>you will never be a wizard at hogwarts

There are gay people in every movie, you just don't see them

There's something a little bit odd about the way she keeps doing this. It doesn't really matter either way, but it just feels like she's sort of shamelessly exploiting political causes to generate more publicity for a book series that ended like 8 years ago.

There are gay people in your room right now, you just don't see them.

>>79074976
>safe place to be
Is that because they had a wall to keep all the muggles out?

>>79075031
joke's on you, I have a mirror right here

>>79074976
Of course there are fags at Hogwarts. What kind of British boarding school doesn't have sodomy?

>>79075030
Cuz the books still sells and she still receives her royalties

>>79075009
Kek

>>79075046
damn...

>>79075009
to be more progressive, all gay characters should wear spandex and constantly do jazz hands and talk with really effeminate voices
this way, they can be represented without having to insert underdeveloped forced romance subplots just for diversity points

>>79075009
there are black people in every movie

>>79074976
there are gay people in this thread, you just dont see them

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True, but at least you're a 4chan wizard(manchild with no powers)

>>79074976

jesus she's insufferable

>of course there was a Hogwarts branch of Black Lives Matter!!! i just forgot to put it in the book

>>79075030

I'd think if I was a progressive her pandering would just annoy me but I guess those folks tend to be rather dumb.

>>79074976

>I'm progressive guys! There were totally gays and Jews in hog warts, they just weren't key to the story!
>g-guys
>guys I'm still relevant right?!?!

Hogwarts is a safe place to be as long as you're a wizard (white) and not a muggle (nigger)

Does everything need to be spelled out? Of course there's gonna be a couple gay people in a school with hundreds of students

I wonder when Disney will make such a statement about Star Wars. "The Ewoks like to diddle fiddles, so progressive"

She wants to score brownie points now, let me guess next she's gonna there were tons of Muslims and trannies in the book too

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I don't think that would have helped improve one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>yfw there are gays and jews ITT you just don't see them

>we just never saw them

Every time

>>79075176
don't forget hunger games

THEY WERE IN THE WALLS

>>79075139
>YAAS QUEEN
They really do eat it up.

>>79075284
fuck off faggot

Real talk (I don't know why I bother though);
did anyone honestly think that this wasn't the case? Did anyone think that in a school of every UK teenage wizard, there were no gay wizards or Jewish wizards?
(Though how you can be religious and a wizard is the real question)

Neither of these are visual traits. None of the main characters were either. But Dumbledore was revealed to be shortly after the last book was released, apparently that wasn't enough?
I really hope this is just Rowling vying for attention and doesn't start a trend of authors taking to twitter to mention that canonically there was actually a shit load of diversity that just wasn't relevant to the story

>>79075284
who?

>>79074976
who here hates degenerates, women, kikes and niggers? #whitemalelivesmatter

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>>79075303
>>YAAS QUEEN
Shut the fuck up nigger.

>>79075314
jesus christ who give a shit?? dont you guys get tired of hand wringing about identity politics incessantly?

>>79075103
kek

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>>79074976
GUYS GUYS A WROTE A BOOK WHAT WAS A HIT ON KIDS HAHA REMEMBER ME RIGHT ? HA HA I AM TOTALLY NOT TRYING TO STAY RELEVANT HA HA GUYS PLESEE GIVE ME ATTENTION HA HA FAGS AND JEWS !

>>79075314
There are very few jews in the UK. And most of them are in London

t. met one jew in my entire life

>>79075332
me. minorities make me really angry. black people or niggers as i like to call them are stealing all our women, breathing all the white mans air and are criminals and drug dealers. if i ever get a girlfriend i dont want to have to worry about some thug slapping my girlfriends ass at the bar because im weak and cant stand up for myself, hence the disdain for african men. UGH

there's nothing wrong with dark skin

>>79075314
You're acting like this is something new, she's been doing shit like this for 10 years.

>>79075370
how long is your penis? have you ever shown it to a girl?

>>79075436
fuck off faggot

>>79075314
I didn't ever find myself thinking "are there jewish students at hogwarts?"

>>79075332
if the jewish lizard illuminati wasnt destroying the white man through interracial porn i would probably have a great job, an active social life and a beautiful wife. but because of (((them))) im forced to live with my parents at 27

>>79075455
so stubby and no. thought so

>>79075370
>Harry Potter movie released within the past year
>implying she even has to try

You think she put a gun to the head of Entertainment Weekly and demanded they write an article about her?

>>79075475
exactly
but you probably also never thought to yourself that there were no jewish people there. it had no reason to ever come up
like we never consider if there are any buddhists at hogwarts either. it's not really relevant to anything

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>>79074976
I will also never be a homo. +2 for me.

>>79074976
It really annoys me that she keeps coming out saying all these characters were gay or black or whatever but never actually showed it in the book. You had seven books and you could have showed any of them at some point but you didn't stop trying to pander now after it's all over.

