What are some of your favorite celebrity mean tweets?

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>>79093442

That one where that meme actor beloved by a discussion board got their comeuppance via social media and it was put in to a viral video that was widely shared on other social media

>>79093442
Pornstars read mean comments is funnier.
All the girls get really upset and immediately call the commentators virgins while the guys just laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbu2_Dh5Qmk

>>79093608
>tinting her shot to make her yellow-green like cat piss
Cunts

>>79093608
noo fucking way in hell thats real

>>79093608
what episode is this from?

>>79094414
>literally btfo'd himself
Damn.

>>79093695
Would have been funnier if it was pornstars reading out the weird shit people put in the comments rather than those shitty insults.

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>>79094506

>>79093608
>@bguy_4u

Like pottery.

Almost all of them read out like they've been specifically written to be "mean but not actually mean" for the express purpose of that show.

Which is what ruins it, because it's in no way believable.

>>79093498
That one actually is savage.

>>79093498
That one is actually true

>>79094528
Shes quite ugly sometimes lol

>>79093608
>>79094528
how are these mean?

>>79094757
This one is just so true, he's so ordinary

>>79094528
this isn't a mean tweet tho.

>>79094949
You're not allowed to sexualize women if you're not Chad

>>79094757
I love the ones where the celeb tries to play cool but you can tell that deep down it cuts them deep

>>79094757
top keks

>>79094757
>IT'S ONLY SMELLZ

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>>79095165

>>79094581
They look believable. I mean I'm pretty sure they could find much more savage tweets for each of them but yeah

>>79095072
You can tell which celebs are the cuntiest, because they can't just read the tweet. They are compelled to try to get in a little dig on the person that tweeted it.

I'm talking to you, Tim Robbins and Bendersnoot Cumbersnitch.

>>79093695
female pornstars are fucking retarded

>>79094414

That one must haunt him at night

>>79094581

You clearly don't go on Twitter enough. Some Twitter accounts get excite when they get an indirect shoutout by this bit.

These tweets are real. But obviously the show wouldn't pick out the harshest ones they can get. That's just common sense.

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>>79094528
>sodomyclown

>>79095341
Does this obnoxious bitch just make up stories to seem le quirky xdddd?

>>79095271
with president's pension I don't think he cares that much about anything

I thought the David Blaine one was really on point

>David Blaine looks like his voice is putting his face to sleep

>>79093442
so, how many?

>>79095409
Same here. Laughed purely because it was so fucking true.

>>79095409
true

>>79094414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erE1Nf2hCmk&index=18&list=LLwBdp-sM_1gbhosQWk5Plnw

>>79094414
>>79094499
I could almost masturbate to this cosmic justice

>>79095404

Not to mention all the corporate kickbacks he's gonna get now.

@lilwayne looks like a crabapple

>>79095521

Dayum!

>>79095521
Hi, Gobbersmack.

>>79095404
For someone as rich as him, pride is everything. People at the very top don't define themselves solely by money. His last year in charge couldn't really have gone more wrong; losing to Putin in the Syria proxy war, Putin influencing the appointment of his successor, and Donald Trump - virtually the last person he'd want to succeed him - tearing up programs like Obamacare which he'd have hoped to be his legacy.

>>79095521
>every commenter on his videos is a cute girl
Goddamn.

>>79096235
Should be replaced with the "you literal nigger" copypasta.

>>79096235
This was the best one.

>>79096107
This. Presidents care A LOT about their reputation and how they'll go down in history. Obama's legacy is being torn up right now: Iran deal scrapped, ACA scrapped, democrat party in dissarray, etc.

>>79095400
You wanna know how I got these scars?

>>79096863
and you ARE beautiful!

>>79095521
literal kino

>>79093608
>big guy for you
Is he /ourguy/?

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>>79096268
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>>79093442
Literally normies: the series.
>"DUDE LE CELEBRITIES READING LE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT LE PPL SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT THEM XDDX"

>>79097489
delete

amy poehler a cute

>>79095465
David Blaine does magic tricks to keep people around him awake

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>>79095521
>that quick shot of his face at the end

post the emily blunt one

>>79097444
I unironically think Jon Oliver is a talented comedian.

