Why did Crabbe turn into an African-American?

Magic.

Didn't he kill himself or something?

>>79076815
His snow melted.

Tried the ol' Seamus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyImiV8BNgw

>>79076815
on a srs note, they're not the same chars.

crabapple is crabapple

black man is fucking blaze fire or somthig

>>79076815
>African-American
But he was British

>>79076853

he went to jail

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Why are you watching media made for children? Are you low IQ?

>>79076815
The dude who played Crabbe got in trouble for theft or something, so he was replaced by "blaze"

>>79076889
did they trade places?

>>79076900
Holy fucking shit dude

Drugs

>>79076815
that character was named "blaze"

>>79076815
A spell blackfired

>>79076900
>citizen bane

nice touch

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cus we finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. For real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack.

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AW HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs."

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Harry Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy.

He got arrested for taking part in the UK riots in 2012 and was fired from this acting role because of it

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>>79076815
You clearly haven't seen Hermione lately.

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>>79076861
>ywn get hermoine to make you rum ywn make her drink it and ywn rape her

>>79076974
this is dedication
bravo anon

Probably so you could tell the two apart immediately after their roles disappeared over time and recasting one actor. It's a really superfluous change to complain about

>>79076982
Nice try, faggot.
Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 came out in 2011

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>>79076930
under rated

>>79076861
>Irish kid trying to make alcohol

Rowling is such a racist

>>79077238
Your just noticing? She had a Chinese called Cho Chang and a Jew called Anthony Goldstein.

>>79076974
too many big words for a hoodlum, but entertaining nonetheless

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>>79076815
what's more "racist" that they changed her to white or that they assumed she was black because her last name was brown?

>>79077277
>>79077238
I don't think she's racist, just really simpleminded. Like Remus Lupin being the name of a werewolf. Or how her traitor character has the ability to turn into a rat.

>>79076974
Never stop friendo

>>79077399
How do they even know what character that extra is supposed to be?

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>>79076974
>cus we finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history.

>>79076815
>huge jaw
>tiny cranium
>large brow
The original looks like a criminal.

>>79077413
the rat thing works because he starts as the rat then we find out he's a person who can rat change

How do you know he's african american? For all you know he could be Somali or Niggerian. Racist white piece of shit

>>79076815
Crabbe turned black because he smoked pot.

That's literally true. The actor lost his job because he was arrested for possession of marijuana. So they replaced Crabbe in the movies with Blaise Zabini, a black Slytherin.

>>79077864
He assaulted someone back in the student riots as well. Great first line on his Wikipedia though.
>Jamie Michael Waylett[1] (born 21 July 1989) is an English actor, and convicted criminal

>>79076900
watching furry porn >

>>79077451
they read the credits

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>>79076930

ayy

>>79077600
>black skin
>black skin
>black skin
The replacement looks like a criminal.

>>79076930
kek

>>79076900
>Avatar

Did he actually make these or is this some kind of trick

>>79079329
I'd be interested in knowing the age and IQ of anyone who finds this joke funny.

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What was The Notorious B.I.G. doing at Hogwarts?