APOLOGIZE

>>79088401
>It makes no fucking sense
>blockages, combined with her taking the medications Adderall, Xanax and the pain medication fentanyl,
Hmm...

not a bad combo desu

>>79088401

that copypasta about how he suffocated her with a used condom was pretty great.

>taking adderall and fentanyl when you have a kid
wtf what a cunt

>>79088452
thats my head canon, anyways

Has he ever been in anything except King of Queens?

Had a good laugh when some realtor mocked him for being widowed.

>>79088509
Ratatouille and Big Fan are good. He was also a really good comic who was very influential in the alt comedy scene but he's kind of lost a step in stand up in recent years.

>>79088509
He did stand up specials and stuff.

>>79088509
Agents of Shield
Narrates The Goldbergs
Does a long monologue in Parks and Rec about Star Wars
Episode of Dollhouse where he plays one of the "dolls" to act like his wife

Top kek
>Sure she was taking what equates to a speedball with some xanax for extra heart stopping measure but it just doesn't make sense!

I hate this cunt so fucking much, fat shit should have been the one to die, about a day after his wife.

>>79088401

Someone post the Hillary tweet, you all know the one

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he was pretty good as the highschool loser in Young Adult

he hooks up with a prime charlize theron

>>79088401
>blockages,

What?

It seems like people are mad at him because his wife died? Pretty fucked up shit

>>79088692
no because he's a whiny knee high butterball libfag

>>79088692
They are mad at him because they all know what actually happened, but they can't prove it.

>>79088692
People are mad at him because the election turned him into a vile faggot. It's totally fine that he dislikes Trump and likes Hillary but to act like everyone that doesn't align with him is a brain dead hick who doesn't know any better is gross and insulting. He was so fucking smug about it too.
t. No longer a fan.

>>79088692
/tv/ projects their own insecurities on celebrities they don't like.

>>79088692
He also praised/ retweeted ISIS for threatening to target Trump's buildings in Arab countries.

>>79088401
>realize you married and birthed a child to a 5'3" numale who receives income based on Star Wars and fart jokes
>kill yourself

Seems to make sense to me

>>79088542
go to bed patton you widow faggot

>>79088756
The issue is that, instead of exiting stage left, most modern day women would get a divorce and bleed him dry.

>>79088739
Everyone who does like Trump is a brain dead hick who doesn't know any better.

>>79088835
you got a problem with the proletariat, bootlicker?

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>>79088692
Hes just rationalizing his wife's death

Everyone who loses someone suddenly thinks something was off about their death

When my friend shot himself I thought maybe there's a possibility he robbed a coke dealer or his brother framed it or something

Grief is weird

>>79088835
I've never met a masculine white male Democrat voter in my entire life

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>>79088835
>hicks

>>79088542
i hate in when comics i like get married and have kids and all their comedy turns into dad humor

>>79088860
>>79088868
Only rural rednecks and suburban retards voted for Trump. All city people voted for Hillary.

>>79088509
He thought KFC bowls were a ridiculous idea.

>>79088868
LOL you're still posting the same comments how many months later? Dude you have autism.

>>79088739
He was always a fucking smug piece of shit who acted like everyone that doesn't align with him is a brain dead hick. Many years before the elections. Elections didn't turn him into a vile faggot; it's just that it became noticeable for those who didn't know it already.

>>79088868
I'm 6 and a half feet tall, 300 pounds with a beard,a hairy chest, and hand tattoos and all I do is shotgun beers, smoke unfiltered cigarettes, and fuck 19 year old girls and am just generally very masculine

I also haven't worn a shirt for three days

im a democrat, maybe even liberal

not a voter, but, still

>>79088868
I've never met a feminist who is either a lesbian or a cocksucker.

>>79088998
You're a fat retarded degenerate is what you are

>>79088998
>not a voter

So you don't count. How you feel means literally nothing.

