MY BRAIN IS GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE

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I HAVE A RELIABLE SOURCE

>>79073475
BUT HE FUCKING DOES EVERY TIME

>>79073475
R E A L
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P A T R I O T
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Was it a coincidence that AJ was sitting in the light? It seems this was occult symbolism meant to illustrate his illuminated greenpill state

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>>79073669

>>79073475
worst guest

>>79073475
Watch it globalists.

>>79073669 V
I N T E R D I M E N S I O N A L
M
P
S

I believe all this shit familia

>>79073736
go back

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR WATER FILTERS, FILL UP YOUR DROPPERS WITH SUPER MALE VITALITY (35.5ml)

THE CONDITIONING HAS BEEN BROKEN AND IT'S TIME TO DROP THE BIG ENCHILADA, DRINK YOUR "APPLE JUICE" & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

BRAIN FORCE
HERBAL NOOTROPICS
SNAKE OIL
MOON OCEAN IMPACT PROBES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMmmf84RbIw <---- HIT PLAY PATRIOTS

>YOUR INFOWARS THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR BUNKER

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP TO YOUR HOMEMADE NEWS DESK, FITTED WITH DOCUMENTS ON OPRAH'S PEDOPHILE EUGENICS MONOLITH AND DEAD CHINESE ASTRONAUT MATRIX HIVEMIND WEATHER CONTROL MACHINES

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE RANT YOU CALL OVER DONALD TRUMP USING TWITTER BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR 12-DIMENSIONAL ELITE FOLD-SPACE WW2 DRONE PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH PSYCHIC PAPA SMURFS, FOLLOWED BY CALLS FROM CIA VAMPIRES JUST AS THE INTERNAL COUP BEGINS AND YOU EXPLAIN HOW THE SUN = A STARGATE TO SATAN BUILT BY HILLARY CLINTON AND GOOGLE USES THE BOHEMIAN GROVE FOR GAY HOT DOG PARTIES

FOLKS WE'RE WINNING THE WAR

FOLKS TEXAN NUCLEAR RAILROADS LITERALLY POWERED BY BLOOD AND SEMEN AND LAUNCHED INTO SPACE WITH BACKUPS FILMED BY STANLEY KUBRICK

>"CANADA JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND HOST THE GROUP OF ROME BUT COME BACK TO US WHEN PATRIOTS GET EVERYONE TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE"

>"GLOBALIST "PEDO" "PIZZAGATE" CANADA, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. THE REVOLUTION IS HERE. IT'S TIME FOR THE 1776 AWAKENING"

-Alex Jones, 2017

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING ALEX JONES NAKED INFILTRATING THE VATICAN BILBERBURG MEETING SCREAMING ABOUT BREAKAWAY CIVILIZATIONS

Brought to you by DNAforce©

cue the 2nd amendment

>>79073412
Eddie was getting a little too woke at the end there

>>79073412
(Adjusts headphones)

CAN'T CONTAIN ALL THIS DATA

>>79073727
Joe is in the dark, Alex is in the light. This is the last time they speak as friends.

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>>79073901
Did buzz aldren tell you that?

Alex should do every show drunk and high.

Memorizing documents like that

>>79074394

Eddie ruined that show.

>>79074440
What was the one document he rattled off?

>Episode # 911
>Alex Jones
Uhm, what did Joe mean by this?

>>79074469
That show is still pure pure kino despite Eddie

>>79074521
He said he did it on purpose

I only watched the first 15 minutes and was already pissed off. Joe didn't push back on ANYTHING

He fucking claims Clinton has personally murdered and raped children about 15 minutes in and he doesn't say shit

fucking cuck

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>>79073901

>>79074557
Yes, but what did he mean by that?

>>79073475
he's pointing at us

>>79074588
That he did it on purpose.

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>>79074335
There are no coincidences.

>>79074608
FOR WHAT PVRPOSE

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>>79074618

hit me as hard you can

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>>79073475
>>79074600

THEY'RE POINTING AT US

>>79074570
Bait?

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>>79073901
This is some inter dimensional autism.
9/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LSG05MpI3E

One hell of an actor.

>>79073901

fuck im reinstalling deus ex now

>>79074570
t. Megyn Kelly

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>>79073901
>alex starts talking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0y0etmLhl4

He's so dumb, I've been drinking fluoride water almost all my life and I'm fine

>>79076561
holy shit someone needs to make edit a video of them talking with the deus ex black bars and subtitles with this music going on

please

>>79076814
Which video should be edited

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>>79076814
Made one shitty mashup using DuClare Chateau music
http://youtubedoubler.com/kipB

>>79076814

Don't know if this works,

http://youtubedoubler.com/kipt

>>79076814
http://youtubedoubler.com/kipO

kinda the idea I had originally

>>79077981
>>79077821
>>79077819
my fucking sides

this is too good

>>79077981
fucking lmfao

>>79073412

Best Podcast Ever.

