Why didn't he use a gun?

only saruman had learned to use gunpowder

>>79070813
didn't the dwarf use a blunderbuss or somethin?

Why do we have 4 LotR threads on the first page?

>>79071628
Because it's our new favorite since the comfy 300+ threads

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Why didn't he use a rocket launcher?

>>79070813
Why didn't he just give Sam the Ring and fuck off? Sam was better in every way and actually resisted the Ring's temptation, Frodo was useless and almost ruined everything

>>79070813
why didn't he drive a tank? it would have protected him from orcs and those flying things

why didn't gandalf the gay use some badass spells ?

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Why didn't Gandalf just teleport Frodo to Mount Doom?

Oh yeah because he's a shit wizard lol

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Why didn't Frodo just tie the ring to a really long piece of string he's carrying so that he's far enough away from it at all times to not be effected by it.

>>79072058
it might get snagged on a twig

>>79072058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUs3Dc96W_g

Better question: in the thousands of years between's Sauran's defeat and Sauran's return, why did elven technology advance so little? They should have had machine guns by now.

>>79072257
That was the dumbest thing I've ever watched. Thanks I think.
Here is my retort:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8

>>79072297
elves are useless

remember evil is active good is reactive

why didn't sauron just put the ring on his toe

>>79072502
>cock ring
>automatically adjusts in size
Well that's handy

>>79071979
A wizard of shit?

>>79071979
It always bugs me that he's an immortal creature with wizard powers but during battles he mostly just hits people with a stick.

Not sure if anyone has thought of this before but why didn't they just fly the eagles to mordor?

>>79072750
They did this in the books but Peter F'ing Jackson had to go and write this fanfiction version. That's why the books are so much shorter.

>>79070813
Frodo gets a little trigger happy around black people

if he put the ring up his arse would still he become invisible?

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Why didn't he use a gun?

he could have killed harry on multiple occasions

>>79072900
Please tell me those chicken skin arms are prosthetics

>>79072889
Could definitely lead to a bad scene when Sauron finds him. The worst cavity inspection of all time.

>>79072936
Airport security: Mordor

>>79072900
He's in Britain, guns are illegal

>>79073352
>Lord Voldemort exits his cab on the left side of the road.
>"Oi! Das a wee bit o'sticky wicket right 'ere now, innit?" says he, pulling a half-eaten crumpit from his petticoat
>"'ats fer true," responds Peter Pettigrew, adjusting his knickers.
>The seem to have noticed that 12 Grimmauld Place doesn't seem to exist
>"Aye, I'v'an idear," says Voldemort.
>He pulls out a wand, and begins to whisper an incantation
>Before he can, the London police bobbies show up and blow whistles at him.
>"Oi! Lad! Anyfing dat looks or can be used as a weapon, is one in the Queen's Country (God save 'er)!"
>Voldemort drops his wand as the bobbies grip his wrists and take him into the station
>Harry Potter never has to deal with Voldemort again because of London's finest, the wonderful police force keeping the streets of Bongland safe.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

>>79073485
>Lord Voldemort is about to kill Harry Potter
>Big Bong bongs six bongs
>"'aight lads let's take a break, 'ave some tea"
>Harry Potter escapes once again