>>79097489
>tfw imagining her and Tina Fey doing a post-apocalyptic comedy together
Shit would be pretty good

>>79097875

That's a fine opinion, anon.

>>79095521
Kino

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My fav

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>>79097702

>>79095521
>>79096129
>8 videos
>3.5m views
>330k subscribers
What?

Nvm, I just remembered my own page.
Something like 70k profile views and 4subs from 0 videos.
Decent traffic from shitposts alone.

>>79098048
the quintessential mean tweet

>>79097875
>comedian
Yes
>political satirist or whatever people laud him for doing on his show
No
He's a generally funny guy

>>79095521
This is real nice

>>79097875
i liked him in community but that's it

>>79094528
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

>>79093695
>Keisha Grey with braces
Time to fap
Like I need any excuse to fap to Keisha

>>79098190
Girls watch his shit repeatedly because they think he's cute. Bunch of his twitter followers and page commenters is just hot girls saying "choke me daddy" and shit like that.

>>79095521
>>79094414
I wonder how many times this is tweeted to Obama. I like to think he'll never live this down. Or maybe he's just cancer. He said that Brexit shouldn't happen (despite having no right to threaten or blackmail the UK, even if he's butthurt his country actually has an economy and schools thanks to the Brits) and it ended up happening. He claimed Trump wouldn't be POTUS and he becomes it.

All Obama has to do now is say we'll never discover Faster than Light travel and no intelligent alien lifeforms will ever be discovered and he can actually go down in history as a good person.

>>79098590
But he's not even that hot

>>79098705
Not for us to judge, I guess.

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>>79095530
>cosmic
>one country's politics on a measly pile of dust

>>79099273
We basically lead Earth, retard.

>>79099414
>we

I liked Bob Balaban's mean tweet. You could tell he really enjoyed it.

>>79095521
Obama on suicide watch when?

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>>79099414
>we basically lead the measly pile of dust
>cosmic

>>79094414
Cringe overload

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I prefer it when the celebrity is making the tweets.

>>79097489
i would fuck Amy Poehler

>>79101011
He's funny

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>>79101011

>My grandma pregnant again tryin to talk her out of keepin it

>>79101011
>>79101140
Fiddy's a fucking legend:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD8Q0lvJZvI

>>79101011
baka Trump essentially stole 50's campaign platform

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>>79101173

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>>79101173
>>79101140
>>79101011
Fiddy is great

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>>79101173

Top fucking kek

>>79101173
>tfw you will never be 50 cent's token white friend

>>79097394
I forget, was this a /pol/ or a /int/ copypasta?

>>79101173
based as fuck

>>79095246
Came into the thread to post that. Fuck, it's so lame.

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>>79101011
The shit he said on Twitter to Ja Rule the day before he went to prison was some of the harshest shit ever. Pretty much telling people to rape him and beat him up in jail, and he made a few posts about taking care of his wife while he was gone too.

>>79101173
He must have murdered Alba's ass, my god.

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>>79101737

>Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol

50 Cent is like an IRL black smug Pepe.

>>79099645
I want to marry Biel and pump her pussy full of cum every nght and then cuddle with her.

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>>79095400
Yes.

>>79094528
That's really mean that @sodomyclown tweeted that he wants to eat her ass.

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>>79102003
>>79094528
>tfw you find out @sodomyclown is a hot chick

>>79097875
This is true. he was by far the funniest part of the show Community.
He needs to stop being the cultural marxist propaganda mouthpiece for the globalist ruling class and return to comedy

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>>79101011
gold

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>>79102061
>Margot Robbie if you ever see this the offer still stands, hit me up cutie pie ;D

HOLY SHIT

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>>79102061
>>79102155

>mfw she tweets like a /tv/ poster too

G-guys, could there be cute grills that like to shitpost here with us RIGHT NOW?!