(except for Dan Carlin's stuff)

Actually this combination might work as well.

http://youtubedoubler.com/kiqi

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH390Hljetc&t=152s

Did anyone else notice 4chan got brought up like 4 times?

>>79073412

Im not a religious man.

HOWEVER, I thank god daily that I wasnt born American.

>there are literally "people" out there who "think" that Alex Jones is anything but a loud-mouthed retard

>MASS MURDER PILLS

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>>79074469

W'E'RE ALL JUST CIRCUITS IN THE MACHIIIIIIINE

WE'RE UGLY AND IMPURE

HAIL FALLEN ONE SOROS

>>79073475
STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP

I AM IN CONTACT WITH A HEAD OF STATE

>>79078598
Holy shit that's a great impression.

the two smartest men in media. nobody else comes close

>>79073901
TOO WOKE

Should i watch it?

>>79080192
Absolutely.

did they actually get drunk? they split 500ml of rum 3 ways, thats barely enough for a buzz

>>79080298
they were only drinking apple juice and smoking high quality Mexican tobacco

>>79073901
I'm fucking dying kek

>>79073901
This is the best pasta of 2017, literally had me in tears earlier

>it's an Alex gets drunk and coked up and starts saying he wants the podcast to go 10 hours episode

I love Alex

>>79073475
Listening to this guy spouting off just makes you happy. So weird

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based jones dropping truth bombs

>>79073736
>alex is on show with eddie bravo
>somehow alex is the worst guest
fuck off

>>79080298
>rum

You're a fucking fool.

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1776 thread

>>79073412
I'm Australian will I enjoy this episode?

>HIT ME WITH FULL POWER

>CHOKE ME OUT

Best podcast episode I've listened to in a long time. Legendary.

>>79074600
>>79074748

he's pointing at god

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>this podcast is going a little too well

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>>79073901
>>79073901
wtf im woke now

>>79073901
The Rogan pasta is worthless but this is UNLIMITED POWER

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>>79073901

Kek acknowledges the occult truth of everything Alex said.

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>>79084276

>>79085805
Watch it globalists!

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Am i the only one who thinks Radio Ghost is a superior Alex Jones?

>>79074570
dumb textposter

>>79076808
You're not as fine as you could be.

When is this guy gonna be on the show?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOtrfHBv_N4

>>79077981

GO IN AND GO IN AND GO IN LIKE THE MARSHALL AND HIS TWELVE DAUGHTERS.

>>79086433
lol thats fucking based

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>>79086163

>>79086163
Ghost is the best

>>79073412
>there are hospitals that will kill you, to take your organs, and they can do this legally because it's in the name of experimentation. That's why I don't have an organ donor card, my father would point out hospitals that kill people, he knew a surgeon who use to do jaw operations
>Jesus Christ ...
>Jamie can we bring this up?
>dude there are two secret nuclear power plants underneath Austin, Texas lmao
>Jesus Christ
>What does the CIA have to do with weather control???
>Jesus Christ

>>79073901
Fucking kek

>>79086968
everything you just said is true
look up the texas university reactor
look up Vietnam war weather operations
look up doctors stealing organs

>>79079596
>tfw to smart for MSM

>>79087019
Jesus Christ ...

>>79086968
>Jamie, pull up a video of doctors killing people to steal their organs
>jesus those things will tear you to shreds

>>79087143
>that nurse had gotta be what, 600 pounds?

Stop pretending this shit is even remotely funny.

>>79087310
BUZZ

>>79078598

Spot on lol

>>79087112
There actually is a reactor near UT, it's been public knowledge for about a decade. The Vietnam thing is nonsense. I'm not sure about the doctor thing, but I suspect that this is based on misinterpreting facts.

>>79087322
INSTAGRAM

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>>79087341
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Popeye
kys

>two internet celebrities trying to get maximum hits so they can sell maximum products
>simpletons of the world are amazed at this meeting of the minds
Embarrassing for all parties involved

>>79087341
>I suspect that this is based on misinterpreting facts.
Alex jones? Misinterpreting facts? Never!

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>>79077981
top

>>79087361
Hey buddy. I am too drunk to properly analyze your source. But I did bookmark it and will read it. If you're right, then I'll make a thread on /his/ tomorrow about how you were right.

Also, Ilya is shit. Fate/Zero>Fate/Stay Night>Fate Pedo bait.

>>79087362
>t. eddy

I'm afraid to go to sleep after watching 2.5 hours of this now

>>79087361
>A report titled Rainmaking in SEASIA outlines use of lead iodide and silver iodide deployed by aircraft in a program that was developed in California at Naval Air Weapons Station China Lake and tested in Okinawa, Guam, Philippines, Texas, and Florida in a hurricane study program called Project Stormfury
>lead iodide
>Texas

You know, that actually explains a lot.