>>79089037
totally

but a masculine fat retarded degenerate

which is probably more than you can say faggot

>>79088552
>Episode of Dollhouse where he plays one of the "dolls" to act like his wife
Maybe he could do that again
I don't know if they make realdolls that fat though

>>79089063
i would vote if I didn't beat two men almost to death eight years ago

>>79088868
You never met a union worker?

>>79088835
T H I S! Only rural and suburban retards voted for drumpf. City people voted for Hilldawg! In all seriousness though we can't let this half-rotten pumpkin clown get the nuclear codes.

>>79089066
>be fatass with unhealthy habits
>call it masculine because you heard it in a Toby Keith song

Top zoozlezozzle you fat faggot.

If you can run 1 mile in under 12 fucking minutes I'd consider you a a boy at least and not an androgynous fat piece of shit

>>79089095
Union workers are still like 42-58 split on the highest end, I swear people don't look at percentages. They just repeat bullshit.

>>79088552
>Episode of Dollhouse where he plays one of the "dolls" to act like his wife

Potential pottery?

>>79089110
does having wide hips and managing a Wendy's really upset you so much you have to use 4chan as a medium

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>>79089095
I'm sure he hasn't met very many people in general outside of the occasional maintenance worker who comes to his parent's house.

Remember anon, you're posting with the most self-loathing dregs of society on here.

>>79089154
>trying to talk down to someone at 300 lbs of dogshit

wew

>>79088894
I wonder how many celebrities publicly hated Trump but actually voted for him.

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>>79089188

I had fentanyl before when I had major surgery just to put me under

How the fuck do you take it recreationally?

It's meant to be 100x stronger than morphine

>>79089145
I'm not arguing the percentage that vote Democrat or Republican.

>>79089172
Looking up posts just shows you're here equally as much if not more so since you've encountered them, an average of one every 3 weeks

>>79088868
That's because you don't go outside. Furthermore, calling us girly men does not change the fact that trump is a monstrous failure and anyone who seriously thinks he has americas best interests at heart is simply fucking stupid.

Why would the wife of a millionaire take the cheapest, shittiest alternative to an already terrible street drug?

>>79089222
I actually haven't posted here since before the New Year. But I still recognize some anons who must be literally every night, especially when they make the exact same comments over 50 times.

>>79089210
But you didn't you fat fucking tard, kek
Literally 300 fucking pounds, how grotesque

>>79089218
by cutting it with heroin lol

it's a really shitty high, it's like some weird imitation heroin where the comfy warm "grandmas house" feeling is replaced by nausea and sleeping

not even the good opiate nausea either

Every white democrat I've met is at least 2 of the following

Fat
Manlet
Bald(ing)
Poor eyesight

>>79089246
agreed

>>79088998
This has to be a copypasta.

>>79089219
It needs to be stated since it isn't a full do or die thing.
It's like saying Minnesota is a Democrat hotbed even though it's like 49-51 and whites majority vote Republican there.

>>79089227
When you say it like that it's like Hillary really won in the end.

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>>79088401
LEAVE PATTON ALONE

>>79089218
it's all relative, milligrams vs micrograms.

>>79088509
A season and a few other episodes of Justified

>>79089229
It's in a patch form to last all day

It's very likely she slapped on the patch that morning, worked on her all night taking adderall to stay awake, then before going to bed she forgot to take the patch off and took some xanax to sleep

it's real potent shit, chewing one of the patches will kill someone with no tolerance

>>79089261
You seems pretty chill to me anon, this guy trying to tear you down and you not give a fuck

>>79089095

Kek

Good one

Who /teamster/ here

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>>79089269
Fuck him. Hope his kid dies too.

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>>79089246

>>79089227
wtf im a #shillforhill now!

>>79089208
only the ones that publicly stated they'd move to canada if trump was elected, so probably all of them
actors are after all professional liars

>>79089066
Have fun with your very manly heart attack

>>79089268
Minnesota is a flyover shithole

>>79088401
Why doesn't he join her?

