Careful sir, the bucket is hot!

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>>79100839
>sir

>>79100839
How long for those crab legs to come out?

Thanks Tyrone, this is for you. *puts EBT card in his breast pocket*

>>79100839
Listen boy, you call me Massa or I sick the dogs on you again.

>>79100839

Y-you too

>>79100979
>>79101031
Talk straight to Robert you cunts.

unlike the water in a certain cinema showerstall i could name...

You're supposed to flip it upside down and if the popcorn falls out then my next one is free

Thanks, Robert. How's my wife doing?

>>79100839
Disgusting NIGGER!! I hate you - get out of my country now or hang!!

>>79101031
Apologize

>>79101088
kek

>>79101049
I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did for that

I fucking hate when I'm at a restaurant and the waitress says "watch out the plate is hot"


So patronizing

>>79101297

I fucking hate when I'm at a restaurant and the waitress says "awwwww aren't you a big boy? eating all alone like a grownup! you're so cute!"

REEEE LEAVE ME ALONE

>Hot popcorn at the movie theater

Never happens. It's always warm at best.

>>79100839
Thanks for the warning bud, have a good night eh?

>>79101323
I hate it when I'm at the carwash and little girls that rub themselves all over my vehicle ask me if im enjoying it

like holy shit of course i do otherwise i wouldnt fucking be here

>>79100839
How long until my falcon's refreshments are ready?

have you met my wife's son tyrone

>>79100839
Just give me my popcorn- yOUCH!!
*drop bucket*
*kick it midfall across the salon*
That was too hot Robert you coon! Give me another one.

Why should Robert feel the need to warn me if he's able to hold it with no problems. It's likely only warm, not hot. Is he just patronizing me?

That'll be 22.78 plus tip.

>>79101588
robert no longer has nerve endings in his hands. racists took them out.

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>>79100839

BULL
SHIT

Ive never been hand a bucket of popcorn that is even remotely hot, let a lot so hot, I would need a warning before touching it. Im lucky if the popcorn is even above room temperature.

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Oh. Ok thanks, man. I'll be careful.

>>79101630
kek

>>79101637
>let a lot so hot

What the fuck are you babbling about you illiterate moron. Can't even speak English? Then FUCK OFF!

>>79101410
>stealth jojo posting
wew lad

>>79101588
No, you're patronizing the theater by purchasing popcorn from the concession stand.

>>79100839
>drops boiling popcorn all over crotch
>theatre offers $100m settlement
>choose free movies instead

Honestly he looks like a nice guy despite all the meming

I kinda wish the theaters in my area had a black concession man

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>>79101761
>alone corrects to a lot
>"I DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU MUST BE STUPID

really makes you think, who the stupid one is here.

>>79101031
Apologize you trash.

>>79101877
When your gf starts taking half hour bathroom breaks in the middle of the movie, don't say we didn't warn you.

>zips down pants
>pulls down underwear
>fuck steaming hot popcorn

>>79102040
so THAT'S why her kisses are slightly salty after the movie...

>>79102040
Your theater doesn't solely employ eunuchs?

>>79101821
It's a financially sound move, I bet I spend at least $50m on movies (cinema) every five years.

>>79101883
>>alone corrects to a lot
?

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Why is movie popcorn so dangerous?

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That's a fine young spear chucker.
Looks freshly plucked from the cotton fields of Dixie Land, too.

>>79101365
Robert isn't Canadian

Hey Robert, is Sprite really as urban as the commercials make it out to be?