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>>79087409
fate zero is garbage and so is his
litteraly everytime i read a history book it dispells like 100 shitty myths and bullshit I read on /his/

besides lolis are littraly /tv/-core you dweeb

>>79087453
litteraly everything that alex says is true and verified, apart from the multi-dimensional communication stuff that he admits himself is his speculation and reaching, and is simply trying to justify the elites beliefs not his own

normies btfo

>Burp
>Sniff
where are you at with the aliens brothaman?
Do they exist or what? fawwwk

they should have had duncan on the show too. he would be the voice of logic and reason since joe would eat all that shit up

>>79087454
>fate zero is garbage and so is his

I liked fate zero, it brought up interesting dilemmas about "kill a few to save many" that are so important in state, military, and historical affairs. His isn't all bad.

>litteraly everytime i read a history book it dispells like 100 shitty myths and bullshit I read on /his/

/his/ is sadly full of a lot of people who don't know about history and just want to promote their political agenda, but there are a lot of people, either history students or history major graduates, who post there (we have nothing better to do because we're either underemployed or hate our jobs lol). It's not all bad.

>besides lolis are littraly /tv/-core you dweeb

idk man, I just find the whole concept of "loli" to be disgusting. I have 3 little sisters, I don't like a show or movie that sexualizes girls their age and brainwashes adult men into trying to fuck them. And it's not just anime, either, by the way. I also hate bitches like those Disney Channel girls.

>>79082723

I'm aussie too. I watched about an hour this afternoon. The shit is bonkers, but there's alot of interesting stuff.

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>>79073475
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

>>79087495
>Now let me drop the big enchilada on you, ive never spoken about this on my infowars but im going to reveal it here ri...

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON

We've got Snowy from Michigan on the line wanting to ask about Bigfoot, SNOWAY

>>79087560
fate zero is garbage and if you want muh deep dilema thats not the palc eto find it hahahaah

i have sisters too
>brainwashes adult meninto trying to fuck them
hahaha now YOU sound like alex jones
what about when your sisters turn 18?

i dont like pre-pubscent anime girls thats gross I agree

>>79087019

China was pretty open about manipulating the weather during the Olympics.

They're chinese, they copied it from somewhere.

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2 words

*hits blunt*

BREAKAWAY
CIVILIZATION

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Jones' thoughts on consciousness and elites is straight from Serial Experiments Lain.

>Throughout the episode, background information is being shown from "archives". Information regarding the Roswell UFO incident, the Majestic 12, which was formed by president Harry S. Truman, engineer Vannevar Bush, who developed what is called memex, physician John C. Lilly, who conducted experiments with dolphin communication, pioneer Ted Nelson, who founded Project Xanadu, and the Schumann resonances are all mentioned, explaining how the human consciousness can be communicated through a network without the use of a device.

>>79087695

DEEP STATE

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>>79087695

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>tfw you start to internalize /pol/ memes and grow increasingly concerned that it's all just part of an international Zionist conspiracy

Alex Jones
is wrong.

>>79087825
pfffft, what did buzz aldrin tell you that?

>tfw fantasize about getting shitfaced with alex and talking about /x/-tier shit

>>79086799
>>79086812
I unironically listen to his broadcasts to hear the market news and stuff, he has some legit good points

>>79087612
>fate zero is garbage and if you want muh deep dilema thats not the palc eto find it hahahaah

It's not some brilliant story, don't get me wrong. But remember that final test, where the grail told him to choose between killing a few to save many, over and over again, then showed him the inherent moral problem with that ideology? That was unironically deep.

>what about when your sisters turn 18?

When my sisters turn 18 (as one of them already has), then they are adults, and they are free to make their own choices. Honestly, I think even when they turn 16 they're fine, because most of my own country and the civilized world recognizes (correctly imo) that 16 year olds are mature enough to make decisions about romance and sex. But I don't like the way that anime promotes sexualization of women who are literal children.

Code Geass, Haruhi, Chaika, Chuunibyou, Highschool DxD, Highschool of the Dead, Bakemonogatari, Kyoukai no Kanata, so many other shows I'm not thinking of...they sexualize children. I didn't mind when I myself was a childhood, but now that I'm older (I'm 20) I realize that most of the audience is adult, and that makes me uncomfortable.

>>79087858
*when I myself was a child

Apologies. I am very drunk, and I'm all over the place. I've posted several rants across different boards in the past hour.

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>>79087858
>women who are literal children
lmao
please point out the PRE_PUBESCENT children that the normie tier animes you just listed sexualizes

protip: you cant
please look at this pic and say that rikka is pre-pubescent

SO......

There are "inter-dimensional" beings, who are manipulating us through the use of technology/convenience attained through technology, so that they can take over our planet/dimension, and learn our biological secrets of how we survive for so long in direct radiation AKA sunlight?

