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What's the worst children's movie ever made?

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What's the worst children's movie ever made?
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>>79100112
Not that. If nothing else, it had an entire species of aliens with THICC hips. There are plenty of children's movies with less to offer than that.
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>>79100112
This Unwatchable piece of shit
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Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
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>>79101968
>From the mind of George Lucas
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>>79100112
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>>79102392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLEvmxdxumA
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>>79102411
This is a masterpiece though.
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>>79101968
>From the mind of George Lucas

What does this even mean
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Assuming you are talking about childrens movie and not babies movies. Then it would be some direct-to-vhs or oogiloves or some shit
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Every Dreamworks movie ever made.
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>>79102720
>masterpiece
t. shart pleb
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>>79100112
Charlie sheens finest hour
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>>79102846
It's really just nostalgia that's keeps me from hating that movie but Toy Story 2 making fun of it pretty much sum up how bad it was.
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>>79102846
Antz faggot.
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>>79103097
>y-y-you sure it's gonna be a big hit like Pixar movies right?
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>>79100112
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>>79103292
>we need no backups, the production is going smoothly!
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>>79102974
Not even Amerifat but this film BTFO'd Pixar beyond recovery without having to be at all innovative.
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>>79102590
the era when everyone tried to emulate shrek
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does this count
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>>79103633
it was shit, the books are true kino
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>>79102971
i agree. always got a vibe that its all written for soccer moms who place their children in front of the TV and just don't give shit if its wholesome child-kino movies or complete retarded shit like fuckin shark tale
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Anything made by Don Bluth after All Dogs Go to Heaven and before Anastasia.
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>>79100112
>that facial expression

Thought this was a dreamworks movie for a minute
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>>79103689
came here to post this
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>Americans think they have the worst movies

You don't know shit about terrible, terrible movies.
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>>79103959
Dafuq is this, Hitler Youth Sandlot with soccer?
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>>79101968
>the bad guy gets the girl
kino
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>>79103402
I remember a guy in a thread a couple months back with a theory that dream works could just release King Fu panda 2 again every year and everyone would forget about it and think it's a new movie
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>>79104115
Makes sense; it was just a remake of KFP1.
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>>79103958
yfw this is Anne Bancroft's last film and is dedicated to her
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>>79103958
it looks awful
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>>79103719
>reading
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>>79103990
Yeah discribes it very well, it was big when I was like 5-8. You remember the aggressive loud boy from the middle class family who was put on ritalin by his always abscent mom? He's the one wearing a movie t-shirt from this!
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>>79103689
This was actually a pretty good kids movie once, it's based on a children's TV show in the UK, the UK release is a fine children's flick, for the American release they re-named it, cast new voice actors and re-wrote most of the script to focus on pop culture references.
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>>79101968
Everyone Deserves To Be Lo-
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>>79103669
>the era when everyone tried to emulate shrek
Strange Magic came out in 2015, bro-dog.
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>>79100112
That movie with the weird CGI owls.
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What a piece of shit
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>>79103959
Wasn't there a part of this where the played soccer against vampires or something? Or soccer on dirtbikes?
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>>79104833
This shit was so boring. the milf was hot as fuck though.
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>>79105179
>the milf was hot


elaborate
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>>79104581
yeah, I watched the UK one when it came out and it was good enough. I've not seen the US one but I've heard it's godawful.
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>>79105412
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>>79104833

Reminder this won an Oscar for best animation.
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>>79102411
escapistic paradise
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fucking hated Madagascar
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>>79103402
Kung Fu Panda 2 was great you faggot.