>>79102334
>>79102061
https://twitter.com/sodomyclown/status/804772329540689920
damn

>>79096107
>tearing up programs like Obamacare which he'd have hoped to be his legacy.
L
M
A
O

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>>79102334
>>79102374
SHE'S MINE BACK OFF I ALREADY CALLED MY MOM AND TOLD HER I HAVE A GF AND AM OFFICIALLY NOT GAY

>>79101011
Based fiddy

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>>79101942
BTFO'd by le DAMAGED man

>>79094757
BASED ROCCO

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>>79102488

>Implying you have enough Good Boy Points to satisfy her

>>79097875
John Oliver is a funny guy, his problem is he uses really shitty logic to make points and his audience (and Hillary voters) clap like seals because he's saying shit they agree with.

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>>79094414
>>79095521
This is where trump and I disagree.

After he was elected, he went to the Whitehouse, had a private conversation with Obama, and shook his hand for the cameras. Fuck that shit.

All these people, everyone, from your common Tumblrette to Obama and Hilary, to the entire American media machine. They all talked mad shit about trump. All day every day. And when it wasn't enough they invented things to say. They went to crowds of people talking shit.

And all the sudden, you're supposed to forget all of that and move on once you've been elected?

Fuck that. If I was trump, I'd never let that dirty monkey forget what he said about me all day every fucking day. The only thing I'd have to say to him is "how the fuck you like me now".

All the sudden he's expected to play the gracious winner? Fuck that shit. Don't ever let these motherfuckers forget what they said.

I would have tore up that letter previous presidents write to the incumbent, right in that nigger's face. How fucking dare you even say anything to me? All you did your entire life was talk shit. That's it. And now that it's all over you're suddenly on my side?

>>79094414
Obama's face makes this

>>79102693
Nah fuck that, Don did the best thing. He went with through the process without doing anything untoward, and just knowing that Barack had to sit there without being able to criticise him and knowing what Donald's going to do was better revenge than any antics he could have pulled

>>79102693
Thats why you'll never be president

>>79102693
do you think wrestling is real too?

tv-persona and actual business are not one and the same

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>>79095521
kök

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JLD is a gift

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>>79102870

>>79102870
That's my favorite one. She needs to be my wife.

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>>79101737
D E V I L I S H

>>79102870
>seinfeld
>white people

>>79101737
>Pretty much telling people to rape him and beat him up in jail,

But he said the exact opposite.

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>>79103049

Google sarcasm.

>>79097489
Is that the face of Andy Serkis?

>>79102061
>>79102155
twitter lesbians are crazy as hell

>>79101011
>This is for the ladies only I don't want you cock suckin niggas looking at this lol
maximus kekimus

>>79094528
wtf man, this is weird I would tongue her asshole in a second though

>>79103158
I just sent her an offer to be my wife and told her she will learn to love penis again. Wish me luck bros.

>>79103036

>/pol/
>white people

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>>79102693
Imagine being Barack in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Donald Trump, you fuckin' Presidential, all sexy with your orange body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally endorse your free and democratic election, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 53 year old tranny in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Barack and not only sit in that chair while Donald Trump flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that speech. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DONALD TRUMP LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his orangish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and monkeys and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Kenya. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled face as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" patriotism, the patriotism he worked so hard for with Steve Bannon in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room in a drone strike before the national security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Barack. You're not going to lose your future UN Secretary General career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>You will never have a threesome with sodomyclown and Margot Robbie where you create a daisy chain of fartbox punching

>>79098600
If you are British he just had a special hate for you I think because his fathers family resented colonial rule or something. I could be wrong...

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>>79097394
thats some spicy pasta

>>79102820
This, not to mention Obama looked unprofessional as fuck a week later questioning the election process.

I like the one about the penis butter

>>79094506
>pornstars read the comments on their own videos
I could get behind that

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>>79101201
It worked perfectly

>>79094414
Ahhh, the only Nobel Peace Prize Winner that has killed another Nobel Peace Prize Winner.

