webm thread

Give me any scene from any episode of The Sopranos, The Shield, or The Wire and I'll make a WebM of it and post it ITT. Or name a movie and I'll see if I have it in my collection.

>>79078784
"Watch it Chrissy!"

>>79079209
>A man with one arm can climb a wall
Jesus! Whats my excuse

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>>79079242
One arm and one leg

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oc

>>79080228
noah is more of a qt

>>79079209
stupid fucking cunt

>>79080282
I love these zoom in shots. You see them a lot in 70s movies. They should use them again!

>>79080362
they do, mostly in action movies, and they're horrible.

>>79080426
If you exaggerate them a lot then yes, I agree (Black Dynamite, for example). But other movies used them, and they were effective (Deep Red, Theater of Blood, The Shining)

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>>79080257

>>79078277

I have no idea who made that webm, but he deserves a good life.

>>79080362
>>79080471
There's something unintentionally humorous about them that always throws me. Probably how anomalous they are in film history overall, only the one decade really used them

>>79081221
Yeah, every time they happen I chuckle. Just reminded me of another film that used it, The Untouchables in the baby cart shootout scene.

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>>79079000
this is up there with that one fargo webm for sheer consistency in webm threads

there is already a webm thread

>>79081411
Cute bum

>>79079873
damn. natalie still got it

>>79078784
The finale of The Shield when Vic looks at the photographs of the strike team and his family and his eyes start getting misty

>>79079000
this scene was cool but this movie was one of the gayest most ridiculously bad sequels ever

>>79078277
thats a really old webm

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>>79078277
>2 webm threads at same time, been awhile.

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>>79085740

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>>79085800
oops

>>79078784
Forest Whitaker freaking out when he finds out that Vic fucked his wife.

>>79079873
what's this from?

>>79085957
To Live and Die in L.A. is pure kino

>>79086271
>tfw no mentally ill Jewfu gf

>>7906335
MODS

>>79086456
MUH DOG

>>79086451
>bunch of white men are trump supporters

wooow

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>>79086511
Huuuuugh muh dodge

>>79086572
That's the world we live in now. I dropped out of this semester and spent the student loan on getting a gun and taking lessons. If there Trump supporting losers want to come for my brown neighbors, they'll need to get through me.

tee hee i am going to post a youtube video instead of a webm XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

LE TROLLED

>>79086604
Why didn't he just bury it sooner?

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Well shit.....I fucked this webm up, but whatever.

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>>79087287
Almost. Fuck 4chins 3mb limit.

>>79087607
>>79087287
don't tell me you're using webm for retards

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>>79087607

Yeah I wish /tv/ would get a filesize increase like /gif/ and /wsg/ do

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>>79079327

>>79086456
this movie is pretty depressing

>>79087644
What's the non retard webm converter?

and what the fuck is this captcha, holy shit.

>>79087762
ffmpeg

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>>79087762

>>79087751
It is, it has no real ending.

>>79087653
*record scratch* Yep, that's me

>>79087793

It was more of a "thank goodness we don't do that anymore".

>>79087653
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*

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>>79087788

>not using legacy captcha

practice your typing skills, ya bum

>>79087840
why did he beat up the bike guy? also how do you even change what sort of captcha you use

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>>79087884
>why did he beat up the bike guy?

He's black Bond is posing as an assassin the guy has never met in person

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>>79087840
>James Bond
Fuck sake...he just punched a motorbike in the air. Why did you even take the time to post this dumb shit?

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>>79087971

Yeah he "punched" it alright!

>>79087971
I think he's supposed to lifting it up slightly while causing the guy to rev the throttle so it flips back on him (I don't know shit about bikes, so that's probably the wrong terminology), but yeah it looks bad

>>79087934
Jesus, whoever did Fonda's makeup in that scene deserves a medal. He would have been in his 60's here yet he looks closer to late 30's early 40's

>>79088076
when you increase throttle the way he did to that bike it causes them to flip because of traction

>>79087779
dis

>>79088111
What by hitting the throttle from the back?
Why argue, James Bond is pure fantasy. It's just spyshit instead of capeshit nonsense.

