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>tfw rock

This shit made me laugh way too hard. Came out of nowhere

>>79066586
Kek

Wouldn't it be easier to hide behind a tree or something?

>>79066630
stop asking completely reasonable questions

>>79066554
Prime example of the shittiness of the YA genre's "originality".

>>79066622
*rok

I thought this was a Noel Fielding bit.

>>79066605
>tfw never came from laughing too hard

>katniss heeelp, they turned me into a rock!

>mfw I bought up this scene while talking to a normie girl and she got mad as hell at me because apparently it "makes perfect sense" and she went in to an alarming and autistic amount of denial over it.

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Member Fantaghirò?

>>79066668
That's what it reminds me of.

>>79066630
He was disguised as a "piss rock" he wanted katniss to unknowingly piss on him. Read the book

>>79066769
What the fuck is a piss rock and why are there weird fetishes in a children's book?

>>79066728
i bet she was hot af

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>>79066814
so hot

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>This entire thread

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>>79066851

>>79066672
pleb

Holy fuck this thread is hilarious. /tv/ is really on point today

>>79066851
Get him away from my kids, he's a vanilla rapist

>tfw disguised as rock but can't get rock hard

WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE JELLY FOX
THE JELLY FOX

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But seriously, no one remembers Fantaghirò? Shit was so cash.

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>>79066661
>>79066554
It's stupid. But this chick who won the movie makeup show FaceOff was a cake designer as her day job.
So maybe it's not so far-fetched that he'd have some talent as a baker, even if the execution of the idea is silly as fuck.

>>79066814
FUCKED UP face but skinny and big fake titties.
I fucked her in the bathroom

>>79066554
>Peeta! Get down here!
>gah! What is it mom?!?
>We got another order for a rock-shaped cake!
>Another one?! Who keeps ordering these things?!
>This is important, Peeta!
>Mom, I need to study for school!
>Boy, you get your butt down here or I'll beat it so hard you'll wish you were chosen for the hunger games!

>>79066940
IS that Gemma Arterton?
She has a great bum.

>>79067032
>also throw around some sacks of flour because that makes you strong I guess you fucking manlet

>>79067035
Alessandra Martines

Add "young" when you google her.

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Why would someone actually choose Legohead over Chris Hemsworth's brother?

Shit makes no sense.

>>79067170
But dude he went too far and blew up medics or something

>>79067190
She was already on the manlet cock even before baby Thor blew up the medics though.

>>79067170
Short men are known to be better lovers

>>79067170
The worst part is that Fatniss had way more chemistry with Hemsworth in the movie, with Peeta's actor there was no spark whatsoever.

Terrible casting, if they knew from the start they'd get together by the end they should've cast someone who had better chemistry with Lawrence. Or just have Hemsworth play Peeta I guess.

>>79067237
That doesn't explain why women fuck niggers over your manlet ass though lmao

>>79066769
That sounds too fucked up to not be true.

>>79066769
bull-fucking-shit

@79066586
|mrw rock

>>79067170
if they were the same height hutchersson would be 10x more attractive than Liam

>>79066554
Ser Jorah

https://youtu.be/UxvyMiwhJWw?t=43s

Does this predate Le Voyage dans la Lune?

>>79066605
This.

The movie was terrible and I was so out of it but when this happened I just started laughing uncontrollably.

>>79066668
kek that's perfect

>>79066694
Kek

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>>79067465
>if they were the same height hutchersson would be 10x more attractive than Liam
oh but he isn't is he

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>>79067472

>>79067562
Shiiiiiit. I'm a manlet at 5'10" and feel short as fuck

>>79066739
No, who dis?

>>79066728
Too bad that never happened.

>>79066630
in the book he literally crawl beneath some stone or tree and put mud and leaves on him.
He didn't become a rock.

>>79067735
shut up /fit/

>>79067906
no he put makeup on his face which made him look like a rock

like in the OP pic

>>79066974
She wasn't a baker in a community so poor bread was a scarce resource. Who the fuck was ordering all of those hyper-detailed cakes and why would he even train in cake decorating in the forst place.

>>79067237

t. manlet

That was my favorite part of that whole movie. Never saw the other 2

>>79068083
Yes, which is why I said the idea works in theory. But the details of the book/movie make its execution silly as fuck.

In any case, I just wanted an excuse to post Cakefu. I miss 2014 /tv/

>>79066554
i didnt see the movie. how does he become a fucking rock? is this a dream sequence?

>>79068316
he disguises himself as a rock.

yeah its fucking stupid

>>79068316
he worked at a bakery decorating cakes so that means he knows how to turn himself into a rock with magic

>>79068137
>2
3

>>79066554
1. How did he get the perfect, seamless rock texture applied to his face before he laid down?
2. Why didn't he just cover his head with moss like he did the rest of his body?

>>79068382
Shit forgot they split the last one up
glad i never watched them

What is he hiding from?

>>79069267
you should be glad, they were fucking awful

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>>79069670
himself

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>>79067170
>Legohead

>>79066554
>newfags cant blankpost
Jesus christ get it together faggot

>>79069807
damn dude that's deep

>>79070070
[/spoiler]manlet baker disguises himself as manlet rock[/spoiler]

>>79070235
wtf i was just trying to blankpost

>>79066739
>>79066940

I did not expect Cave of the Golden Rose posting in this thread. Thanks for helping me remember the name of that movie.

>>79066554
how did he learn to decorate cakes in a society where where he and his peers were starving and went wide-eyed at the sight of bread?

>>79070892
because there's rich people and poor people, just like in real life.

Katniss hated him for being a richfag.