shit is going to be the new Gossip Girl for CW and will last at least 6 seasons

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>>79111068
Sounds fun but I'm worried I won't be able to get by the teen drama.

>>79111284
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/woman-bisexual-dc-comics-article-1.2813018


Reminder (((they))) specifically target young women because they're the easiest to manipulate.

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>>79111384

>afraid of the SJW boogeyman that only /pol/ is aware of

>>79111307
idk give a fuck about fags, I care about psyops and propaganda posing as science and fact.

>>79111384
Shes a female in a comic book. Of course shes fucking bi.

>>79111323
because Twin Peaks doesn't air until May

>>79111331
This trash makes Gossip Girl look conservative.

This thread is proof you are a bunch of underdeveloped assholes. You relentless shitty on good tv/film and then you praise something like this. I haven't even watched this show. I'm about to check it out. I might even like it. But it will not change the fact that you guys are human filth.

>>79104167
oh is this another thread where people pretend they even know what archie is.

Because unless you're pushing 40 you probably have no idea what archie is

>>79111381
>but I'm worried I won't be able to get by the teen drama.

I felt the same way, but there's something about these CW shows that are comfy. Like iZombie and earlier seasons of Supernatural.

>>79111406
>if I post a fedora man it will make it uncool to notice or bring up a Soviet style propaganda campaign.

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>>79111408

>going overboard about an off handed comment the gay character made once and was never brought up again

>>79111450
We'll see you next Thursday, anon.

>>79111422
of course, it only took everyone 75 years to notice

>>79111495
nigga they've been preaching that shit in Womyn's Studies classrooms for the last 25 years. It's inclusion was no accident.

Am I the only girl in this thread?

>>79111497
get a better job, you scab on humanity

>>79111539
Yes.

>>79111531
What negative effect does preaching that sexuality is fluid have on the world exactly? Why do you allow things that don't effect you to make you angry?

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>>79111531

Are you really this triggered over an opinion that doesn't fit your personal narrative? You are literally no better than the Berkley rioters who are triggered because SOMEONE ELSE told them he is a white supremacist.

But then again, I shoudln't expect too much from an autistic neckbeard who hides in his moms house because the outside world is too scary for him. But let me guess, everyone else who isn't you is the degenerate sheeple who can't see what you see?

>>79111497
Oh no you'll see me tonight motherfucker. I've been here for 9 years. I'm just having to accept you guys are literally mentally ill and my generation + the younger one is complete garbage. For all you bitch and moan about normies you do the exact same retarded shit in muh seekret club. Someone on here actually rec'd a good movie earlier that I watched and that thread died because "fuck miles teller." Meanwhile this is the only positive thread on /tv/. I mean I get it, I love iZombie and shit like that but I wish people on here knew how to self-reflect. It's fucking disgusting watching people constantly assert themselves as superior to the masses and having taste and the only positive discussion we can get is for a show like this.

>>79111633
I took Womyn's Studies (easy credits) they do not present this kind of nonsense as an opinion, they present it as straight up fact.

>>79106649
The showrunner of Riverdale (also the CCO of Archie Comics in general) used to be a writer for Glee.

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What's his endgame?

>>79111643
>le strawman meme

>>79111633
back to the everyone who notices propaganda is a neckbeard meme huh?

Thanks, it makes everyone aware of how full of shit you are.

>>79111724
False. I can't strawman anyone when they haven't even said anything. Strawmans only occur in discourse.

>>79111706
Social Justice of course. Either that or Archie's boypussy.

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>>79111706
wew

>>79111706
World domination.

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>>79111679

Ok? and? How does someone else having an alternative opinion effect you? Are you that immature to not realize that literally every person on earth has opinions that you don't share.

Someone believing that gender is fluid is literally the same as you believing that everything is a conspiracy. It doesn't affect anyone else and no one really gives a shit

>>79111706
the killing and cover up of Jason Blossom

>>79111430
You should watch the first season again instead of this shit show for pre-tens.