>>79088193
I like to think of them as just filled with liquid, so you could hear them sloshing as she walks by

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>>79088204
that's how you increase the throttle

>>79088204
>What by hitting the throttle from the back?
what did you mean by this

>>79088580
You have to hold it to throttle up, not punch it.

>>79088348
went from 0 to gone girl real quick

>>79088618
Just watched it again, he slaps it. Which could conceivably move the throttle, but I think he slaps from the wrong direction.

>>79088707
How did she ever get a job after those lackluster LOST performances? Plank and fucking wooden.

>>79086456
hdrip, are you fucking kidding me?

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>>79088775

>How did she ever get a job after those lackluster LOST performances?

How indeed..

>>79088790
you fucked up aspect ratio

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>>79088919
Funny ant version

>>79088949
Sharpe in the poopie

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>>79089057
Damn, I should change the filename to that

>>79088995
english "humor"

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>>79089103
British/American, according to the wiki
It flopped anyway

>>79088831

That's exactly how the source I made the webm from, blame them not me.

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>>79089162
Personally I sympathize, I've found a few vids like that

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>>79089086
Holy mother of god that cleavage!!!!!

Anyways my clip is kind of useless here. Why no sound /tv/. Best line of all time.

Good evening. How are you?
May I present to you my wife Gertrud?
- My love, Doktor Mengele.
- It is such an honour meeting you!
We're here on a little second honeymoon.
You're supposed to be in Kristianstad
getting ready to kill Oscarsson.
Traitor!
No!
He betrayed me!
He betrayed you!
He betrayed the Aryan race!
Get a doctor!
I am a doctor, idiot!
Don't you come near him!
Shut up, you ugly bitch!

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>>79089301
yum

>>79089103
That was an English film with forced American humor. Blame the American financiers.

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>>79089329
that episode is one of the finest 80's parodies every put on screen

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>>79089347
>Holy mother of god that cleavage!!!!!
Regency gowns make a poor/average bust look great, and a great bust look fantastic

>>79089198
I wanted to like like this soooo much. What I got was a bunch of gay as fuck pirates mixed in with a bunch of female gay as fuck pirates.

The whole thing was gay as fuck.

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>>79089347
I love that movie, Peck is amazing. If you don't mind a bit of advice anon, it would probably work better as 1280x720.

>>79089400
Regency bitches had underwire wonderbras of the day. I don't care if it's push up. It's hot as fuck.

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>>79089486
>I don't care if it's push up. It's hot as fuck.
Yes. Yes it is.

>>79089460
If I knew where you lived, I'd hunt you down and fucking kill you, you cum guzzling Hobbit loving mongoloid. You and all your offspring should be euthanized.

If Hitler were alive today, you'd be the first in the oven. Those films are fucking absolutely abominable. Kill yourself.


Just kidding, I wouldn't kill your offspring. That would be a mismanagement of human resources.

>>79079873
sauce?

>>79086155
Always failed to see why this was funny

>>79089697

The music is really what makes it, also that entire role is so counter to what you'd expect from Tom Cruise, even counting his Austin Powers cameo, and it's even more hilarious that he created the character from the ground up.

>>79087287
>>79087607
Movie?

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>>79089471
Yeh my bad, I fucking love that film though. I only watched it recently as I thought it was just a shit 70's film about Nazis (the boys) in Brazil.

I had no idea it had a sci-fi vibe and was actually about "boys" from Brazil. It's a total classic. The only thing that let's it down is the "boy" actor. Fucking almost ruins the whole thing.

The book was even better.

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>>79089162
you could have fixed it back when making the webm

>>79088246
Real tits are very fluid, not those round rocks that would kill you if you ran into them too fast.

