Actual Shrek thread. Memes are slightly recommended. How does

>>79084269
SOMEBODY

ONCE

>>79084269
I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its shrek
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"
Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love Shrek is life.

>>79084269
I rewatched it recently and eddie murphy is the only one who still makes me laugh

>>79084269
Fuck u fukhead

Shrek 2 is legitimately one of my favourite animated movies, and I can't discuss it because of these shitty memes.

>>79084541
Shrek 2 is good. Shrek 1's animation is really stiff, 2 is an improvement in every way.

>>79084541
What do you like about it?

Okay, i'll tell you!
...Do you know the muffin man?

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>>79084269

Why does Dreamworks always make at least one sequel too many?

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>>79084668
Everyone does.

>>79084704
I'm looking forward to this new edginess in animation.

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>>79084704
KINO
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>>79084704
Is there anyone out there who doesn't think this is a massive bait and switch? Disney's probably worried that everyone's sick of Cars so they have to trick people into thinking this one will be different.

>>79086219
no doubt
just look at the good dinosaur

redpill me on Mike Myers.

Is he doing anything besides Shrek?

>>79086884
ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI

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>>79084541
That whole Knights scene and the mission impossible spoof never cease to crack me up.

Shrek 2 > Shrek > Shrek 3 > Shrek the Halls > Shrek in 4D at Universal Studios > Shrek: The Game > Shrek 4

>>79084905
audible chuckle

>>79087214
Put more of this >>>>>>>>>>>>>> between Shrek 1 and 3 and it's perfect

>>79086884
His voice is actually awful for this character. Russian dub voice is much better.

So /tv/, human Fiona or ogre Fiona?

It peaked at the gingerbread man scene.
nothing can top it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpBJih02aYU

Shrek is legitimately my go to feel good movie. If I'm having a shitty day I'll come home and just put it on as background static. It makes me feel like it's summer of 2001 again and everything's alright.
AND THEN I SAW HER FACE
NOW I'M A BELIEVER

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>Best Years of Our Lives by Baha Men starts playing

>>79084292
>>79084316
>>79084327


I'm glad we could get that all out of the way early

>>79084292
>>79084316

Serious question: Why is this a meme? I never bothered clicking any of those threads, and when I rewatched the movie yesterday I found nothing really funny or memeworthy about that opening song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lB_tXuOzc

A 2 is fine too.

3 was hot garbage. I don't even want to think about anything that came after.

>the hypest shit

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>>79087592
Why, human of course.

>>79084609
The muffin man?

https://youtu.be/aWLiZhdvZ_Y

>the CGI held up

Kek

>>79088318
THE MUFFIN MAN!

>>79087292
Shrek 3 was still good

>>79086219
Absolutely. Make all the dramatic slow mo trailers you want. Larry the cable guy is still going to be in it.

>>79087681
Me and my friends quote the gingerbread man bit all the time.

That and
>Some you may die but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make