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>Decide to put in my weekly normie time and go hang out with the solid 7 slut that lets me fuck her
>She always shows me these videos and thinks they're the best thing that has ever happened in human history
>Have to act like I care so I can nut

Fuck this shit.

>>79104474
If Miami Connection has taught me anything it's that world peace can only be achieved by killing people. Mostly cocaine dealing ninjas.

>>79095165
Based manuelposter

>>79104474
Forgive my ignorance, but who'd he kill?

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>>79104624

The white race.

>>79102665
>reee normies stop using my memes in public
>oh its a girl? I'll allow it because maybe she'll touch my peepee

>>79102693
Trump was talking shit about Obama years before the election.

>>79104720
>reee normies stop using my memes in public

Yeah, I never would say anything like that because I am a normie and I think abnormies should be fucking gassed and I thank God every single day I wake up in Trump's world knowing the abnormie /reddit9k/ holocaust is coming soon, and we got those fat fucking losers to vote for their own demise. Eat shit abnormie subhumans, get a girlfriend or get dead.

>>79093442
>watches celebrity mean tweets and whatever shit 'c0medy' show it's on. Fucking end yourself I'm begging you.

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*scratches crotch*

>>79105239

Everything about that sewer rat makes me want to vomit. If I claim her pelt in the upcoming crusades I won't even display it, I will throw it in the trash and light it ablaze.

>>79104866
>posting on an abnormie site
You're already one of us so neck yourself.

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>>79103432
staahp

>>79105445
>LE 4CHAINS IS A LE ABNORMIE SITE LE REE XD AREN'T WE SO ABNORMAL AND KEWL MY FELLOW 4CHANNARIANS?!

Fuck outta here with that bullshit, 4chan has been normie central for a decade. You fucking lost, move on.

>>79102693
Dude Trump was the birth cert guy from the first election. Obama made fun of him in the crowd and and basically said "oh yeah, well I'm gonna have your job" and then he fucking did it. Dude ran for president and won because Obama made fun of him at one of the dinners. Forcing Obama to shake his hand that day was the sweetest revenge he could get.

>>79103429

>take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that speech
>and later alleged rape victims
>You're not going to lose your future UN Secretary General career over this

my sides

>>79095165
how does ethan hawk relate to the smellz guy?

>>79106059
He secretly is the smellz guy.

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>>79101737

>>79095072
It's not like it's really an insult. The tweet is basically saying that he comes across as a regular guy, almost seems like a compliment.

>>79097444
>the President of Ecuador

Is he like the South American Trump?

>>79101011
>good hoes would boost male morale and fix the recession

>>79106679

I honestly can't find a flaw in that logic.

>>79095521
I fucking love this meme timeline.

>>79102693
Yeah, you'd like the president to be a fucking manchild who ruins both domestic and international relationships with the whole world for teh huge keks lmao because they were mean to Trump during the election cycle.
fucking hell

>>79097444
I'd take Olivier over Cher any day, even though I'd put both of them in an oven if I could.

>>79096235
That was actually really good.

>>79107415

>Olivier

>>79097875
He's a typical comedian. He has the ability to come up with a few funny things for a show or accrue material over time for stand-up. He does not have the innate ability Stewart had for political satire, and he especially doesn't have the acting ability or sarcastic know-how Colbert had on his Comedy Central show for politics. He's better when his only job is coming up with something to giggle about in a general stuff genre.

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>>79093608

>>79102693
It's called decency you fucking underage twerp.

>>79107681
>>79105239
cant deny id let her annihilate my pussy if i was a girl

>>79104470
this exchange is hilarious

>>79102892
She can retire to my bedroom, for some very brief, disappointing sex, because she still looks pretty good.

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>>79104470
>this is our president
trump has shitposted more in his life than every US president combined

>>79108369
That's not fair. If Jackson had access to twitter he'd be king.

>>79093442
Celebs read 4chan posts when?
>Chris Pine is a gay nigger cuckold who serves the Jews.