>>79104191
>I haven't seen the movie but I'll just make shit up because lol Dreamworks amirite?
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>>79103689
>Kevin Smith


Why the fuck is he in a kid's movie?
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>>79106116
That movie is a classic though.
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>>79103959
First glance it looked like the bottom said
>Die degenerate LGBT
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You have NO IDEA what you're looking into...
/co/ had thread about these...things...
And they stopped for a reason...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvP9rDrEvAk
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>>79103669
>>79104687
>end of shrek era
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>>79102765
It means he thought of it.
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>>79102411

Would be kino if the dragon designs weren't so shitty. Toothless and the final boss dragon were the only decent ones.
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>>79106333
What the fuck
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>>79104833

Mediocre but amazing visuals. I was blown away by how they combined San Francisco's actual geography with Tokyo's high-tech infrastructure.
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>>79103882
underrated post
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>>79100112
why isn't the spay can labeled? seems like it is unfinished art
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>>79100112
I'm more interested in the worst movie that was released theatrically and with a modest to high budget. Otherwise it's way too easy to just dig into the bottom of the barrel garbage made on a dime you'd find at the dollar store.
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>>79102411
That was a genuine snore core.
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>>79105581
And Hidden Figures is going to win everything this year because muh white guilt, the oscars are a joke.
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>>79106442
this

>>79106567
this
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>>79106567
t. frog
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>>79102411
kys, literally one of dreamworks best.
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>>79106116
who the fuck does that
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>>79103402
Literally the best thing Dreamworks ever made other than Prince of Egypt....
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>>79104191
But it literally isn't? there are legitimate criticisms of the movie but this just isn't even accurate.
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>>79106333
make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop

nice trips
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>>79103719

>books

Fuck off nerd
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>>79108954

>dreamworks best

not saying a whole lot right there
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>>79100372
MUH DICK

I need this movie now
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>>79103476

The best fucking part, lol. Put EVERYTHING on one HDD and then lose it, brilliant!
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>>79106116
this is kid kino
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>>79100112
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Ferngully teaches children that people and industry are bad mmkay and that we should all feel guilty about logging
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>>79109076
I suppose but KFP2 is a legitimately very good albeit overlooked movie.
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>>79103958
>Budget 40 Mil
>Box Office $915,000

total fucking travesty
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>>79103402
Neck yourself
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>>79106333

>take radio play that has fallen into the public domain
>set it to cheap animation

surprised this hasn't been done more often. The quality of the radio play isn't bad, it would be nice if someone who wasn't totally abysmal animated this.
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>>79108983
You're forgetting another one, fuck head.
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>>79104800
What's this
A ratboy genius movie?
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>>79109448
one of the rare sequels to be better than the first one. the Spider-man 2 of animation.
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>>79109448
Oh shit honestly forgot this, why is it that DreamWorks can generally get the second sequel so right?
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>>79101968
>stuck on an 8 hour flight
>forced myself to watch this
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>>79109479
agreed. HTTYD 2 was fucking awesome. you can thank this guy for that and KFP2
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>>79102846
It's a remake of Seven Samurai. Are you just that stupid?
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>>79109523
I really liked HTTYD2 but I'm not sure if I'd say it was better than the first probably more personal taste than anything. Honestly Dreamworks gets a lot of shit but they have some genuinely great movies. I'd even go as far to say KFP2 felt more heartfelt than any of the modern Pixar films.
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>>79103402
>jack black 2
?????
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>>79100112
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From a person who used to go on /mlp/ this Movie was shit.

I mainly stick to /v/ and /trash/
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>>79104191

Kind of lame that Dreamworks gets shit on while modern Pixar has just been boring for almost a decade.
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>>79109692
don't get me wrong there is legitimate reason to shit on Dreamworks, some of their films are utter garbage, but at least give them their good ones.
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>>79106333
this has gotta be some kind of MK Ultra type thing
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>>79109588
fair enough. my thoughts on sequels are that they take the stuff from the first movie and expand upon it and take it in a logical direction. HTTYD2 succeeded on that front and more, imo.
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>>79109692
good god does the chick from Brave ever look shitty
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>>79109785
>HTTYD2 succeeded on that front and more, imo.
Oh yeah it definitely did and I did really enjoy it, I just loved the father-son thing in the first film more than the mother-son dynamic in the second, I still really liked them both.
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>>79103402
2>1>3
Fucking kys
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>Patrician Kids film enthuses
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>>79109751
Exactly, but it seems Pixar tends to be immune from it since it's in bed with Disney.