>>79089227
>failure
>doing exactly what he said he was gonna do

Liberalism is a mental disorder

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>>79089380
t. Coastlet

Keep that chip on your shoulder brohan

>>79089378
well that depends, will it be induced from a poor diet or from heavy cocaine usage

im ok with either but one scenario is an endorphin rush to my demise and one gets me a bypass or a sick ass robot heart

>>79089396
>he's actually a t. flyover fatbody

HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>>79089378
>>79089066

I commented at the wrong guy lel

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F L Y O V E R
L
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V
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>>79089415
Can't hear you down there Tiny Tim.
Just see the chip.

>>79089322
STOP IT

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>>79089436
>flyover banter

>>79088509
Young Adult and Justified are good.

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Fentanyl

>>79089459
>being this insecure
Top jejjington tiny Tim

>inb4 "w-were tall, it's just all our brown people!"
Top kek

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>>79089481
Better get those planes high enough to get over all that useless terrain!

>Fentanyl is 50 to 100 times more potent than morphine.[7]

>>79088452
>>79088489
Post pls

>>79089500
Why so angry at a supposedly irrelevant place, Tiny Tim?

Manlet rage?

ITT: Flyover faggots getting BTFO

>>79088868
Especially in terms of Hollywood. All the Republican or Conservative actors are bastions of masculinity. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dwayne Johnson, Sylvester Stallone, Clint Eastwood, Robert Duvall, Bruce Willis, John Wayne, Charlton Heston, 6'5 Vince Vaughn, Mel Gibson, Gary Sinise, Tom Berenger, Jim Caviezel, Kurt Russel, Kevin Sorbo, et cetera.

While on the left, you have your Patton Oswalt, Woody Allen, Seth Rogen, Quentin Tarantino, Seth MacFarlane, Michael Moore, Jon Stewart, Michael Cera, Jim Parsons, etc.

>>79089500
It can't be all that useless, it just elected the leader of the free world.

>>79089535
IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE, SHE WAS JUST A FAT HAPPY GIRL

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>>79088926
>won in states with strong liberal cities.
>only rural rednecks voted for him

Surely makes the gray matter wrinkle.

Susan! Get me 5000cc's of white wine.

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>Tfw I'm a Mexican American in los angeles that voted trump because I'm woke af

I just want to see trump send the illegal aliens back and see liberals cry in hysteria.

>>79089562
But what about 50 cent, Kevin spacey, George Clooney, Tommy Lee jones, Jake gylennhaal, Bruce Springsteen, Alec Baldwin, brad pitt and ben affleck are all democrats

most of your list is just impulsive, and stupid but with big muscles

>>79089670
>nig felon, homosexual, delusional Hollywood mind, old asshole, Jake Gylenhall, old dusty drug addict musician, Alec Baldwin, Brad "wife's son" Pitt, Ben Al-Afiki

>>79089736
legitimately lol'd

Thanks anon

>>79089736
10/10

>>79088401
>medications
>Adderall,
>fentanyl

What the fuck, was her doctor Russian? Was Krokodil and meldonium next on the list?

And honestly I've never seen a white woman taking Xanax as "medication".

>>79088998
nice power fantasies dude.

>>79089670
50 Cent is a conservative.

Kevin Spacey has been ducking gay claims his entire career, there's literally nothing tough about him. He's never even taken a tough role. Se7en, House of Cards, Usual Suspects, he plays a bad guy, but never a tough guy.

George Clooney? Brad Pitt? Those're faces, but not names that make you think tough actors.

If you classify Jones, probably the picture example of a centrist as a leftist, you're nuts. He's a 70 year old Texan who lives quietly on a ranch who refuses to talk politics or force his beliefs on anyone. At best, he was roommates with Al Gore 50 years ago and made some donations for specific Democrat platforms he agreed with.