>>79106444
That would be funny if Munroe wasn't literal garbage, and Ellis wasn't the greatest living American writer after Joan Didion. Norm's half-amusing but he's a tasteless piece of shit.

>>79108479
itd just be 100 variations of >>79093608

>>79102693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd0AdArPjqU

you'll like this

>>79094757
Me in graduate school

>>79108369
Apparently Slick Willie used to go on BBS's and shitpost his presidential ass off when he wasn't railing sluts or jamming on his saxophone.

>>79108502

Congratulations Anon, you have the shittiest taste on 4chan. Impressive. Now fuck off back to /lit/ with the rest of the Lit 101 dropouts and get your fucking shinebox.

>>79108502
>BEE
>a third rate Pynchon imitator
>even coming close to one of the greatest contemporary short story writers

Joan Didion is pretty great though

>>79106444

>Greatest writer alive

But shes not Murakami Norm you utter pleb

>>79093442
i'd love to put my cock in redmayne's mouth just to help him figure out the answer to that question desu

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>>79097714

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>>79093442
>I wonder how many cocks Eddie Redmayne can fit in his mouth all at once?

I'd wager at least 3 or 4.

>>79110093

It really depends on the circumference of the cocks in question. I mean he could probably fit like 7-10 tiny dicks in there, but if we're talking meaty man dicks I doubt he's gonna do more than 2-3 unless we break his jaw.

>>79110178
>but if we're talking meaty man dicks I doubt he's gonna do more than 2-3 unless we break his jaw

You're underestimating just how wide Redmayne's mouth is.

>>79105817
>Dude Trump was the birth cert guy from the first election

Wrong. You're thinking of Hillary and her '08 team

>>79098048
why do so many black people have gap teeth?

>>79109642
Hahaha

>>79110416
Poor people don't get braces or go to the dentist.

>>79097635
>amy poehler a cute

This

>>79110093
between the width of his mouth and the thickness of his lips, he must give the best blowjobs of all time. I must admit I'm curious about what it would be like to fuck his mouth

no homo

>>79110819
If he trapped I'd definitely let him suck my dick, because then it wouldn't be gay.

>>79108419
>Jackson on twitter
Yeah right. He'd meet you face-to-face and fucking kill you instead of being a braindead shitposter.

>>79110868
kek that was Big Black from Rob and Big that made that tweet.

Someone post the Kiefer Sutherland one.
;_;

>>79110977

kek

>>79106679
Completely true.

>>79101011
>I would have to stop swearing
>But then again fuck that
relatable

>>79095521
Amazing

>>79106444
Norm on that white knight shit.
>>79109158
>Murakami
gross

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>>79093442
The one where Barracks Obahamas reads Doland Drumpf's tweet that he'll go down as the worst president, then the God Saviour BarOba smugly says he'll at least go down as having been a president, then DonDru wins the presidency and therein lies the punchline. It a make a me olaf 'ertyme.

>>79097442
>2013+4
>still using le ironically

>>79094414
That's funny because he's probably the best president we ever had. We were so much better with him in office. He was also respectable and not an orange, tiny handed clown with a toupe.

>>79112804
>because he's probably the best president we ever had.
errr....no anon just anon. You know that Bill Clinton wasn't the first one right?

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>>79093498
ABSOLUTELY
GORMLESS

>>79112804
>That's funny because he's probably the best president we ever had.

As you get older, graduate college, and learn a little more history, you'll realize he was just 8 more years of Carter. A hectoring moralist that didn't actually accomplish anything.

>>79112875
>errr....no anon just anon.
He was great.

>>79113002
*Shrugs*
He was alright. But probably the best ever is reaching.

>>79110093
>redmayne with black hair

that just looks wrong.

if we're talking black cocks he'd only fit 2, but if it were white cocks maybe around 6.

>>79112996
Carter was a good man, pls no bully.

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>>79113104
I dunno, I kinda like him with black hair.

>>79094757
this one's great

>>79094757
kek