Last legitimate good movie of theirs was Wall-E while everything else has been forgettable.
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>>79109864
This is the patrician order.
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>>79102590
>George Lucas used to make movies
>now he makes things like this
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>>79106333

why does this remind me some animation on Adult Swim? I would probably enjoy watching this drunk off my ass.
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>>79109878
Pixar did have an early run of really great films and did revolutionize the industry, on the other hand, Dreamworks is known for trying to copy that success. Sadly that means that people are going to be less skeptical about anything Pixar makes while people are going to be naturally skeptical of Dreamworks when they do produce anything actually good.
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>>79109751
that kung fu panda intro was kino and the movie should've been animated that way. 3d animation kinda sucks.
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>Nice Strap-on
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>>79109555
MIND = BLOWN
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>>79110027
holy shit a free skateboard sticker
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>>79102590

Honestly this movie wasn't that bad, but the cover/ version of C'mon Marianne I did not caer for too much..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqupS8x0i1c
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>>79110016
I like 3D animation, especially when they don't try and make things uber realistic, which I do think the KFP films do well. I really loved how they incorporated the 2d style into the second film as it wasn't just randomly tacked on at the start but actually pretty relevant to the plot.
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>>79110027
I like how the "villains" only acted like that because they were being forced out of their job since the brother (also mayor of the city) of the ringleader decided to sell off their land for his own gain.
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>>79101968
POTTERY
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>>79109751
I kind of wish the whole movie was animated like this. Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with the KFP 3D animation, it's just that the 2D part is the best looking by far.
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I bet no one else saw this absolute pile of shit.
I watched this as a kid on TV because "it had obi wan in it".
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>>79103402
masterpiece
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>>79110246
I saw it. It was bad, but could be a lot worse.
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>>79110243
I did really love the 2D but I think it would get a bit obnoxious over a long running time, too many sharp lines and exaggerated outlines, I think it worked in small doses honestly.
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>>79110077
3D animation is enjoyable but i really want to see a new 2D animation western film and see what they can do with today's technology. The prince of egypt is old as fuck but is still really good (visually), imagine what they could do and how good it would look a 2D film made in THE CURRENT YEAR. i ended up watching anime because i couldn't find 2D kinos and i kinda like it now
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Max Steel was fucking stupid
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>>79109963
What exactly was this

I think i saw it in my local kinogogue but I dont remember what this was other than i hated it
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>>79110322
There are a few excellent 2D foreign films, Persepolis and Waltz with Bashir come to mind off the top of my head. They're pretty recent and really beautiful films.
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>>79110336
how can one man be so wrong
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>>79106116
came here to post this
>this was sean connery's last movie
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>Children's movie has multiple references to adult movies that are way too old and mature for children to have watched
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>>79110393
Its true though. You're probably some Wallace and Gromit fan.

>>79100112
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>>79103959
I have a hard time believing this is a german movie without a black or a turk kid
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>>79104115
>>79105756
>>79108983
>>79109242
>>79109864
>>79110247
>Po achieves inner peace by learning that his mother was brutally murdered
>Po somehow has flashbacks to when he was a fucking infant
>Shen's backstory is literally "WAAAAAHHHH MOMMY AND DADDY DIDN'T LOVE ME ENOUGH!"
>The Soothsayer is just a rehash of the turtle from Kung-fu Panda 1
>Shen's plan is to invade all of China with like, seven ships
>The Furious Five fail over and over, getting captured twice
Everything 4chan loves is shit, especially Pixar/Dreamworks movies.
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>>79106116
that may sound silly

but it's not as silly as Sir Billi
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>>79110407
they just do that to ease the suffering of the parents that have to drag their kids to see such trash. 'Member Hoodwinked?
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>>79110360
hey, thanks for the info
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>>79103719
>books are true kino
This is said about every single book adaptation ever. Fuck off to reddit.
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Hands down.
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>>79110542
You're not even trying.
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>>79102411
It was very good. It had nothing really new or innovative of course, but was executed perfectly. One of the best "children's" animated movies.
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>>79109113
>>79100372
>thicc fags
Opinion discarded.
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>>79100112
that's not Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, anon.
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>>79103132
>Toy Story 2 making fun of it