>>79089821

get over it

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>>79089799
>The only thing that let's it down is the "boy" actor. Fucking almost ruins the whole thing.
I know what you mean, he's such an important part of that crucial final scene, and he really brings it down. It's worth noting that he never acted in anything else.

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>>79089837
i can't

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I'm surprised there aren't more webms from Ash vs Evil Dead. I guess nobody watches it. I don't make them because I suck at making webms.

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>>79089909
I have seen a couple, but not a lot

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>>79089970
victor a cute!

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>>79089909

>>79079209
>filename
Nice.

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>>79090030
use higher bitrate

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>>79089942
I really want one of that certain moment in The Morgue episode

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>>79089798
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384369/reference

A good film, just a lackluster ending you can see coming a mile off.

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>>79090104

How could duct tape betray me like this...and poor Bruce, I can still remember his audiobook where he complained about how much he hates the fake blood they use for evil dead because of its smell and taste

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>>79090104
dose DDaddarios

>>79090177
Will she ever show them again boys?

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>>79090150
>he hates the fake blood they use for evil dead because of its smell and taste
lol

I love it when they use the practical effects on the show. It really hides the budget limitations. The cg splashes stick out like a sore thumb. Super underrated show. It feels like no one watches it.

>>79089987
AAAAAGGHHHHaa ha ha ha I wish I was 12 again so I could find banal capeshit humor funny.

No I really don't.

>>79086456
ur a big guy

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>>79090249
She's got a whole bunch of projects coming up, so who knows.

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>>79090249

We saw them at their peak, all I really want now is for her to dress as Wonder Woman for this year's Halloween

>>79087653
>white baby

>>79090301
How the fuck did you get that quality webm?

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>>79090301
Lets be honest, she should have been cast as WW.

>>79090301
>>79090301
>>79090333
Who is this man fat extractor?

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>>79090261

Season 2 definitely had a lot more practical stuff than S1, and I believe it's been renewed for like 2 more seasons. It has some issues character and plot wise but it's just such a joy to see Bruce on screen, I honestly think he acts circles around most big name celebs.

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>>79090372
The same as this one >>79090104 >>79090177 >>79090222

>>79090330

Wish I could take credit for it, so no clue. I'm sure xmedia might be the culprit

>>79090321

They still exist and will continue to exist, you bastard.

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I saw a webm on here a long while ago and I can't seem to find it. Its pretty dark (and may be raining). This woman is laying down with a bomb strapped around her and right before it goes off, this alien thing fucks her in the mouth. Its so fucking weird/funny and I need to know the movie.

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>>79090438
>>79090330
very short webm, half the image out of focus

>>79090478
Well how the fuck did you get THAT webm. What is this, some sort of secret club?

>>79090443
Feast, or is it Feast 2?

>>79090417
Thank you Judy

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>U.K. broadcaster Jason Solomons wrote in a 2009 column that Bay had Megan Fox wash his (unspecified) Ferrari at his home as part of her audition for her role in the first Transformers movie. And since Bay was doing "official" auditions, he apparently recorded every minute of it.

>Solomons reportedly asked Fox if she knew where the footage was, and he says she was unsure, adding that she was "concerned" as to where it may be. According to Solomons, Bay all but confirmed the tape's existence, allegedly saying "Er, I don't know where it is either" when asked by the broadcaster.

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>>79090512
Can't find the scene but it looks like you might be right. Thanks anon.

>>79090643
http://www.joblo.com/videos/movie-clips/horrorwhores99

2 sec in google

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>>79090438
learn2ffmpeg

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>>79090599
what a fucking creep.

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>>79090775
<3

>>79088348
>both effectively fully dressed
>she's grinding her thighs against the sides of his hips, her crotch which is positioned over her stomach isn't even touching him
What the fuck how is this meant to be remotely sexual

>>79086451
I love Vince Vaughn's reaction. He looks like an old school gangster weighing up in his head how he's going to off her.