>>79087947
No.

>>79087913
>please point out the PRE_PUBESCENT children that the normie tier animes you just listed sexualizes

Dude. Rikka. Chaika Trabant. Misaka Mikoto. Misaka's stalker girl. Dekomori. Chaika Bogdan. Blue Chaika, 13-year old girl who prostituted herself for political power. And I didn't mention them, but the main girls in Illya.

>please look at this pic and say that rikka is pre-pubescent

Yeah, I can and I will. Rikka is like 12.

>>79074600
damn..

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>>79074469
Hey Alex Imma let you finish but talk about the SAI program dude.

>>79087731

>>TED NELSON, A SCIENTIST

>>79074570
This is a really innocuous claim though. Who even doubts it?

>>79087276
underrated

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>>79087276
>>79087143
holy fucking kek

>>79077981
>>79076814

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

>>79087695
>>79087733
>>79087768
S H A D O W G O V E R N M E N T

>I have great sources, I have a head of state telling me-
>HEY CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION
>shut up Eddie, I want to know about the aliens
>I gotta piss
>Jesus Christ... hey Jaimie can you pull up the audio from the bathroom? I want to hear how powerful Alex's stream is... Jesus Christ, do you hear that?

>>79088344
holy fuck he went on about that

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>>79087276
heh

BILL GATES

>>79089883
jesus

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>>79089360
It's So Dense

>>79086220
I'm 6'4 of American meat and built like a brick shithouse, cuck.

>>79090529
have any other positive qualities other than your height? no one gives a shit about you trying to justify yourself over qualities as disposable as height

>>79087560
If you don't want to fuck your little sisters then just get the fuck out of our face you scumbag

>>79074570
That's the proper way to having Alex Jones on, just let him go. Even Pier Morgan did that.

>>79091229
Piers Morgan was in fear for his life. Good.

Eddie Bravo is so fucking stupid.

>>79090666

t.manlet

>>79091436
>bragging about being 1,96 or whatever that retard system of yours is in normal
>in murriga

You're just more liable to get shot anon-kun

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>>79073901

>>79091337
Alex is very very stupid too but he's such a wonderful ball of insanity and autism you can't help but like him. I'd love to see.him interview Gary Johnson.

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>>79073475
You mean his CIA handlers?

Why is he still alive?

Controlled oposition? Kinda dangerous.

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I've seen lots of Alex Jones/Infowars stuff over the past couple of months and the JRE episode was great, but it's all go me thinking, someone redpill me on this
If Alex Jones is legitimately a thorn in the side of the Elites, why don't they just take him out? Their power levels seem to vary wildly (sometimes they're pulling political/economic strings and touching up the media to influence the general public, then 5 minutes later they're conducting demonic summoning rituals using the blood of virgins in a secret laboratory hidden on the dark side of the moon) but I figure if they're a tenth as powerful and scary as he thinks, and he was actually causing them some harm, they could take him out and make it look like an accident without breaking a sweat.
Jones is constantly dropping anecdotes about how he met someone who had some mega burrito truthnuke from the highest levels hush-hush style shit for him and then, as in the case of the one he mentions in the JRE episode, their 'heart explodes' or whatever, so apparently 'They' are cool with straight up murder to anyone who threatens them, never mind someone like AJ supposedly totally calling them out.
Seems to me it's either one of two things, either They really do exist and are letting him carry on, which suggests that they want him to keep talking nonsense presumably as a useful idiot type smokescreen for the real shady shit that has nothing to do with interdimensional gentiles eating the foreskins of Earth babies for sustenance, or he's just full of shit on every count.

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>>79087731
You don't seem to understand.
A shame you seemed an honest man.

>>79090666
Hello, Satan!

>>79091690
steam keeps the train a movin, but sometimes some of it needs to be released

Is Alex Jones part of the operative of diverting our attention from the REAL thing that is happening?

>>79091690
>>79091713
he claims it's because he was clever/paranoid enough to survive until they couldn't kill him without making it obvious (and that people have actually come after him, especially when Bill Clinton was president). But who the fuck actually knows

>>79091713
well he's a public figure so any sort of shady death would make him a martyr for his cause
and he's completely full of shit

>Alex Jones follower
>brain explodes
>tiny popping sound like when you step on a grape

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mfw Alex Jones talking about interdimentional communication reminds me of some story ideas I had about a cosmic horror romance comic I had an idea for a decade ago from when I first started listening to him

>>79091811
I should add that I had an idea for a spinoff where a Jones-like character is mentoring a college kid reporter in this shit. This was around the time The Question was mentoring Montoya.

>>79091713
Pretty much Alex Jones sees that if these "shadow people" do for whatever reason do decide to kill him off, it would only solidify everything he has ever gone off about when it comes to this matter. He'll go down as a martyr pretty much. It's a win win situation for him no matter what in his mind.