What?
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>>79110568
i was just hoping someone posted that screencap of that one guy saying "cumming in her tight bunny bummy"
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>>79110629
the outtakes during the credits
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>>79109797
I don't remember her looking that ugly.
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>>79110454
>Po achieves inner peace by learning that his mother was brutally murdered
That was something he already knew but had suppressed. He confronted this ordeal in his past but didn't let it control him. He allowed his past be the past and look towards what mattered in the moment.
>Po somehow has flashbacks to when he was a fucking infant
Not really that unbelievable considering it was a particularly traumatic experience.
>Shen's backstory is literally "WAAAAAHHHH MOMMY AND DADDY DIDN'T LOVE ME ENOUGH!"
That was part of it but that doesn't necessarily make up all of his characters. All you have done is conflate one part of his story to make him seem like a worse character then he actually was.
>The Soothsayer is just a rehash of the turtle from Kung-fu Panda 1
In some aspects but again you took one aspect of her character imparting some wisdom to po and completely ignore her relationship with Shen etc.
>Shen's plan is to invade all of China with like, seven ships
With dozens of incredibly advanced weapons compared to those had at the time... Not particularly unbelievable, also it plays into Shen being somewhat of an egoist.
>The Furious Five fail over and over, getting captured twice
I don't really see how this is necessarily a criticism. the good guys fail at some points... And? Also it wasn't even by their own incompetence one could argue both times that it was Po's fault they got captured.
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>>79106333
disturbing kino
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>>79106116

Fun fact: The makers of the movie were pissed that the Scottish government chose to promote Brave instead of their film.
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I SHIT ON ALL OF YOU

>hur hur hey jayden I posted dreamworks movie
>nur lur hey brindon I posted pixar movie
and then the dumb semi oldfags
>member delgo
>member food fight
>member SHREK

GET OFF MY BOARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

You pathetic nothings don't know who you're dealing with.

I've seen the entirety of the Video Brinquedo Library. I've sat through more Sparkplug Entertainment movies than could conceivably be produced.
I have watched air bud knock off
after air bud knockoff
turn into a fucking ghost to haunt his owners son and solve a mystery. I've seen household objects talk for reasons and ways that made me frustrated with my own thin grasp on reality.

FUCK YOU

There is no worst childrens animated movie. It never ends, it never ended, it will never end. It is a nonstop spiderwork netweb of congealing bad ideas and actors like Treat Williams and Dean Cain showing up to eat a donut funny and humiliate themselves.

>>79104800
OHHHHH???? YOU THINK YOU KNOW BAD BECAUSE YOU POSTED...RATATOOOOOING?????

At least Ratatoing is TOLERABLE. At least Ratatoing had an evident parody.
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>>79110944
here, check this out

This is THE LITTLE BEE. THE LITTLE BEE is a movie about assault, genocide, autocracy, brainwashing and NOT GETTING THE GIRL. THE LITTLE BEE's climax is a lesson in extremism and self-hate to the point of rejecting all possible facets of yourself within a society constructed specifically for your very whims.

NO, YOU DON'T GET TO EXPERIENCE MOVIES LIKE FROZEN AND BITCH AND MOAN

YOU


DON'T


KNOW
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Bunch of faggots eating gravy with their Cap'n Crunch.....
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>>79106281
>your mind on /pol/
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>>79110825
Scotland is always cucking itself. It's hilarious. It's like that 4 panel, "Scotland my son you can choose to promote Scottish cinema created by Scotts, or you can promote American film that perpetuates Scottish stereotypes and makes a mockery of Scotish people."
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There is literally nothing wrong with mo-cap, only low-test faggots why cry at the sight of a clown hate it.
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>>79103097
>the grotesque ugliness of the animation alone would be a deal-breaker even if the film weren't also glaringly inappropriate in its sexuality, nightmare-inducing in its animation, and filled with Nazi overtones and iconography
>sex and nazis in a "kids" movie
What the fuck, can someone explain more ?
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Seriously, fuck this movie. Most childish and unsubstantial piece of shit I've watched in years and this is coming from somebody who loves this kind of movies. Zootopia was 10 times better.
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>>79102590
"I may have gone too far in a few places..."
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>>79104553
>it was big when I was like 5-8.