>>79075332
>>79075409
>>79075476
Samefag

>>79074976
And the Ravenclaws were alt-right. Who cares.

>>79075544
*slytherin

>>79075332
Non-whites shouldn't be allowed on /tv/ IMO

>>79075512
I don't know if it's because she wrote it for the screen or what, but Fantastic Beasts is much much better than all the HP films
Which is weird since she's publicly delved into non-stop twitter sjw appeasement
She's like the anti-Trump

>>79075543
>t. triggered libcuck
go normalize pedophilia somewhere else degenerate

>>79075505
I'm not even the same anon. I just get so sick of 90's born faggots always acting like such fucking queers. Why are all you guys half gay?

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>>79075176
who /the burn man/ here

>>79075561
Slytherin were the establishment right
Hufflepuff were apolitical
Griffindor were the extremist left who got offended that anyone might think different to them

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>>79075314
>Neither of these are visual traits

>>79075573
the normalization of faggots and pedophilia is destroying the fabric of society and libtards dont even get it. 13 year olds are having sex in the same room as their parents, people are chopping off their dicks, its like the whole worlds gone crazy. what happened to guys like gary cooper?

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>>79075436
I showed my penis to plenty of boys so this is why this whole "I MAKE SOME CHARACTERS GAY ITS MEAN I LOVE GAY PEOPLE LOL, REMEMBER DUMBLDORE ? HES GAY NOW LOL" its just pathetic

Salazar was jewish.

>>79075593
I liked him more than the nasty woman. The DNC butt fucked him.

There were also robots, we just never saw them

>>79075588
lmao look at these goofy projections. its like my grandpa is posting on 4chan. "why are all these kids such faggots back in my day a man was a man" hahaha dude youre a fucking adult whos either unemployed or working minimum wage and this is the kind of shit you care about. fucking LMAO post a picture of yourself. i need to know what this kind of triggered virginal autism looks like irl ahhahaha

>>79075632
There were also slaves in broad-daylight serving the kids. We saw them but their issues were relegated to a humerus side-plot for Hermione that was cut from the film

>>79075598
this tbqh allowing gays to express themselves publicly is just greasing the slippery slope to marrying animals, children, inanimate objects. liberalism is literally a disease. only straight white people should be allowed in this country. if youre a faggot or a nigger it should be legal to put you down in the street.

>>79074976
a safe space yer right
a snake that killed you when it looks at you, a Forrest full of monster that can kill you at a drop of a hat, riding a broom stick
and slitherian a entire group of kids that wanted to kill you

>>79074976
Who gives a shit?

>>79074976

>hogwarts is a safe place, fulls of gays and jews!
>b-but they're still stuffy old conservatives who don't teach sex ed! The students have to hold secret group masturbation sessions!

>>79074976
why would I want to be a wizard in one of the dullest franchises in history?

>>79074976
Does anyone virtue signal harder than jk rowling?

>>79075598
Go back to Facebook

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>>79074976
Of course there was, it was a big English school in the 90s?

>>79074976

Why would you 'see' jews or gays at Hogwarths ?

Some guy with a big nose and kipa ? Two guys making out in the corner ?

Also how would you reconcile jewish or christian or muslim faith with the magic teachings at Hogwarts ?

The world is truly crazy when this is an actual headline...

>>79075636
I don't know anon. Something went wrong with your age group, I don't know if it's the internet, or school or whatever but you're all fucked in the head. Why shouldn't be I be upset that so many of you 90's born guys act like faggots constantly, talking about sucking dick and boi pussy. What the fuck is wrong with you? It's not about acting tough but you shouldn't be on the level of teenage girls either.

>>79075666
Work on your false flags m8, way too obvious

>>79075103
Good one, white supremacist.

>>79075922
The first sentence was correct.

>>79075598
Agreed, homosexuality is a shameful, self satiating condition that puts pleasures of the flesh over the intrinsic role of man in nature, redditor. It's weakness and moral corruption incarnate, found only in stagnate civilizations wallowing in a pit of their own opulence without any true purpose.

>>79075985
the whole post is 100% correct

>>79075732
Wil Wheton?

>>79075030
This stuff is usually some (((minority))) autist on twitter who asks her if ___ was in the HP series and she says "yeah, yeah sure keep giving me your money silly boys".

>>79075204
>Rand
>God Tier

>>79075636
>"why are all these kids such faggots back in my day a man was a man"
Why are you so proud of being a disgusting faggot?

>still wanting to follow your old religion when there's fucking magic about

Literally no fucking sense. Do pure blood wizards have their own religions or anything? Why would someone still want to follow their religion when it's a sin to practice it?