>>79111706

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Who didn't kill Jason Blossom:

>Archie and Miss Grundy because they were together when they heard the shot (unless Archie is an unreliable narrator)
>Veronica (didn't know who he was and new in town)
>Cheryl Blossom (was genuinely shocked when he body showed up. Most likely helped him fake his death until he actually died)
>Betty (her animosity towards Cheryl about her sister is a red herring)
>Moose and Kevin Keller (because they stumbled upon the body)

Anyone else we can check off?

>>79111836
Again retard, the problem is it's opinion presented as fact, that's what makes it propaganda.

But you know that. Get a better job.

>>79111922
I'm actually doing both

>>79112020
My bet is on a cis straight white male.

>>79112024

The only problem is that you think the gay character who made a single offhanded comment is being represented as a scientific authority

But at least I have a job, something you can't do living in your moms basement in your 30's religiously listening to Alex Jones

>>79111451
Fuck you fag I'm 28 and got the Archies Digest all the fucking time as a kid

>>79112045
You realize shilling your anti-sjw views over and over and over in a single thread is just as bad and annoying as any other type of shilling. You believe passionately in your thing, but guess what, so does everyone else who's shilling something.

Why did they make Jughead such an insufferable emo cunt?

>>79112067
You're most likely a low level Jew paying too much for a studio in somewhere like Echo Park who will be priced out by they're 35.

This shit is included in these shows on purpose to fuck with teenage girls.

You're a scab.

>>79112020
It could have been Moose or Kevin. If one of them killed him and dumped him in the river months ago, they had no reason to believe he would have happened to wash up at that exact spot at that exact time.

>>79112126
Get a real career cunt.

>>79112208
You too

>>79112184
Do you have to write this copy yourself or is it provided to you?

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>>79112182

>the conspiracy is everywhere
>everyone who questions it is part of the conspiracy

Have you taken you meds today anon?

>>79112237
Did you even read what I said? Or did you just read the words Moose and Kevin and assume I was taking about gay stuff?

why is Dillon an actual 12 year old but everyone else is 25 playing teenagers

>>79112024

It isn't opinion though, it's lived experience.

You have the testimonies of a large portion of the LGBTQ community on one side - people who are saying "this is how I experience the world". Then on the other side you have people saying "no, it isn't." Which statement do you think had a sounder basis?

>>79112277
I was wondering if you have to write this native advertising yourself or if the copy is provided to you.

I unironically used to be super into archie at like 10 and was subbed to the comics for like 200 issues

>>79112184
I guess it could, but I also wrote them off because Moose is usually dumb and Kevin seems to be the comic relief character, so I can't really see them doing the murder or even their motivations, but who knows.

>veronia getting blacked

fuck this show, i was rooting for it. it's done, fuck it. we can't escape it. the world is fucking in on it

>>79112362
Ah so literally anyone who likes this show and wants to theorize about it, even if they're not engaging with the sjw discussion, is a shill. Got it.

>>79112374
same

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So who's your waifu 4 laifu, anon?

>>79112317
For thr VAST majority of the population, sexuality is not fluid. It perhaps is, for a small minority.


It's not even a very commonly shared experience, yet alone a fact.

I understand everyone has to make a buck, but it's sad if you actually believe in the garbage you're promoting.

>>79112421

#teambetty

Betty's father, Hal Cooper, killed Jason as revenge for what happened to Polly. The show will make it appear as if Betty's mother Alice is responsible so the reveal can be a twist.

Also, Archie's father Fred was divided back in high school between Alice and Veronica's mother, Hermione, and Alice is still embittered by his rejection. Hal actually frames Fred for killing Jason by stealing Fred's gun and using it to shoot Jason.

Archie realizes he's in love with Betty over the course of the show and they get together on the season finale. But then it's made clear he also has feelings for Veronica.

Also the Blossoms were occultists and Cheryl was trying to help Jason fake his death to escape from their influence. There's a whole mythology about the woods surrounding Riverdale being cursed and Jason's death accidentally triggering an "awakening" that brings Sabrina to town.

>>79112397
I know. I wanted to like it too. It looks fantastic. But the jews won't let us have anything nice anymore.

>>79112447
My african american

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>>79112317
>LGBTQ

>>79109062
i'm not that into twinks (though isn't he a 'twunk' here?) but i'd let him smash me

>>79112461
So they really are just doing a shitty Twin Peaks, huh?