jesus christ how fucking young are you

i was already a teenager when the first Die Wilden Kerle movie came out
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>>79107265
No, La La Land and Moonlight will sweep everything.
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>>79109523
What did GDT have to do with HTTYD or KFP?
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>>79110406
How did they convice him to do this?
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>>79109878
Wall-E didn't age well at all, it's complete shit.
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>>79100112
What's the worst thread ever made?
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>>79112604
Scottish pride. Money.
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This gigantic piece of shit.
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>>79100112
Monster House, easy.

>>79102411
>>79103402
>>79104833
>>79109177
>>79109448
>>79110437
These were all good though.

>>79111707
Agreed that this was shit, but it wasn't the worst.

Not gonna bother responding to meme movies like food fight and sir billee.
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>>79110246
I forgot I watched this.
Completely forgetablle.
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>>79113034
At least they were honest.
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>>79102411
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>>79110330
2005 CG movie based off a British/French stop motion series from the 70s. >>79103689 is the American version, which replaced all but 2 of the voice actors and used an entirely new script consisting mostly of pop culture references and fart jokes. The original is decent, the US version is awful.
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>>79113034
Aeslets, when will they learn
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ1cHiLFAX0
This garbage. Literally think I'm the only person who's ever seen this movie ever.
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whatever this is going to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-huA2o6OOY
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>>79114587
oh god I'd blocked this movie out of my mind entirely. How badly did Patrick Stewart need the money that he did this.
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>>79114863
He has how many ex-wives? Maybe he did it to falsify shitty income for that year.
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>>79103959
I remember the original movie being pretty bad already.
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>>79103097
>mfw these are basically the same movie of the same quality.
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>>79113034
>From the Producers who saw Shrek

Kek this isn't real right?
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>>79110944
>>79110978
I bet this sounded funny in your autism-rattled brain
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>>79110246
I enjoyed this movie, mostly because the birds sucked beak at the end and it gave me a boner when I was little, thus beginning a long and never ending streak of furry porn addiction and going to bed every night making up cringey scenarios in my head as movies which had furry animals kissin.
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>no one has posted this yet
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>>79102132
Dude you just gave me a gift, this is mesmerizing. It really is one of the worst thing I've ever seen but at the same time I felt for the characters in their own idiotic way, there isn't really too many plot points that go nowhere (the final destination was shit anyway), the music wasn't the worst; in fact the intro music and "Ol' Nick will see I'm the best kid in the world" song were kind of great, they had Clint Howard, Nancy Cartwright and fucking Mark Hamill doing voices, one kid was based as fuck "I love creeping out creepy girls" "this is no time to be a girl" as well as a based dad figure, jiberish speaking black grandma and a fucking magic sandwich.

After The Room this is the best "So bad it's good" piece of media.
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>>79104833
This was such an overrated, boring piece of shit movie. Shouldn't have won that oscar by any means.

At least protag's brother was hot though.
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>>79104800
ah shit
the source of the half of youtube poops that wasn't philips cd-i
that's some olden time shit right there
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>>79109692
Except not all of those are Pixar, faggot
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>>79113034
>>79117208
i haven't seen it, but apparently it's a self-aware satire of some actual quality. probably check it out sometime.
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>>79109523
HTTYD2 fucking sucked and fucked you for comparing the original to that hackneyed directionless piece of shit sequel.
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>>79118606
Not even a bad kids movie dude, suck my D
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>>79103898
if you have watched it you'd know that its pretty decent desu. the second one is pretty bad though.
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>>79103476
the hilarious thing is that this happened TWICE
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>>79121369
>being this wrong in 2016+1

its the other way around
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Does anyone else get kind of sad when animated children's movies do poorly? It sort of upsets me to think all this work went into the movie and they couldn't even entertain children.
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>>79102846
>>79102411
Massive hooks
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>>79102590
All of my wat
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>>79104833
SAN FRAN SOKYO
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>>79109555
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>>79104687
Jesus fucking christ, you're not even kidding.
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>>79110027
There's an ad for this movie on one of my Yu Yu Hakusho DVDs
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>>79103719
>>>/lit/
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>>79104833
has to be one of the more disappointing movies that I have seen
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>>79102846
Holy fuck the oogiloves