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The sheep get it from CNN man.

>They get so high they forget what they were just talking about and Eddie has to ask Twitter

>>79091811
>what is keit-ai

>>79091713
A lot of the good shadow support him, it's only the evil shadows that would see him gone.

That's where he gets his information from, he knows people all the way up.

>>79092321
DUDE WEED LMAO

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>the fallen one

>>79091713
Alex Jones is controlled opposition, end of fucking story.

>>79092395
prove it

>watching edgy shit
kys

Did Alex get to ask Jamie to pull something up for him?

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>177 posts
>no one mentioning Alex Jones is Bill Hicks
check out the blue pill on /tv/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bq8SvGd_UQ&t=1299s

>>79092423
>Jamie pull up Frank Marshall Davis' pornography
>no Jamie don't do that

>>79091713
What if Alex Jones is practically told what he wants to hear like Mulder in order to control him and distance him from the things they don't want him to sniff around?

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We're supposed to believe there is this guy named Buzz Aldrin. And, he's been to the moon, and he says there's an obelisk on the moon of Mars that was put there by God to act as a stepping stone to get humanity on its way to colonise space.
Oh yeah, and he's a huge fan of instagram, like bigger than all the Kardashians put together.
Oh, and he's also a senior citizen male model.
>pic related
Seriously, does anyone believe this?

>>79092458
JUST LOOK AT HIS INSTAGRAM
LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT HIS FUCKING INSTAGRAM GUYS!

>alex
>WHAT
>alex you can't just say hillary stole five states
>WELL SHE STOLE FIVE SHE TRIED TO STEAL SIX BUT SHE STOLE FIVE
>alex you have to say how you can't just wax over that

>the source checks out

so was alex going off to snort coke for all those bathroom breaks?

can we please stop posting completely non-/tv/ threads in here
just because it's some fucking podcast doesn't mean it should be on this board

>>79092565
It's the natural evolution of the traditional TV chat show. Get over it.

>>79092531
this is the hardest part about the podcast for sure

>tfw Alex gets tired of it and asks Joe if he's ever not had a source

>>79092539
Do you know any older dudes? They always have to piss.

>>79092588
>this is the hardest part about the podcast for sure
Explain

>>79073412
braaaaap

>>79092565
yt is the new tv get over it fag

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>>79092588
>alex has always had a valid and reliable source

>>79092607
>>79092586
>two dudes talking about politics
>only reason this is being posted is Alex Jones is a meme on /pol/
has nothing to do with television nor film, has 100% to do with politics
well gee what a shame we don't have a politics board where stuff concerning politics gets posted

>>79092654
Kys faggot just hide the thread

Holy fuck how is this even an issue

Nigga just don't click on the thread

>>79073901

><---- HIT PLAY PATRIOTS

it's the little things that make a great shitpost, ya know?

>>79092599
for me at least

everyone bitching about edguy probably have less xp dealing with pothead friends that always do what he does

joe(and edguy, mostly joe) constantly halting momentum to fact check is killer

>>79092619
did you watch the podcast?
>oh shit there it is confirmed legit

>>79092674
>s-shut up stop criticizing my echo chamber politics thread
>stop complaining when we try to turn the whole website into /pol/
why are you niggers so easily triggered

>>79092724
>joe(and edguy, mostly joe) constantly halting momentum to fact check is killer
But that's what was so good about this podcast in particular. It's the non-stop stream of information that puts a lot of people off AJ in the first place and Joe specifically explained that at least twice during the show. He was there to stop Jones in his tracks and make him explain himself when he made huge claims rather than just roll on, completely losing the more normie viewers in the process.

>>79091713
they cant poison him because he is full of DNA FORCE™ and MALE VITALITY™ and they cant just shoot him because it would make him seem legit

>>79092724
Yes

I wasn't being sarcastic he actually always has a valid source.

>alex comes out of the bathroom and maxes out the microphones with a HEEEEEEY

>hit me full strength Eddie

>>79087495

TO ALL THE ALIENS OUT THERE TRYING TO HATE ON ME

KEEP BEING HATERRRSSS *sniff*

>>79092781
Lel ur right lad I lose haha good game

>>79091713
Alex Jones is literally a bumbling idiot whose very existence devalues all the conspiracyfags who actually make some effort into their investigations
he occupies some fringe part of the establishment but don't be mistaken, he's definitely a part of this establishment

>>79092531
Alex did explain the whole enchilada though

>>79092814
>I wasn't being sarcastic he actually always has a valid source.
any time he says "I heard from a source in [organization]" the source exists and is right. If he just says things it's like 50/50 right or wrong

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>>79092814
>I wasn't being sarcastic he actually always has a valid source.