>>79074976
>There were Jews in Harry potter, you just didn't see them because they were behind the scenes, pulling the strings of wizard banking, finance and media

How did JK get away with this?

>>79076288
Because people didn't realise they were goblins.

>>79074976
>safe place to be who you are

Yeah, that's why Slytherines openly called people Mudblood and Squig and got away with it.

>>79075009
>tfw there were nazis in hogwarts but you didn't see them because they were actually the protagonists

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>>79076288
wrong

>>79076380

That nose... she's a je.. goblin alright

>>79075009
>>79075038
>>79075108
>>79075139
>>79075247
>>79075370

Guys she literlly means that there are gay people and Jews in Hogwarts but the administration forced them to wear invisibility cloaks. It's called "subtext" how fucking stupid can you be.

>>79074976

Imagine if Tolkien was alive today. Do you think he'd pander to these people who ask about diversity in his books?

No respectable author lets the fans dictate what should be in their books.

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JK Rowling likes to retcon the harry potter stuff postmortem over twitter. None of it can be taken seriously.

Write a new book about it, bitch. THEN it will be canon.

>>79075406
That's because you keep mass-importing Pakis. What kind of Jew wants to live near an Arab breeding ground that isn't holy land?

>>79076460
>Oi 'arry, fancy a group wank wiff Ron an me? We need a backdoor m8.

Always been a HP fan but this old hag is doing her best to make me dislike the franchise with her dumb ass tweets and pushing her political ideology through the books when they weren't there to begin with. Shut the fuck up bitch just enjoy your millions and keep quiet.

>>79075030
Well if someone asks her the question, what's she supposed to say?

>No Billy, there were no gays in Hogwarts. Ever.

You see how terrible that sounds?

>>79076460
Why are Hufflepuffs such degenerates?

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>>79076460
is this real?

>>79076460
I like to imagine that she's just fucking with them here

>>79076608
Kill yourself faggot, no one want s to see or hear from you sick fucks.

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>>79074976
>being Jewish/religious in a world where you're a wizard

Why does JK keep hurting her universe?

>>79075176
fckn saved

>>79076460
Do adult children actually think this is funny?

Someone ask her on twitter if there are Muslims at Hogwarts

Seeing as witchcraft is super haram she'll have a fatwah on her head in a week

>>79076608
>No Billy there were no gays in Middle Earth, except maybe among the evil races like Harad, Orcs or the Easterlings

>>79076615
Hufflepuff is literally the house of degeneracy, full of talentless "wizards" who spend the whole day smoking weed. If it actually existed they'd have about 90% of all black students and "queer" people.

>>79076460

While i dont think this is necessary to know; this is a somewhat common story for people who went to prep schools and dormitories.

Paul Mccartney even told a story of the Beatles in their early days having masturbation sessions where each would shout out a beautiful female until John shouted an ugly one to put them off.

>>79076666
Calm down

To be is to be perceived

Did we perceive this gay/jewish students within the books?

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>>79075204

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>>79076718
ayy lmao

>>79075049
the mixed-gender ones usually have less buggery or scissor action. Not none at all, just less than the single-sex expressions

>>79075103
Black could be anywhere

>>79076716
Brits are literally that brojob meme.

>its ok we were jerking each other off or jerking it in front of each other because we mentioned hot female

>>79076460
>ywn become rich by doing the absolute lowest common denominator on a field, in this case, writing.

>yfw this is in response to some shipper trying to work out whether to make one of their homolust projections circumcised or not

>>79076716
>>79076777
Wait, is this just a Brit thing? I thought this was common everywhere

>>79076728
Fuck off queer.

>>79076826
Americans don't, maybe the rich ones who are degenerates following European examples.

Shit man, I'm glad I'm a "prudish" American who actually sees jerking off in front of your male friends as gay and degenerate.

>>79076826
Common for fucking faggots maybe. Degenerate fuck.

>>79076919
There's nothing gay about casual sex with your guy friends, there's no romance there, it's like extended masturbation

>>79076895
You're missing out tbqh, my guy friends all have gfs but we still pull each other off

>>79076826
Wait is this a thing among normies? Why would a kid jerk off anywhere near another?

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>>79076826

If Manga is representation of Japanese culture...

>>79074976
>Ew this movie is offensive, turn this filth off
>"What are you talking about? It's a beautiful movie filled with feminist, gays, jews, and delightful people..we just can't see them, that's all!"

>>79076453
I remember reading that a lot of people wrote to Tolkein asking for clarification about things related to their area of interest (i.e. botanists wanted to know about plants of middle-earth, musicians wanted notated tunes etc.) and he said that he wasn't able to deal with all of this because it was missing the point of what he had written.

makes you think

>>79076959
It's been mentioned previously in this thread but you guys born in the 90's really are fags.

>>79076460
I used to love and respect Hufflepuff because they seemed like they would never be fucking bothered because they're the normie ass losers.