>After seeing Madea Goes to Jail in a theater, where he saw how the audience members would shout out advice to the characters on screen, Viselman was partially inspired to create a children's film in the vein of Teletubbies with the interactive aspect, allowing the children to sing, dance, and respond to the characters on screen.

how did this get greenlit?
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>>79109476
>not using the superior Terminator 2 as an example
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>>79106116
for some reason this makes me feel uncomfortable.
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>>79104609
its like looking in a mirror anon, isnt it.
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>This took 16 years to make

Polish animation is shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UjrFNH4Vt8
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>>79112896
frozen was rubbish, only good thing about it was the hot evil prince
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what were they thinking?
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>>79125415
what the FUCK is this shit?

Is this a furry-BLACKED fusion fetish film?

for FUCKING KIDS???!!!
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>>79125415
now I want to watch this
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>>79117083
for some sick reason, I enjoyed that movie
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>>79110246

Watched it as a little kid and enjoyed it.

Dunno what else to say
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>>79125509
Surprisingly not.

It's a poorly made movie about Cinderella being an ass-kickin' action cowgirl and the evil stepmother is a corrupted mayor.
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>>79111707
I love how everyone acted so intelligent for liking it and how it was so adult when it was one of the most glib routes they could have done with the subject matter.

Also Zootopia was shit too. Just Monsters Inc again.
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this piece of excrement
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>>79103132
I never thought it was all that good. It was always below Antz.
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>>79110944
>>79110978
how embarassing
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>>79126851

The girl was out of this world though
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>>79103958
I remember a ustream channel for /co/ that use to host this movie 24/7
Fun as fuck to watch it and lampoon it with others, but it is one god awful movie.
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>>79100112
I dunno what it's called, but I do know you'd probably need tor to get it
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>>79103958
>Chief Animator and Artistic Director Derek Winslow went on record in the January 2001 issue of US weekly, stating that "Delgo would be his finest creation" and "would outperform Shrek at the box office".
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>>79124811
>the superior Terminator 2
But anon T2 is the better movie, but a good deal of that is because of how it uses everything set up in T1 so well. It's great, but wouldn't be quite as awesome without the contrast given by the original film, which is also naturally great in it own right.
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>>79110437
What the hell faggot, Chicken Run is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUdew5gMbTg
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Fern Gully was bad enough that I knew it was barely watchable when I was 10.
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>>79125292
Why does the thumbnail look 3D, but turn into garbage looking 2D when expanded?
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>>79127193
What are your thoughts on Thumbelina?
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>>79104737
Guardians of Gahool or something? I was wondering if that was any good because the bird animation looked decent.
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>>79106567
Canada fag in Vancouver here.

It's fucking disgusting.
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>>79110246
I suppose not everyone can appreciate kino
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>>79127233
The only Thumbelina I've watched was a movie made from a children's anime series, it's one of those things you'd find in a $1 movie bin but it was actually pretty decent.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F6o3RglMo_E

I haven't seen the Elijah Wood one.
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>>79125415
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>>79110246
I had this on my PSP as a UMD. Absolute shit.
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Does anyone remember a really, really shitty cgi movie that came out like six years ago? I remember it was recocgnized globally as one of the biggest box office bombs and it still looked cheap as fuck

All I remember was it had some flying manta ray looking things. The characters were just some abstract blobs that took probably five minutes to animate
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>>79106116
I must say, all things considered Sir Billi is VERY silly!
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Where were the Mummies?
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>>79103689
The American version is legit one of the worst movies I've ever seen
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>>79110246
Saw it at a Drive In, was forgetable as fuck
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>>79101968

His best animated film since Revenge of the Sith.
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From my country with love.
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>>79103958

Nothing can top this
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>>79130263
why is this fucking continent so filled with weeabos
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>>79126851
Jesus Christ, I thought I was the only one who remembered that. I kinda enjoyed it as it got very metaphysical but the animation was junk. I don't know what they were meant to be but the ass on the main girl needed to be groped hard.
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>>79103402
great
>>79103958
more bland than bad
>>79106116
there it is
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Okay I remember watching a Halloween cartoon movie as a kid. All I can recall is this group of friends who give up years of their lives to bring back one of their friends or something like that.