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>>79092781
>REEEEE STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE

>>79092781
Because /tv/ does so much without this kind of shit, right?

>>79091229
Andrew Neil did well

https://youtu.be/znxWfhJOP0E

>>79073412

>People are STILL maxing threads on this podcast

I don't blame you. It's a more entertaining 3 hours than any film Hollywood released last year.

Jesus christ, when he diverted into Oprah As Nazi Eugenicist or Eddie's constant ALBERT PIKE'S or their drunken almost-play-fighting that was destined to go wrong, I was smiling from ear to ear.

>>79092654
Poscasts are discussed here all the time, because there's nowhere else to go.

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>>79078627

>Did anyone else notice 4chan got brought up like 4 times?

Because we are cutting edge and boots on the ground and plenty of other cool catchphrases too.

>>79092865
>>79092866
Obviously the interdimensional and space shit he was memeing and speculating

He's like 4chan. A field of ironic and joking speculation and misinformation combined with indisputable facts with cited sources

>>79073475

>YOU CAN LOOK THIS UP

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>Alex starts babbling all this crazy shit
>Jamie pulls up the evidence

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>>79092468
Hey Alex
Hey Alex
Dude check out buzz aldrin he love instagram
ey joe can we bring up his instagram

>>79092902
Yeah, shitty RLM podcasts that talk about television and movies. Podcasts are basically radio only you get to see the people talking.
I don't mind these threads existing somewhere in the site, I don't have an issue with Alex and whoever the other guy is, but this is just not relevant to this board. Make an Alex Jones general on /pol/ for it or something. This board already has a hard enough time staying on topic

>>79092993

>but this is just not relevant to this board.

It's been a fun thread so far just fuckin hide thread if it annoys you and stop being such a wet blanket all the time.

This trip had the exact dynamic of xfm

Karl = Alex
Ricky = Joe
Steve = Eddie

>>79089360
Holy shit he even sounds like Harley Filben

>>79093032
Fuck off faget, you niggers create an offtopic thread and I'll shitpost it up as much as I like

>>79092928
Infowarriors are like the people who believe in psychics speaking with the dead

>b-but he knew my grandmothers name after 150 guesses, how could he possibly know that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwURLwd8pEA

>>79093059
triggered

>>79092423

Not even joking;

>Alex: "Hey Jaimie, can you bring up that communist gangbang porn with Obama's mother?

>Joe: Don't do that Jamie.

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>yo' dude Alex you know your stuff about politics but YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT SPACE just look at buzz aldrin's instagram just look at it Jaime pull that up
>dont pull that up Jaime

>>79093074
>implying being a /pol/fag doesn't equate to a permanent state of triggering

>>79093059

PROTIP: Only newcunts still bother to board police. Fuck off already you wet blanket bore.

>>79093073
You have to be able to separate when Alex is on a roll and shouting crazy shit and when he says things with verified sources. I see you can't do that, kiddo

>>79092565

Radio and podcasts are actual sanctioned /tv/ content. No joke. Got cleared by mods.

>>79093085
DUDE EVERY MORNING I GET CNN ON MY PHONE

>>79092654
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0736579/

Joe Rogan isn't exactly irrelevant when it comes to /tv/ though

>>79093093
Lad it's a comedy podcast that's pure kino whether you're a fag or not

>>79092654

>politics

If that's what passes for politics in the U.S. you're in big trouble.

Also if you're going to spam Netflix and Amazon shows on here, youtube shows are the same category.

That and mods already okayed podcasts.

>>79073901
This is what legends are made of.

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>>79093085
>Jaime pull that up
>dont pull that up Jaime
this was top tier

>>79092781

What has this got to do with /pol/?

If you want to have a political argument go to fucking /pol/ you halfwit.

>>79093111
>is on a roll and shouting crazy shit and when he says things with verified sources
Everything he says checks out. I have the documents.

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>>79093078
>She was a sex operative

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>>79073901
>FOLKS WE'RE WINNING THE WAR

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>>79093166
THE DOCUMENTS ALEX

Reminder that those itt claiming we are off topic are interdimensional being sympathizers trying to bump-limit the thread by forcing replies

>>79093201
shit he's onto me

Do NOT reply to @79093237

I have the documents

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>>79093201

"This one knows too much. Send over a cleanup crew and make it quick."

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>every weekend I say to myself this will be the fight companion where I dont try to wake people up and save them but theres just something inside of me that just cant let these sheep in darkness
>proceeds to talk about Earth being flat and dinosaurs werent real

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>>79073901

>>79093268
is this how a phsychic vampire looks?

>>79093119
>taking a shit
>anti Trump

>>79093312
He controls the psychic vampires.

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>>79093312

Vampires can't survive in daylight, fellow citizen. You are mistaken.