But fuck that, I guess I'll stick with the alpha af slytherins lmao

>>79076826

Theres a scene in Angelas Ashes where a couple of Irish boys jack off in a field to sheep.

The Welsh go one step further.

>>79076744
underrated

>>79074976
>(We just never saw them)

Ayyyy

>>79077032
Japan had fuckboi Greek style pedastry for a long ass time. Nobunaga Oda had a fuckboi during the Sengoku Jidai as early as the 1500s. It was a practice that likely didn't end their either.

>>79077080
Funny coming from Tolkien, the autist who made multiple new languages for his books.

>>79077163
Get a clue before you post you fucking retard

>>79077134
Just looked it up, boy fucking didn't come out of favor in Japan until the 19th century when they wanted to look civilized in front of Europeans.

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>>79077163

>The philosophy of language is his academic study
>Therefore he is autistic when utilizing his academic field in the creation of his fictional works

>>79074976
>you will never be in potions class ogling the slytherin qt 3.14 in the seat in front of you
>you will never shit your pants and wingardum poopyosa it away
>you will never go back to your dorm and pretend the fat chick jerking you off is the pureblooded goddess who sits in front of you while you eat some other guy's ass out

>>79077202
>>79077217

He didn't say no to botanists because "plants aren't my expertise" he said it wasn't important to the story.

How much more important is creating new languages for LotR story?

I thought the elves were jews

>>79077210
>greek-style pederasty will never be back in your lifetime

reeeeee

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>>79074976
>tfw libcucks eat each other alive because some cucks are not big enough cucks

>>79077317

meaning is conveyed through language

plant life come pretty low in the list. besides, the plant life referenced in middle earth isnt any diffrent from ours.

>>79077305
>eat some other guy's ass out
Kill yourself faggot

>>79077387
>he doesn't enjoy rimming

What a fucking pleb

>>79077317
You're just a fucking moron anon. Fuck off.

>>79077379
Didn't Orcs have essentially healing potions but the downside being they leave ugly scars and are extremely painful?

>>79077032
Source?

>>79077418
you're a sick faggot anon. why aren't you posting on /lgbt/?

Why are so many more pedo artists fags too?

The only example of a lolicon I can think of is the writer of Alice in Wonderland.

>>79076460
I've heard about this before but the concept seems so strange to me. I would be so turned off if I had to masturbate around anyone other than a sexual partner. Apparently teenagers do it a lot anyway.

>>79074976
Holy shit why couldnt she at least of said this when the books were still coming out? She could say any kind of bullshit about the books.

"oh yeah and also like, there was mermaids, just I never put them in the book and you never saw them, so I am just making this up after the fact."

>>79077459
/tv/ is an LGBT-friendly board, fuck off troglodyte breeder

>>79077562
>there was mermaids, just I never put them in the book
but there were mermaids in the books

>>79074976
>jewish students at Hogwarts
I feel like the whole magic thing would kind of go against their religion in some way.
Is it ever explained in the books how normie religions intermingle with wizard stuff? Are there super devout christian wizards?

>>79077570
No, it's not. Fuck off back to r eddit degenerate faggot. No one wants you here.

>>79077447

Hajime no Ippo

Its great

>>79077608
Oh ok, well you know what I mean

>>79077622
not very nice lad, are you sure you aren't sexually frustrated from no man sex?

>>79077562
Because she is a hypocrite who wants the lefty points after the books have been sold. There is no way that the books would've been this popular if parents or even kids found out that Dumbledore was gay.

>>79077620
Didn't Solomon have magic and could control demons or some shit?

Jews also have Golem magic in their lore.

>>79075030
Harry potter is full of racist and sexist stereotypes.
It also has a lot of offensive sexual humor like rape jokes.

Rowling is just trying to cover up her past mistakes by going full SJW.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFPWwx96Kew

>>79077649
Is that the only argument you queers can fall back on?

>>79077755
>slam "poetry"+harry potter+grievance

Dear God how awful

>>79077755
Slam poetry is without a doubt the worst """""""""""""""""""""""""art"""""""""""""""""""""""" form ever created.

>>79077755
>expecting an English wizardry school, in England, based on English boarding schools, to cater to a multicultural US city

Why are Americans so entitled?

>>79077847
>multicultural

you're implying that Americans even had one "culture" to begin with my man

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>>79074976

>>79077755
Those comments

>JK Rowling is the Einstein of the literally world

This is a troll right?

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>>79076460

>>79077771

>>79075030
A book that cashed in on very conservatives stereotypes. A super strict private school closed from the rest of the world with no gays, no trans and where every main characters is white.

I'd bet she feel guilt today.

>>79078545
What? It's what the trannys and faggots say all the time when no one wants to see their shit.

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>>79076632
it can't be real, is she such a filthy degenerate?