>>79090830

Even with the weird sexual undercurrent that is pretty sweet

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>Stripped still not available online anyway
This is a crime against humanity, senpaitachi

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>>79091065
>anyway
*anywhere

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>>79091065

>>79091086
Do people name this webm that after saving it as a joke or have you been the same guy posting the same webm in webm threads for months now? Either way it's autism but at least one isn't AS bad.

>>79091065
GODDAMN

>>79087971
>>79088076
>>79088111
>>79088343
You fucking dumb dumbs
Hit hit his left hand, the hand holding the clutch

He was sitting there in gear, you let off the clutch while sitting straight up and then only holding the throttle, you would easily throw the bike in the dirt.

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>>79091157
>posting the same webm in webm threads for months now
According to the archive it's been posted five times in the past four months, which does make me wonder what you're on about.

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>>79091257
Generally I try to avoid reposts but hey, it's a nice webm.

>>79086572
Vigo isn't. He's a self confessed Bernie supporter.

>>79086215
baby fucking jesus, this girl man...

>>79089417
Sounds like you have a bit of a fag problem.

>>79091380

She's chubby now, and that's ok, fat jewish girls are fine too

>>79091390
I got 99 problems but a fag aint one

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>>79091301
Considering that he's a Carpathian prince I thought he might have been more right-wing

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>>79091380
I know right

>>79091409
She became literally perfect

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ssss

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>>79091458
Guillory>Miller
Not a bad movie Layer Cake, it was like Craig's rehearsal for Bond

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>>79091456

>>79079242
That missing leg means he weighs a lot less than you

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>>79091456
>>79091491
Think she'll be back in S2? The post-credits scene seemed to suggest so.

>>79086271
>that slight head tilt when she realises what is happening
>"......i bet the fucking Jews did this"

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>Kylie is single again
Clearly the universe is conspiring to drive her into my arms

>>79091570
>>"......i bet the fucking Jews did this"

Anon, I..

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>>79078277

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>>79091587
I thought he was being ironic

>>79091558
>The post-credits scene seemed to suggest so.
what?

>>79091409
true
and the percentage of girls who keep cute while fat are very low, like 1%

>>79091599
n a post-credits scene guards close in on Armistice and she resorts to cutting off her arm. The sight of her all covered in blood gives the guards pause, and she advances as the screen goes black.

>>79091599
>>79091618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uk5Aj-HabA

>>79091618
didn't remember it was post credit

>>79080471
It was pretty good in Django Unchained

>>79086572
They wouldn't be Trump supporters if someone didn't incite them and start a Jihad against them.
But you just had to do it, and now you are facing the consequences.

>>79091598
>last post before image limit is Kylie

doing god's work

>>79091842
I have dozens of Kylie webms, she's my waifu. I've been thinking of starting a thread about here; but if I did it on /wsg/ it would probably get deleted because they're so strict on the SFW thing, and if I did it on /gif/ it would just 404 in hours thanks to the torrent of crap there. So instead I'll save them for my /tv/ bros.

>>79091868
Make a new webm thread then and share

Intersperse them with other stuff so nobody catches on

start a new thread someone
im not good on creating threads

>>79092004

>>79092004

>>79092004

>>79091889
I will put them in a rar and upload them anon
Then you can have them all and post at your leisure
Keep an eye on the new thread, I will post the link there in about 20mins or so

>>79091488
>Guillory>Miller
lol no

>>79092067
Jude Law plz

>>79091889
>>79092065
https://mega.nz/#!31k03TyB!xULRQK3Hj5NtC8adyxeZXSDVCWG3SkTMP8TgP7vRIvQ

>>79079873
Is he peeing on her?
lewd

>>79091526
Probably in the 120 range with all that muscle.

One arm pull ups are still fucking hard t. rock climber

>>79093250
This is dolphin child porn isn't it?

>>79079000

it's not a webm thread without this one