>>79092993
>>79092993
I think you're confusing podcast with YouTube channel. Unless RLM has a podcast I don't know about in which case disregard this I suck cocks
>I don't mind these threads existing somewhere in the site
The key question is, where? Doesn't really make sense to put this podcast on /pol/, or/x/ or anywhere else, since the boards are generally divided up by medium - videogames, music, tv & film. /mu/ has demonstrated clearly that they don't want podcast threads. So there's really no other logical choice other than /tv/

>>79093321
He's right though. The global elites legitimately lead pseudo satanic cults in which they believe they are stealing the life energy of children via rape and through the meals of semen and breast milk

>mfw lady Gaga is performing the super bowl after bein game pictured at one of the spirit cooking events with podesta
>people think there won't be a 'terrorist attack' at halftime

>>79093356
RLM started doing a podcast show fairly recently, only two episodes I think. I don't listen to podcasts so I don't know the specifics

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>You guys wanna hear the big enchilada?
>"No! Talk more about the weather.
Why was he so obsessed with the weather?

The podcast heard round the world

>>79093377
>people think there won't be a 'terrorist attack' at halftime
come on now

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>"what really gets me is that IN THE YEAR 2017 PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE 911 WASNT AN INSIDE JOB I mean come one just look at all the youtube videos Jaime pull that up"
>"dont pull that up Jaime"

>>79093139
>If that's what passes for politics in the U.S. you're in big trouble.
Er, it kind of is now

>>79093395
Screenshot that post retard

>>79093166

>But Alex what's the actual source on this, because these two things don't actually say what you sa-

>You really have to have done the deep research and interpret the patterns to under-

>FREEMASONS ALBERT PIKE

>Eddie please, can you

>YOOOO ALBERT PIKE

>Eddie stop hitting Alex, stop-

>My dad worked on nuclear reactors underneath Austin

>Jesus christ really?

>Yeah. They're located under - Oprah is a nazi pedophile dimension hopping vampire - the University Of Texas and

>Wait Alex, what was that about Oprah-

>YOOOOOO BUZZ ALDRIN ILLUMINATI

>Eddie please just

>Jamie can you bring up that Obama Commie CIA Porn

>No Jamie don't listen to Alex. Bring up that video of the lion eating the chinese guy

>YOOOOO JAMIE BRING UP BUZZ ALDRINS INSTAGRAM

>Alright we're done. No Alex, I'm not having dinner with you.

>>79093285
Wait, does Eddie legit think dinosaurs aren't real?

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>>79093423
you better fucking be here when you get proven wrong cunt

>>79093285

>But your ideas ARE bullshit Eddy.

Post your absolute favorite part

>joe gets back from the bathroom mad

>"we were just playing around about the hitting thing joe"
>"joe we weren't actually doing it"

>>79093379
Good for them, I guess. I will continue to get my filmic knowledge from the BBC's flagship film programme, Wittertainment! Hello to Jason Isaacs, tinkety-tonk old fruit and down with the Nazis

>It's a "Eddie smugly declares he doesn't believe that" episode

>>79093471
>when Alex gets really fucking high and can't stop slurring

>>79093460
Make the thread and I'll be here faggot

Oh wait no I won't I'll be down at the army's office signing up because I'm a true fucking red blooded beer drinking steak eating American patriot

>>79093433
he does, he believes every bullshit conspiracy as long as there is a video with creppy music on youtube

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>>79093460

>he baited you so hard he made you screenshot it and name it

>>79093356

We went through this years ago. Podcasts were verified /tv/ AND board specific.

Joe Rogan is clear for /tv/ and I guess /b/, /x/, maybe /pol/.

>>79093179

When time do they talk about this lol

>>79093433

He legitmately doesn't believe dinosaurs existed.

>>79091713
He's a snake oil salesmen who knows how to market to his target demographic using anger, humor, and charisma. He's not controlled opposition, he's not a truth seeker. He's a businessman.

>>79093493
>running away from your claims because you know ain't no shit is going to happen
>>79093503
shut up nerd

>>79092423
Alex actually hijacks the show at one point and gets into the Alex Jones show mode and asks Jamie to back a clip up. It's not a big deal if you dont watch his show but it was hilarious to me.

>>79093471

When Alex claimed he didn't inhale despite immediately going on a slurry rambling stoned speech for 5 minutes immediately after toking up.

Do americans unironically listen to this retarded con man

>>79089360
What data what research - TEACH ME ALEX SHOW ME THE WAY

>>79093611
>t. Interdimensional sex slave vampire

>>79093611
no, no one cares about Eddie Bravo

>>79093611

Nope.

Everyone listens to it ironically.

>>79093611
go away CIA nigger

>>79093572
Alex flats out confess he fear mongered the Y2K to sell shit to doomsday preppers

>>79093497
>>79093567
Jesus Christ ...