>>79112494
Amen

The killer won't be any of the regulars. So not Archie, Betty, Veronica, Jughead, Cheryl, Kevin, Archie's dad, Betty's mom and Veronica's mom.

Everyone else is fair game.

>>79112494
We are not doing this /v/-style bullshit.

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>>79112438

Funny thing, I have several friends who are escorts and from the stories they tell about clients, you would be surprised how fluid sexuality actually is when you take away the Judeo-Christian societal pressures

>>79112517
You need to work on your copy. It sticks out like a sore thumb.

Why did Mrs. Cooper wanna see the body? Just for her job? To confirm he was dead?

>>79112561
She hates Jason because he broke her daughter.

>>79112538
>/v/-style
This has been /tv/ for more than two years now, since the /pol/ invasion when that first TFA trailer went up.

>>79112551
The people who patronize your degenerate friends are degenerates themselves dumbass.

But cool 'evidence'. Your on the right industry.

>>79112421
COOPER

>>79112461
I can get behind this

>>79108051

looks like betty won faggots, haha.

>>79112561
Sore thumb

>>79112461

fake spoilers but here are some real ones

Veronica's dad hires Jughead's unemployed dad to cause chaos in the town to bring down property prices so he can take advantage of it

When Betty stops taking her meds she goes into a disassociate states and becomes >>79108449

>>79112610
The trick is, almost everyone is a degenerate in one way or another. Most just hide it well. You're a degenerate too, or else you wouldn't be here.

I just hope they don't pull a The Killing and not reveal the killer in the first season

Miss Grundy killed Jason because he caught Archie and her together. Archie repressed the memory and won't recall until episode 10 which is entitled "Chapter Ten: The Lost Weekend"

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>>79108449
>Dark Betty

>>79112683
>my friends owns a McDonald's franchise and he tells me the people who go there are fat. Therefore everyone is fat.

>>79105679

Is the CW romanticizing this shit? Really disappointed.

>>79112659
That comes before.

Also Jughead's dad is a gang leader.

>>79112683

This

When you see a man who has been married for 30 plus years and she won't indulge his fantasies and they have already had all the regular sex in the world, many of them go see prostitutes because they need to

>>79112770
Nope.

Ms. Grundy is clearly presented as a manipulative sexual predator and murderous con woman.

>>79112397
>veronia getting blacked

DROPPED

>>79112770
No. It was added to add to the drama.

>>79112683
This is the most Jewish thing ever posted on /tv/.

>>79112755
I'm not saying you're wrong on that score, but calling others degenerates when you post angrily on a board that is known worldwide as the armpit of the internet all day is laughably hypocritical.

>>79112862
But whores and johns are degenerates. They're outside the relm of normal limits and appetite. The same way a chronic gambler is a degenerate.

>>79112862
Known worldwide = labeled by the Jews

>>79112862
Why is your boss paying you to market on the armpit of the world?

>josie and the pussycat dolls all black

>>79113117
.40

>>79104027
I wished it played up the mystery elements a bit more. Its really interesting and well done.
The only problem I have is the love triangle/square that's gonna go for as long as the show airs. The soundtrack, cinematography is fantastic. And the acting is as good as its gonna get on a show on a network that only hires attractables.

>>79113098
Yes, someone literally once posted photos of the woman they had just killed here, but clearly the Jews are just giving us a bad name.

>>79112812

i'm this close..if it goes more than one episode or betty gets blacked, i'll drop it. veronia isn't white, but betty is pure aryan goddess

>>79108360
>Eyewitness
I tried watching that show but the acting+dialog was soooooooo bad that I had to rage quit. Plus the instagram filter over the show is incredibly ugly. I tried to find the original Norwegian show but couldn't find a version with subtitles.

>>79114651
Betty gets black but in a completely different way.

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>>79108051
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Adaptation of the Sabrina comics when?

>>79116100
Near the end of the season.

>>79116100
how about never?

>>79114651
>i'm this close..if it goes more than one episode or betty gets blacked, i'll drop it.
literally right there with you. Betty or Veronica though.