Baldwin and Springsteen are both classic liberals which the party left behind a loooong time ago. How do you misconstrue a tough Irishman calling people faggots and punching out folks on the street, and a man made famous for writing patriotic pro-American conservative songs as the face of the current left? They might even still cling to their party, but they are the exact representation of everything their party hates and fights against.

>>79088401
>Adderall, Xanax and the pain medication fentanyl
>mixing uppers and downers
Though seriously what the fuck was this lady trying to do?

>>79089841
Escape her manlet husband.

>>79089841
feel normal sadly

>>79089841
Kill herself probably.

>>79089828

I'll give you Baldwin but (((Springsteen))) has always been a Jew LARPing as some kind of blue collar goy, it was an effective tactic back in the 80s when the majority of blue collar workers in the USA were white men.

There is nothing classically liberal about them, Baldwin is a shill in it for the money and Springsteen is a Jew doing it to benefit his tribe.

>>79089828
>>50 Cent is a conservative.

50 Cent is a convicted felon he cannot vote.

And conservatives are not republicans. At least not any more.

>>79089841
find carcosa

>>79089218
Bro celebrities, even d listers and their spouses, can get prescribed anything they want. Go look up "speedball" and look at the "notable deaths" section.

>>79089900
>it was an effective tactic back in the 80s when the majority of blue collar workers in the USA were white men.

I dont this fact has changed, its just that the culture perception has changed.

>>79089971
I can't wait for bromodol to make it into the drug trade

Afaik it's still unscheduled and 500x the potency of morphine

There's actually a ridiculous amount of unscheduled opioids with potencies so high that skin contact would kill

>>79088401
MY WIFE'S CONFLICTING DRUG COCKTAIL CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THIS DEADLY

>>79089995

That majority white blue collar workforce will die with the Boomers.

Gen X right on down can't make a living working with their hands, at least not in the way you could in the post war era.

>>79088998
You sound like an overcompensating closet fag 2bh

>>79090098
I fucked a guy in a pool once

that was cool I guess

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>>79090011
Jesus fuck wouldn't that basically just be poison at that point?

>>79090183
Essentially, apparently some officers got fucked up from just handling the bag of this shit

It'll hit market eventually, you could turn 1 gram of heroin into 500, prices will plummet

And whoever starts this will go down in history as one of the worst people on earth

>>79089412
None of this shit you keep posting is impressive or intimidating.

>>79090253
(translators note: a gram of decent heroin is about $80, and will last a heavy user about two days)

>>79090337
>decent heroin

Isn't any heroin that doesn't kill you decent heroin

>>79088509
Reno 911.

>>79090449
the highs are different, good heroin will relax every bone and muscle in your body, make your stomach feel warm and happy, lights will glow a little softer and birds sing a little better, you'll wanna talk and just feel really really good, it's like a pleasant visit to your warm grandmas house during the holidays and your only job is to sit around watching comfy specials and eat

Heroin cut with fent is like a dirty trip to a house show, that feeling of comfort is replaced by almost an ache in your bones, like sitting down after being on your feet all day, the warm blanket in your stomach is more like rough jail sheets as you try not to vomit from the television being too loud, you're having fun but if given the option you would be somewhere else

Good heroin is also brown while fentcut has a tendency to be grey or look like chipped off drywall

why do people think he murdered her?

>>79088710
>a whiny knee high butterball libfag
ur a poet

>>79090624
also fentanyl mixes much much worse with other drugs, I had a line of cut H and had two beers over an hour before and within 20 minutes I was vomiting in my yard and nodding out

It's bad news bears but it's more drugs for cheaper so I guess that's uh good for addicts, means they have to steal less shit I guess

>>79090624
Heroin feels that good? Sounds like it should be regulated then, so bad stuff isn't produced.