>>79093519

When they're talking about the Obama birth certificate hoax false flag (conspiracies inside conspiracies)

>When Alex has Jamie bring up the photos of Obama's real dad and CIA dad as evidence and Joe states the obvious that Obama looks way more like his real dad than the CIA plant, and it's apparent Alex can't tell the difference between black people then literally states he can't be racist because Jimi Hendrix's version of All Along The Watchtower is one of his favorite songs

>>79093611
>t. Podesta's secret basement sex slave

>>79087019
>google your confirmation bias
>IT'S REAL

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>>79093424

>>79093611

I'm Australian and it's a 90/10 split favoring ironic listening.

>>79093718
>>79093627
This is a meme now

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>who told you that? Buzz Aldrin?

>>79093586

>shut up nerd

a certain someone is projecting

you get baited so hard your nerd ass screenshots and catalogues the baits for them L M A O

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>>79073901
Excellent post

>>79093572
yeah if you didn't figure that out by 'super male vitality' nobody can help you

>if sources back up what you're saying it's confirmation bias

I don't think you know what those words mean

>>79089883
>That piss must go what, 800mph?

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>>79093687
>t. someone that's not prepared when Obama reveals himself as the anti-Christ, takes your gun and puts you in a FEMA camp

>>79093847
I'm crying

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>>79093847
>Jesus it's going to tear you to shreds

>>79093877
what exactly does Super male vitality does and why is so expensive?

>>79093813
Super Male Vitality changed my fucking life.

I stumbled upon some InfoWars videos during the lowest point in my beta NEET life. I was 22, addicted to vidya, living in my parents' basement with very little ambition. Each day was the same routine: wake up, browse chans, fap, play vidya, fap, browse chans while eating tendies, fap some more, sleep, repeat.

On a lark, I ordered Super Male Vitality to see if, perhaps, my T-levels were lacking. Holy fucking shit, I couldn't have guessed what it would do to me...

Within the first 24 hours, my cock had grown three or four times its normal length and girth. My balls dropped at least two inches, both of them swelling substantially. My previously bare, bird-like chest grew wild ursine hairs. Both my brow ridge and my jaw began to jut out further in those first few days... It was so shocking that I considered going to the emergency room to get checked out.

But the physical changes were nothing compared to the mental and behavioral changes. I was sharper, clearer, more aggressive, more animalistic. I immediately took control of my surroundings. Within a week, I had fought my father for "control" of the house, bested him, and humiliated him in front of my mom and sister.

I also claimed both of the women in the home (my mom and younger sister) for myself... I pounced on each of them, went balls deep, and didn't stop until I'd deposited a virile, piping hot load of MAN CUM into their bellies. They now feed me, pamper me, and do anything I ask them to do. Like natural concubines, they fear me, resent me, respect me, and adore me all at once.

Feels so fucking good. I've gained 70 pounds of lean muscle, created a multi-million-dollar businesses, and claimed hundreds of women as my live-in sex slaves. Hoping to up my progeny count into the thousands by next year.

Try it. You won't be disappointed

3 and a half hours wasn't long enough...

>>79093965
it's really high quality herbal boner pills

>>79093711
>literally states he can't be racist because Jimi Hendrix's version of All Along The Watchtower is one of his favorite songs
That bit was so cringy, also it's funny because there's literally a ton of Hendrix posters behind Joe so that's probably the only way Alex could think of a convenient black guy to say he liked lol

>>79093997
Holy fuck lmao

So many subtle things I missed in the first watch

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>>79093877
how come Alex Jones hasn't released a product called "Red Pill" is such a wasted business oportunity

>>79093997
Has Alex ever said anything even vaguely racist?

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>why does people think your are Bill Hicks? you dont look anything like him, Jaime pull that up oh wait dont pull that up Jaime

was Joe protecting Alex's secret?

>>79094074
He actually hasn't believe it or not. I've watched him since 2003

>>79094098
>>79094074
He's an entertainer not an actual conspiracy theorist, it's not good for him to alienate whole crowds

>>79094074
he explicitly refutes any kind of invoulntary collectivism wherever possible, which is why communists and nazis both hate him

>>79094074
idk, I was surprised when they brought it up

>>79094074
He's half black, so no.

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When will the real conspiracy come to light?

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>>79091713
'The Elites' are not a unified force, except in some economic cases. Alex Jones is irrelevant to them, he supports Trump, which should be an indication of how contrarian he actually is.

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>>79094339
>George Soros is a hero

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>9000 hours in paint

>TFW Alex was right about Obama's mother being a CIA sex operative

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>>79094562

>>79094191
kek

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>>79094562
>>79094598
Holy shit its actually fucking true.

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>>79093471

This was the cherry on top

>>79093471
>so the worldwide elite are all pedophiles huh?
>Jamie pull up some child porn real quick, lets check this out

>>79073901
meme stealer