>>79116169
Sabrina is better than Archie shit though.

>>79116215
hence, never.

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Why couldn't the just have made a comfy Archie show without all the liberal brainwashing? Why goddam it?!?!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79116449
To spite you, specifically.

>>79111768
This. It's pretty obvious, familias

>>79104027
Where are the sunlight?

>>79111706
To post greentext stories on /s4s/ about the life of his Chad friend and trigger neet virgins.

>>79116449
Because there would be nothing to talk about. /tv/ would just forget it exists and no one would start threads because they'd have nothing to bitch about.

>>79116983
i don't buy for a second that it's if for marketing or that's it's financially beneficial.

>>79108246
>white girl
That's a Mexican girl though.

>>79117150
Brazilian

>>79117173
playing a Caucasian charachter

>>79117196
Latinos can be caucasian now?

>>79106808
They're not lesbians in Riverdale, the kiss was Veronica's idea, it was completely pointless, and it was never brought up again.

>>79117213
the character anon. Veronica Lodge is a Caucasian.

>>79117255
>it was completely pointless, and it was never brought up again.
and yet they felt the need to show it. Really makes you think.

>>79109916
Because the only way to make teen drama interesting is to sexualize the characters, and the only way to get away with that is to make sure the actors are at least 18.

>>79111451
I know what Archie is because I fap to its porn. I'm 18

>>79117337
That scene followed by Cheryl's comment made me think it was a mockery of the stunts several tv shows try to pull these days

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>>79117303
In the comics yeah but in this TV rendition that definitely ain't a Caucasian. Do you think Josie and Melody are still Caucasians because that's what their characters were in the comics?

>>79117741
bullshit. they just said that to gloss over it, but they wanted the image.

Moose's homo romp is even more glaring and adds context.

Fuck this shit, I'm done..

>>79117750
No, but Veronica is played as a Caucasian. If they changed her last name or something, I'd agree with you.

when do episodes hit netflix? right after they air or a few days after?

>Only saving grace to an archie TV series would be an ocasionally cameo by Josie and the Pussycats.
>They're a blackwashed destiny's child cover band doing shitty rock.

Fucking dropped.

Dark Betty is the only theory I can see happening

>>79117861
Keeping her last name implies she could be mixed at best since they cast what seems to be a latino for her mother as well. If they wanted the character to be faithful to the comics they would have cast a white actress but they didn't.

>>79118032
They're added to the CW app day after they air. Whole season will be dumped on Netflix ~5 days after season finale airs.

>>79118032
next day

So he's sleeping with his teacher? wtf?

Also, what's up with all the mad men references?

>>79107187
he's delivery is pretty bland

>>79118300
PUHleeze. If Veronica is supposed to be Latino they would have let us know.

Shits pathetic. You can have BLACKED or an audience, pick one.

>>79112770
>>79112810
>>79112834
>lesbians are just fanfiction shit
>fucking your teacher is forbidden love
bravo cw

>>79117741
if it was a mockery then they wouldn't have included it in the promos. they did the same thing they were supposedly making fun of

>>79118986
exactly. the point was to get the dyke kiss in, everything else was window dressing

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>father is samoan

how does he look so white?
did his father get cucked by a white bull?

Wow a three hundred plus post Archie thread in 2017, maybe I'll have to check this out.

>>79119017
/co/ frequents /tv/ now, you don't have to watch this shit show. Trust me.

>>79119017
Its pretty good granted you know what your getting into

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>>79118758
They let you know by casting a latino. Last time I checked brown people weren't white.

>>79119337
PUHlezzeee
DROPPED

>>79119014
Oh my god I didn't realize he was from New Zealand. I guess he's a 1/4 Samoan. I'm in love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvRuhO_l8oY

>>79106604

Nothing in a production, whether it be a book or a video or a song, is ever put in "by accident" you fucking retard.

Your criticism is discriminatory.

>>79106861

They made him bi because just being retarded like he is on the comic isn't kosher

I hate teen dramas but something about this show keeps me watching.

>>79119846
THISSSSS

WHen does the next episode air, btw?