Was Patton's wife taking all this for fun or did she have... prescriptions for this? Asking for a liberal friend

>>79090727
It really should be, heroin addicts very much so can be functioning members of society, but it's when they are persecuted and their lives ripped apart over a substance is where they get fucked. The average American is about one or two paychecks away from homelessness, you get pulled over sober with a needle case, and a personal bag you're now a felon with a bond of thousands of dollars, you'll be in jail for weeks waiting trial then will probably be sentenced to a few months in county, plus fines and court costs.


Now you're a felon who's dog just starved to death, you're evicted from your apartment, car is impounded and will cost literally thousands to get out since you were in jail (it's about $50 a day), you have no job, your landlord hawked all your shit since you disappeared so now what?

it's a fucked system

it makes perfect sense: Patton Oswalt killed his wife. on purpose.

>>79091447
Brian Posehn as big wiz

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>>79088509
He was the clerk in the video store in an episode of Seinfeld.

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Your wife was poisoning herself with all that LITERAL poison and you just let it happen. Now she's dead. Good job Patton, good job.

How did this fat unfunny load ever convince a woman to marry him . She probably committed suicide to be free of him.

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>>79088894
>hicks
I thought he liked Trump

>>79088739
i can't believe 4chan is more edgy than jim goad, yet we don't even get paid for being edgy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6M5jojVdo4

>>79088401
She was killed by the golden state killer

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>>79090012
I'd watch it.

she needed all those drugs to bang patton

>>79088509
Check out Space Cop if you really want to see his talents.

>>79088401
Anti psychs make you extremely constipated

>>79092575
fentanyl makes you:
a junkie (check)
a bad mother (check)
dead (check)

>>79091447
I actually like Jedi Mind Tricks / Vinnie Paz though.

>>79088692
Well yeah it's his fault. She needed to be on all of those drugs so she could put up with his shit. You're the fucked up little shit for not understanding that.

>>79089670
None of those people are bastions of masculinity, you dumbshit. Not even close. It's like your'e trying to make his argument stronger. Fucking retarded lefitsts.

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>becoming a junkie just because your doctor says it's okay

sure did turn out well for Elvis, so why not her too?

>>79092901
>None of those people are bastions of masculinity

Not that guy but please elaborate on how John Wayne and Vince Vaughn are 'bastions of masculinity' in comparison to any of those. You sound like a guy using politics like fucking football.

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>>79088998
Loving this post.

>>79088401

> my wifes death

KEKED BY DEATH

>>79088401
>don't talk shit to me or my wife's death again

>>79088401

how can you take all those at once and not die the first time

>>79089227
>trump is a monstrous failure
he won the election and is fulfilling all of his promises.

>>79089227
#hamforHer

>>79088998
> obese alcoholic fucks prime teen pussy

Is that what being a Democrat gets you? Is that why all these numales become democrats?

>>79089392
>bruteforcing with executive orders
>same shit Obama did at the start of his presidency
>same shit George Bush Jr did

Wow, how new! Never been done before! Finally a politician who does what he claims to do!!!!! :^)))))) - t. People under 18

>>79093895

trump won

>>79088401

>Xanies, Adderal and Smack

What kind of fucking junkie degenerate did he marry?

why would you mix xanax and adderal

>>79089227

>failure
For you. Look I understand your frustration but liberalism isn't the norm, and isn't the inevitable destiny of this nation like you were told it was. Our nation's success is nor determined by his Liberal it is.

Bitch, anybody on fucking fentanyl is a goddamn junkie or on some "he's dying and in excruciating agony, who gives a shit" pain.

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>>79093895

>Being this much of a triggered nigger

>>79093946
Yes. And sky is blue?

Nice assumption on what my political affiliation is, projecting moron.

>>79094524
>no one can say anything bad about my cult otherwise they are irrational (i.e. triggered/butthurt/discriminatory)

Hmm, doesn't remind me of SJWs or Islamism at all. Keep sucking Trump's cock, gobble gobble.

>>79093895

Fuck off Patton. I'd kill myself again if i was your wife.

>>79088401
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

This generation's OJ. Patton is tangerine.