DA MAYNE STREEM METEOR IS FOOKIN SHIEET

I mean, he isn't wrong.

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>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF

DA MUSIC INDASTRY IS SATANIC AND ENCOORAJS DEBOOCHERY

i would fuck his lip pusy

>>79077836
CHANK OOGER IS AN IMBUHSEAL

>>79077836
why does he have to not only sit too close to the camera and stare directly into the lens, but try his hardest at talking in the most annoying way possible.
>MAYYNE STREAM MEEDIA

as an English guy why does he give a shit about all this stuff

>>79078852
Because he gets paid to do just that.

>TOLERANT LEFT

https://twitter.com/prisonplanet/status/742482573910278144?lang=en

>>79077836
STOOPID BUHHURT MULENIOLS