That exists right? Anyone know what that is? I'm not crazy I hope.
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>>79104833

They should have done more with the franchise. It's just fading into obscurity
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>>79102411
This, Tangled, Brave, and Cars2/Planes are all bad movies but they're not the worst.
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>>79130723
Why would they? There are no Princesses in it so Disney don't give a fuck.
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>>79110027
>BOOM BOOM
>Islamic writing on Tony Hawk's shirt

Is this Muslim-kino?
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>>79106116
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This movie was too cerebral.
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>>79109751
why are they trying to rip of samurai jack?
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>>79130890
i liked it
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>>79110027
>all lead characters are white
>better make the villain even whiter
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>>79102411
Are you kidding me? It's pretty good.
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>>79130890

i remember hating this as a kid, just something about the movie creeped me out.
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>>79103402
But this is one of the best animated movies of this decade.
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>>79127633
Goddamn, this is Superbook levels of adorbable + corny.

I love it
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>>79130618
The Halloween Tree?
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>>79124851
That Dreamworks eyebrow action looks nefarious

Usually it says "fun and zany activities are ahead" but here it just looks like he's going to beat you with a cane
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>>79131323
?
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>>79110027
Why the fuck do I remember this movie?
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>>79117800
So I take it you hate it now?
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>>79124574
big if true
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>>79101758
The VHS of this is at my Grandpa's house but I don't think I ever watched it.
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The movie Epic was the worst I've seen in quite a while. Also Brave was shit
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>>79101968
Never heard of it
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>>79133658
It took me a minute to realize which one was which, I'm really getting sick of these single word film titles.

>>79131130
Yeah it's really cute, DVD version seems cut down a bit though
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>>79110542
Not gonna lie, I was severely disappointed by this movie.
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>>79112836
nostalgia right there man
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>>79110246
I saw it as a kid. Can't remember anything about it though.
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>>79101968
>From the mind of George Lucas
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I have an irrational hatred for this movie
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>>79134372
Pleb.
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pic related
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>>79134444
quads confirm
Don Bluth is a hack.
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>>79128479

I remember this too, there was this news piece about the movie and it was mostly slandering how ultimately bad and laughable the whole film was and called it worst failure ever. The writer also doubted that the whole animation was failed money laundering operation
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>>79117083
Foodfight was better though.
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>>79134372
>All the negative emotions in a little girls mind are men
Subtle as always, hollywood.
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>>79134508
>Sadness and Disgust
>Not negative
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>>79134508
how are disgust and sadness not negative emotions you moron
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>>79130832
so I could get more fap material as a result of the films release
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>>79120657
>Inside Out
>Brave
>The Incredibles
>Up

Is this bait?
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>>79120870
I'm fairly certain that was the point because he mentione kfp2 as being good
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>>79100372
There is not enough porn of her.

>>79126851
I thought Jak 4 was canceled.
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>>79131323
Yes, I agree. EoE is probably not a good movie for children to watch.
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the brazllian "up" mockbuster is actually about being racist against asian people or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuv9WiQLv6g
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>>79135713
>EoE is probably not a good movie

Indeed.
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>>79102411
the sequel was garbage
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>>79135980
The sequel was completely equal to the first.
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>>79135776
brazil needs to be removed from earth
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>>79118606
>Uh oh
What kind of fucking autist came up with that tagline?
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>>79101968
the jew showed his hand a bit too much in this one
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>>79109878
Up and Toy Story 3 bitch

Other than that yeah, the only "good" and original one was Inside Out but even that had mediocre, predictable plot
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>>79130890
My sister's husband's sons love this piece of shit. I've watched it with them more times than I care to think about.
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>>79131125
Unironically this...
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>>79137080
are you some kind of incest cuck
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