How did his hat stay on?

chicken grease

What's the point to wear a hat inside? It isn't raining.

>>79060908
head muscles

u jelly, white boi?

>>79060908
His unformed conjoined twin was under it

A hair clip.

>>79060938
Do not let (((them))) goad you into attacking blacks at every conceivable opportunity. It is counterproductive and defeats your purpose.

>>79061060
Wtf I hate (((them))) now

Aging pills

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Adebisi?

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>>79060908

http://www.mensfitness.com/content/training-ozs-simon-adebisi

>But the weirdest thing about Adebisi was how he wore his trademark knit hat. The thing stayed perched on the corner of his head and seemed to never move. Anyone who ever watched the show had to wonder how he kept it up there. Turns out, there wasn't much of a secret to be revealed.

>"I just put it on my head and it stays there," he says. "People think it's Velcro or whatever. All it is is my bald head. You just stick it on the corner. I could do a backflip and that baby wouldn't move."

>>79060908
Stubble acts like velcro...

>>79061115
neat

>>79060908
Stubble. Shave your head and in 1-2 days I guarantee you will be able to balance a knit cap/toque off the side of your head. Think velcro. This even works for me and I'm a white guy.

>insert classic childhood racist jokes here

>>79061115
>I could do a backflip and that baby wouldn't move.

dunno why but this made me kek

>>79061007
jej

>>79060986
kak

>>79060908

Dried semen.

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>>79061115
2sp00ky4me

>>79061060
its never going to stop with whites being nice to niggers you fucking jew

>>79061111
goddamn his hair is fried

>>79061007
The only logical explanation.

>>79061115
This entire thing made me kek.

BlackwizAaronmagic #aemeliasbbc

>>79061111
can i get a quick rundown on this guy?